Fishy Is Trying
There's been a few internet whispers (and shouts) that Fishsticks Paltrow's marriage to that cunt who sings in Coldplay is crumbling into the toilet. Fishy has shrugged it off, calling it all lies, lies, lies. Lies filled with lots of preservatives!
Well, some friend (yeah, some friend!) is telling Gatecrasher that Fishy's marriage is nowhere near perfect, but she's trying hard to keep it together. Wasn't this a blind item....?
The friend says that Fishy is staying in London with her husband until the holidays are over. They are "holed up" in their home to try and work things out.
How is being holed up with Fishy a good thing for their marriage? No junk TV. No junk food. No junk words. No junk porn. No junk nothing. Just organic everything. I'm shocked Cunt Martin hasn't drowned in the GOOP constantly pouring out of Fishy's mouth hole.
The friend went on to blab that Vadge is one of the major problems in their marriage. Apparently, Fishy is all up on Vadge and wants to crawl inside her roided-up pussay so that she can be close to her forever and ever. Basically. The friend said, "Gwyneth has the Madonna bug... bad. It's eerie. Gwyneth acts normally until Madonna comes around, and then Gwyn is all about Madonna, all the time. Madge has even introduced Gwyneth to all her friends. Now instead of going to see Chris perform, she'd rather hang out with people like Alex Rodriguez and Ingrid Casares."
Fishy and Vadge's spokeswhores have both denied this shit.
Methinks the "Madonna bug" is what Guy Ritchie suffered from. The proper medical term is Nonutsitis. A-Rod also has it. It's when you go out of your way to make Vadge happy. Fishy just needs to get herself a pair of Neuticles and she'll be free of that bug!
Seriously, Vadge isn't the problem. The problem is that the marriage between a big sloppy cunt and a soggy old stick of fish can't work! It sounded good on paper, but in real life, it was doomed from the beginning.
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are two of the most boring, overrated people I've ever seen. They're actually a perfect match for one another--like two peas in a pod actually. My question: was Chris Martin always an asshole, or has living with a bitch made him into one? I see real life examples of fairly easygoing guys married to severe bitches, and eventually the once semi-likeable husband becomes a rude asshole. Was the asshole-ness always there, waiting to breathe free or has the wife transformed him into one?
I popped it under the most recent JA thread under the name santa clause - ho ho ho! They're still slating JA for being old, single, childless and not good-looking enough. They deserve everything they get.
Keane on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 9:57am
Oh Jurl, wrap that mess up, put a bow on it and place it under the JJ'ers "X"mas tree.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Not to me but it sure will be to all the loons who say they are a "match made in heaven" and how they totally adore each other. Sounds like she's lost interest and he wants out but 6 kids equals a big old mess doesn't it? God knows about the kids. I expect they'll have joint custody and primarily be raised by nannies. My heart goes out to poor Pax who still looks completely fucked up by his start in life and desperate for a stable, loving homelife and not this gypsy circus. And in other news someone on that site posted that they think AJ wants to go into politics, as a Republican. Hence all the comments about bowing out of acting. (Clearly she just wants to get that leading lady oscar before she goes). I always knew she wanted to rule the world. God help us!
Keane, that was a surprise? I think they're all alien heads anyway. Although, people are still crying about the way Pitt broke up with Aniston so we're for, what, ten more years of this shit?
Who do you think will get all those fucking kids???
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
There wasn't an appropriate story to post this under so I'm just posting it where people are most likely to see it. Prepare yourselves folks, in a couple of years time we could be witnessing a case of Brangeloon mass suicide as they come face to face with the uavoidable truth:
http://ianundercover.com/2008/12/11/iuc-exclusive-has-angie-been-cheatin...
GOOP is POOP.
Madge and Paltrow take it to an extreme and they end up playing themselves out. I'm perfectly happy here with my m&m's and coke zero for breakfast. I'm convinced their extreme no processed anything diets makes them into uptight hags. I'm still having nightmares of Madge on that brit commercial. Eat all the clean food you can get your hands on you still look like the JOKER!
How callous we are on the possible end of someones marriage... isn't that cold & merciless?
oh, who the hell am i kidding!
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If Vadge is the center of this holy ring of hemmorrhoids, I have to say that there is one manipulative whore in every pack of whores for crying out fucking loud. Women suck.
I am woman hear me roar (I haven't had muh cafe yet)
okay, never heard of GOOP till today, I thought it was a cut on GP with all the fish sticks comments here...so, I went there... to be honest, it doesn't appear to be marketing anything...it seems that she is simply trying to be positive in a sort of DIY way... i feel for her if she is going thru marital woes... she seems geniune... tho Mads cannot be a good influence, GP, let Mads go, and things will be better!
it smells fish.
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You know, I pride myself on being able to insult anyone but she defeats me. Not because I like her, hell no, but she’s so dull. Her and what’s his face- dear god, about as interesting as watching the paint dry on a vegan table. They can’t get divorced, that would be too interesting. Maybe a mild disagreement and a day or two of huffiness. *snooze*
Actually, just thought- she could run off with the Brad.Now that i would pay good money to see!
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Adore Gwynnie, her acting, her sense of style, GOOP...and everything about her. She is n-o-t a *c--t*!
I think my comment will not be popular, but I love Gwyeth Paltrow and I have for years.
I think she is a classic beauty, very Ralph Lauren, etc. with a great body and very well-dressed.
I think she is an average actress, but I just think she is so pretty, very natural.
HOWEVER, her GOOP webiste is a joke, and I am not so thrilled with her at the moment, I have to admit.
I think she is falling apart because I believe she was very into having her marriage last forever, even if it was a sham, and I don't think Chris Martin is on board with that.
I don't like CM, he seems like he has a violent temper, and I get the feeling that even though GP wants to do the death do us part thing, he is insisting on a divorce.
I don't know, divorce is just sad.
I bet she is the biggest pain in the ass to live with...
Stam, only people who aren't attractive find her to be beautiful, I'm sure
I'm in the dark. Will someone please tell me what the hell everyone is talking about about bannings, forums, etc?
God I don't know how people find this woman beautiful.
She is a talented woman. That's why I love her. I am kind of thinking That I saw her before on a celebrity and
millioniare dating site like 【My interracialma tch..com....c-o-m】 or something. Whatever, this is not my thing.
Good luck with your love.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:34am.
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Specially cos we are not a sinkhole, we are more like the last ring in hell. Check your pm love...
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:51am.
Lory after the shit that went down yesterday with the bannings and the ip spoofing it will be a cold day in hell before any thinking person delves into that sinkhole you call the forum.
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Hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:22am.
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Don't leave me here alone again!!! I hate it when that happens! Night Kdraco!!! XOXOXOXO!!!
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:46am.
LOOKING FOR FAST LOVE? GET YOUR FORUM MEMBERSHIP NOW! CALL 1800KDRACOFAN. OPERATORS ARE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL....
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Do not call now. this was a pre-recorded show.
OK OK OK good night for real.
Night Kdraco!!! you fucking life haver... Sweet dreams you hot slut!!! XOXOXO
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lory: DING DING DING!
Good night you sexy beast you
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:08am.
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Then I take it you look for abuelita's massive tetas just for comfort? Slurt!
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Lory: I am a cold hearted bitch cause she didn't believe in JEEEZUZ
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:02am.
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You dissing my abuelita because she has no teef? How cold hearted can you be? She is sick! Meth addiction is a disease, you know?
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Lory: cause abuelita done stole my teef!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 1:01am.
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Are you telling me you are the girl that got banned?
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:57am.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:51am.
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Fuck that shit. Whatever happened yesterday I assure it had nothing to do with the forum.
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That is patently untrue.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:58am.
Lory: don't make me get all religious on you about the 'fucking flamer'
what
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Stop defending the pope, he had it coming when he stole the red shoes from my abuelita.
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Lory: don't make me get all religious on you about the 'fucking flamer'
what?
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:51am.
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Fuck that shit. Whatever happened yesterday I assure it had nothing to do with the forum. Forum is dead. DEAD! Why do you think I am trying to lure people into it? We need fresh blood because Christmas season is bad for the business, bad I tell ya! I fucking hate Christmas!!!
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ANGLE? LOL
i've almost done that myself... hell probably have!
passes spell checker!
say, how's your sister Eileen?
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:46am.
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I bake cakes for all my 8752900377 google bebes. I bought crocs once for google bebe #87 but regretted it when I came home from Walmart card night and found out google bebe #765380 had killed his brother for committing crimes against fashion. Fucking flamer.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lory after the shit that went down yesterday with the bannings and the ip spoofing it will be a cold day in hell before any thinking person delves into that sinkhole you call the forum.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:47am.
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CUNT TEASE!!!
Night Bam!!! XOXOXOXO
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bambam: good night
Goldang, it be too hard jumpin back and forth between the forum and the main. I keeps fergetin who I am.
Fuck it, time for some porn.
Niters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Lory: i want to talk about 'baking cakes' and our hatred of 'crocks'
LOOKING FOR FAST LOVE? GET YOUR FORUM MEMBERSHIP NOW! CALL 1800KDRACOFAN. OPERATORS ARE WAITING FOR YOUR CALL....
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Lory on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:43am.
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:38am.
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(MR SHOCKY FACE)
everyone bow to the SHOCKY face
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:38am.
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(MR SHOCKY FACE) NEKKID WIFF A LIVING ANIMAL NEXT TO YER TITTAYS? U SURE U R NOT ANGELINA JOLIE?
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BAWWAHAAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHAHHHAA
and if you don't believe us we'll post pics of ourselves with our dog and a newspaper to proof (sp?) IT!
what?
rest tittays on BAMBAM's head
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:31am.
Will do. But first, tittays. You have them?
Show me. Show me your tittays.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
LOSE YER GOOGLE BEBE? JOIN THE FORUM AND WE FIND IT FOR YOU FREE OF CHARGE!!!
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LIKE BIG DONGS?
JOIN THE FORUM YOU WON'T BE WRONG,
BIG COCKS GALORE,
ASK 4 BAMBAM AT THE DOOR...
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Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:32am.
Lory: did you say 'rodent'
GOT CHEESE!!??
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Rodents, cockroaches MOCHA cockroaches...you name it!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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