Mortensen Carey Would Have Been A Better Name
The middle Hanson brother, Taylor, has another son. This his fourth kid. He's 25. That's insane.
Taylor's wife, Natalie, popped out their newest baby friend yesterday in Tulsa, Oklahoma. They told People that they named him Viggo Moriah. I immediately had flashes of Viggo Mortensen and Mariah Carey holding hands and running through the baby fields. But then I remembered that Viggo was in Lord of the Rings and Moria is from that shit, so Taylor is probably just a Rings nerd. It also could be a religious name. Who knows? It's too early for me to wrap my brain cell around this before my first cup of coffee (no Sanka today).
Viggo joins brothers Ezra and River, and sister Penelope. The Hanson brothers now have 7 kids between them.
Those Hanson dudes have some iron sperm. Don't look at Taylor's picture above for too long or you might find yourself knocked up with a baby named Gandalf Gollum.
Congratulations, Taylor! You are one baby closer to beating the Duggars! Keep on! Keep on!
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Are they Mormon, Catholic or just those "quiverful" types like the Duggars?
wow.
i know he's really christian but does that mean you can't use protection??
maybe they want heaps of children....
Gandalf Gollum! hahaha. MK ur so hilarious.
more babies gets you that much closer to heaven...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
That kid got the worst name in the bunch.
Taylor is a pretty girl. His wife's vagina is probably dragging on the ground by now. I think the Hanson family can't afford birth control.
Taylor Hansen stole my Memaw's hair. She's gonna be pissed.
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Aww, shit. Gonna' have to add them to my ass whippin' list. No one messes with The Viggo. No ONE!
at least he finally looks masculine. congrats on the brats
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
I think they pick pretty names for their spawn.I can't believe they live here in Tulsa with me.I might have bumped into them at Walmart and would never have known,they look kinda common.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Well Congrats to them. I remember going to Hanson's Wikipedia page awhile back just to see what was up with them and I came across how they all had become fathers it was mind boggling. MmmBop...Indeed.
Ain't a damn thing wrong with the name Moriah, motherfucka's!
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:51pm.
I may be wrong here but I think that Moriah, Mariah, etc., etc. is a variation of some old English name (I've read books from the 1800's with that name). Think it's a variation of Maria.
It's a Hebbrew girl's name (Mt Moriah). Can be a variant of Maria (according to the Webbernetz).
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His wife is almost as cute as he is. I like the name Ezra--even the (stage) name Ezzra Mohawk.
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I may be wrong here but I think that Moriah, Mariah, etc., etc. is a variation of some old English name (I've read books from the 1800's with that name). Think it's a variation of Maria.
Submitted by TheDrizzle on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:36pm.
You shall burn in hell for mentioning that song. I almost blocked it out of my memory. Used all the useless Backstreet Boys songs to cover it up, but nooooo you had to come back and remind me of that crap.
Thank yew very much. Years of therapy gone.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
This guy was so pretty when Hanson released "M-Bop". Back then, I thought he looked like a young Jodie Foster (circa Foxes) or Lele Sobieski I remember seeing a clip somewhere where one of Dust Brothers was talking about meeting Hanson for the fist time in the reocrding studio and how he found the "chick with the long hair at the keyboards" super hot, until he found out Taylor Hanson was a guy. There's also some hilarious "Family Guy" bit where Quagmire is in utter disbelief that Taylor is a guy. Even now, Taylor still sports damned fine girly hairdo.
Oh well. They look very happy and healthy and normal. Good for them.
Viggo Moriah? Well, there are geekier names... if only a few.
haha..did he get time to go to College?
"Taylor's wife, Natalie, popped out their newest baby friend yesterday in Tulsa, Oklahoma."
that sentence alone explains everything!
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I hate Hanson. Last spring we were having an autism walk on a local college campus where they were scheduled to play that night. Their concert was to be on the lawn near our staging area. They decided to do their rehearsal a couple of hours early and would not wait even when we asked them to. Loud noise + people with autism = torture. Douches.
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Taylor is a cutie - always was and still is! Wonder what number of children they want?
Moriah conquering wind....LMAO
Taylor Hanson is hot but jesus-freaks and their need to zealously convert and procreate makes me homicidal.
On the other hand, Viggo is a cool name. I picture the other ones being names Muggsy, Wimpy, Slapsy, and Moe.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:56am.
Submitted by nisinin on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:55am.
how about my fooot up your ass? is that racial enough for you?
C the H channels Red Foreman. Love it!
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To be on topic. He's lucky, he grew up to be a nice looking man. Good features.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
NO ONE needs to watch a movie where a late 40's old fart Australian sea captain runs off with the young nanny. And sings about it. It's all beat, except for that hot slut nun who takes the carburator out of the nazi's car.
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LOL! I was just trying to remember my geography. Isn't Austria a land locked country? Hard to be a sea captain in the Alps. I must be getting nostalgic, kind of thinking I need to re-watch this movie.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Does it really matter what they call him?
When you're #4, you tend to get called anything and everything under the sun anyways.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
"Austrian"
It's early folks.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Loozer, C the H is right.
NO ONE needs to watch a movie where a late 40's old fart Australian sea captain runs off with the young nanny. And sings about it. It's all beat, except for that hot slut nun who takes the carburator out of the nazi's car.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by nisinin on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:55am.
how about my fooot up your ass? is that racial enough for you?
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:47am.
never watch it, you will lose your will to live.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Four kids by 25? I wouldn't advise anyone to marry before 25, much less have kids. Then again, I shun Jesus-freaks such as Mr. Hanson.
Thanx for the pinch-hitting Christine, Mabel and Drama Queen. Is that from the Sound of Music?
I have existed 44 years without ever watching it. I know My Favorite Things but not the other songs.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
christine and Triscuit:
doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun, me a name i call my self, far a long long way to run, so a needle pulling thread...la a note to follow so, tea a drink with jam and bread, and that brings us back to do ray me
HOW GAY ARE WE , WE ALL KNOW THAT SONG FROM THAT GOD AWFUL ANNOYING MOVIE.
"shots self."
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
So off topic. And yet seasonally appropriate.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Ummm... 4 kids at 25, why? you can't give them back... right?
Raindrops on roses and soft woolen mittens...
Spaghetti Cat who fucks with the burglar pussy and has kittens...
Brown paper packages tied up with PP's headbands...
These are a few of my FAVVVVVVVORITE things.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Doe, a deer. A female deer.
Re. A drop of golden sun.
Me. A name. I call myself.
"Fah". A long , long way to run.
So....a needle pulling thread.
La! (A note to follow "so")
Te. A drink with jam and bread.
And that will bring us back to "Do!"
Do, re, me, fa ,so, la, te do....so....do!!!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
I like the name "Viggo". It;s cool.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:34am.
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:31am.
doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun, me a name i call my self, far a long long way to run, so a needle pulling thread...la something something, tea a drink with jam and bread, and that brings us back to do ray me
La, a note to follow so
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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 9:31am.
doe a deer a female deer, ray a drop of golden sun, me a name i call my self, far a long long way to run, so a needle pulling thread...la something something, tea a drink with jam and bread, and that brings us back to do ray me
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Don't hate on Natalie. She looks like a sweet girl. Just because we like to get our drunk on and pee on homeless people doesn't mean we should consider her to be "annoying". A homeless person would say that we're the annoying ones! But then a homeless person would prob be eating the mormon girl's sandwiches and so of course they'd support her and not us....until we gave the homeless person a swig from our flasks, and then it's anybody's guess. Poor, confused homeless person!!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Drama, I hear ya!
I just realized, if this dude cut his girl hair and grew a goatee, he'd be really hot.
he has a nice face/eyes/bone structure.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Guys you all know I am a lazy shitass,so I need to ask a off topic question:(where is loozer when you need him/her?loozer knows ALL the song lyrics)
AnyWay..How does the song go..Doe a deer a female deer,Ray a blah,blah,blah,bla,blaaah..
Cause I was trying(haha*trying*)to sing it with my kids.Someone help.K? Thanks I♥ you!
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Sorry,MK♥
C the H: Right? More power to them if they can make it work, but enjoy your youth & freedom! I love my son & husband more than anything, but I'd be lying if I said there weren't days (when The Child is whining, the house is a mess, & my husband won't look away from the TV) that I look around & miss the single life.
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