Bea Arthur Finally Got Honored!
86-year-old (300 in Hollywood years) living legend Bea Arthur was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night in Beverly Hills. There's a major mistake in that last sentence that I didn't do on purpose, but I'm going to keep it, because it sounds so much hotter and more appropriate than the Academy Of Television Arts And Sciences' Hall Of Fame.
Bea was finally honored for being one of the hottest bitches in the TV game. I'm still waiting for her to be inducted into the Greatest People on Earth Hall of Fame. This was a long time coming for Bea. It should have happened hundreds of years ago, because who doesn't have room in their heart area for Bea Arthur?
Betty White and Rue McClanahan couldn't make it, because Wednesday is their "Hunt for Peen" night and they can't miss that. I'm sure Estelle Getty was raising her glass of Metamucil to Bea from heaven.
Even though her fellow Golden Girls weren't there, plenty of others came out to celebrate with Bea including Angela Lansbury, Florence Henderson, Sherwood Schwartz and Doris Roberts.
Doesn't this post of oldies make you feel as young as a fetus?
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Drama, is John sad? His pokey part's looking a little droopy.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:09pm.
Fuuuuuuuuuck I can't STAND the sound of someone eating an apple! Arrrrggghhh! My ears need bandaids.
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honey, you sound like you need a quite vacation... all alone on a beach with cabana boys bringing you tasty beverages whilst wearing tight thin white pants and no shirt.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
BRADI! Settle down! Stop running around the desk! STOP IT, I SAY! Only decaf for you from now on.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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who wants to bob for apples???
El B.,
We get those pics back right? Right? And the tape right?!?
Bradi and xxyxz!!! The orgy is all here!!!
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Sugar, you forgot the:
*Slurp* *Tonguesmack* *Drip* *Slobber*
makeup is not kind to old skin
but I can only hope to look that good at 86 so I'm keeping my mouth shut!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:09pm.
Fuuuuuuuuuck I can't STAND the sound of someone eating an apple! Arrrrggghhh! My ears need bandaids.
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Chomp. Slobber. Chomp. Pick teeth.
What?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:51pm.
El B, you're a PA to AJ?
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:10pm.
You I make faces of smile.
Boat motors with flashes jump and open for tacos.
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Tacos that nose of big water droop. Flashes also make nose shake of cucumber.
@Clarisse!
I love to Singa too!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
dammit... My head hurts
LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:07pm
You I make faces of smile.
Boat motors with flashes jump and open for tacos.
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
On topic
I love me some Bea Arthur & she was my first pick for HSOTY
:( sorry PP
Fuuuuuuuuuck I can't STAND the sound of someone eating an apple! Arrrrggghhh! My ears need bandaids.
xxyqlsinfe hi hooootttnnessss
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:04pm.
See? I must be dead to ElB now! *sniff*
Do what all the others did and then i will give you some of my precious time!
Beaver pics to BigWilly@yahoo.co.uk
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Yes, but could you handle this? ;-)
LOVE ANDERSON! SPEED BOAT MY DREAM BOAT! MAKE HAPPY BOOT MOVES IN EYEBALLS OK WOW PUT CARLA UNDER MEAN PINK WIG AND MAKE THE WITCH EYES AT THE TOILET BATS OK YALLS LOWER CHATS ARE MAKING THE TENNIS CANS WATER ON TOP OF SOFA BATTERIES WOW
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:04pm.
See? I must be dead to ElB now! *sniff*
Do what all the others did and then i will give you some of my precious time!
Beaver pics to BigWilly@yahoo.co.uk
Havent they told you that? :o)
xxyxz!
WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
good afteroon hoho!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Good morning snatches!!!
CLARISSE! DRAMAQUEEN!
ALL THE HWORES....LCT!!!!
I just finished my afternoon coffee.
Can you tell?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
See? I must be dead to ElB now! *sniff*
Clarissalina, the fact that the baby birds have adult voices makes me sad in my nonos.
Submitted by missy on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:02pm.
Ive met ElB, in the biblical sense.
Soooooo, you're the one with the burning bush? :o)
DQ,
LOL! Already watched it once.
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
When will these girls do a Golden Girl reunion. Will Ruth still play the slut of the group?
Ive met ElB, in the biblical sense.
;)
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:00pm.
Hello LCarrotamundo, never met but i've admired your posts from afar!! :o)
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Likewise! It's motorboat time!
Hello LCarrotamundo, never met but i've admired your posts from afar!! :o)
I met ElB once. He smacked me for mentioning Perez Hilton. There I go again!
ElB, I don't think we've actually ever met. Heellloooo!
Clarissalina, when I think of PETA, I want to screama, in my coffee creama, and smack Brangelina, in their fat heads.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:51pm.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I'm not telling you to be quiet, i've got a puncture on my lovedoll!
Clarisse: Great tagline. That reminds me, we still haven't watched it this year.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:36pm.
HEY KIDS DON'T PICK ON M.E. SHE IS COOL...
KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO THE TOPIC THANKS
Oh, fuck off to Tara, whydontcha?
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Oh crap! LOLOLOLOL!
From the pictures I saw, There is PLENTY of El B to go around...
lol.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
THE ONLY THING FUNNY IS SHE FOOLS NO ONE...
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:45pm.
OMG! My boss just caught me yanking my bellrope to Beas picture, shit!! I'm in trouble! She might ban me from DListed! AND i came when she caught me!
Soooooo embarrassing! :(
Phew, good news!! She wasnt angry, she was impressed with my load and wants me to be her Baby Daddy! Result!!
The Gods are smiling!!
*hands El Bastardo a hankie*
I'm not talking your petz dearest...i'm talking about the *r*a*s*h* you left me with.
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
That's it. *whipping out a shiv* Back off, hos -- El B is all mine! Ooops. Edited because you use a shiv to shank someone.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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God, Angela Lansbury is sooo hot!
I dunno whats going on here lol its so easy to get lost see ya in whatever MK posts next
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Happy Holidays
She looks GREAT for 86!
Go Bea!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:45pm.
PRICELESS.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
OMG! My boss just caught me yanking my bellrope to Beas picture, shit!! I'm in trouble! She might ban me from DListed! AND i came when she caught me!
Soooooo embarrassing! :(
Oh. My. God. I get called into a meeting, & when I return, I find this:
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:20pm.
dq... a little something like THIS?
http://tinyurl.com/3y7jbd
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I'M CRYING!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Shit! Why didn't anyone tell me it's I Can't Be Held Accountable For My Own Actions Thursday? I'm missing all the fun!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/11/2008 -
I'm leaving 4eva, goodbye and good riddance
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no way! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! you can't leave, fuck that!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...