The Hottest Bitch At The Marley & Me Premiere
The premiere of Marley & Me in Los Angeles last night belonged to the real star of the movie, Clive the dog. Clive is the main bitch who played Marley opposite that naked lady and the dude who looks like he got into a fight with a frying pan and lost. Speaking of the naked lady, methinks Jennifer Aniston used Clive as inspiration for her "give doggy a bone" pose on GQ. And yes, that's Jennifer in the black dress below. I know, you can hardly recognize her with clothes on!
Speaking of, Jenny's naked ass was what everyone was asking about during last night's premiere. Jenny said, "I wasn't trying to make any statement." Cut to Clive yawning and then licking his no-nuts area. Of course, she was trying to make a statement. The statement being: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
When UsWeekly asked Jenny's lump of moldy caca boyfriend, John Mayer, about the pictures, he pulled out his portable stage, threw on a top hat, grabbed his cane, did a little tap dance number and then said, "If I have a problem with that cover, I should just pack up the Toyota and head out of town. I'm just gonna get ready to put my knuckles in the air for it. No, don't make me hold it - you're pimping me out! Because when I touch it, angels die."
He should get out of town anyway and immediately head to the nearest Chinese restaurant to serve soggy dumplings. I mean, he already has the outfit for it.
Here's a few more others who came out to celebrate Clive's big night including Courtney Cox who looks like she's been spending a lot of time with Demi Moore's private plastic surgeon.
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Jen looks fabulous.
Mayer is a giant tool.
Owen's nose gives me nightmares.
Courtney! Damn, girl, step away from the surgeon.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:39am.
Was MK being sarcastic, or did Mayer really say that?
It's from the US Weekly link. By "hold it," he meant the GQ cover issue.
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Courtney Cox looks absolutely frightening! What's with the totally lopsided nostrils? Wonky eyes and wonky nose. Courtney, please stop the plastic surgery! It's making you look very old!!
Did Mayer really say that? Is he really THAT douchey?
Gawd. I cannot wait to see this movie! Even ole Peen nose cannot ruin it (I hope!). If it is 1/2 as good as the book, it will be great!
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Everytime I see Jen I want to color my hair like her because in my mind I feel like we have the same skin color and face shape...and then I have to snap back into reality and realize the last time I tried it it didnt work out so well
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Pl-hease!!! in the third thumbnail she is totally pretending to be Angelina holding onto Brad!
the dog is cute though.
and ok... she looks good as well
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:39am.
Was MK being sarcastic, or did Mayer really say that?
I can't tell either, but I guess Yes, he said it. I'm gonna go check the Webbernetz.
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i.want.that.doggie.
jen looks cute
Jen looks fabulous!
No tatts is so refreshing!
Sorry about your puppeh, ricki.:(
Was MK being sarcastic, or did Mayer really say that?
If so, WTF was he smoking and where can I get some?
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
She looks great in those photos. If it weren't for tagging along with Jennifer, would Courtney Cox ever be photographed?
Clive is a pretty boy!
Jen looks HOT!
Owen still has a dick nose.
Mayer is still a douchenozzle.
And Courtney is friggin STONEDED!
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jen looks SO CUTE!
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cute doggie
toyotas are SO uncool...
I heart that smiley doggy, who reminds me of my yellow Lab that passed away last year. :(
John Mayer is such a douche. Chelsea Handler bitched up a storm about him the other night on Chelsea Lately (a gay's best late night friend). Seriously, does he think he's funny? This doesn't even make sense! Dude is kinda hot, but an utter, utter douche.
Has Jennifer Aniston ever shown up on the red carpet wearing something other than a black strapless dress and her hair down??? Damn girl, you are smoking hot, and you are loaded. Change it up once a millenium, huh?
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:34am.
The statement being: Brad, this is what you traded for.
----Ding Ding Ding!!!!!
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Aww I love the doggie! He's so photogenic! lol
Jen looks really good. Suck on that Vampirealina~
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
The statement being: Brad, this is what you traded for.
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