Speaking Of Tommy......
Meet fembot Aiko and her creator Le Trung of Ontario, Canada. Le spent over $20,000 of his own cash to build his idea of the perfect woman. No, he didn't build a clone of The Empress of Lucite. Strange, right?
Anyway, Aiko is in her 20s and her measurements are 32, 23, 33. She can do simple cleaning chores, balance his checkbook and can speak 13,000 different sentences in both English and Japanese.
Tommy Girl better update Stepford Katie's system, because I doubt she can do all that.
Aiko also responds to touch. But if you grab her robo-titties, she'll slap you in slow mo and say, "I do not like it when you touch my breasts!"
That's pretty funny, because that's exactly what Tommy tells Katie when she tries to grab one of his moobs.
Le Trung can't do sexy times with Aiko, but he could redesign her software so that she can act like she's having an orgasm. Okay, Tommy Girl doesn't need that update for Katie.
Seriously, I'm all for finding love wherever you can get it, but robot love is not my thing. I even fell strange playing with Tickle Me Elmo. I expect that bitch to come alive and kick me in the teeth for tickling him too much. Robots are creepy and cannot be trusted. One day Le Trun is going to grab Aiko's micro-nips and she's going to do more than slap his face.
(Thanks Mark)
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Submitted by Callan on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by southpaw on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:38pm.
i totally agree with you .. this crap creeps me out too ....
i don't WANT to live with this craziness ...
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OMFG Fleshlights!!!! Those things are the saddest things ever. My favorite is the nondescript slit. I mean, how sad are you that you're sticking your dick into a fleshy slit, that is hidden inside a fake flashlight?
Saw a photo today of Stepford Kate with a hugh-ass cold sore in them left corner of her mouth. Stress will bring the out. Tommy Girl has Type 2 herpes that he gave to Kate, who now has Type 1 herpes? Gross.
*starts bawling*
This combined with fleshlights will make the human female species obsolete!! Men already hate women PMSing and shit....after they perfect this...theyll be no reason to interact with us! They'll just harvest out uteruses, put them in a hyperberic chamber, and spawn kids that way!!!!
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That is some freaky-ass shit. I'm a receptionist, so I don't like hearing that some fembot could take my place. Just creepy...
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If they start making an Adriana Lima version I'll buy twelve. One for the sex and eleven to clean my pigpen apartment.
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It's weird that he programmed it to say stuff like "You are hurting me" and "I don't like it when you touch my breasts."I think this guy has issues.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I have an irrational fear of animatronic things, i.e. I had a panic attack on the Jurassic Park ride at Universal... don't even get me started on the Walking With Dinosaurs show.
I'm not usually afraid of human-looking animatronics like the Hall of Presidents or whatever, but this shit is creeping me the eff out. I'm really hoping I kick the bucket before technology advances too far and robots become part of society and artificial intelligence is common. I can't handle it. I've seen Terminator.
Just looking at this thing makes me want to bash it apart with a hammer. The Japanese are always coming up with creepy shit like this.
Ok, that is the freaking creepiest thing I've ever seen. The android looks like the doll in 'Lars and the Real Girl'.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:18pm
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I can relate to what you are saying. I had (he is now deceased) an uncle who actually lived through the Batton Death March. He said it was beyond words. They were taking turns caring men on their backs while one person walked and the other one slumbered. And those where the lucky enough. Most of them doing that got fucking shot or run over. Obviously your father was blessed enough to walk it for seven days. God Bless Him.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:40pm.
I can't figure out why a Vietnamese-Canadian (probably with Chinese ancestors, based on the surname Le) needs a Japanese-named doll who speaks Japanese. Maybe he's aiming for the Japanese lonely perv market?
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Exactly. Japanese eat this kinda shit up the way Americans eat hamburgers.
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Dear Lord that is creepy.
Submitted by cringe on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:40pm.
AND why the fuck is she in a wheel chair?
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That's just how she rolls.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
I think Aiko should be hot slut of the week.
Charles Manson, what Tigerlily said.
Back in the day, Val Kilmer made an awesome Will Ferrell-style movie called "Real Genius."
The college villian named Kent was found by his tormentors naked in a tub full of congealed Jello.
His defense: "It was hot and I was hungry."
*hastily returns Jello box to pantry*
*drains tub*
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:51pm.
Wouldn't jello in a rubber glove be more satisfying? Seriously.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:18pm.
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Uh-oh, Cholly...Hold up. The mod squad on the war path, ho, and as some people might think in Jen Analston lingo that what you just posted was "uncool"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by kacky on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:04pm.
hahahahahahah!!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:04pm.
ROFL .. EXACTLY!!!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:15pm.
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Again. I know, I'm predictable like that. :0)
I don't know what's more creepy the man who created her or the android! yipes!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:05pm.
Don't believe a word of it. I can't help it if I left the back door open!
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Anal sex talk again?
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what gets a slut banned?***I don't know, but I'll try. Hey! Michael K. sucks green slimy donkey dicks!
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To be honest, I think that gets you an Xmas card.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:00pm.
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Don't believe a word of it. I can't help it if I left the back door open!
how different is she from some of the plastic/botoxd/implanted/lifted/tucked/snipped/cologen women I've seen.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/
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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:51pm.
Great, all those guys with $5,000 real woman dolls can upgrade to robots. There is something REALLY wrong with this, but when are they going to make male robots for women?
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If so, I'll take one in every color! What? I like a little variety.... And a man I can stuff in the trunk of my car when I'm done with him without the trouble and expense of chloroform and/or arousing the suspicion of pesky cops or nosy neighbors once that tenacious bastid finally comes to....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Raven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:55pm.
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Don't ask me why I know this, but the male one is discontinued. You can only get torsos. Probably Gary Sinese threatened a lawsuit.
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Submitted by kacky on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by Raven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:55pm.
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Don't ask me why I know this, but the male one is discontinued. Probably Gary Sinese threatened a lawsuit
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:55pm
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Ha! I hear (via Ms Nittay) you're singlehandedly causing inclement weather in Tx?
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Woot! Taking a page out of 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:51pm.
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Jell-o in a rubber glove? Things that make you go hmmmm....
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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:51pm.
well the real doll comes in a male version ... LOL and it's even better because they don't talk .... ;)
The inventor is a *little* strange. Never had a GF, claims he doesn't have sex with her, but does squeeze her occasionally around the waist (uh huh)and dresses her up. You just know he's jizzin in his pants when he's puttin her pantyhose on.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:43pm.
I knew a guy once who put hair conditioner into a ziploc bag, placed it between the mattress & box spring, and fucked it.
I need to picture this for some reason: was he short? Was it a raised bed and he was doing it Wella Balsam style? So many unanswered questions...
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Great, all those guys with $5,000 real woman dolls can upgrade to robots. There is something REALLY wrong with this, but when are they going to make male robots for women?
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:43pm.
I knew a guy once who put hair conditioner into a ziploc bag, placed it between the mattress & box spring, and fucked it.
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Wouldn't jello in a rubber glove be more satisfying? Seriously.
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ew, he gave it a vocabulary for domestic abuse. Sicko Japanese man-boy.
When it talks, it looks like Michael Phelps.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
That is creepy but why in the hell would you not put no-no holes in it?I would want one to be my sex slave too.Where's the fun if I can't sex it up?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:43pm.
i do not like these robot people!!!!
next thing you know they are going to look like Rosie from the Jetsons!!!
The YouTube video probably is what a Phoebe Price audition is like when she reads for a part. Alas, Aiko gets the speaking role and Phoebe gets the walk-through.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:43pm.
I knew a guy once who put hair conditioner into a ziploc bag, placed it between the mattress & box spring, and fucked it.
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Maybe his pubes were becoming unmanageable? Hahaha, that is hilarious!
Dude if robobitch can clean my house, do my dishes and mind my finances, Ill take her.
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I knew a guy once who put hair conditioner into a ziploc bag, placed it between the mattress & box spring, and fucked it.
Hey, somebody posted this already...well, something different, slightly...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD1tjTsBsJc&feature=channel_page
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yeah slap tha mofo robo, LOL. those will be discontinued! :)
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And we all thought that Terminator shit was fictional entertainment...Guess we wrong...
I can't figure out why a Vietnamese-Canadian (probably with Chinese ancestors, based on the surname Le) needs a Japanese-named doll who speaks Japanese. Maybe he's aiming for the Japanese lonely perv market?
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
why has she got a single black glove? Why has she got an American accent when Aussie accents are way sexier? AND why the fuck is she in a wheel chair?
Extremely creepy!!
I'm scared of "advanced" robots, too. They'll design them more and more intelligent.. and one day.. they will take us over.
That guy is so into robot love.