Thursday, December 11th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Aubrey O'Day in a bunch of pictures that look like stills straight from CumFiesta.com - Egotastic!

More pics of Jennifer Aniston baring her bits in GQ - Hollywood Tuna

Robert Pattinson was too much of a man to be a successful model - Towleroad

Two deranged chipmunks on the rampage in L.A. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Helen Mirren is still hot. No matter what. - IDLYITW

Nicole Kidman's botoxed cheeks (not those ones) - Cityrag

The Gossip Girl spin-off sounds like pure suckery - Just Jared

Where's a rabid bear with a thirst for douchebags when you need one? - Popsugar

Rachel McAdams with old timey hair on the set of Sherlock Holmes - Lainey Gossip

It's Stacey Dash! - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


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angel: She can move to the Bay State where the marriage would be legal. She and her girl could come live with me. She's dirty enough to match my carpets, so she'll fit right in.

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Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 8:08pm.

Keep it classy, Aubrey. I read somewhere that Aubrey is going gay like Hohan. I won't believe that until I see video footage of the make out session.
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Oooh. Really? Well, if that's true, it can't be long now...

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Keep it classy, Aubrey. I read somewhere that Aubrey is going gay like Hohan. I won't believe that until I see video footage of the make out session.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

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letinstar's picture

stacey dash always looks hot...

helen mirren always looks hot...

aubrey looks like she's filming a bukkake movie...she's fucking gross...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

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Aubrey is morphing into Tara Reid and it is not a good thing and I agree that if you got cheese cover it up,no matter what your age.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Axl's picture

15 minutes are up

Oh, so hot lady! It was said she just enjoyed hot dating with a black guy on (((((********i n t e r r a c i a l romancing . c o m********))))))so many fans show interesting to her hot photos and videos there.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 5:51pm.

Aniston has a HOT body.

Aubrey O'Day needs to get some counseling. I bet a million dollars she was sexually abused as a child.
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Ditto that.

As I said earlier I've been watching MTB3 and the way she interacts with people...she's nice...but there's a weird kinda nevergonnagetit neediness to her. It's off.

And I think Helen Mirren looks just fine for her age - from the front or the back.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:15pm.

But, based on the bathrobe joke, I see you're way ahead of me.

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My new policy: all studio photography or video is inherently fake.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:10pm.
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Thanks Sheeps..:)

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Jusqu'en soixante-dix
Soixant'neuf année érotique
Soixant'neuf année érotique

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:00pm.

*handing Jo a nice merlot after a long day of trying to impress someone*

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Stacy Dash is hot!

Helen Mirren looks great- from the front.

The only way Maniston could ever be considered pretty is if she puts a paper bag over her head. Or unless some weird fuck is into Jay Leno's head on a woman's body.

"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi

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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 6:20pm.

Do I love Helen, yes! Is she hot, NO! In fact let me make a blanket statement, cheese is not hot on anybody, that is NOBODY, period!!!! Please Helen for the sake of my heatometer, either lipo those thighs and ass or keep them covered.
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She's on a beach for chrissakes, minding her own bizness. If she offends you, don't look at her.

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Soixant'neuf année érotique
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Do I love Helen, yes! Is she hot, NO! In fact let me make a blanket statement, cheese is not hot on anybody, that is NOBODY, period!!!! Please Helen for the sake of my heatometer, either lipo those thighs and ass or keep them covered.

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Stacey Dash is the hotness. I couldn't believe she is in her 40's I thought she was 25!

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TITS's picture

HAH stacy dash looks like lisa rinni with normal lips!

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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.

Hekki's picture

Aniston has a HOT body.

Aubrey O'Day needs to get some counseling. I bet a million dollars she was sexually abused as a child. I don't care WHAT anyone says; a woman whose sexuality developed normally does not act that way. Something went wrong.

Robert Pattinson is creepy and I think he's a gay in waiting.

OffTopic bummerness: I hope that body they found is Caylee. There doesn't need to be another unsolved child death, for one. Two, those granparents need closure and to stop having false hope. Three: Caylee needs to be laid to rest properly. Four: They need to fry that psycho demon whore Casey Anthony. Sorry. I'm obsessed with the story.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:41pm.
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Couldn't agree more. She's the same age as my mom and looks half my mother's age. GORGE! I hate Stacey! LOL, ok not really but she is beautiful.

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Aubrey O'Day loves being the center of attention no matter what kind of attention it is.

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Incognito's picture

i heart stacey dash

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girl_cheese's picture

Looks like Aubrey assumes the bukkake position a bit too easily, probably when she's opening gifts by the xmas tree, also

angel_i's picture

I kinda dig it that Jen A's getting gangbanged in that pic;p

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angel_i's picture

Stacey Dash has permanent hot. I could see that from the first time I saw her.

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Stacy Dash and Jen.A look F A N T A S T I C!!

Aubray O'Day needs to take her "act" to Vivid Ent. and call it a day. Don't be a slut for free. Hoes gotta eat.

Dame Mirren will always be a fox. ALWAYS! Like Joan Collins.

"Britney, GMD, RDJ…everybody gets a comeback. How come never Winona Ryder"? Lainey Gossip is right!! Winona DESERVES a COMEBACK!! IF tranny loving Charlie Sheen can have one, then so can Winona. Shit.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:45pm.
OnT: Robert Patterson hasnt realized that any guy asking for his auto graph is gay!!!
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Hmmmm, maybe because he didn't want to jump to conclusions!

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just now saw this. HA!

Creemy's picture

Is the hand holding the bottle of bukake Aubrey will drink?

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:14pm.

Are they grooming her?
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Yes, in fact!

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I feel I must have been living on another planet for the last few months as I don't know why this Robert Pattinson chap is famous?

Plus, now that I see the rest of that JA photoshoot I've revised my opinion. Its so wrong, its out and out porn. If Paris Hilton or Aubrey whateverhernameis posed like that we'd all have called her a whore. Its so misjudged and obviously designed to get her mega publicity. The ones where she's wearing a few more clothes are better. I'm just a bit embarrassed for her.

KD's picture

Are they grooming her?

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omar's picture

Heidi and Spencer = gag fest
Why don't they just make a lame porno, like they obviously want to? Is it because they know no one will watch it? Heidi is *hilarious* in her attempts at being sexy-- the stupid pout, being constantly bikini-clad, the tip-toe-ass-out pose etc. She's so pathetic and insecure; I imagine she'd be dreadful in the sack.

Meanwhile, Helen Mirren is the hotness. I'd still hit it.

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Robert Pattinson can model his dingaling for me any day of the week.

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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:54pm.
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HAHAHA, one of my good friends always says that. That totally just reminded me of her.

"Suicide hotline, please hold"

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Another adorable baby hamster video! Scroll down.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/11/hamster-on-piano-eating-p_n_150...

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:37pm.
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It was Miley Cyrus and her sister.

"Suicide hotline, please hold"

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Robert Pattinson loves us, bitches:

"The stuff I find attractive in women, I always regret finding attractive. I always like a kind of madness in a woman, and when they are really, really strong. And they're the worst -- mental, strong women!" ;p

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Aubrey O'Day just needs to do a porn and her ho life will be complete

Jennifer Aniston is still ugly,I don't care what the Annistonloonie's say.Nothing will make me change my mind on that one .Hot bod-face not.Jolie is not hot either anymore.

Robert Pattinson is gorgeous ,I would love to see some of his modeling work.

Those Cyrus chicks are just plain fug

Helen Mirren needs to cover up.She looks way better in clothes.

Nicole Kidman has a decent arse

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:59pm.
Who was playing RR? Mark & his bro?

In other news, MacCauley Culken's sister was killed.
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The bro and the chic they blamed for his death.

I haven't heard about the sis yet.

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Who was playing RR? Mark & his bro?

In other news, MacCauley Culken's sister was killed.
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Aubrey, Aubrey, Aubrey:

I blame it all on Diddy. I've been watching this Making the Band shit and Diddy had all these perfectly nice girls with perfectly good skills come in and he taught them all how to be whores. What's worse is that he turned the real whores away at the door. It was like he was saying - I don't want a girl who is whore already! I want to BUILD whores! Dumb Diddy.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:56pm.

LCT- YES! apparently they were playing a friendly game of russion roulette and he just happened to find the chamber with the bullet. Still sounds a little shady to me, but hey, I'm pretty cynical.
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Whhhoooaaaaaaa...........
There's some weirdness sibling shit going down in Hollywood. First Jennifer Hudson, then Ruffalo, then Macaulay Culkin. What the EFFING GINGERSNAPS?!

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I love ya Robert but seriously, keep your big fat yapper shut! Oh and your hair looks extra magical in that pic.

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LCT- YES! apparently they were playing a friendly game of russion roulette and he just happened to find the chamber with the bullet. Still sounds a little shady to me, but hey, I'm pretty cynical.

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Not everyone jumped to conclusions about Mark's brother. I did not. This is completely different. Caylee's mom has done nothing BUT lie. Completely different scenario.

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Hoooooooooooooooooooooold the phone. People are saying that Ruffalo's brother killed himself and wasn't shot??

KD's picture

Thanks, Clarisse! Every once and a while I come up with something golden!

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LMFAO @ Twit and Twat! He's holding a piece of pinetree, da misletoe, on top of his curly pubes while*pukes* kissing that horsie. They are beyond corney and cheesey

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Miss Priss

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KD,
Let me tip my hat to you, cuz that was FUCKING FABULOUS!

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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

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Hi xxyxz!!!♥

Whoa Stacy Dash looks awesome

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