The Hottest Bitch At The Marley & Me Premiere
The premiere of Marley & Me in Los Angeles last night belonged to the real star of the movie, Clive the dog. Clive is the main bitch who played Marley opposite that naked lady and the dude who looks like he got into a fight with a frying pan and lost. Speaking of the naked lady, methinks Jennifer Aniston used Clive as inspiration for her "give doggy a bone" pose on GQ. And yes, that's Jennifer in the black dress below. I know, you can hardly recognize her with clothes on!
Speaking of, Jenny's naked ass was what everyone was asking about during last night's premiere. Jenny said, "I wasn't trying to make any statement." Cut to Clive yawning and then licking his no-nuts area. Of course, she was trying to make a statement. The statement being: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
When UsWeekly asked Jenny's lump of moldy caca boyfriend, John Mayer, about the pictures, he pulled out his portable stage, threw on a top hat, grabbed his cane, did a little tap dance number and then said, "If I have a problem with that cover, I should just pack up the Toyota and head out of town. I'm just gonna get ready to put my knuckles in the air for it. No, don't make me hold it - you're pimping me out! Because when I touch it, angels die."
He should get out of town anyway and immediately head to the nearest Chinese restaurant to serve soggy dumplings. I mean, he already has the outfit for it.
Here's a few more others who came out to celebrate Clive's big night including Courtney Cox who looks like she's been spending a lot of time with Demi Moore's private plastic surgeon.
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Hey joe shmoe!!!!!!!!!!
I have always lusted after Jolie especially during GIA. How beautiful!!! BUT I have to say that Jennifer is looking very attractive lately. I mean she looks really fantastic to me.... I don't know it could be that Jolie is looking like Morticia Adams lately. She just doesn't look as attractive as I had thought. I know, I know she's had a bazillion babies and adoption will make you tired. Still I am taking that into consideration. She still shouldn't look like she's trying to be an Adams. Plus her skinny body and veins freaked me out when she was going thru that heroin look. I can't freakin' decide!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:16pm.
I think Jen looks great.
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I agree. Hey M.E.!
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I think Jen looks great.
She's almost 40 years old and she looks GREAT!
I would hit Owen and his dick nose 1000 times before I would sully myself with the uberdouche that is John Mayer. At least Owen would be entertaining.
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One of his older songs has been in my head for days and of course now I can't think of it and I don't care how you laugh at me I still like YBIAW
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Does anyone in here like John Mayer's music?
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Never fight a Drag Queen. She might look feminine and fragile, but she will kick your ass, she's a he! -J
Jen looks fabulous. I don't see the "hag". Sorry.
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Jen looks great--she looks so effortless and natural, which is such a nice contrast to most women on the red carpet. What the hell happened Courtney Cox? She used to be so pretty.. now she looks all melty like Meg Ryan. Why do cute girls fuck with their faces? They ALWAYS turn out to look like shit.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I cannot STAND John Mayer's singing. Yes, he can play a mean guitar, but his voice and the way he sings...UGH! Makes my ears bleed.
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:55am.
well said .. i loathe him AND his music ...
Clive the dog is the best looking one on the red carpet .... my hot chocolate lab Sienna thinks so too :)
Sushi - you said it about the hair. These old hagwitches with hair extensions and zero body fat and ironed faces look totally ridiculous.
Jennifer Anisto is muy desperado!
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:55am.
oh man, LCT, I coulndt disagree more. I loathe his music.
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I might be biased. I heard Slow Dancing In A Burning Room when I was in a relationship that was slow dancing in a burning room. It was one of those, this song is going to get me out of this shit hole, things.
oh man, LCT, I coulndt disagree more. I loathe his music.
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LCT
thanks.
I'll think of that when I sit down to lunch...
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:46am.
For those who want to fuck John Mayer, I will pay you not to. You might reproduce..
"hugs blankie and cries"
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Here's my fun story for the day. I take public transit to work, and my route goes past one of the city hospitals. A girl who had clearly been in there because she OD'd or got her stomach pumped from some serious over-drinking got on the bus, shit herself, got off to puke, passed out, and stunk up the place like it was her own personal toilet bowl.
Mmmmmm.
Kids, don't do drugs.
Um, did someone just compare Lisa Rowe to Winslet and Blanchett? Oooooh lordy please.
Angie is to Cate/Kate what Chace Crawford is to Alan Rickman. All technically 'actors' but some just out-class the rest.
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
No matter how big of a loud-mouthed douchebag John Mayer may be, he will always be an amazing musician. Out-fucking-standing.
For those who want to fuck John Mayer, I will pay you not to. You might reproduce..
"hugs blankie and cries"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Submitted by booyah on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:38am.
Why is it when I see Owen I want to take up smoking pot?
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when i see Owen i feel like getting a nose job.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
"John Mayer Blasts Gossip Bloggers":
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20246365,00.html
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:41am.
you used to have respect for john mayer?????
WHY
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:36am.
*mischievous chuckle*
It is sad when a dog is the most attractive person on the red carpet.
Honestly, Jennifer is looking so desperate and sad. I hope "Home for Christmas" or whatever that Latino Christmas movie is called does better than "Marley and Me". And mind you, I LOVE dogs, but Clive deserved better co-stars.
And I lost all respect for John Mayer. And he's starting to look old and used. I think many of this fans have lost respect too. It was bad enough he was screwing with that lame-ass Jessica Simpson, but he went about as low as he can go.
Jennifer will never be the caliber of a Angelina Jolie or Kate Winslet or Cate Blanchett or Amy Adams or any other Oscar-worthy actress. She is a TV actress and always will be.
So there!
Skankelina better step it up a notch or two.
The only way she can beat Anniston in the media whore dept is by adopting an entire country....or releasing photos of Brad's whipping sessions.
keane, I WISH I felt more confident in americans to not fall for such ruses, but the naiveté and stupidity is pretty astounding at times. Mix with apathy and youve got a dangerous combination.
But theres always hope. We did elect Obama afterall :)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LOL, ok I was not getting the Meg Ryan thing until I was pic #4
I think Cox had some bo, but her lips are still wormy small. Just wide.
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Why is it when I see Owen I want to take up smoking pot?
What the hell kinda necklace is Courtney wearing? Is that a shark tooth? Maybe it wards off the Brangeloonies.
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Oh crap! it's up to me now Snowie, isn't it...well, I still can't decide! Leave me aloooone!!!! ;0)
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
eewww! NOT ready for C. Cox's closeup! she's starting to look like a goth Vadge.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
So far Mayer is winnning by a nose (ironically) with Miss Priss unable to choose between these two stud muffins
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Two Drink,
That morning routine is one of the best parts of the movie!!
Dr. Funk,
*is it getting warm in here?*
Oh my.
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Hugs for Marley the dog.
Right on TITS. The resemblance is striking in picture #6. Court appears to have had Botox plus some kind of filler injected in her lips and perhaps elsewhere.
So sad.
Mayer is a douche with a capitol bag.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:08am.
It is a tad too large, but Jen looks great rockin' that red boy tie.
hahahahaha
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MK...your take on Anniston is tired.I'm not likely to watch any of her work ...Unless it's a highly stylized porn video with me as the costar...but every straight man alive would give her ass a good speed-baggin'.I'd even save some for Courtney.
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Meg Ryan dyed her hair black? Bold choice.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
missy - yeah, interesting huh? Its so obvious she wants to rule the world - lord help us! But I can count on you stateside bitches to put her right back in her place can't I? Please tell me no-one would vote for a knife-wielding, homewrecking bisexual smackhead who tells the world on live tv she "fucked her boyfriend in the limo on the way to the awards show"? People wouldn't be blinded by her celebrity the way they were Arnie and (in London) Boris Johnson (he's our new mayor, you won't have heard of him) will they? *Says fervent prayers*
Oh, that unmistakable frozen look. Courtney has been dabbling with the needle. So much for aging gracefully!
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It a choice between two evils, but I have to go Wilson. Mayer is waaayyyy too douchy and I would have to shank him.
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IDK...Owen has a peen on his face so that would be pretty owesome...2 for 1 pleasure if you know what i mean!!! Then again, I hear Mayer is a freak in the bed...hmmm...decisions decisions...
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
snowpiece: change her name to zima.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Clarisse - If I look a little puffy, I put on an ice mask.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 11:22am
sorry kiddo, somebody beat you to the punch. And she lives near (and I kid not) Hennessy Street.
Siiiiigh. Whatevah.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Oh my god! I want that pooch! Hes so fucking happy and loveable. And yes, Jennifer Aniston looks good from head to toe. Her chin is still there but she looks hot.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Jennifer Aniston has a kicking body. I think she looks great.
Between Wilson and Mayer I would have to pick Mayer. Wilson looks like he would cry in bed.