Pamela Anderson Really Doesn't Like Wearing Pants
We get it. Pamela Anderson is allergic to wearing pants. I understand this. I even understand that she has to wear a coochie hugger during her act with that big gay magician fellow. But she should really check her shit before she exits her dressing room. I know that when I'm about to leave the house in a shiny leotard, I check to make sure my crotch area doesn't look like a stale triple-decker turkey sandwich. It usually does and that's why I never wear my shiny leotard in public anymore. Pammy should do the same. Or at least get one that doesn't smother her vagina. The thing has been through enough! We should really throw a telethon for that traumatized snatch.
Below is Pamela Anderson in Amsterdam with Hans Klok. You might be wondering where the scratch on her ass came from in the first thumbnail. It came from her dried up labia lips trying to scratch their way out of that leotard.
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Moreover, did you guys see her left nipple? It looks like it's gonna run away.
WTF? That is just nasty.
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Submitted by Datura on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 3:51pm.
., your avie is hypnotic. It took about five hours of struggle to pry my eyes away from the bounciness.
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Look at muh boobays...you iz getting veery sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Five hours, you say? Should I change this? I don't want to be a hazard! lol
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Submitted by xtinawasmynamefirst on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 8:11am.
ew, jesus! she cannot contain that sloppy twat. her privacy must just be numb at this point, because that looks hella painful!!!!
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"NUMBTWAT"! That 'splains it!
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., your avie is hypnotic. It took about five hours of struggle to pry my eyes away from the bounciness.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
That's what you call a double hump camel toe.
Couldn't Pam at least wipe the cum off her tits?
Puffy vag lips upper and lower.
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I'm surprised Hans could pick her up, and still have a smile on his face.
WTF is wrong with that foto? Has being with Tommy Lee stretched her out so much that her lips don't meet? That ain't rite!
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Submitted by xtinawasmynamefirst on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 8:11am.
ew, jesus! she cannot contain that sloppy twat. her privacy must just be numb at this point, because that looks hella painful!!!!
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"NUMBTWAT"! That 'splains it!
ew, jesus! she cannot contain that sloppy twat. her privacy must just be numb at this point, because that looks hella painful!!!!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 6:22am.
Good morning, sluts!
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Meh. Shiteous 'mourning' is more like it. lol
Have a great day, GIG darlin'. I'm in half awake/pissed-off-at-the-fucking-world mode musefff.
Good morning, sluts!
Pammy is embarrassingly beyond desperate.
The world is nearly her gynecologist already, judging by the main photo. Moose Knuckle in plain view. Ugh. Not hot.
oops she is greatly mistaken....it looks weired
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It looks sad.
shit stuffed into a one piece is still shit, Pammy
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Wow, it's so ill-fitted. I feel bloated just looking at it.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 2:39am.
If we went back to 1910, we could see her first set of implants right before they were installed.
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I don't think Pam is going to be doing this in her 60's. I really think Pam might be dying, sad to say. She really looks *awful*. I really doubt she'll live to 60...hope I'm wrong, because she's never struck me as a mean person...I do think she's out of control of late, though.
Okay, looking at her butt makes me sad because I wonder if I had a picture taken maybe the back of my legs would have as much cellulite and I think I look good for someone who isn't seen on the big screen everyday. Is her cellulite that bad for someone who doesn't get Hollywood treatments?
K, imagine we all jumped in a time machine and went back to 1910. What do you think the ladies and gents would be saying about the ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF SIDE-VAG being exposed?
Hans Klok? That's his real name? Hahahaha.
Pammmy's face probably could stop a Klok.
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I KNOW THIS BITCH NAMED VANESSA MARIE MERDRANO AKA PAN CAKE ASS SHE ALSO NEVER HAD TITTS UNTIL SHE GOT PREGNET
Submitted by _fail_ on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 1:18am.
Where's PETA when you need them? That's one abused animal.
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My thoughts exactly!
and it's not a coochie hugger, it's a coochie cutter, she should have it in a ginger bread man shape.
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She'd look fine if the outfit had fitted her properly. It looks about three sizes too small. And, not only is her labia poking out but her boobs are being squashed to the point of looking painful.
Back in her Baywatch days she could wear a swimsuit that was itsy bitsy. But now after having two kids and being past 40 she can't!
I would LOVE a stylist to do a makeover on Pam. Maybe make her a brunette, with subtle, natural looking makeup and suitable clothing. I think she would look great. She is still pretty, but she needs to TONE it down.
Man. I'm all for not caring what people think, but this wouldn't look good on ANYONE. *sigh*
Where's PETA when you need them? That's one abused animal.
That is just the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! And there are men all over the world who want some of that? This pic should really put a hurtin' on those numbers!
Its Pam and she's mad she'll be doing this in her 60's! Make's life worth living!
Her snatch must be hungry,its eating her leotard. Girlfriend could use a waxing.. she has 5 O'clock shadow.
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Looks like she outgrew her costume :0) .. this ho needs to wear a muu-muu .. so sick of seeing her cootch & ass everywhere ... thankfully my cheerios stayed down this time!!
They'll have to burn that costume once they extract it from her vagina. Pam's panty pudding = poison!
is pammy gonna spend the rest of her life wearing shit like this...it ain't cute and neither is she any more...
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Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:03pm.
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Don't blame you on that one. i'm surprised guys still say they'd hit that. Maybe their copying and pasting a mental image of her from 1991...
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:01pm.
I think your avi is very fitting for this thread.
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Hence, why I chose it for this evening. lol Sad huh? I refuse to use her nasty 'parting of the red sea' vadge lips as my avatar though. Ugh.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:55pm.
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I think your avi is very fitting for this thread.
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PSL, Have a fun time, sweetie pie!
Eh? Small, flat asses are ickers. Small bubble butts? Cuteeeeeeeeee!
My taste? Yep. :)
hey Dot!
I like little tushes, so I guess I am biased. (I don't like flat asses though- they are icky.) I must be thinking of her photoshopped ass, nit the real one.
anyway, I am off to a b-day party- see you all later.
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PSL, her ass was NEVER hot. EVER.
She's always been in the flat assed, itty bitty titty club. She got the silly-cone inserts in her chesticals but kept her flat ass as-is.
Flat, fat-free ass-cheeks are FUGLY. If you don't got some chubble-bubble in the ass cheekle area you got the straight line goin' on. Fake boobs don't count cuz you know bitch was barely an A+ before the 'transformation'.
Maybe she likes the crotch of her swimsuit that tight, so whenever she wiggles her butt, she get stimulated.
Strangely, this is the one time I might actually use the word "vagina".
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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her vagina is eating that bathing suit.
She has great legs, but her ass should be covered now. It's not so hot anymore without the aid of photoshop.
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Pam could use some eyebrow implants.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:27pm.
@islandgirl:
Wait, champagne is fattening? *switches to white Russians*
Judging from your photo, it looks as if you could use a little meat on your bones.
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Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:45pm.
I think she was pretty when she was a Labatts girl and when she was on Tool Time.
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yeah, that also was like 20 years ago...
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Ok, fine. True dat. But admit it, if Angel_i gave Pammy a full chola makeover, that bitch would be HWAT and you would be a full on jelly H8R!
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@islandgirl:
Wait, champagne is fattening? *switches to white Russians*
Judging from your photo, it looks as if you could use a little meat on your bones.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:19pm.
She should have bought that swimsuit a size larger. If she doesn't stop guzzling that champagne, she's going to have to start shopping at Lane Bryant.
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Wait, champagne is fattening? *switches to white Russians*
She has/is a problem.
She should have bought that swimsuit a size larger. If she doesn't stop guzzling that champagne, she's going to have to start shopping at Lane Bryant.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:45pm.
I think she was pretty when she was a Labatts girl and when she was on Tool Time.
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yeah, that also was like 20 years ago...
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