Pamela Anderson Really Doesn't Like Wearing Pants
We get it. Pamela Anderson is allergic to wearing pants. I understand this. I even understand that she has to wear a coochie hugger during her act with that big gay magician fellow. But she should really check her shit before she exits her dressing room. I know that when I'm about to leave the house in a shiny leotard, I check to make sure my crotch area doesn't look like a stale triple-decker turkey sandwich. It usually does and that's why I never wear my shiny leotard in public anymore. Pammy should do the same. Or at least get one that doesn't smother her vagina. The thing has been through enough! We should really throw a telethon for that traumatized snatch.
Below is Pamela Anderson in Amsterdam with Hans Klok. You might be wondering where the scratch on her ass came from in the first thumbnail. It came from her dried up labia lips trying to scratch their way out of that leotard.
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Damn...did she miss the mirror when she stepped out her dressing room. That's years of waxing her crotch, shit pulls your skin.
Girlfriend go for a bottom with more coverage!!!
that crotch looks overly puffy and too wide for the leotard sling
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:03pm.
Two last comments before I hit the freeway home to my jug wine: BB smoked a lot, which shows in her crinkled face now; I don't think Pam does, right? But Pam is channeling BB with the PETA stuff (a cause contrary to your very diet).
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Hans and Pammy are always acting like that. Her and the Rebel Billionaire too. I guess it is okay just to kiss, but no one is putting any weiners in her or else risk the Hep.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:45pm.
I think she was pretty when she was a Labatts girl and when she was on Tool Time. But I doubt she'd ever have been big without all the body-shop work.
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Yeah, agreed. Bitch just went too far...I mean BB hung it up when she wasn't hot anymore. And, she seemed cool with it all. I'm sure it wasn't easy, but she found something else to focus on (and yeah, I know she's said some crazy ass controversial shit, but she's a crazy broad). I mean, I think part of aging gracefully isn't necessarily "looking good", it's also accepting that yeah, life along the road sometimes sucks in some ways (wrinkles, fat roles), but it doesn't in others (being grateful that you're healthy, have food on the table, etc.). Despite BB's crazy and her faded beauty, she's adjusted to LIFE. She's aged more gracefully in some ways than Raquel Welch and Sophia Loren who have had very good plastic surgery, but chose to go that route, which is fine, whatevs...I'n not against it at all...BB chose not to play that shit which is remarkable to me because if I ever looked like that bitch did in her prime, I'd sell my soul to Wonky McValtrex to keep that shit....
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well if you were me you would have my punching kitty avie....
which you do not.
doofuses! it is supposed to be the largest full moon ever tonight so....
I don't know what the excuses are the other 364 days though
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Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:30pm.
jussayin, don't go yet. Clear the air about your identity because some folks think you're me on here. I'm more than willing to fess up to any usernames I've used here but you ain't one of 'em. Thanks. I appreciate it
...Huh? LOL of course I'm me and you're you. Duh!
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LOL! Well, I knew that!;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:51pm.
...Huh? LOL of course I'm me and you're you. Duh!
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HA! If only it were that simple for the conspiracy theorists amongst us.
Full moon flash!
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:30pm.
jussayin, don't go yet. Clear the air about your identity because some folks think you're me on here. I'm more than willing to fess up to any usernames I've used here but you ain't one of 'em. Thanks. I appreciate it
...Huh? LOL of course I'm me and you're you. Duh!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:45pm.
I think she was pretty when she was a Labatts girl and when she was on Tool Time. But I doubt she'd ever have been big without all the body-shop work.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:41pm.
I guess its safe to say that Pam's best years are behind her already. Time to graze on the pasture. Old Gal.
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Pam has taken shitty care of herself. That's why she looks like crappola on a shtick. I'm shocked her liver isn't trying to escape her torso like an alien baby. Bitch is on death-wish mode and she's taking people down with her who dare to have unprotected ANYTHING with her. *vomit*
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:28pm.
Hey Tigre, check out this vid of Bardot stills and tell me that's not the look Pammy was always aiming for (and not hitting). (The sound is semi-NSFW and not really important to my point.)
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Oh yeah. Much agreed. There will never be another Bardot, but there will be many, many Pammy's to come.
Howevs, I will say that Pamela Anderson was legitmately purty and hot, and probably could still be (maybe sometimes is), just the latest pics make tiger sad (and I don't even particularly care about that whore). It's just soooo "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane", only whorish...
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Thumbnail #3 is Horsey & Denser: The Musical.
I guess its safe to say that Pam's best years are behind her already. Time to graze on the pasture. Old Gal.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:28pm.
Hey Tigre, check out this vid of Bardot stills and tell me that's not the look Pammy was always aiming for (and not hitting). (The sound is semi-NSFW and not really important to my point.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RrlkXQshd8
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Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:23pm.
nast!
this haggard bitch is done!
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jussayin, don't go yet. Clear the air about your identity because some folks think you're me on here. I'm more than willing to fess up to any usernames I've used here but you ain't one of 'em. Thanks. I appreciate it.
And, I don't know about 'done' yet...I'm sure there are some nasty old farts still keeping her relevant by stickying up old magazine spreads.
Bleh.
Honestly, to be 40, the mother of two, have the HepC, and partying like a college kid on a bum liver, she looks pretty good. However, I don't know too many 40 year old mothers of two who have the HepC and party like a college kid on a bum liver to compare her to, so.....
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@Sheeps:
Perhaps? Or "Hopefully"? ;p
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nast!
this haggard bitch is done!
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:18pm.
Just my endless search to root out empty BS. My wild guess would be drugs or some dumb accident, perhaps involving a hydraulic hoist.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:06pm.
Pammy claims those marks on her left shoulder are the result of a leech attack when she was young. Based on what I read, it's possible but I don't believe it.
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O thank you! Cuz I got sidetracked, no less;p
You're still tryna figure that one out, huh?*chuckle*
What do you think it is, anyway?
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Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:13pm.
Um, no. I saw a striptease she did for hugh hefner and her nipples are darker than flavor flavs nuts!
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Well, hmm. I dunno if I should slap you upside the head or comfort you.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:56pm.
LOL! Cant top that one. I have alluded to this before, but it seems that by middle age, all the makup and plastic surgery makes celebrity women less attractive than normal women their age.
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Yahuh.
I don't know why, considering it didn't seem to happen to anyone else, but I ALWAYS looked forward to being a WOMAN. Not a woman shaped girl but a woman. I could always see the difference in confidence levels, ability, intelligence, grace that came with slightly coarser hair, crows feet and wider hips....and I could see how all those things could be put together in a way that's ultrasexy.
No - it's not adolescent and my friends and I agreed, once, that a teenage girl is, quite likely, the most perfect (and perfectly desirable) human on the planet - soft and lovely, ready to be molded; in the right situations: hungry to please, full of potential, ripe...sexay!
But they don't gots what a real woman gots. A real, grown woman knows herself and the world she lives in. She knows how to make hair #538 stay where it's supposed to because she's done it a thousand times. She knows what styles look good on her and how to decorate a house or apartment and she knows how to keep shit in order. And I LOVE crows feet. I think they're one of an older woman's best assets. They make all that other stuff that's happening on her face fall into place. They make her eyes shine.
Or MY eyes, I should say:)
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Submitted by deniess on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:01pm.:
"The magician's gay.. nothing happenin between them"
If he wasn't gay before he got that close to her, he sure as hell is now. That killer clown makeup and Charybdis crotch would make Genghis Khan exchange Mongolia for a Lady GaGa CD.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:02pm.
Her mouth is eating her nose. Nice snarly face. Her ass has always been non-existent so big whoop over her pancakes but the gyno-wedgie is beyond grossness. She probably looks better naked and NO, I don't want to see that shit naked either. UGH.
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Um, no. I saw a striptease she did for hugh hefner and her nipples are darker than flavor flavs nuts!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:06pm.
Pammy claims those marks on her left shoulder are the result of a leech attack when she was young. Based on what I read, it's possible but I don't believe it.
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I wonder what her kids think of her.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 6:55pm.
Here's the best, most factual site I found on leeches. I guess they might cause a real wound if the bites got infected. I ain't buyin' her story, however.
http://www.amonline.net.au/factsheets/leeches.htm
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Should I keep scrolling? Do I REALLY want to know why you're Googling leeches? *sigh*
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Her mouth is eating her nose. Nice snarly face. Her ass has always been non-existent so big whoop over her pancakes but the gyno-wedgie is beyond grossness. She probably looks better naked and NO, I don't want to see that shit naked either. UGH.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 7:35pm.
What up wif her teef?
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Oh, they're about to fall out. That's what happens to all used up hookers.
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She looks like Kid Rock beat the hell out of her face with his dick.
At this point there are more sad bad images of her than hot good ones. It's hard to remember she was ever hot. "Baywatch" becomes "graycrotch".
Submitted by yoly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 8:27pm.
OMG! that is sooo not sexy, which I think she's trying to be. That's nasty and her shit looks all stretched out and smelly
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What's that mangina she got goin on? Eww.. how the hell can you wear somethin that squeezes your twatchula like that? It's time she wear boxers!
OMG! that is sooo not sexy, which I think she's trying to be. That's nasty and her shit looks all stretched out and smelly.
wtf is all the bruising on the back of her left shoulder / arm?
Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 6:14pm.
Yeah, that's what I really wanted to see, man. A baggy vagina. I think all the STDs she's contracted over the years have somehow mutated and her vadge is like the Venus Fly Trap from hell.
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Gonorrhea, chlamydia and syphilis have banded together in a sinister plan to permanently ravage the next penis that touches Pam's saggy vag lips. That's right, I bet the oblivious Hans Klok googled the fuck out of John Wayne Bobbit right after he got home and realized his desecrated penis had hit the highway, with savagely ruined balls in tow. ROFL. That's the power of a diseased vagina, baby. D:
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Her vagina is baggy and bloated looking, and her ass is saggy with a shiny brown liver spot on the right cheek. lol
"You smell like a baby prostitute." ~ Mean Girls
Holy crap, her bagina's got bingo wings.
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What up wif her teef?
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Labia majora split four ways, very appealing.
It doesn't even cover her entire cooch! That is so WRONG! I'm going to have nightmares about this shit....NOOOO!
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THAT looks like the vagine of a woman who is in her 50's and a woman in her 50's sho used her vagine as a battering ram.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 6:44pm.
Good one. You could still slag her, though.
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Here's the best, most factual site I found on leeches. I guess they might cause a real wound if the bites got infected. I ain't buyin' her story, however.
http://www.amonline.net.au/factsheets/leeches.htm
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 6:28pm.
I think I can safely say that this is the one time that 100% of the comments on a thread are negative.
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I would agree with you except that would then add a positive comment to this thread.
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She needs to wash her face and put on some clothes. Her glory days are long past.
I feel bad for her ass. Literally.