Mah Boo Swims With Sharks
Andy Cooper was on Regis & Kelly this morning to talk about his special on CNN tonight on the Earth's growing population. I wonder if he interviews the Duggars? Anyway, while giggling with Regis & Kelly, Mah Boo showed a clip (above) of him getting into some sexy slinky outfit and swimming with sharks for the special.
Mah Boo also told the NYDN that by swimming with sharks he conquered one of his childhood fears. He puckered up his sexy lips and said, "Sharks have always scared me, ever since seeing 'Jaws' as a little kid, so to actually go and see them up close and look into their eyes - it was a remarkable thing to see them in their natural habitat."
Hmmm....Mah Boo thinks sharks are remarkable, does he? This gives me an idea. Quick! Rent me a shark costume and get Mah Boo back to South Africa for a follow-up visit with his new friends.
Now, I can't use an oxygen tank while pretending to be a shark, because he might get suspicious. So I'll have to hold my breath underwater. I will probably pass out, but then Mah Boo will see that I'm in danger and swim over to help a "shark friend in need." He will then give the "shark friend in need" mouth-to-mouth!!!!! This is the greatest idea ever! Yes, a real shark might smell my human blood and bite at me, but that's a chance I'm willing to take!