Bea Arthur Finally Got Honored!
86-year-old (300 in Hollywood years) living legend Bea Arthur was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night in Beverly Hills. There's a major mistake in that last sentence that I didn't do on purpose, but I'm going to keep it, because it sounds so much hotter and more appropriate than the Academy Of Television Arts And Sciences' Hall Of Fame.
Bea was finally honored for being one of the hottest bitches in the TV game. I'm still waiting for her to be inducted into the Greatest People on Earth Hall of Fame. This was a long time coming for Bea. It should have happened hundreds of years ago, because who doesn't have room in their heart area for Bea Arthur?
Betty White and Rue McClanahan couldn't make it, because Wednesday is their "Hunt for Peen" night and they can't miss that. I'm sure Estelle Getty was raising her glass of Metamucil to Bea from heaven.
Even though her fellow Golden Girls weren't there, plenty of others came out to celebrate with Bea including Angela Lansbury, Florence Henderson, Sherwood Schwartz and Doris Roberts.
Doesn't this post of oldies make you feel as young as a fetus?
Wireimage, Wenn
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Oh dear lord, "I hope I die before I get old!"
Bea Arthur = Comedic Genius. One word: MAUDE!
Truly a Living Legend.
I LOVE this woman more than words can say! Truly she is one of my all time favourite actresses/comediennes. She will always be Dorothy to me. God she was amazing in that role. All four women were amazing actually. She should have been showered with awards YEARS ago! I wish she was still on Tv, talent like hers never diminishes.
I would LOVE to meet her. But I would be so awestruck, I would be a babbling fool lol. Forget the talentless, superficial, over-paid actresses of today. They can't hold a candle to Bea and her peers. I want Bea to live forever. I can't bare to think of her not being here.
Love you Bea, thankyou so much for the laughs and the tears. You are one classy, gorgeous, talented lady!
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
sherwood schwartz is still alive??!!! he is my hero!
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Florence Henderson = Chicken Cutlets Sr.
Damn! Bitch got old! I didnt realize she was fuckin 800 years old.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
GAH! Skeery!
But I love the golden girls, so it's ok.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:34pm.
Stop stealing posters names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ELB WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I ONLY POST AS THIS NAME AND I HAVE WOULD NOT KNOW HOW TO STEAL ANYONE'S NAME AND WHY WOULD I ?? I AM NOT THAT COMPUTER SAVVY MY FRIEND LOL
Submitted by you are entitle... on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:27pm.
And the reason you won't see Betty White and Rue together is becuz Betty referred to Rue as a "cunt" once - whether to her face or not, I'm not sure, but there you have it.
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if she did it with a sue ann nivens smile I'd be flattered if she called me a cunt.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
About damn time!
Oh and I <3 all these memaws here. Their shows + comfort food + a rainy afternoon = heaven~
Congrats Bea! You are one hot bitch.
congrads to the old broads i just love um!
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
FINALLY!!! Bea Arthur has one of the best comedic timings in the game. She deserves all the accolades coming her way. Golden Girls is a timeless comedy.
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"Close your legs to married men." NeNe Leakes
"I don't need to learn the abc's to music. I'm a singer". Kim Zolciak
Maude and Golden Girls were two of the best shows ever! Way to go Bea!!!!
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
I LOVE me some Angela lansbury. Thats a true fabulous actress right there!
Soooooooo Soooooooo long over due for this wonderful woman and actress. What a shame they give it her at that age, truly sickening. But he at least she was alive and got to see it...Im sooo happy of her.
She was the only one/any type cooth/class on the show. I tuly love Bea, she will always be in star in my eyes.
Lesbian or not, she's an aweome comedienne and this so long overdue.
She's fabulous in all it's fabulousity.
xo
Submitted by you are entitle... on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:27pm.
And the reason you won't see Betty White and Rue together is becuz Betty referred to Rue as a "cunt" once - whether to her face or not, I'm not sure, but there you have it.
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I knew it! I knew a smelled a scandal in there!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Mick, you cunt, you. There you go. Wish granted. You're welcome.
Submitted by Mick on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 4:17pm.
Fuuuck...I'm going to City Hall (or whatever it's called down here)today and change my name to Sherwood Schwartz. Isn't that THE coolest name you've ever heard??
And the reason you won't see Betty White and Rue together is becuz Betty referred to Rue as a "cunt" once - whether to her face or not, I'm not sure, but there you have it.
I wish someone would call me a cunt...
Fuuuck...I'm going to City Hall (or whatever it's called down here)today and change my name to Sherwood Schwartz. Isn't that THE coolest name you've ever heard??
And the reason you won't see Betty White and Rue together is becuz Betty referred to Rue as a "cunt" once - whether to her face or not, I'm not sure, but there you have it.
I wish someone would call me a cunt...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Sugaroo,
I think it's more like one! Two women in the same dept = MEOW!
I had to give a guy a smack-down a bit ago, and now he's all huffy. Dumb-ass. Get your facts straight before you ask me for something.
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:34pm.
Stop stealing posters names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Baked Ham on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:46pm.
Owned.
Yep, you are!
Owned.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:42pm.
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Eeewww, mental picture!
I found that more than three women working in the same department begets snark and back-stabbing.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:40pm.
I normally love working with men, as women can be too catty for me, but when you prove a man wrong...damn! Talk about a dick with feet!!!
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A dick with a dick. With smegma. And too many pubic hairs on the inner thigh.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:37pm.
If your name is not all-caps JIM, quit yelling...
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No shit. Jesus!
Poop it teh hot.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:28pm.
naw lct, you only want one afternoon off, so it has to be a quick fix.
heavy flow day never fails. plus that way if you get seen by some chance you can just say you wanted to sit down and take you mind off your pain HAHAHAHAHA
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Would that work even though I don't work with any dudes who will wish I hadn't said it out loud to begin with?
If your name is not all-caps JIM, quit yelling...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
IT MAKES ME NUTS WHEN BEA ARTHUR SITS AROUND AND TALKS TO HERSELF ALL DAY AND PRETENDS SHE IS OTHER PEOPLE... MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS....
NOT ENOUGH TO GO AROUND AND AROUND
SOMEONE GET THAT LADY A BEAGLE!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:27pm.
@LCT,
This will got you to stop running around your desk. Tall, well-built, dark hair, green eyes, (did I mention hung?) Mountie wearing nothing but his leather gloves and matching boots...slowly tapping a Leather whip into his palm
as he whispers softly "I hear you have been very bad today..."
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That was mean too. Now I just want to go home and sing 'When I think abooouuuutt Mounties ah touch maaahhseeeeeell'. But thank you Deb. I loved it regardless.
naw lct, you only want one afternoon off, so it has to be a quick fix.
heavy flow day never fails. plus that way if you get seen by some chance you can just say you wanted to sit down and take you mind off your pain HAHAHAHAHA
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
LMFAO! sucia
@LCT,
This will got you to stop running around your desk. Tall, well-built, dark hair, green eyes, (did I mention hung?) Mountie wearing nothing but his leather gloves and matching boots...slowly tapping a Leather whip into his palm
as he whispers softly "I hear you have been very bad today..."
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Oopsiroonies.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:23pm.
TITs
Ummm. I'll let LCT go first
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Wooohooo! Here I go!
*bloop*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey now. No one said anything about shit painted red being in here. That's just mean.
what the fuck is up with the krazyness around here?
The same thing happened last year during the holidays
TITs
Ummm. I'll let LCT go first
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:21pm.
i hate the beach. i'm always afraid i'll get so relaxed i'll just slip into a coma and never come out.
but i'm ready for dog sledding on a ice covered lake any time!
Never plan for the matinee, just develop a 'heavy flow day' and leave. And try not to giggle or smile until you get to your car. pale foundation works.
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How about growling in the bathroom for awhile so you sound a little huskier? OR maybe asking the coffee shop to give you some cream that might be a little questionable, but not so questionable that it'll affect your bowels?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:13pm.
Sugar, you forgot the:
*Slurp* *Tonguesmack* *Drip* *Slobber*
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I was saving that for the crackers.
LCT: I think his pokey part just realized it can't hope to compete w/ El B's ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:18pm.
i hate the beach. i'm always afraid i'll get so relaxed i'll just slip into a coma and never come out.
but i'm ready for dog sledding on a ice covered lake any time!
Never plan for the matinee, just develop a 'heavy flow day' and leave. And try not to giggle or smile until you get to your car. pale foundation works.
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 2:36pm.
HEY KIDS DON'T PICK ON M.E. SHE IS COOL...
KEEP YOUR MEAN COMMENTS TO THE TOPIC THANKS
Oh, fuck off to Tara, whydontcha?
WHEN YOU GO BACK TO CANADA AUSTRALIA SOUTH AMERICA WHAT EVER I WILL... KK?
Angela Lansbury needs seeeeeerious tutelage on how to wear clip-on earrings. Gotdayum.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:14pm.
who wants to bob for apples???
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you first (look up)
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What's the soup today?
Cream of bullshit.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 3:15pm.
honey, you sound like you need a quite vacation... all alone on a beach with cabana boys bringing you tasty beverages whilst wearing tight thin white pants and no shirt.
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Oh yes please. Want to come with me?
Also, I'm going to try your matinee idea here soon.
DEB!
I am so glad someone else remembers that cartoon! When I sing it people look at me weird (er) !
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Why is she not being honored as hot slut of the day?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Drama, is John sad? His pokey part's looking a little droopy.