From Idol Reject To Gay Porn Star
I could probably use the above title a dozen more times if I did more investigative reporting. I mean, I think all American Idol rejects end up in gay porn (even the girls) eventually. Shit. I think all of us will end up doing gay porn sooner or later. Yeah, so you better practice keeping your privates erect while getting it in the stink. Your time is cumming soon.
You might remember Zach Travis' American Idol audition that left the judges confused. Well, Simon and Randy anyway. Paula is always confused. Zach was the girly boy who wore bellbottoms and heels while singing Whitney Houston's Queen of the Night. Randy asked him if he was a dude or a chick. Zach was rejected and his dreams were crushed....
That's until he chopped off the librarian bob, tossed the heels in the dumpster and pulled his ass cheeks apart. Now the only thing that's getting crushed is Zach's asshole! Zach does gay porn now and goes by the name Kirk Cummings. Okay, couldn't he have come up with a better name than that?! Randy Jackmeoff? Or maybe Simon Bowels (ew)? Or even Semen Cowell?
The Sword uncovered Zach's new gay porn image as well as his new "song" called "Badass." The song is nothing to bust nuts over, but (NSFW) click here to see Zach's other skills which he seems to be much better at.
Good for Zach! When someone kicks you to the ground, just get on your knees and start sucking your way to the top (or bottom in his case)! It's the American dream!
Below is Zach's song "Badass" and click here to see his original Idol audition.
(Thanks Jack Shamama)
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Well, he looks very nice and I'm sure he's happy in his new profession. Bless him!!
haha, looks like he's trying to be a Hollister/Abercombie model
Second frame from the bottom (haha, i said bottom) looks like the OTHER Zach, CoverGirl himself!!
That's sad. And I'm a porn addict.
ok I am a girl and I love gay porn lol
Who cares what his face looks like? He's HUGE and I am shocked and impressed. If he was hiding that in his pants, what did he need to do Idol for?
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:09pm.
Are there ANY good looking people in porn?
Oxymoron much?
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I guess they pretty much plan on you not looking at the face very much. Kinda makes sense to me..
Damn, that girl has a big schlong!
Are there ANY good looking people in porn?
Oxymoron much?
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Hooray for gay porn! It makes the world go 'round.
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lol...great pics, lame song. Atleast he found something he was good at. He might be the next Jenna Jameson, of gay porn though.
I like him better than Sanvagina
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MK, you are mistaken! That is a Q-tipped Cat screeching "Bandage on My Ass." It's easy to confuse the two.
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I refuse to watch idol. Fucking dreck!
In the video still he looks like DJ AM.
This is kind of sad... it's someones son!
He can buy Fantasia's house.
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poor zach, he obviously has some issues, i think the one that isn't fitting is himself...his voice really isn't good enough and that has nothing to do with him dressing the way he does or acting the way he does
it was a little hateful to say that he'd hit simon...although i'd hit him too, he's an awful human being
all i can say is, work it, girl!
nice unit, however. he's a grower.
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It was from watching a spanish court show that I learned that gay porn pays about 4 or 5 times what hetero porn pays men. Hey, you gotta make a living somehow.
That song would have passed in the 80's, but not today!
he shoulda just kept the librarian bob- he's still just an ugly queen.
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