Mah Boo Swims With Sharks
Andy Cooper was on Regis & Kelly this morning to talk about his special on CNN tonight on the Earth's growing population. I wonder if he interviews the Duggars? Anyway, while giggling with Regis & Kelly, Mah Boo showed a clip (above) of him getting into some sexy slinky outfit and swimming with sharks for the special.
Mah Boo also told the NYDN that by swimming with sharks he conquered one of his childhood fears. He puckered up his sexy lips and said, "Sharks have always scared me, ever since seeing 'Jaws' as a little kid, so to actually go and see them up close and look into their eyes - it was a remarkable thing to see them in their natural habitat."
Hmmm....Mah Boo thinks sharks are remarkable, does he? This gives me an idea. Quick! Rent me a shark costume and get Mah Boo back to South Africa for a follow-up visit with his new friends.
Now, I can't use an oxygen tank while pretending to be a shark, because he might get suspicious. So I'll have to hold my breath underwater. I will probably pass out, but then Mah Boo will see that I'm in danger and swim over to help a "shark friend in need." He will then give the "shark friend in need" mouth-to-mouth!!!!! This is the greatest idea ever! Yes, a real shark might smell my human blood and bite at me, but that's a chance I'm willing to take!
(Thanks Susie)
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The shark costume thing is brilliant!! I might join you as one of your pack or school or whatever...make it more believable
yeah, now I triple dog dare him to get in a KFC sink with some fat skanks!
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Anderson Cooper's series on the Planet in PEril may well be important and good but this segment is so crap. I mean, Jesus, he may as well be at a county fair with a giant pumpkin or miniature elephant.
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Mike you're such a perve. you know the only reason you posted this was because you wanted to see AC in a tight diving suit lololol!
good job though he he he he!
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His mama was BFF with Truman Capote, now really, who was swimming with a shark?
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Told you The Coop likes seafood.
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I saw him on Reg & Kelly today, he'll be back tomorrow to host w.her so that y'all can see this beautiful platinum fox. He mentioned HWOFATLANTA again and Kelly says its his fault he hooked her on it.
And he even watched my person fave the whores of OC.
Cant wait to see the 2 hour special tonite, I have to leave work earlier, Thank God I only live 10 minutes (walk) from home, so that I will be able to view the hold thing. He looks fucking sexy and soooo fuckable in a scuba suit. Damn he is one hot fucker, getting better with the ageness
swimming with the sharks,awesome. literally. :)
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looking forward to watching AC on planet in peril tonite. he looks lovely in black t's.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:01pm.
Farrah... I would sell my mother to see Geraldo get washed away by a wave. I've already seen him get his nose broken
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Ohh, dear, that was GOLD! i remember that.
and i agree with that. Specially the bacon thing, lol!
@Momus: thanks! it was awesome!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
i just sat next to your boo at lunch today. he was at elmo's with two other big queens yammering it up.
jgm22
They should totally make a news anchor version of jackass. Yes, Ricki Lake gave me that idea. It'd be WAY better than watching those idiots do all that stupid stuff.
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momus - thank you.
why wasn't that fuckoff electrocuted? WHY???
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
HAHAAHAHA YESSSSS. Thank you Momus! That was even better than seeing AL ROKER get blown over by a hurricane!
Now if only we could get Anne Coulter into the eye of a storm...my life would be complete.
Next week: AC tries to make new friends in Compton.
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My new policy: all studio photography or video is inherently fake.
Bella, I didn't say it was unethical to care about other species when we still have war, poverty, etc. I said it's ridiculous to pretend Anderson Cooper is really doing all that much or is quite the 'hero' he's made out to be just because he swims with an endangered species, while people in the "richest country in the world" are being forced out of their homes and starving to death.
Ricki: You can keep your mom. Here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FziScjyf4Ic
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The silver fox needs to step away from the sharks!
What a drama queen. I'm so sure the shark tank episode is very necessary to the report. He's may be worse than Geraldo when it comes to inflated ego and drama. Although that Don Lemon guy on CNN may be catching up fast.
Farrah... I would sell my mother to see Geraldo get washed away by a wave. I've already seen him get his nose broken. That should be the basis of his new show: watch Geraldo getting into some stupid shit. Viewers can vote every week for what they want to see him do the next episode: burn himself making bacon, tripping over a stool, falling through a window, embarassingly opening a deceased gangseter's empty vault...good times to be had for all!
I also don´t get this: "we have other bigger problems".... so until we have no wars and human rights violations, it is unethical to care about the fate of other species?
Because most of them will become extinct before we even come close to resolving all that mess.
Aight, so...because some sharks are endangered for multiple reasons, both environmental and people-related...Andy Cooper FACING HIS FEARZ#!#@!# and swimming with the fishies is somehow supposed to help? Um, suuuuuure.
KD, on the whole i prefer sharks to humans.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
*uh oh a Cooperloonie moment in 3, 2, ....*
Yes, i enjoy watching ac360 at night, a rehash of the days events and yes he's HWAT and that makes it all the more digestible. He is not a fame whore though, if that's what he was, he would be exploiting the Vanderbilt name for all it's worth.
He would be everywhere.
I like him and his show is rounded off with comedy at the end, watching him and people like David Gergen laugh on air live is funny!
Whatever.
He could totally be a giant diva, from what I have seen and NOT heard make me think he's, dare I say, normal? He doesn't tout himself like an intellectual giant, he's a geek, a dork and sweet.
*lights cigarette after Cooperloonie porn moment*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:33pm.
LOL, you mean that you're going to moisten your clothes with pre-ejaculatory fluid, right?
GOAAAAAAAL!
putas!
i saw that movie in a theatre. What total narccisst that guy was. it was ALL about him, how great he was, how good he looked swimming , how noble he was etc
i even walked out of the movie. i was still pissed off enough when i got home to track down his website and post my opinion. the director of the movie and i exchanged flaming emails on the topic. apparently i was the ONLY person to feel that way.
unless it's a different movie, in which case nevermind.
sharks are beautiful animals either way.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:38pm.
I am an animal-lover, but we have bigger problems in our world than some sharks dying.
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I think it´s a huge problem, not just because of the sharks themselves but because it can have drastic consequences on the entire marine ecosystem. Food webs in the sea are very complicated and I imagine that the loss of the apex predator can bring on some unforseen chain reaction...
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:38pm.
I am an animal-lover, but we have bigger problems in our world than some sharks dying.
Anderson's Katrina coverage quickly became the "Me, me, me" show
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oh, shit, remember this year (can't remember the hurricane's name) Geraldo got washed off by a wave?? PRICELESS!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:38pm.
I am an animal-lover, but we have bigger problems in our world than some sharks dying.
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Fer REALS, man! I used to be all "save the whales" until I realized that we have people killing eachother and dying of teh aids and poverty and all that other crap and then I was like "Kill the whales to feel the hungry!". Quit supporting PETA and give your $$ to cancer research! Etc.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:38pm.
Sorry, I can't "admit" something that I don't believe. Let's agree to disagree.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Never! Anything man made (cages) can BREAK!
He has balls.
I watched a shark documentary recently - forget the name and a young guy who has loved sharks for his whole life was crusading against all of the fishers who hunt them illegally and in protected areas. Many sharks will become extinct (the demand for the delicacy shark fin soup spurs much of this..) and it was really interesting. Have some Greenpeace people in the mix- their boat got shot at by poachers, it was all real. He ended it by free diving (e can hold his breath and just go for minutes) with hammerheads (said the oxygen tanks sometimes scare them off..) and I kept thinking how crazy he was. I cannot even scuba dive as my fear of them is so great.
Hell. I was snorkeling in St. Thomas and saw a little nurse shark (not usually aggressive) and still got freaked. No thanks.
I am an animal-lover, but we have bigger problems in our world than some sharks dying.
Anderson's Katrina coverage quickly became the "Me, me, me" show. If you like him, fine, but admit that it's because he's cute, not because of his "hard-hitting" investigative journalism.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:11pm.
Huh, I just read this article on CNN yesterday about how the killing of sharks (for shark fin soup) is altering ecosystems:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/12/10/pip.shark.finning/index
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Chinese culture is a major threat to countless species all over the world, it´s frightening...
I have this book on illegal wildlife trade in Asia.
Here´s a qoute from a kambodian conservationist who calls China "a vacuum that´s sucking out all the wildlife in the region".
Chinese consumption of wildlife products is rampant and rarer the species, the more desirable it is, especially in their Traditional Chinese Medicine, which is a MAJOR factor in the decline of tigers and rhinos.
Yuck, this is slimy beyond belief.
Just another over-processed talking head taking up way too much air time.
I don't know who he thinks he is. I almost died when I heard him blast the Lohans.
Idiot.
I was watching this boringness last night just to see if at any point Andy was gonna forgo the wet suit and dive in shirtless. Put me anywhere near Anderson and I'll make my own "wet suit" if you know what I mean *winkwink* LOL, too much info, I know..who cares,It's Dlisted!
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of course he'd be sezy bald!
"giving you concerned side eye."
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:13pm.
Cooper did an amazing job covering New Orleans after Katrina.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sheeps on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:12pm
I'm totally drawing a blank on this. I hate when that happens. Maybe I'll check the SNL archives.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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*ultra SHOCK face*
dear L'ord! my fat Roxy is probably gonna look anorexic next to your Mozart!
(she's still on "diet mood")
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:01pm.
Seriously, though, those duggars drive around in 5, yes FIVE freakin' Suburbans to get anywhere. They'd be better off buying a bus. do they really need Suburbans?
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Papa Duggar be rich.here is the families website.
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I was scared of swimming in the ocean after seeing Jaws too.I feel his pain!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Awww I love MK's fascination with his Boo
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:13pm.
Actually, our global environment is news. The loss of marine species is vitally important to the health of our planet. However any reporter brings the situation to public attention is OK by me.
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didn't anybody learn anything from Steve Irwin?
leave wild animals be!
ps do you see sharks walking on land? they are always in their natural habitat.....water!
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
Submitted by missy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:14pm.
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What? I'm not expecting anything. LOL Classic!
How you doing, Miss. Missy? *MuaH*
ricki lake on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:13pm
LEEEEEEAVE MAAAAAAH BOOOOOOO ALOOOOONE!!!!!
Come on ricki, a little loon in your day makes you smile...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Redtrianglesharkplace.jpg
The red triangle
just to be a total buzzkill. did anyone else notice in a recent pic/vid here of the sf that his hair is thinning BIG TIME at the back of his head.
would a bald coop be sezy?
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Andy Cooper rocks. Yes he does.
Regis and Kelly annoy me
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Ugh. Does anyone remember when Andersen Cooper was a real reporter, covering actual issues instead of self-aggrandazing vanity or celebrity news assignments?
Yeah, me neither.