Golden Globe Nominations: Tommy Girl Gets A Nod, True Blood Robbed!
What in the barley water Xenu hell is this shit all about?! Tommy Girl got a Best Supporting Actor nomination for his "blink and you'll miss it" cameo in Tropic Thunder. Who's Caesar Salad with extra dressing did he toss to get nominated? The better question is probably who's Caesar Salad hasn't he tossed in Hollywood? Does it only take wearing a bald cap and acting like a fool to get nominated? If that's the case then Coneheads should have swept the GGs back in '93. ....the fuck?!
The other dudes in Tommy's category include Robert Downey Jr. (Tropic Thunder), Ralph Fiennes (The Duchess), Philip Seymour Hoffman (Doubt) and Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight).
Heath was the only one nominated from The Dark Knight.
In the other film categories, Brad Pitt was nominated for that baby with old face movie. St. Angelina was nominated for that "He is not mah son" movie. Sean Penn got one for Milk and Mickey "My Face Kills Bunnies" Rourke got one for The Wrestler. Both Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet were nominated twice. Meryl for Mamma Mia! (ew) and Doubt. Kate for Revolutionary Road and The Reader.
During the nominations, the audience started laughing their shit off when Tommy Girl and James Franco (for Pineapple Express) were nominated. I didn't laugh when they announced Tommy, I slapped myself, poured rubbing booze in my ears and rewinded to make sure I heard correctly.
On the TV side....TRUE BLOOD WAS ROBBED!!!!! TB only got two nominations: one for Best Drama and one for Anna Paquin. No nominations for Lafayette and Tara! They are the best bitches in that shit! Anna Paquin is the least most interesting ho in that crap. RECOUNT!
While I go and write my "You are True Blood H8RS" letter to the Foreign Press Association, click here to see all the Golden Globe Nominations.
AND no Phoebe Price for her life-changing role in Get Smart! I can't.....
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The Golden Globes are OFFICIALLY rendered irrelevant.
They pander to garbage now.
Everyone in The Dark Knight deserved a nomination. But I guess the fans are proof of that.
#1 TOP GROSSING movie ever, nationally and worldwide.
#1 DVD sales in one day. Three million sold.
Yet one nomination. WOW. Talk about out of touch.....
Hope the fans DON'T TUNE IN to the show. I won't waste MY time.
"The GG are a joke anyway, and wins can be bought (remember Pia Zadora, anybody?)"
I've always considered the GG's a joke since Brad Pitt's uninspired portrayal of a garden-variety crazy in the otherwise excellent 'Twelve Monkeys' beat Kevin Spacey's pitch-perfect portrayal of the slippery Verbal Kint in 'The Usual Suspects'. Suck it, GG.
lizzieb -"I bet the JJ-ers have their hand so far in their underpants they are putting gynaecologists out of work. I hope she turns up, tits out, pictures of orphans falling out of her handbag and accidentally dropping positive pregnancy tests all up the red carpet and loses. I would actually ignore the time difference to watch the meltdown on JJ." Pretty much every line of your post had me rolling. Well done, you.
Jen and Clarisse - I saw 'In Bruges'! It was really funny, but I thought the ending was oddly static. It just..didn't mesh or something. But the CF's character's obsession with midgets, the incident with the blanks gun and the fight with the Canadian more than made up for it.
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AH...i like True Blood, but Anna Paquin sucks..she can't even cry, both times she only cried ALLIGATOR TEARS... Her G-mas just got axed and she couldn't even shed a real tear...SAD
The memaw and Lafayette were the best actors by far.
true blood wasn't nominated because it sucks. it's NOT award worthy. the writing is deadful and most of the acting is after school special esque. don't believe the hype.
I did not like Tropic of Thunder, so don't really think anybody there deserves anything from it, except for RDJ, who was truly awesome and convincing.
Don't care for the Dark Knight either - yeah, I know... - but would rather see Ledger win this instead of Tom.
WTF?! No Lafayette and Tara?! The Golden Globes are full of shit. And Heath Ledger better win! None of those bitches in that category outdid his Joker. Bitch better get an Oscar, too.
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the cruz nomination is just wrong
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I can't stand this dbag Tommy girl. My cousin works with celebs and she confirmed that Tommy girl really did hold an interview for who would be his wife! They wanted Jessica Alba but she said hell no! She works with Nicole Kidman and told me that when Nicole and him broke up Nicole had to change her number a bunch of times and that he had everything bugged. Also, once he saw that Katie had a mess in her car and a dent in the bumper and he immediately took the car from her and had it cleaned and the bumper fixed! He is a crazy control freak.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:25pm.
6. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
1. JAVIER BARDEM – VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
2. COLIN FARRELL – IN BRUGES
3. JAMES FRANCO – PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
4. BRENDAN GLEESON – IN BRUGES
5. DUSTIN HOFFMAN – LAST CHANCE HARVEY
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At last, some good news. In Bruges was great and I hope one of them wins. At least when they collect the award we won't have to witness botox tears being wiped all over a fivehead.
This is by FAR my favorite category! I would love to see any of those fine gentleman win!!!
Mk,im actually still slapping myself hearing some nominations ...i mean what the hell, it's a joke guys, right ?
The Golden Globes should change their name by "The Golden Tabloids Hos Globes"
Angelina, really? How discusting. That's like nominating Goopy Paltrow for Shakespeare In Love... No it's like nominating Tom Cruise for acting... No it's like nominating Eminem for 8 mile Part V: White Asshole Gets Phat.
Assholes.
Tom Cruise def should not have got a nomination for that mini role,he must have got a nod because he has a movie coming out.Ledger will take it because he was awesome in his role and because posthumous nominations always win.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I'm sorry, Tom Cruise's "cameo" in Tropic Thunder was completely horrible and felt 100 percent forced. I can't believe he was honored. Robert Downey Jr. owned that movie, so I'm expecting him to win - but Ledger will take it because he's the 'James Dean' of 2008.
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Nothing for Slumdog Millionaire?
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"It's not like Heath and Tom are nominated in the same category--one's for drama, one's for comedy, bitches!"
Buuuzzz! WRONG. The supporting actors are not separated from Comedy and Drama. Just the lead ones, BITCH!
On ligther note ... I watched the presser and when Miss Tommy's name was read the press bitches started laughing ... LOUDLY!
Let's be fair, TOM CRUISE was great in Tropic Thunder...
secondly, Tara, Lafayette, Jason & Lettie Mae were robbed!!
Tara's mother, Lettie Mae, deserved an Oscar for her performance in the BANK! LMAO..
Definitely, RUTINA WESLSY (TARA) was totally robbed.. That girl is the life of that show. It's like she's the main character and everyone else is a supporting actor because she just commands the screen with such strength and complexity!
I hope the show wins, but honestly Ana Paquin DOES NOT deserve it.. I like the Sookie character, but there was not much there. Wesley took an annoying "Tara" and made her special..
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:06pm.
Juice? huh?
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
It's not like Heath and Tom are nominated in the same category--one's for drama, one's for comedy, bitches! Not that I think Cruise was that good. The only reason he was funny was because it was Tom Cruise buried under makeup.
James Franco should definitely get it--that role and Milk seem to have turned his career around.
No I dont think so. But thanks.
Milk (the movie) was robbed! What's wrong with those dolts?!
Also, John Nobles as the totally original, hilarious, deadpan mad scientist "Walter Bishop" in Fringe . . . he should get a big award!! Seriously, he's brilliant!
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"What in the barley water Xenu hell is this shit all about?!
Hahhhahaha! MK's reaction . . . Priceless!
oh dog, i'm late for the party too. Cruz for Tropic Thunder?! I couldn't believe this shit. The peeps at the press conference were laughing right out loud.
WTF?!
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:45pm.
Vadge is rehearsing for her second show right now. It's the crotch of doom!
Each thrust is the equivalent of a small nuclear device.
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I'm happy for Anne Hathaway who was rather amazing in Rachel Getting Married, a small movie with very little distribution. But quirky, funny, sad...and a verrrrry unusual ending. Also happy for anything to do with Kate, Leo and Meryl (but *not* for Mama Mia??).
@Sheeps: you know, you're right. Vadge is rehearsing for her second show right now. It's the crotch of doom!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
ummm, excuse me...lafayette and tara were not nominated and sookie was...bullshit...
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Submitted by Its SP bitch on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:18pm.
Farrah
How can some random poster steal someones IP
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over here, they can't. We're safe. But yes, it is possible to steal someone's IP.
@KD: yes! tickets to the pool partee! it was earlier, before i noticed LoLo was back.. and i LIKE tremors! the house is almost pure concrete. No shaking, just noise.
@Sheeps: yeah, we've had some tiny wannabe tremors too. Nothing to be too askeered about...
ON TOPIC: i still believe Benjamin Bratt deserved some kind of award for The Cleaner!!
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I GUESS IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH TO GET AN AWARD OR EVEN REWARDED FOR NOT DOING MUCH..BECAUSE HE SURE..AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER BEING IN THE MOVIE.
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Translation: somebody in the upper echelons is a Scienobot, and they're desperate to salvage his reputation somehow.
If he wins and the late Heath loses, I will go ballistic and don a featureless mask. Hell, even Downey Jr. winning for that ghastly movie would be better than this walking joke. And WHY DON'T THEY NOMINATE CHRISTIAN BALE? The poor man deserves some recognition -- he's been a brilliant Batman and he's always getting overshadowed by some PR juggernaut.
True Blood WUZ robbed.
Topanga, I have that same problem with Jim Caviezel. I watched "Highwaymen" and kept thinking, "Damn, I can't lust after him! He's Jesus!"
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:32pm.
Yes, yes you are, but no worries, most of us will meet you there.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
-True Blood is the sh**, I sat and watched a day 2 marathon of every single episode. Tara gets on my nerves with her overworked southern rawl accent though
-James Franco geting nominated for PineExpress and not Milk just confirms my theory that that hot piece of man meat is a better comic actor that serious actor (although quite good at both).
-Christian Bale should have been nominated jut for being another hot piece..side note: I saw him on basic cable last night playin Jesus in "Mary, Mother of Jesus." I felt kinda sinful that I was drooling over a man playing Jesus..am I going to hell?!
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:12pm.
Sheeps: watch it, dude, we're in the same San Andreas thing, if i got a big tremor here, you know... get under the desk NOW!
hahahahaha. No worries. Prolly just Madonna taking down the Catholic Church. We've been having ongoing clusters of small EQs out in the desert north of Edwards Air Force Base (i.e., right on the fault).
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Farrah- I didn't think you had an actual earthquake becuase you were such a nerd and stuck around long enough to write OH NOES EARTHQUAKE. But then again, since you are such a genius you prolly type a million wpm.
HEY, WHAT WAS THENEWS YOU WANTED TO SHARE?? I know, I know, you are sending me a plane ticket to visit you!
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lizardbits, it's weird but Bale is one of the few dudes that a woman can be attracted to and not have a guy immediately say, "Come on, he's gay!" which is guy-speak for "I feel threatened that this guy is sexier than I can ever dream of being."
I've heard of so many guys who have sort of guy-crushes on him. Cary Grant too. It's like there's this certain cool factor that makes these guys acceptable to them.
Where was I?
Oh yeah, Tom Cruise sux.
6. BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
1. JAVIER BARDEM – VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA
2. COLIN FARRELL – IN BRUGES
3. JAMES FRANCO – PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
4. BRENDAN GLEESON – IN BRUGES
5. DUSTIN HOFFMAN – LAST CHANCE HARVEY
- excuse caps cannot be arsed to retype and have just cut and paste.
At last, some good news. In Bruges was great and I hope one of them wins. At least when they collect the award we won't have to witness botox tears being wiped all over a fivehead.
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I'm late to the party :( Good to see LoLo back.
O/T: I'm glad Heath got a nod. Good to see Mad Men nominated as well as Jon Hamm. January Jones? Shes ok but I'd rather have seen Elizabeth Moss get one.
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How can some random poster steal someones IP from a forum when only a MOD or owner has that info? Any idea if that is possible?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:08pm.
Farrah...how do you know so much about so much?
Are you some kind Of GENIUS?
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:01pm.
Farrah, are you serious? I though he would just be able to go in and click on my user thingy and change it!
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yes, hun, it's a lot of work for the Mod to dig in there and change things. Some puter thingies are more complicated specially when you had to keep an eye on the threads..
and shit, that was a short but pretty askeery tremor, i guess i would say now. Not an earthquake..
@Sheeps: watch it, dude, we're in the same San Andreas thing, if i got a big tremor here, you know... get under the desk NOW!
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Farrah...how do you know so much about so much?
Are you some kind Of GENIUS? (*in Dexters voice form Dexters Laboratory*)
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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:04pm.
I swear to God, if Tommy Girl beats out Heath Ledger, I'm taking a hostage.
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could you make it a
OH, SHIT, EARTHQUAKE!!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
The Golden Globes are pay for play awards.
Not in Heath's case this year but please, how many of the nominees really deserve recognition....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I swear to God, if Tommy Girl beats out Heath Ledger, I'm taking a hostage.
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Farrah, are you serious? I though he would just be able to go in and click on my user thingy and change it!
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No Lafayette? This system is obviously corrupt.
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Submitted by Its SP bitch on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 11:52am.
I'm already dangerously at the limits of my techie knowledge, but I'll ask someone who knows.
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