Keanu Reeves is Back on the Market!
Page Six is reporting that Keanu Reeves is back on the market! Yes, this could all be yours! If you ever had a homeless man fantasy, now is your chance!
A source spotted Keanu in Miami chatting up a cheesy blonde. "A hot blonde pulled up in a red Porsche turbo Cabriolet, and he started chatting her up. "Her cheesy license plate read 'NEW 007,' and Keanu got her number before heading inside to sit with his friends."
Whoever hits that will get a bad case of bed bugs I know it!