Wednesday, December 10th 2008
WANTED: Tommy's Blackberry
Tommy Girl was in Toronto promoting that soon-to-be epic flop Valkyrie and he seems to have lost the device he uses to control Stepford Katie's hard drive: his Blackberry. Tommy did an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada and shortly after he fluttered off, his slaves called to see if he had left it. Shinan Govani, a columnist for the National Post, said, "A search was done, but, nada. So, basically, someone in Toronto has Top Gun's crackberry."
Crackberry? That's exactly what happened. Tommy probably sat on it and his hungry hole swallowed it up in one gulp. Tommy's wondering why his ass is quivering so much lately. He figured Xenu was just flirting with him again.
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iHeart, yes. If the $cieno's find whoever has it, their days are marked. FO SHO!
Submitted by KA on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:33pm.
omg please please please let that blackberry be in the hands of someone very evil and crafty.
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And brave and/or stupid!=)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Mel-Tang - yeah, uh huh....
bwaahahahahhahaahah!!
omg please please please let that blackberry be in the hands of someone very evil and crafty. Only thing is, would YOU want the Scientologists after you? Okay, let's pray this person is also very dumb about the xenu-freaks. bwahaha.
My poor boss, he had just bough one of those new LG touch screen phones (like the iPhone), well this summer he went to a water park with his kid. Put the phone down on the bench to help her get her suit on properly and when he turned around. It was gone.
Whoever stole it can't use it as a phone since it was reported as stolen, but stupid Verizon, the kept the downloading features active on it and whoever stole it has downloaded over $500 worth of music on it.
I forgot my point...carry the fuck on.
You would think his shit would have a tracking device on it. He's not the top dog in $cieno world and they keep tabs on EVERYBODY. Someone is HIS boss too ya know. God help the fucker who has it cause they are gonna have the best laugh of their live before they die a heinous $cieno death. Oops I meant, "suicide". :\
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
M.E., maybe he had to get one when Suri was born so they could k.i.t.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:22pm.
Hopefully the finder is somebody from "Anonymous".
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*starts cackling madly*
OMG! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
has anyone seen Lolo & Xxyzx today?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:26pm.
Wasn't it a few months back Tommy Girl said he didn't own a cell phone, wear jewelery, etc???
LIE TELLER!!!!!!!!!
Ooops, sorry to point out the obvious
YES! I remember that!!
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:26pm.
OH YEAH!!!
i wish it somehow made a difference that they are obvious fire panted liar faces feces, but alas..
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:25pm.
Yeah, that sucks. I would totally return a regular person's phone/blackberry. Just not a famous DOUCHEY one.
Of course, whoever has it must be warned that he/she is in imminent danger. I used a big word.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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I like Tom Cruise. Even though his "religon" seems really strange to me, he is free to beleive in what he wants. If that truely fulfills him, great. He seems like a genuinely nice person. It's funny how we all go around tooting our liberal horns about equal treatment, gay rights, don't discriminate, etc. But this guy has been absolutely crucified and even labeled crazy for being a scientologist. Ya, ya, I know. Scientologist have a little bit of a shady history. But if he is happy and well adjusted with his beleifs, more power to him, I say.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Wasn't it a few months back Tommy Girl said he didn't own a cell phone, wear jewelery, etc???
LIE TELLER!!!!!!!!!
Ooops, sorry to point out the obvious.
*crawls into hole*
Submitted by forever.now on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:24pm.
omigod... you KNOW every scientologist anywhere in or near toronto is on full blackberry search alert.
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*sing songy voice* They'll never FIIIIIIIIND it! :) Haha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:20pm.
Wow Deb what a nightmare, although I think most people would be cool with someone elses phone and maybe try to return it,there are a lot of wackos out there including just about all of us Dlisters.
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Waiting for the Dlisted version of Monopoly.
I hate Monopoly, I'm always in jail.
omigod... you KNOW every scientologist anywhere in or near toronto is on full blackberry search alert.
they'll be stopping people and frisking them. haha
even if he keeps a clean phone (and he probably does) it's still going to have all sorts of contact info, etc. on it.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:14pm.
Ten bucks says his BB wallpaper is a pic of Danny Zuko
LMFAOROFL. OMG
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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sweeeeet
*said in evil cartman voice*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Hopefully the finder is somebody from "Anonymous".
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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.
Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:14pm.
*smooches*
Where have you been, you naughty boy?
We all have been very worried about you. After Brad PeePee's interviewing in RS, we thought that he had you confined to the basement. We are overjoyed that you are with us again.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:18pm
OMG I know. I hope whoever has it spills everything. Imagine...they are probably sitting on a couch right now laughing their arses off!
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Hey to James...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
Hot. Thievery is our specialty;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
"Dear John, be sure to wear the blonde wig, makeup and frilly pink dress with the ass cut out. Be sure to scream, 'Oh you strong manly man, you're so BIG!' at least three times. Tommygirl."
"J u l00k so sxy w/o teh glu-on. Can i rub ur hed?
<3Tc"
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:11pm.
The person that has it is probably making Katie do endless backflips.
I am cracking up, picturing that!
Last March, the hub and I went to St. Pete's Beach for a little vacay. Our first night there, he lost his new cell phone, probably at the beach bar.
The next morning there's an obscene message on my cell, supposedly from the hub. This creep who found it called every number on the phone. He called my mother in law with an obscene phone call. He called my husband's BOSS at 3:00 am to suggest they get together and find some broads and blow! What a frickin' mess that was! I obviously had no sexy times on that vacay.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
James Haven ~ what's Brangelina getting you for Xmas?
Mel Tang....just the pictures TommyGirl has stored in the Blackberry are GOLD.
I imagine he's got a couple of naked pix of him and Gayvolta.
Wouldn't TG have all that shit under a major secret code though? You know he wouldn't just leave that around.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:05pm.
The text messages alone would be gold and the numbers that perv must have stored in there,my god!I want it!
LMAO! I know. It's like hitting the mega million jackpot on the scratchers. I just got the chills thinking what could be on there!!!
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:12pm.
Evening Stock Broker! Good to see you. James Haven is just relaxing in the "D". Even with all the Tomfoolery going on in here, it's still calmer then living with these crazy kids. Go figure.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Ten bucks says his BB wallpaper is a pic of Danny Zuko.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Please let the finder be ballsy enough to post that shit. OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!!!!!
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson
Hey James Haven....how the hell are you!
On Topic: Whoever in Toronto has TommyGirl's Blackberry, be sure to post what you find on DListed. We pay top $$.
Damn that there is gold. Sheet, if only.
The person that has it is probably making Katie do endless backflips.
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Waiting for the Dlisted version of Monopoly.
I hate Monopoly, I'm always in jail.
Why has the song "Dangerzone" from Top Gun been swirling in my head from the moment I read this post? I've never even seen that movie. I much preferred his epic film "Cocktail." Yes, I aspired to be a slut who bangs random bartenders, even as a child.
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Well he better get a grip on her soon, shes been left alone for one day and already has a cold sore. Little tramp can not be left alone one minute, control that wench
hahhaha
Someone has hit the jackpot in Toronto. Damn all the wicked things I would do if i had his remote wife controller(aka his black berry)
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
The text messages alone would be gold and the numbers that perv must have stored in there,my god!I want it!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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when are we going to hear that he died in an accident?
He wants it back because it contains his body-snatching mind control chip.
And he hasn't completed programming Suri yet.
I wonder how many "male escort service" phone numbers are on there? And I bet you it smells like unwashed/gerbil ass.
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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.
Just another "cleaning-the-curtains-while naked-slipped-and-fell-on-my-Blackberry" story soon to be released by TC's PR agent...
If that Blackberry gets in the wrong hands (ie Oprah) it will be curtains for Sir Tommy! Trust.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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THE ONLY THING IT SAYS IS..."DON'T FORGET TO GET BOWL TO PUT OVER KATIE'S HEAD FOR HER HAIRCUT"...
It probably holds the combination to Revolta's panties.
I elect myself to scan Ebay and see if anyone is selling it and let you know, MK. It's worth a Xenu's ransom, I wager...!
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