He Better Do It Shirtless
I'm hoping his year's Oscars will be shirt-optional since Hugh Jackman is hosting it and he suffers from Matthew McConaughy syndrome. The Oscar bitches announced today that Hugh will host the Oscars on February 22nd. The show is usually hosted by people who tell jokes for a living, but they decided that sex sells so they got Hugh instead.
Hugh is actually an excellent choice! As long as he keeps his shirt off, keeps the bow tie on (it is the Oscars after all) and opens the show in an Oscar statue hammock thong, everyone will be pleased. Tommy Girl better keep his hungry no-no under lock and key, because that thing is going to try and eat the host.
Oh and Hugh better recreate this performance he did for the Tony Awards (complete with Carole Bayer Sager's introduction, of course):
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All fans of TDK go to Darkcampaign.com where there is a campaign to deluge Variety with Joker cards....for your nomination please!!! The fans will have a say here. Let's make some noise people!!
Gwad. Am I turning Metrosexual? -Cuz, this picture does NADA for me...nuttin'. This type of guy reminds me of the kinda dude that works out obsessively and expects his female counterpart/companion to be just as perfectionistic. No spank vous, monseur manic.
Attention z-listed: He's got a queen for a personal assistant, an old beard of a wife, and he gives the Laurence Olivier, Academy Award performance of gay Broadway singing and dancing. Does he have to have his lips attached to a penis to convince you?
My sexual fantasies are dead and buried. Never to be dug up again. After watching the YT Travolta/Jackman clips and the Boy from Oz with all the singing, twirls, dancing, twirls, and gold leather pants, my gaydar is off the richter..........
**both are definitely bi. No more hot fantasies for me. God love 'em.
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Hugh Jackman is a total tool, and so not the smexiest man alive.
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Hugh Jackman totally rocks in so many ways! He will do a great job, no doubt about it.
He is not gay. He is a very good ACTOR and played a gay man on Broadway. He ACTED gay because the part was Peter Allen who was gay.
Do you cretins get it yet? ACTING - Genius - Thank You!
The...gayest...thing...I...have...ever...seen.
Any and all doubt has been removed.
He's way to hairy for this lil black duck!
I guess they thought "How can we make it more boring then it already is?"
Um, what did I just watch?
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Lowest ratings in Oscar history. Bank on it. They sure as hell had better nominate Brangelina and get Brit and the Jonas Bros in the show somehow. A gay Sean Penn and dead Heath Ledger aren't going to interest Peoria.
HA, goodun, Sheeps. True dat.
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 7:12pm.
I dunno, Candy. There are many many many gay actors who play straight characters all the time. Ian McKlellan pops into my mind as just one example. Portia DeRossi, for another.
Kevin Spacey.
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Understandable. My last word on this'un is that either way he sure can twinkle dem toes. ;-)
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I know but I have a strange feeling that this is how he really is in real life. It doesn't bother me but it makes me wonder
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I dunno, Candy. There are many many many gay actors who play straight characters all the time. Ian McKlellan pops into my mind as just one example. Portia DeRossi, for another.
Again, folks, it's called "acting".
Shoot, look at Travolta ;-) Not much of a stretch to play the other side of the coin on stage/in movies.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:58pm.
*using semaphore* G-A-Y (as in above vid still of HJ)
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I'm not an acting expert or anything and I don't know shit from shineola about stage plays but how can someone perform like that and not be gay as the day is long? It just defies physics.
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Sorry DListed Ladies...Hugh Jackoffman is as gay as the day is long.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:03pm.
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Hugh post! Cue much swooning!
*drools on self*
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
my ovaries just twitched.
The first year EVER I will be watching the Oscars.
SOoooooooooo sorry, Sluttsville. But...um....he is SO gay in this!
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He is bringing sexy back to the Oscars.Yum.Yum.
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I have never seen this shit before! I cannot BELIEVE that is Hugh Jackman singing! OMG, it's so wonderful though!
Stop accusing him of being gay! Sometimes during meetings I engage in a little daydreaming of visiting different countries, and along with that the most famous man from that country; if you ruin Jack for me...that leaves me with Russell Crowe. Stop fucking with my only source of entertainment during operation and budget meetings.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 3:08pm.
I hope Nitty is too busy today or too snowed in to read this, BUT: having seen him try to kiss NK in "AU," I am convinced he's gay. He looked like an awkward 12 yr old the first time playing Spin the Bottle. No technique, no passion.
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Clar, Coop & Martin aren't married. I think I'd be pretty irked if I was married and peeps constantly continued to question my sexuality. Agreed, methinks they doth protest too much, but I kinda get it.
In any event, I don't think of these things when I have my secret private-y times with Hugh.
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Submitted by Diego on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:15pm.
ITA--
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Love Hugh, but he's no Jon Stewart.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 3:28pm.
Haha, it's dad, but it's true. That is a typo and I am leaving it. Clearly, I meant sad. The Hugh Jackman situation makes me uncomfortable because what is the point of a HJ fantasy unless he's gonna fuck the hell out of you? Seeing him turn into a simpering princess as he writhes in his seat and sings to John Travolta and gush about riding on his huge plane just kicks that daydream right in the nuts.
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MuffinAmy,
Again, ITA that it is nobody's biz. Anderson Coopper, Ricky Martin...good chance they are gay, but they don't discuss it. Jackman and wife ALWAYS discuss it. That's all i'm sayin.
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I am especially fond of the Matthew Broderick gay joke he makes around the five minute mark!
God, what is with this tired old Mary, that she's always appearing with her flabby tits showing? He's starting to look like one of the 80 year old dudes who've decided to take up body building and love showing off the wrinkled bumps on their chests.
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Clarisse, well, I suppose he is straight when he's alone with the wife lol
I just think it's no one's biz but their own, because ultimately, who gives a fuck?
None of it makes him less yummy to me.
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Submitted by FireCat on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 3:46pm.
Seed Productions? 'Nuff said.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
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Ugh! Ex's are the worst! Just ask Angelina! pffffffft! Hang in there!
Muffin,
ITA. Love Betty or Larry or Betty and Larry. It's the fact that both him and Deb go out of their way to say he's straight that nags me.
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Hugh Jackoff isn't pretending to be gay--he IS gay. Here's a picture of his husband:
www.tmz.com/2007/12/13/this-is-hugh-jackmans-wife/
IMDB says Palermo & Jackman own a production company together. Seed Productions. I shit you not.
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Doesn't matter to me WHO he's bungin' as long as he stays the spicy bean he is. He stays at the top of my Diddle List.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 3:38pm.
The C Word,
Was a'matter? Old Eon Angelina your happy New Year?
(I have replaced the word steal/stole/stolen with "Angelina")
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Hiya, one of THOSE days where it's a toss-up between what/who can deliver the most douchebaggeriness: the job or the soon-to-be ex.
No worries though - it's Friday and you guys are making me shit laughter.
('scuse the crude.)
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He may not be gay, but I bet he could suck the brass off a doorknob.
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The C Word,
Was a'matter? Old Eon Angelina your happy New Year?
(I have replaced the word steal/stole/stolen with "Angelina")
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I could put 'sucking dick' on my resume and that shit made me blink and turn it off. ~Diego
Well, I'll be watching because I like watching award shows especially The Oscars. I'm a big fat LOOZER and I'm proud of it. I hope MK does live blogging that night!
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Submitted by FireCat on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 3:29pm.
Liberace said from Heaven "Dude, that was GAY"
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LMAO!!
Gawd I needed that.
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Liberace said from Heaven "Dude, that was GAY"
But seriously, legs for miles on him!
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Yeh, his long-term partner John Palermo. Jackman, Palermo and Deb even had three rings made to symbolize their "union".
Diego,
I'm stealing that!!!
This thing that sticks in my craw about the situation is just that. He wants to have people believe he straight, but he isn't. Embrace your bisexuality or your homosexuality. Celebrate it! Have peen tatt'd on your chin!
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I could put 'sucking dick' on my resume and that shit made me blink and turn it off. ~ Diego
GAY! (sp?)