Why Drag Tater Head Into This!
Good morning! Well, it was a good morning until I saw this shit. This is exactly what happens when you hang around with Parasite Hilton too long (or too short in this case). It's 23-year-old Onch from Wonky's reality show where she was looking for a best fisting friend or something like that. Onch used to be a fine lady who carried herself with class and elegance, but a few seconds with Wonky and suddenly...this happens! It's Onch's inch!
Make a little room next to your morning bagel, because I have a few little skin grapes for you. Little being the key word. I think Chyna's monster clit is still bigger than this. And my no-no hole is holding itself in fear at the thought of what Onch did with that Tater Head after this picture was taken....
The NSFW version of this pic is after the jump. Remember, you don't have to click. You have a choice. You can turn away now and watch cartoons instead. It's your choice. Then again, it's just peen. Cat peen! JUMP!!
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MK warned me! And I still clicked! WTF?!
*runs away crying*
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:12am.
Jeffro,
It's a VERY boring meeting. They let the Quality Control Mngr talk...I could take a 50 minute nap and not miss a damn thing...
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oh jeez, don't get me started on Quality Mgrs...
I got in trouble for once referring to ours as 'The Village Idiot'. No one disagreed, but it wasn't politically correct.
Apparently my response of "I got your P.C. swingin right here!" wasn't what they were after either. LOL
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A flute with no holes in not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish.
What's that stuff where his twig and berries should be?
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Je t'aime... Moi non plus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHiMDB19Dyc
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:58am.
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OMG, I just pissed and jizzed my pants.
CLEANUP IN AISLE 4!!!
Clarisse!
kisses to you!
MUAH!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
*blushes*
Thanks guys!!
Jeffro,
It's a VERY boring meeting. They let the Quality Control Mngr talk...I could take a 50 minute nap and not miss a damn thing...
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
WHY WHY WHY WHY do people take pictures like this? I mean really, think about the thought process it requires.
It would never have occurred to me to take off all my clothes, get into a tub, bring my Mr. Potato Head with me, ask a friend to accompany me to the bathroom, and then ask that friend to take a nude picture of me holding said Potato Head.
My other question is, do people think pictures like these are hilarious/sexy/awesome?
Submitted by the_original_sh... on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:00am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:50am.
i'm not judging...
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O not you, hun. It's all them highbrow mom jean DListers I was referring to...;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:05am.
"Here I am playing with my tater head... WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?? I CAN'T GET ANY PRIVACY!"
Or perhaps:
"I hope you're not playing with your head in there!"
And this is why I don't play caption this... these suck.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
This should have been used as a caption this contest photo. I can't even begin to imagine the hilarity that would ensue.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Can we please not make these waste of space "famous"? Please?
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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.
OMG you DON'T need to "jump" to see this fuckery! Gross. I clicked on comments and scrolled up and there it was. Nasty. I need to go barf now.
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Clarisse
That made me LOL, like, loudly ;0)
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Clarisse, I seriously love you. LoLo hasn't picked up my love child yet, you want it?
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Good morning missy and all you slutz!
I didn't click. NO thanks.
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:58am.
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*wiping tear*
OMG Clarisse, that was beautiful! :D
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
well, Clarisse has too much time on her hands... :)
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A flute with no holes in not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:50am.
i'm not judging... just seriously confused as to how that ACTUALLY counts as male. genetically or not, that's twinkier (is that a word?) than almost all the gay men i know. and if you're a twink rocking an inch, wouldn't you get laughed at by both men and women? what a sad existence... chop it off and be a lez with a big clit, you'll get further.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
clarisse, awesome! hahahhahahaa! you lil creative slut you!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
You know Bass and Trendy and Aiken and Mercado,
Cruise and Travolta and Takei and Everett,
But do you recall
The least famous homo of all?
Onch the teeny peenied hom
Had a very tiny peen,
And if you ever saw it,
You would say "I hope it grows!"
All of the other homo's
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let lil Onch
Join in any penis games.
Then one soggy fetish ball
Trendy came to say:
Onch with your teeny peenie,
Won't you let me glide in your ass tonight?"
Then how the homos loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Onch the teeny peenied homo
Thanks for taking one for the team!"
spare me
Submitted by risquetrixe on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:53am.
If by that you mean he has a big hole in his bottom, you're probably right.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Holy mashed potato...looks like a smaller version of that thing from yesterday's CT.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
whatever. clearly he is a big ole bottom. it's not he is actually pounding away at someone.
I have to respectfully disagree with MK, my cat has a bigger set than this.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:48am.
Good morning IG! Yes maam, thawed and feeling much better thank you.
O/T: Not a lot of meat and veg. to pack a bun with.
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Dark Star
LOL! I'm like, what does Tater Head have to do with this? Ha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Why the Potato Head? Mass confusion! I understand wanting to post your itty bitty bits online, but with a Potato Head?
'Morning sluts!
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by the_original_sh... on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:39am.
having never watched the show i actually thought this was a girl...
pre-op tranny?
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I think he's just twinky. He seems to like his cock. He got all miffed when he had to tuck it for a photo shoot. Yeah, I watch it! Don't judge!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
perhaps the water is cold? lol
Clearly, all talk and no action.
Why can't I ever listen to the warnings? I always have to click. He looks so anorexic - does anorexia make your naughty bits shrink too?
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Why the hell did I just look at that?? What is wrong with me?? *sigh* On the other hand, why would he post such an unflattering pic? I am all sorts of baffled.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:45am.
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:o) Morning, mama! I trust you're thawed out and feeling better?
He's no Hedwig.
YAY ONCH! I knew that bitch would come through for me sooner or later! Do you see? Do you see now? He's HWAT, I tellya!
PS. MK, there ARE no choices - there is only fate!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Mabe he's a grower.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:35am.
Onch's inch probably doesn't get very angry.
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Hahahahaha!
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Dark Star
And that shelf behind you needs a bloody good clean.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
*looks at anatomy book, looks at photo* Nope, I still can't tell you what that is. Looks like a couple of redskin potatoes to me.
having never watched the show i actually thought this was a girl...
pre-op tranny?
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Why is that even NSFW, there's nothing there to see. He's proportioned like a Ken doll... Couldn't even satisfy Tater Head's ear. Po' thang
I feel dirty. This shit's like pedo porn.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Onch's inch probably doesn't get very angry.
Im not sure why i clicked, clearly i was warned. That was a strange salchicha and homey needs some trimmins...
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Why did I click? Why...my eyes.....
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
oww, my swollen clit gets bigger than that! onch onch onch...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I can't say you didn't warn me.