Sam Talbot Is A Married Man
The picture above is what my wet dreams basically looked like when Sam Talbot's season of Top Chef was airing. French fries and Sam! The only thing missing is a hot tub full of mayo.
One of the biggest manwhores of NYC, Sam Talbot, is now wearing a wedding ring. A source close to Sam told People that he got married to some trollop in NYC on November 17th at City Hall. Marrying at City Hall usually means you need a green card or baby is coming.
The source went on to say, "They are madly in love, and he is the happiest man alive to call her his wife."
This doesn't hurt that much, because I pretty much got over Sam after learning that he betrayed me last July. All the pictures I Photoshopped of Sam and me running hand in hand on the beach, canoodling in a French bistro and playing naked Twister have been erased from my computer.
Besides, this is my new Top Chef crush:
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The ring is on his right hand, not his wedding finger. Am I the only one who noticed this?
yay!:)
That made no sense... this curly fries is the new deep fried.
I have to go to a Harp Concert today because..... fuck.. I think that being back to desperate houswives for Christmas is because fuck. eff. eeeee
Submitted by dark tears on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Tubereuse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 3:49pm.
Isn't Sam the creep who just stood there while Cliff knocked little Marcel to the floor and held him down like he was going to ass-rape him?
After that I couldn't stand Sam, Ilan, or Elia. I really despise them.
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Me Too!
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Yay! The way some of those freaks, including Frank and Betty, singled out one person and then abused him was like Lord of the Flies. And it went on and on til the end of the show, with Michael "forgetting" to bring all the stuff to the finale, and closet-case Ilan saying he wanted to urinate on Marcel.
God, those losers were trashy! And the execs at Bravo were greedy and disgusting. I hope some of those mofos got fired.
Sam is hot but boring. At least Carla has the guts to yell out "Hooty hoo" in a supermarket to locate her mate! That's probably how the two hooked up in the first place.
i want my afro to look like this...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I love this woman's look and I'd eat at her restaurant. She reminds me of some microbiologist who obsesses over little microbes all day. Whatever her chosen interest in life she's SERIOUS about it.
Submitted by Brionity on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:32pm.
JAR JAR!
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Binks? No way! C'mon...that was pushing it.
JAR JAR!
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Exercising pointless futility.
Sam! Gayyyyyyyyyy gayyyyyyyyyy gayyyyyyyyyyyyyydie ohhhhhhhhhh gayyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Harvey Wallbanger anyone? Anyone?
Gotta love a girl that is honest to her fro. Sexayyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Good choice, MK.
I'm not seeing the hot in that guy. He looks like Christina's husband (bat boy). Or at best, maybe his slightly better looking brother. Either way, he looks a bit neanderthal-ish. Plus he has a bad George Lucas beard. Just... eww.
I can't think of the muppet she reminds me of
As for Sam, I call it for 6 months
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Hootie Hoo, Carla !
He is hot! The girl must have been the best sex of his life and I have to see a photo of this chick.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Who knew Big Bird grew an afro??
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I miss the days when perverts were simple and an inflatable woman was enough.--Diego
Submitted by Tubereuse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 3:49pm.
Isn't Sam the creep who just stood there while Cliff knocked little Marcel to the floor and held him down like he was going to ass-rape him?
After that I couldn't stand Sam, Ilan, or Elia. I really despise them.
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I loved Sam, just because he looked so good. Didn't pay much attention to his cooking. I love Carla's Crazy 'Fro! She's my homegirl from D.C. too!
Isn't Sam the creep who just stood there while Cliff knocked little Marcel to the floor and held him down like he was going to ass-rape him?
After that I couldn't stand Sam, Ilan, or Elia. I really despise them.
I'm over Sam Talbot. What I wanna know is, where the fuck is this place that rains french fries?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I love Carla - and Ariane, too.
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
I have never seen this guy, but he didn't look like much. Then I clicked on the link.
Holy shit, that dude is delicious.
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
it's carla bitch
she is the best.
forget the rest
bubbly eyes with a twitch
isn't she the cutest chef yet. ;)a live toon.
heart her.
and Sam might settle down. ;)
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Kimar: Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now.
Santa Claus: Ho Ho, Hooo...
SCREW SAM!!!
It was all about Marcel that season....and EVREYONE on that show treated him like CRAP eventhough he never did anything malicious to anyone. He was annoying which is a sign of weakness so all those cowards picked on the weak and megger...im glad the one dude was kicked off for trying to shave Marcels head....
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Im not too crazy about the contestants in this season's top chef, one of the very few "reality" shows I watch...actually, the only one.
From this season I like that blonde guy...forget his name he made the tomato serbet last epi...so hot.
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Farrah! do you like J&K+8 too?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Muffin and her first husband just walked down to the beach with a matchbook-minister friend to get hitched, then we had a kegger reception which lasted longer than the marriage itself. (great party, tho!)
Lesson learned. Courthouse if there's ever a next time.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Submitted by KD: "...you know that song they played of the dude playing the uke to somewhere over the rainbow/what a wonderful world? Yeah, that is MY SONG!"
Oh lordy, I have heard that song a million times and I cry EVERY TIME. Or at least get a grapefruit-sized lump in my throat.
Holy slow news day, Batman!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
I really hope she makes it to the top 3.
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Shiba Inu 6 for Hot Sluts of the Year 2008!
Top chef is one my favorite shows..
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:44pm.
Snowy- yah, I wish! you know that song they played of the dude playing the uke to somewhere over the rainbow/what a wonderful world? Yeah, that is MY SONG! Not kidding! Now everytime you hear it you will think of me.
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that's "Iz" Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole. He was huuuge, but he had the most beautiful voice.
If you like a sweet hawaiian love song for maybe a wedding or something, i suggest "still the one" by the Ka'au Crater Boys. If you're broke, they have this other song "all i have".
I luvs them!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
men who can cook!
woohoo
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Sam is a hot piece! Especially with the french fries. Why do these type of dudes always want to marry some dumbslut! He needs to party it up and experiment with those damn french fries. And who is that lucious lezzie with the 'fro!? She is GORGEOUS!
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Farrah- am I playing? Playin' my Ukulele! Weeeee! I asked santa (my hairy BF) for one for Christmas.
fuck sam! i want Carla to be my wifey!!! she looks like beeker (the guy from the muppets) and make highlarious noises to try and find you in the super market.
I don't watch these shows, so, yea.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:31pm.
Hey, I'm gettin' married at city hall! Or vegas. Haven't decided which. It's because I'm cheap. And don't really like weddings.
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Congrats, KD...got married in Vegas myself, "The Chapel of the Bells". Sweet deal, limo picked us up and took us to city hall for the license, then to the chapel, then back to the hotel...took about 45 mins door to door. (I don't like weddings either, unless they're Irish.)
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A flute with no holes in not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish.
Snowy- yah, I wish! you know that song they played of the dude playing the uke to somewhere over the rainbow/what a wonderful world? Yeah, that is MY SONG! Not kidding! Now everytime you hear it you will think of me.
Carla and her annoying screaming ugh.
that show makes me so hungry. I love that girl (no idea what her name is) She gets so excited about everything and i love it!
who?
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And though you don't believe that they do, They do come true; for did my dreams, come true when I looked at you
And maybe too, if you would believe, you too might be, overjoyed, over loved, over me
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:31pm.
LOL, I thought those were cheetos at first!
Hey, I'm gettin' married at city hall! Or vegas. Haven't decided which. It's because I'm cheap. And don't really like weddings.
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me neither, and even tho i would kill for a big, fat Jewish wedding, i think i'll have to settle for City Hall.
And you're fucked on the "small wedding" we already know. We WILL show up. I expect a fountain of PURPLE DRANK!
and.... are you just playing? if not, Mazel Tov, sweetie!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Hekki! Thanks! the few people I have talked to about it seemed very supportive about the whole thing, which is kind of a surprise to me.
HA HA HA OH MY MK...You new crush! I like her, better her than pp.
KD you know you are getting married in Hawaii in an exact replica of Jon and Kate's wedding except you are having dlisters instead of multiples.....;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:37pm.
ohmy - she reminds you of a muppet becuase she looks like BEAKER!!!!!!!
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Totally. I was going to say either Beaker or Humpty-Hump. Dead ringer. Scary.
OMG she is BEAKER LOL thanks M.E.
Me too! I call her "Joan" because she reminds me of homegirl on Girlfriends.. you know, Diana Ross' daughter. Is Ross' correct or is it Ross's.. eh, whatever.