Papa Joe's "Operation Money Baby" Is Failing
When Ashlee Simpson told her big daddy man (that's what she calls him) she was knocked up with a soon-to-be horribly named baby, he probably pictured dollars falling from the sky and into his crotch. The things he was going to do with all that money: a Jessica Simpson real doll, a new "security camera" system for Jessica's house.... the list was endless. Well, there isn't any money falling from the heavens, because nobody wants to pay for pictures of BMw Baby.
A source told Page Six that Ash and Pete are trying to sell the exclusive first pictures of Bronx Mowgli, but there aren't any takers. "Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well."
The magazines probably realized they could just publish a free picture of a giant chin covered in eyeliner with an Emo wig on top and nobody would really know the difference. Poor little attention whores... I'm sure Papa Joe is already working on Plan B: sell the baby to Hot Topic, Disney, the City of New York or the BMW corporation.
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haha.
i can't stand them.
and ashlee CAN'T sing
her album sales prove it & she worked with the best for her latest effort.
This bitch is all cheek bones and chin!
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 7:02pm.
lmao this made my day
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where have you been all day??
i have a planner and no address to send it to!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
why do i find this absolutely hysterical nobody wants pictures of these douches...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
lmao this made my day
Good.
If these magazines stop coughing up huge amounts of money for baby pictures, maybe the world has a chance of surviving, 'cause then not every celebrity is going to cough up a baby to sell its pictures for $$$.
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I would pay money if these two would never show their faces, or their kids again. A lot of people probably would. Much more profitable and less work for them.
well she was NASTY till she got her rhinoplasty. she has been looking better :) but they are has FAKE as her face , she had to get prego and married before jessica
i <3 kidz
well she was NASTY till she got her rhinoplasty. she has been looking better :) but they are has FAKE as her face , she had to get prego and married before jessica
i <3 kidz
well she was NASTY till she got her rhinoplasty. she has been looking better :) but they are has FAKE as her face , she had to get prego and married before jessica
i <3 kidz
@Violet:
Your avie is driving me mad - I remember that badger's name was Frances and the story had something to do with jam. For the life of me, I cannot remember the name of the book - my mom used to read it to me a lot when I was a li'l one.
I saw him on Reg & Kelly today, he'll be back tomorrow to host w.her so that y'all can see this beautiful platinum fox. He mentioned HWOFATLANTA again and Kelly says its his fault he hooked her on it.
And he even watched my person fave the whores of OC.
Cant wait to see the 2 hour special tonite, I have to leave work earlier, Thank God I only live 10 minutes (walk) from home, so that I will be able to view the hold thing. He looks fucking sexy and soooo fuckable in a scuba suit. Damn he is one hot fucker, getting better with the ageness.
I bet Pete does all the baby work, even breastfeeding. Ashlee probably lays in bed watching cartoon network and eating cereal.
I could care less what their baby looks like,they are both ugly and the baby really can't be that cute with these two for parents.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Is he wearing yellow eyeshadow, or is that the remnants of a shiner?
Should we be surprised? Why should we be interested in the spawn of this no-talent couple?
I hate how everytime I log into myspace, I have to see a link to a blog where she talks about "how wonderful being a mother is" and thers just NOTHING negative about it....its magical! SO when all the other crazed and confused and unloved 14yr. olds log in, they also have the opportunity to read about how "fun" and "great" having babaies are and might decide to have them themselves!!!
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excellent! they are both so ugly & vapid & untalented that them being denied may actually mean there is a god.
Boo frickity hoo. No one wants to pay millions for your typical looking emo baby. Cry me a river!
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I noticed that, too, Sugaroo. I think she's trying to be edgy and original. It's not working. Meanwhile, Pete seems ... happy ...
Hmmmmm have a baby jessica. And get a million for it, time for ashlee to be in your shadown again :evil grin:
I don't think the grandparents are yapping now!!!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:36pm.
The grandparents are still yapping that Caylee is still alive somewhere. I have no doubt they would lie for their daughter.
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I can understand lying for your kid for something minor but shit murdering YOUR OWN grandchild?! My parents would call the police themselves.
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Ha Ha Ha haha!!!
Take that, dorks.
Nice to see that pseudo-celebrity-ism DOES have its limitations!
I hope casey burns in fucking hell, but first she has to go to prison, they don't like baby murderers there...
they found the esqueleton 1/2 mile from the grandparent's house...
I'm fucking sick
Exactly, even though folks are sick of Jessica, they still would buy her baby pictures, partly cause she has waited so long to have kids.
Green is Good, Casey has told so many lies and has obviously lied to her whole family. Hopefully, soon, we will find out what happen. I wonder if Casey will fess up now?
Now maybe the mom of Caylee will get the fuck honest about everything. Anyone see when her parents visited her and all she talked about was the police were not helping HER and that she was looking very ugly since being in jail. "I look awful". SHUT THE FUCK UP. Sorry for off topic.
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With that in mind, do you guys think that chestica will still get knocked up soon?
Sorry Ashlee, Jessica is more relevant, and She's not that relevant either.
Ashlee messed up marrying this douche instead of ryan cabrera.
Off topic; my problem with Casey Anthony are all the lies she told the cops. If she for example left the kid in a hot and the kid died, Casey should have called the cops immediately.If it was an accident, she should have confessed. I doubt they would have slapped her with 1st degree murder then.
The grandparents are still yapping that Caylee is still alive somewhere. I have no doubt they would lie for their daughter.
doesn't his eye look like it met a fist at some point before this pic?
this douche-nozzle should learn how to fucking play bass. he looks like a toddler with that thing on. you suck!
I took a shit in their toilet once.
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I hope and pray that it is Caylee!!! I don't think the grandparents have anything to do with it but, I do believe Casey is damn guilty. Burn in hell Casey!
Oh no!!! =(
Well at least if it is her we will finally get some answers!
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A Dior scarf? That shit looks like it cam from Old Navy. I'll bet homegirl just used a Sharpie to write it on after Pete was done using it on his eyes.
Crapface is the new Crapface
Green Is Good on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:18pm
OMG NO WAY!
Those lying grandparents were just on Larry King last night....coincidence????
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
YAY! I am so happy that these two skanks are not able to whore their offspring out to make a buck!
However, i m sure that they will lower their price and take whatever they can get....no-talent WHORES! They probablly had this planned from the beginning--thats probablly the reason they decided to have a baby, so they could make money off the pics. They disgust me , i hope they drop off the face of the earth.
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:10pm.
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Fox News just showed video of police in Florida. They think they have found the body (skull) of Caylee Anthony in a dumpster!
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MSNBC is reporting it also.
I believe the grandparents are somehow involved.
Disgusting bottom feeding simpson family.
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He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
Hahahaha!! I love that they are so over and nobody cares about them anymore. Now will you two douchebags go the fuck away??
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Fox News just showed video of police in Florida. They think they have found the body (skull) of Caylee Anthony in a dumpster!
Maybe it's because they're both butt-ugly and talentless, and their kid has no chance of being cute enough to sell mags.
Seriously, he has this squishy shapeless face with no definition anywhere, and she has a giant chin. Put then together and you have a disaster. Hopefully Asslee got knocked up by someone other than him.
nobody wants to see this mongloid spawn .. sorry. no payday for Papa Joe
Yo Ashlee, they are holding your job open over at the KFC!
What the fuck does Papa Joe sell now? I ugly daughter, can't sing with really ugly husband that nobody knows and a really fucking ugly baby that nobody gives a shit about! Yes------------!
Submitted by radio siren on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:02pm.
Ewwww... and I obviously did not date him or else I'd have kept him. *winks*
That or your gag reflex is stronger than mine... whichevah.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:51am.
Deb: One of my standard interview questions for a new boyfriend is if they have any naked baby pics. If they do, the second question is if their mother is batshitcrazy. Hasn't failed me yet. No more looking at little peepees. I like them better when they're all grown up.
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I'm laughing so hard over here and yelling, "YES!" You must have dated my husband! Every third picture his mother took of him from the time he was born up until about age five was all nekkid pics. It's creepy as hell!
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this story warms the cockles of my black heart
GOOD! Those douchebags shouldn't be trying to pimp their kid. Goddamn C-list assholes.
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