The Hottest Bitch At The Marley & Me Premiere
The premiere of Marley & Me in Los Angeles last night belonged to the real star of the movie, Clive the dog. Clive is the main bitch who played Marley opposite that naked lady and the dude who looks like he got into a fight with a frying pan and lost. Speaking of the naked lady, methinks Jennifer Aniston used Clive as inspiration for her "give doggy a bone" pose on GQ. And yes, that's Jennifer in the black dress below. I know, you can hardly recognize her with clothes on!
Speaking of, Jenny's naked ass was what everyone was asking about during last night's premiere. Jenny said, "I wasn't trying to make any statement." Cut to Clive yawning and then licking his no-nuts area. Of course, she was trying to make a statement. The statement being: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
When UsWeekly asked Jenny's lump of moldy caca boyfriend, John Mayer, about the pictures, he pulled out his portable stage, threw on a top hat, grabbed his cane, did a little tap dance number and then said, "If I have a problem with that cover, I should just pack up the Toyota and head out of town. I'm just gonna get ready to put my knuckles in the air for it. No, don't make me hold it - you're pimping me out! Because when I touch it, angels die."
He should get out of town anyway and immediately head to the nearest Chinese restaurant to serve soggy dumplings. I mean, he already has the outfit for it.
Here's a few more others who came out to celebrate Clive's big night including Courtney Cox who looks like she's been spending a lot of time with Demi Moore's private plastic surgeon.
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angel_i - your av is hilarious and frightening. Thanks for the nightmares!
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Does Courtney Cox ever leave the house without doing a bong hit for the road?
She cracks me up. She is ALWAYS high!
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Whatever...Of course she's an asshole. They all are. All I know is that I'd eat dog shit for a week for that body.
She looks beautiful as always.
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angel_i - who is Jon Stewart?
Angel_i - sorry again I don't really get what you're saying. The often given view of US tv news (is it Fox news?) in the UK is that it is incredibly right-wing and reluctant to criticize the policies and behaviour of the Bush govt.
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Yeah - but most people in the States get their news from from Jon Stewart, not Fox;p I think you might, actually, even find that's a pure fact.
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Oh ok if that's what Sickitten meant then I have to say they are totally wrong. That's the misnoma that allows so many celebs to get away with their bad behaviour. I used to be a researcher on factual tv programmes and both worked with ex-tabloid journos and used them to get stories. Some of the things that are printed in tabloids/mags are over-exaggerated or sometimes they get the story wrong, but they usually have to an issue an apology in that case. The reality is that taboid editors usually know a lot more about what celebs get up to than they can actually print. The stories about Beckham, Heather Mills, Gordon Ramsay etc had been common knowledge long before they were ever printed. It was just a matter of getting someone willing to go on the record to talk about it and being able to negotiate an affordable price.
Plus often PR wizards who mainly offer "protection" to their clients to prevent the bad stuff getting out can step in and manage to stop a story getting printed by offering other good stories/exclusives to keep them on side. E.g. to prevent stories about Simon Cowell's homosexuality coming out Max Clifford sent him with a tabloid reporter to a lapdancing club to paint him as a raging heterosexual rather than gay. Its all total bullshit though. So there is an element of caca, but this is usually the bit that comes from the PRs. The stories from lovers/bodyguards or whatever have to be pretty backed up by evidence to prevent them getting sued to within an inch of their lives. And personally I don't see the difference between the US and the UK press - you guys have the National Enquirer after all.
Angel_i - sorry again I don't really get what you're saying. The often given view of US tv news (is it Fox news?) in the UK is that it is incredibly right-wing and reluctant to criticize the policies and behaviour of the Bush govt. I assume because the channel is owned by a Republican? Our BBC1, ITV and Channel 4 news programmes aim to be impartial politically. I expect if you turned on SkyNews (which I have never done), you may find it is also partisan as its owned by ultra right-wing Rupert Murdoch, as are lots of our tabloids and one broadsheet. As far as I'm concerned any broadcast or print news which is partisan due to the views of its owner is backward. The point of the press and broadcast news is that it should be free from bias.
@Keane:
I'd be careful there. It's not behind - it just has TOTALLY different perspective. It's like the difference between you would report on yourself and what your friends might say about you. You get news they don't get in a way they don't get it because you're not there. But they get news YOU don't get too - it works both ways.
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Submitted by Keane on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 9:42am.
Sickitten - if you're still here, sorry I don't get what you're saying at all, can you explain? You think British people/Australians are more gullible about celebrities than Americans and less aware of the machinations of PR industries and the rules of libel laws etc? Or are you saying that all our tabloids make stuff up? Sorry I don't get where you're coming from. American tv news (I don't know about newspapers) is a lot more censored than British news (i.e. it wouldn't criticize the Republican govt), whereas ours is totally independent and as impartial as it can be. So in that way America seems way behind us.
hey Keane I am from Oz and our mags are tatally full of caca, so I think that is what she was getting at. I remember once that our New Idea had an exclusive article from Rusty Crow, but when he was interviewed on TV he said he has NEVER spoken to anyone from that mag. He did admit he had spoken to another one though.
Sickitten - if you're still here, sorry I don't get what you're saying at all, can you explain? You think British people/Australians are more gullible about celebrities than Americans and less aware of the machinations of PR industries and the rules of libel laws etc? Or are you saying that all our tabloids make stuff up? Sorry I don't get where you're coming from. American tv news (I don't know about newspapers) is a lot more censored than British news (i.e. it wouldn't criticize the Republican govt), whereas ours is totally independent and as impartial as it can be. So in that way America seems way behind us.
After reading my comments here, I need to reiterate one thing: I don't mean to judge people on their 'loyalties' when it comes to the Angelina-Brad-Jen issue.
Everything I wrote may seem as if I were a Brangeloonie or just bipolar so far. I'm not that gullible or intolerant of other peoples' opinions, I swear.
I'd never see this movie not because Jen stars in it, but because I don't want to cry about this damn dog again. The book was enough!
Owen Wilson's mouth is so round and puckery, Ravolta tried to mount it.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 6:14pm.
I love this and yet I cannot believe this. People are squabbling back and forth over cybespace about AJ & JA.
Think about it. People squabbling over two big faced women. Gigantic heads and gigantic faces!
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:50pm.
Christ, now I know I'm losing it by implying that I know that "K2 would never say that about JA". I feel like I'm turning into a loon all the sudden. I'm feeling very very strange. Haha.
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You're not losing it. I'm flattered that you know how I think :-) You're perceptive. I would never diss Jen.
Is Courtney kidding with that big purple high-maintenance bag from the late 80's?
Okay, it is time to re-up Hollywood and get rid of all the people who aren't cutting it.
Casting directors are responsible for this crap. Also the fact that people like Court have their own production companies and hire themselves, if we want to see them or not.
BOYCOTT NEEDED!!!
Hmm, me thinks sickitty has not seen the Brad peen. Well, come to think of it you would need a magnifying glass.
Yes, I would kick him outta bed for eating crackers.
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Keane, the British like the Australians are not to be believed re: any tabloid gossip or just about anything. They really are ions behind the Americans in internet sophistication as well as most anything. Sorry.
I love the way you guys think. Seriously...Jared should hang his head in shame. MK is brutal all around (I mean Rojo aside). He doesn't cater for hits.
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@Keane: I lived in Cambridge in the 90's, but I'm Brazilian. That explains my (annoying?) love of footie.
Your mention of libel suits and also of the Beckhams makes me think back to sometime ago, when Victoria was photographed showing her cellie.
All the Victoria Anorexic Fans said it was the photoshop that added the cellie, after all a whoman like Victoria (who stays thin through chain smoking and starvation) could never have cellulite, right?
Dumbasses. If the pictures were altered, b*tch would have sued.
@angel_i: was it the Leprechaun film? I like that film btw! It's so campy :D
Jen did look fresh faced and quirky then for sure. Unlike her leathery sold out self these days.
I love this and yet I cannot believe this. People are squabbling back and forth over cybespace about AJ & JA.
Think about it. People squabbling over two big faced women. Gigantic heads and gigantic faces!
All because BRAD PITT has chosen them.
Fishticks is still in the news because she dated Brad.
Wow. Brad Pitt must be one hot mofo. A dumb one, but boy does he pull a lot of weight.
Sooooooooo....they can believe that Brad entered into a contractual marriage once...but not twice. It's those kids. Angelina LIKES catering to the idjits and psycopaths. Because WHY? Why so many children? Why the rainbow, Angelina? Because you're SO generous like that? Or so shallow perhaps....?
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Exactly. Why do they assume all is peaches and cream over at the Jolie household? Jolie and Pitt hooked up and started reproducing before they even knew each other. Adopting and birthing 5 kids in less than 4 years seems a little shady to me. They've never discussed being madly in love with one another - they only discuss how "family came first". Why? Did she take him under her wing out of pity? Another lost soul she thought she could save? He must've really cried on her shoulder about having kids! And why not marry so that they could legally both adopt children together? Plus make Maddox, Pax and Zahara legitimately his? What's with the NO marriage and 6 children?
Pitt's no better though ... he always referred to his marriage to Jen as a "merger". Fuck that. I'd be disgusted with him and insulted if my husband referred to our love/marriage as a merger. Makes you question where Pitt's priorities are. He can't seem to make long lasting commitments and he thinks nothing of having 6 kids with no home base. Self absorbed scum. rant over.
what the fuck is Courtney wearing? It's a fucking movie premiere, not a night out to the local steak house..
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Yeah Sibsi (are you a Brit by the way?), the funny thing is that when a lot of people read a big explosive scandal in The News of the World or somewhere, half of them think its totally made up. This always baffles the shit out of me. It seems to me that half the population of Britain don't know two things about libel laws. They have no concept of the fact that the only way a paper could take a story to press as their big front page splash would be to have cast iron proof of its veracity i.e. evidence. Newspaper editors know that making crazy allegations about the private lives of multi-millionaires is not a great move if they still want the paper to be in business next month and to still have a job by the end of the week. If the stories weren't true, the celebs would sue. The fact that they don't and, crucially, don't deny the story (they just say something along the lines of it being "ludicrous" a la David Beckham) is 100% proof to anyone working in the media industry that it is absolutely true. Yet so many of the public don't understand this and still think people like Beckham didn't do it - its bonkers! Its a mass deception to try to ensure people keep spending their cash on whatever product the celeb is shifting - global fraud in my book!
@Sibsi:
That totally makes sense. AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back in the day I saw Jen in something and I thought she was pretty cute and quirky - she had good timing and she was charming. I wondered why didn't see more of her. And then...on her way to Friends...it hadn't come just yet...I read it: she was too chubby. She lost thirty pounds and suddenly she was in shit again. And then Friends.
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Submitted by K2 on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:38pm.
They also like to say that Brad and Jen were never married. But they were married like 6 years or some shit, right?
Whoa nelly. Where am I? JJers, I mean.
The villagers.
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They got married in 2000 and announced the split in 2005. So they made it a full 4 years. The lunatics also say she only married him so she could boost her career and get into movies. They say it was all for business.
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Sooooooooo....they can believe that Brad entered into a contractual marriage once...but not twice. It's those kids. Angelina LIKES catering to the idjits and psycopaths. Because WHY? Why so many children? Why the rainbow, Angelina? Because you're SO generous like that? Or so shallow perhaps....?
O! It's because you're in the public eye and can set an example? Well, guess what, fuckwit - the general public doesn't have your resources. The general public cannot afford to live like you do. The general public does NOT need MORE reinforcement that it's ok to bring a child into your home and ignore it while you go to work.
She could use her gazillion dollars to get so many MORE kids into normal, stable homes. She could VISIT them - make the example that she doesn't DISTANCE herself from it but accepts it as part of the world she lives in and, therefore, something worth experiencing first-hand.
But no. She needs to collect a fucking rainbow of kids.
What was I talking about?
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That is one mess of ugly, except for the dog.By dog I mean the canine and by canine I mean Clive.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I could not find the original post over @ Lainey's gossip, but here it is:
http://boards.eonline.com/Insider/Boards/thread.jspa?threadID=58468&tsta...
Above link is for a thread about someone trying desperately to stay thin *and* doing so through hormones, which consequently ruined her fertility and subsequently led to a divorce.
This blind has no reveal yet, but the consensus is: this is Jennifer (ALLEGEDLY!)
Makes sense. Vain woman does not want to get pregnant due to the extra pounds it brings. Her measures to stay thin provided the alternative benefit of avoiding pregnancy.
Her husband is one of those who believe the only way to feel as if they accomplished something in life comes through breeding and spawning several brats to replace himself, continuing his legacy.
The 'other woman' is ready to start buying... errm I mean building a family and snatches the gullible asshole husband asap.
There we have it... branjenalina... and we all lose~
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:38pm.
They also like to say that Brad and Jen were never married. But they were married like 6 years or some shit, right?
Whoa nelly. Where am I? JJers, I mean.
The villagers.
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They got married in 2000 and announced the split in 2005. So they made it a full 4 years. The lunatics also say she only married him so she could boost her career and get into movies. They say it was all for business. What a bunch of crack heads over there at JJ. Talk about a drug den!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:39pm.
See, JJ is the entertainment blog, just not for the reasons he had hoped for.
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That's what gets me. Doesn't he care that he's catering to a bunch of idjits and psychopaths?
Doesn't that bother him at ALL?
Like, enough to consider suicide, at the very least?
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They also like to say Jennifer was still married when she hooked up with Vince but The Brad wasn't when he hooked up with his kiss of death.
See, JJ is the entertainment blog, just not for the reasons he had hoped for.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
They also like to say that Brad and Jen were never married. But they were married like 6 years or some shit, right?
Whoa nelly. Where am I? JJers, I mean.
The villagers.
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COUGARS UNITE! LOL.
K2 - I knew you was just bein' snarky.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:48pm.
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Haha, I had to re-read it about 5 times to be sure what I was seeing. What confused me was the
"yet Jolie just has to flaunt the babies (that Jen couldn't give Brad)on a cover of a magazine in order to get her payday!" part. That Jen couldn't give Brad kids part really through me for a loop.
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I know I was being presumptious by saying Jen couldn't give him babies - which none of us know if that's true or not - but wouldn't it be fucked up if she couldn't have his children and here this whorebag is throwing these children on the cover of every magazine!? talk about turning the knife while it's in your back.
K2 on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:12pm
Mel-Tang just likes to push your buttons.
Well, some the loons posted shit like Jennifer hates children in long winded essays.
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I guess the loons didn't read the interview with Jennifer right after the break up, where in it she said that she had planned to spend the year (following the end of Friends) pregnant and raising a family.
This is not K2 - not the one that I have grown to know on this blog. Somethings very fishy - K2 would never say that about JA. Is it possible for someone to steal your name on this site??
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No no, it was me. I was just emphasizing how Jen has to WORK for her money whereas the Pitt stain and hooker birth children and get paid for it. By no means would I ever slam Aniston. Sometimes you lose the tone through the computer. I guess that was the case. I love my Jenny !LOL
Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:49pm.
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Submitted by Keane on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:12pm.
People *are* that gullible.
I just came out of being flamed to hell and back on another message board for reiterating a comment about Roiscky being a possible candy nose on a forum dedicated to Arsenal.
I made sure to say 'allegedly' a million times, but these people jumped on me like I was a Judas for relaying a bit of gossip about a footballer, who has been away for a season now. Let's not forget I;m an Arsenal supporter here!
It is very easy for the public to cling to the smallest positive aspect of a famous person and to bark at anybody who shines a little (negative) light on the rich and famous.
Reasons? My theory is that they might just suffer from the same afflictions we accuse their beloved celebrities of.
It's a very mundane and cynical way to explain these affairs, but why the f*ck are they so offended when we criticize these people they do not even know?
So yeah, Angelina is no saint, neither is Jen, nor Brad. The lot of them all suck very much, but people keep on trying to look for positive qualities on each person they most identify with.
K2 on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 5:12pm
Mel-Tang just likes to push your buttons.
Well, some the loons posted shit like Jennifer hates children in long winded essays.
Then follow it up with "We know the truth, blah blah blah"
Yea, I have been reading over there a lot this week.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:30pm.
Heeyyyy, y'all got paychecks from Huvane?
Well damn, I thought we were in it for the glory and team spirit. Also because of our useless ovaries, our love of patheticness and overall bitter attitudes.
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Funny you mention the useless ovaries. Mel-Tang(ballbag) told me that my ovaries were going to explode b/c of the way I was defending Jen. Why all the jokes about reproduction? Can you imagine how sad Jen's life really is if her husband left her knowing she couldn't have children and then she sees him parading his 6 kids on every magazine!? Those boneheads at JJ really know how to hit below the belt. Who the fuck considers infertility a joke ?
Just got back from the family planning clinic (its not what you're thinking, if you were thinking any thing!) and stumbled upon a pre-twins interview with AJ. She didn't annoy the bejesus out of me in it for once which made a pleasant change. But even then reading between the lines the relationship with Brad seemed fucked from the start. She talks about how they just jumped in to being a family without really knowing each other that well and how it was just luck that it had worked out ok. It was obvious that the commitment was to the kids first and their relationship was something they worked on to keep the famiy together. Its obvious though now that the idea of them being a happy family unit is a total myth. They basically didn't know 2 things about each other before AJ was already knocked up with their first kid (a bit like 2 council estate teenagers). They're now suffering the fall-out.
The article also said something about how Jolie is a meticulous planner and is obsessed with detail (she says this herself), so we can be pretty sure that those comments about her affair with Brad during MAMS were completely deliberate. This woman is not remotely spontaneous and leaves nothing to chance, everything she says and does is part of a carefully planned media strategy.
Oh and there was only one response to my link about Angie shagging everything that moves on JJ, but it was fairly as expected. Apparently this is equivalent to saying Shiloh was abducted by aliens (well she was in a way!). The level of utter enslavement to the word of the Brangelina PR machine and the total delusion about what may actually be going on is truly astonishing to me. I had no idea people were this gullible!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:03pm.
Oh yeah Two Drink♥! Holla for the young 'uns!! ;)
I can't wait till Brad leaves Angie for another woman or Angie leaves Brad for another woman, man, horse, whatever. And it won't be long. Some of Angie's rabid fans, she's like Queen of the Damned up in this bitch. :D
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Yeah I wish it would happen already, so we can be rid of these two!!! Though they're are such attention whores, theY're split will be just as scandalous as their coming together!!! Either Angelina will keep up her Liz Taylor wannabe antics, and leave Brad for Russell Crowe(because he has that intense richard Burton status she needs to pull that shit off!) Or Brad will leave her for Brit Brit!!! I kinda would love to see either one of these scenarios play out!!! Britney would milk her whole fragile damsel in distress image if She got Brad Pitt, He's the Prince she wants to rescue her from the heavily controlled existance she brought on herself! LOL!!! She'd never shut up, and Angelina would get it back just like she gave it to Jen, Muhahahaha!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:16pm.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:14pm.
I thought she got like 12 million or something and posed with all of the kids. I thought you might have been talking about a NEW photoshoot, and I was all *gag*
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sorry for the confusion. She got $4 mil for posing with Shiloh when she was born. Then she got another $14 mil for posing with the twins and family in People. Who knows how much cash they made off the W spread with Jolie breastfeeding! They use those children for profit. Atleast Jen just uses her rockin' body!
I hear ya Two Drink! I'm 43 and my husband is seven years younger than me!
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 4:50pm.
its been a strange week :-/
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Sup, Missy-poo?? I almost fell out of my chair when I read what K2 (or whomever) wrote. K2 has always seemed to like JA. Just seemed waaaaaaaaay out of character.
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Christ, now I know I'm losing it by implying that I know that "K2 would never say that about JA". I feel like I'm turning into a loon all the sudden. I'm feeling very very strange. Haha.
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i THINK thats what happened to lolo, so im gonna say yes, possible.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 3:56pm.
Are you honestly saying we're all part of Jennifer's PR firm? And we just happen to spend all day on here commenting on other celebrities just to throw you off? Listen, jackoff, please pull your head out of your ass and get a fucking CLUE.
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