Pamela Anderson Really Doesn't Like Wearing Pants
We get it. Pamela Anderson is allergic to wearing pants. I understand this. I even understand that she has to wear a coochie hugger during her act with that big gay magician fellow. But she should really check her shit before she exits her dressing room. I know that when I'm about to leave the house in a shiny leotard, I check to make sure my crotch area doesn't look like a stale triple-decker turkey sandwich. It usually does and that's why I never wear my shiny leotard in public anymore. Pammy should do the same. Or at least get one that doesn't smother her vagina. The thing has been through enough! We should really throw a telethon for that traumatized snatch.
Below is Pamela Anderson in Amsterdam with Hans Klok. You might be wondering where the scratch on her ass came from in the first thumbnail. It came from her dried up labia lips trying to scratch their way out of that leotard.
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When she was younger she was trashy cute. Her body looks used and abused. She looks way older than 40. Delusional skank.
I think I can safely say that this is the one time that 100% of the comments on a thread are negative.
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You know, I have my days when i'm just not happy with my body. I look in the mirror and i'm just like "ugh". But never, not even on my worst day, never has my ass/vagina looked that bad. My new years resolution is to never let my body look that damn ragged and abused..that should be an easy one. Also, does she not realize how bad the fried/bleached hair looks? I mean, it might have been "cute" when she first came around (many many years ago) but now it just looks trashy as hell. Someone should tell her this.
Coochie side cleavage is never a good thing and Pam is over 40. When is she going to stop this ridiculousness.
And does she ever not have a glass of champagne in her hand?
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:00pm.
Are you next to tell us your avi is a kitty on a bed?
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Wow - it must be an absolute bitch thinking you are some hot shit and then seeing these pictures blasted all over the media! That my friends is the ass of a 58 year old lady and the cuny, well thats one more of a 65 year old blister whose husband has been using it for a speed bag the last 30 years or so. Damm, I guess I understand why these old hags keep getting more and more plastic surgery, it sure as fuck can't look any worse. She is about 6 Krispy Kremes away from need a lipo on that ass!
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:42pm.
Ok so because I'm a loozer with too much time on my hands I tooled around and found this about her scars.
Inneresting! I'm not sure I buy her story; MK's version sounds closer to reality. I doubt leeches would leave marks even if you left em on all day, but she prolly brushed em off at once. *going to check*
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Yeah, that's what I really wanted to see, man. A baggy vagina. I think all the STDs she's contracted over the years have somehow mutated and her vadge is like the Venus Fly Trap from hell.
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ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:58pm.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:25pm.
Well don't get your panties in a wad. I love kittens! And poo!
Well, my Big Mac just made a reappearance.
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Not even with hazmat suit would I slam this garbage disposal.
Un verdadero calambre al ojo -- truly a charley horse in my eyes! Snatchal regions should not be inflicted on others.
I looked again in light of some of the comments here. I never thought I would say this, as I have a particular weakness for sleazy, beat, cheap-looking women, but she just looks too cheap to be attractive to me.
Dear Pam,
Nobody wants to see your meat curtains waving in the fucking breeze. Also, you're supposed to floss your teeth, not your hee haw. Dumbass.
Barfingly yours,
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LOL! Cant top that one. I have alluded to this before, but it seems that by middle age, all the makup and plastic surgery makes celebrity women less attractive than normal women their age.
Were I single would I hit it? The body no doubt, but that scary face is pretty hard to ignore. How is it they get so out of touch with what looks good? I think its due to over-agressive plastic surgery--trying to achieve the impossible and resulting in fug.
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:12pm.
That leotard is like a band-aid stretched over the Jersey tunnel, Pointless and disgusting..
she has really lost it. she used to be kinda hot in a skanky way. and by the way, she drinks alllll the time. she has a champagne glass welded on her fingers. tommy lee had her at her prime; if she ever had one.
Say what you will, Pam is a classy broad.
Cheers you big whore, cheers!
Ok so because I'm a loozer with too much time on my hands I tooled around and found this about her scars.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/24854
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Damn. I always gave Pam the benefit of the doubt cause she seemed to have no illusions about what she did to make her living, but girlfriend has really jumped the shark now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
I think if she got rid of the stripper 90s era make up, and was a little nicer to her vagina she would look good. Her body looks great, her face looks like one of those faces of meth ads.
holy fucked up camel toe, Batman!
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ahh a pussy thong
The marks on her arm are birth marks I think. NOT from the Hep C.
that crotch is gross
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Come on! She would be freaking tragic if anyone cared about that ratty old snatch. And why is she drinking with hep C?
Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:03pm.
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No...not cellulite but you know how it looks when you get a lot of ingrown hairs on your vag....its like that but on your butt...a lotta bumps and boils and crap....soo gross...
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Is it the Hep C that leaves those marks on her arms? Gross!!
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Pammy has been gaining a bit of weight lately.
With Hep C should she really be drinking????
She's looking a little meth in the face. Wasn't this ho paying 7 grand a month on makeup/artist at one point in time? Oh, and cover up, Pammy, will ya? Baywatch was almost ten years ago.
@Stoney
Well, no ones ever said that's what came to mind at first glance.
@Miss Priss
When I saw the picture my response was, "Awwww kitteh" too.
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LOL!!!
Kittycatastrophe, that's funny...I thought it was dirty too...like some kind of monster vag...toxic avenger vag or something...awww kitteh!!!
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:15pm.
I seriously thought it was shit coming out of a butthole, but then, I have a dirty mind.
@ Miss Priss
Sorry for the reply delay, I was away from the computer. The avi is a kitten sleeping upside down with its head hanging off of the edge of a bed.
Thanks to the person who explained further up in the comments. I would never use a 'gina as my avi.
MY EYES!!! For God's sake, Michael! I JUST ATE!
holy crap! Who wants to see that ho's flappy vag lips right after a meal????? BARFFF.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:03pm.
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No...not cellulite but you know how it looks when you get a lot of ingrown hairs on your vag....its like that but on your butt...a lotta bumps and boils and crap....soo gross....
lmao oooooooh no I dunno what that is and it sounds fucking disgusting lol...wait did u see some on Pam?
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Most whores get that type of shit, but she dosent really have it, I guess she has more money to go to the doctor and dermatologist than the average ho so that explains it.
But does anyone know what that rash looking thing on her arm is? Does it have something to do with her Hep C?
It is interesting to know that even skinny chicks get FUPA as they age.
That garment is delicate-wash only, but her wardrobe people washed the outfit in hot water, regular cycle. They're so fired--and right before Noel.
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That leotard is like a band-aid stretched over the Jersey tunnel, Pointless and disgusting..
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disgusting...she has always been super trashy, but now she looks JUST PLAIN REPULSIVE. Why on earth does she keep thinking the bigger the titaes, the sexier...they make her look horrible, not to mention all that flab...gawd, my eyeballs are going to melt...this is worse than Shitney and her pink wig...she makes Shitney and all those other major skanks (Empress of Lucite, etc.), look downright loverly...actually Britney looks good lately, but this one...yikes...and who the hell is doing her makeup...that is some horror movie looking shit.
Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:03pm.
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No...not cellulite but you know how it looks when you get a lot of ingrown hairs on your vag....its like that but on your butt...a lotta bumps and boils and crap....soo gross....
lmao oooooooh no I dunno what that is and it sounds fucking disgusting lol...wait did u see some on Pam?
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Honestly, she gets messier and messier every time I see her. They should use her pic as a warning in plastic surgeon's offices.
Pam, honey, your prime is way over. Put some clothes on, take off the stripper make-up and embrace the middle-aged woman and mother that you are.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:01pm.
Why do people get bumps on their asses? I went to pick my friend up from the strip club one time and I went in the back and I swear like half those girls looked like they used there asses as feet....ugh....
Its cellulite...and unfortunatly I dont think theres much you can do to get rid of it...of course the flabbier and fatter you get the more noticible it becomes
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No...not cellulite but you know how it looks when you get a lot of ingrown hairs on your vag....its like that but on your butt...a lotta bumps and boils and crap....soo gross....
did pa update her veneers?
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Why is everyone coked up all the time?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:03pm.
party time! haha..
My dick in various sweaters didnt show too well.. so I had to change it!!
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Damn thats the mother of two soon to teenage boys. Fucked up, just fucked up.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Pammy reminds me of when I used to work for this Ballet Company (no, really! - two times) and we had a very well-known/sought after dancer. And, on stage she was lovely - at 35 dancing Juliette and lookin' like she was 13 up there...SO graceful and tiny and sweet. Up close, just walking around - she was just a big old bag of barf. REALLY hard to look at.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:01pm.
Well, it IS the holidays, you know.
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Aha! So tinsel-twat was just getting into the Chrotchmas spirit! I shoulda guessed that.
Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:01pm.
I swear like half those girls looked like they used there asses as feet....ugh....
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