Why Drag Tater Head Into This!
Good morning! Well, it was a good morning until I saw this shit. This is exactly what happens when you hang around with Parasite Hilton too long (or too short in this case). It's 23-year-old Onch from Wonky's reality show where she was looking for a best fisting friend or something like that. Onch used to be a fine lady who carried herself with class and elegance, but a few seconds with Wonky and suddenly...this happens! It's Onch's inch!
Make a little room next to your morning bagel, because I have a few little skin grapes for you. Little being the key word. I think Chyna's monster clit is still bigger than this. And my no-no hole is holding itself in fear at the thought of what Onch did with that Tater Head after this picture was taken....
The NSFW version of this pic is after the jump. Remember, you don't have to click. You have a choice. You can turn away now and watch cartoons instead. It's your choice. Then again, it's just peen. Cat peen! JUMP!!
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at least you know the potato head's no-no hole didn't hurt after!
Why didn't MK post this video when mentioning the PH crap show?
http://parisbff.com/people/leonid/videos/12232
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Onch is a true bottom so who cares how big his penis is? He is good to go,very yummy.If I was a gay male I would be all over him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Thanks MK - I just learned the word - MICROPENIS -yesterday, and already I have gotten to use it in a sentence!
lol. I saw this picture and I...jizzed in my pants. lol.
I'm not seeing anything. What am I supposed to be looking at?
I fucked an asian guy and it was some of the best dick of my life.....a good width and legnth, a consistant color, veinny.....and hard. I saw another asian dick that was of good size too! I think Onch got too much estrogen when he was little, thats why hes gay and his peen is os small....
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Wiki notes that is an erect micropeen. Dlisted edification strikes again.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Nobody needs to see that.
This shit is nasty.
eww...
ummm,where's his d.i.ck????
Weenis alert!
Submitted by alkimi on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:18pm.
Did you know there is such a term as MICRO-PENIS?I swear. Go look it up. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the pictures that illustrate!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
Hahaha. I'm going to be laughing about that all day. Theyre so small its almost like they are inverted!
Submitted by alkimi on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:18pm.
Did you know there is such a term as MICRO-PENIS?I swear. Go look it up. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the pictures that illustrate!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
hahahahaha. Wiki is great.
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EWWWWWWWWWWW HIS CLIT LOOKS LIKE WONKY NASTY HERPES CLIT
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'M JUST THAT FUCKING FABOLOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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someone get out the electric buzzer please..there is serious need of some pube-scaping..that is so gross ..it looks deformed and ew..ew..i'm poking my minds eye out right now..ew
that looks like a wiener minor in contrast to a wiener senior..
this is making me throw up my innerds.
What the fuck is that!? Is that even a dick!?
Well, he is Asian, SAD TO SAY! No offense, people!
Um yeah....I dunno what's worse, this or all the Bobby Trendy photos.
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WHY?!? **scratching eyes out of socket**
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I fell in love with Onch the day he made all the girlies wait ten minutes to recieve their gifts from Paris so he could perfect his makeup. No, Paris wasn't there that day - just the gifts=)
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by the_original_sh... on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:47am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:11am.
mom jeans... *snork* i made my mom throw all of hers out. and i'm far too young to own mom jeans (thank god).
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Ha! Strangely, I haven't worn mom jeans since I was nine;p
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
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um ...
hmmm ....
i got nothin
Did you know there is such a term as MICRO-PENIS?I swear. Go look it up. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the pictures that illustrate!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis
Now see, these guys really have teeny tiny peens!!
*vomits*
Why am I surprised to see pubic hair?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
yuk...not hot
*gags*
Next story....
Even my dick is bigger than his.
Jeffro,
I do enjoy jizzy kisses!
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
I've seen so much shit here that it didn't even phase me. What offends me is the lack of shrubbery maintenance!
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he shouldve tucked for this picture.
You think you're hot shit, but you're just cold diareha.
You know you can edit your post, right?
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shit sorry for the nothing post. i was just reading your guys and ooopppsss. sorry.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:11am.
mom jeans... *snork* i made my mom throw all of hers out. and i'm far too young to own mom jeans (thank god). hell, even when i'm that age i hope to still be hot enough to rock real jeans not "button and zip all the way up to my tits" jeans.
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I have never watched Parasite's show and never will...but I always had the impression that all contestants had to be real girls...so they allowed a boy? I mean a boy pretending to be a girl? is he in the midst of a tranny-sition? like Isis? I am so confused. Oh and that peen (if we can call it that) looks like a boil on a really hairy pussy. Eeewwww!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:40am.
Jeffro,
Ugh. This guy is sooo retentive! I feel myself nodding off....."flatness is .032 and wear........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Find your happy place...ya know, with all the kisses and jizz, LOL.
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A flute with no holes in not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish.
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Kisses and jizz are a few of my favorite things!!
Jeffro,
Ugh. This guy is sooo retentive! I feel myself nodding off....."flatness is .032 and wear........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:36am.
It's 7 am here: far too early for any such thoughts.
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Sorry Sheeps...had to get it in before lunch here!
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A flute with no holes in not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish.
omg eeeeew
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No wonder he decided HE wanted to be a girl! Looks like a guy I dated in college.......his aka was, "earth worm".
God bless him!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:33am.
It's 7 am here: far too early for any such thoughts.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:18am.
What's that stuff where his twig and berries should be?
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looks like he's doing the 'reverse tuck' with a bad case of roids.
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A flute with no holes in not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish.
I'm just kind of suprised that he has that wild briar-patch of a pube bush in between his legs when he doesn't seem to have hair anywhere else (except on his head of course). He needs to at least trim that shit down.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 10:25am.
I think it's a little plastic bowling pin?
No, that's Mr. Potato Head.
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merry penis-mis.
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@Sheeps..I think it's a little plastic bowling pin?