Wednesday, December 10th 2008
WANTED: Tommy's Blackberry
Tommy Girl was in Toronto promoting that soon-to-be epic flop Valkyrie and he seems to have lost the device he uses to control Stepford Katie's hard drive: his Blackberry. Tommy did an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada and shortly after he fluttered off, his slaves called to see if he had left it. Shinan Govani, a columnist for the National Post, said, "A search was done, but, nada. So, basically, someone in Toronto has Top Gun's crackberry."
Crackberry? That's exactly what happened. Tommy probably sat on it and his hungry hole swallowed it up in one gulp. Tommy's wondering why his ass is quivering so much lately. He figured Xenu was just flirting with him again.
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dementia, yeah im not tolerant towards organized religion. They caused the world way too much suffering...
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Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Uh, oh! Somebody will find all the sexay times texts messages Tommy sent to David Miscavidge, his cult-leader boyfriend.
Tommygirl's crackberry contains text messages he sent to Johnny Queen. Whoever has it must sell all of the contents as the public needs to know.
Am I the only one who finds it strange that Tommy's berry has reportedly disappeared right around the time when his next "epic" is about to release?
Hmmmmm! coincidence?
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Goodness...why and when the hair plugs Tommy?
Crackberry! oh c'mon!
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I have a sinking feeling that this is a scam. Someone as controlling as the prince of Xenu would not have let this out of his sight or have a trusted assistant to carry it. When it gets ‘discovered’ it will be full of hawt messages to Katiebot, manly let’s have a beer and watch motor racing ones to John and not a bloody trace of Xenu. Shame really.
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I'm going to the mall today to sit on Santa's lap and ask for a CrackBerry info leak for Christmas.
This just has to be real!
Off topic: Why the fuck isn't Santa in Firefox's built in spellchecker? That's harsh!
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Dick happens! - MK
CandyPerfumeGirl, it's so nice to see that you're open about your religious bigotry and hatred. You can worship a pack of gum and kill people in your religion's name (as Scienobots do), just so long as you aren't any stripe of Christian!
Seriously, you fail at the "be tolerant" speech.
This reeks of publicity stunt. Gee..I wonder if his blackberry's contents will magically turn up on the internet somewhere...much to Tom's horror of course.
He looks great! I dont care he is in scientology - as long as he isnt christian and thinks jesus is the lord - he can worship as many aliens as he wants. He looks like he only aged 5 years and not about 23 from Top Gun...I actually respect him more than a lot of these cheap men-whores of hollywood who have no class...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Pearly!, peaches! anyone else James Haven has missed~
SmOOches and goodnight!
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:53pm.
I hope that Blackberry has a Tommy Girl power-off code. Don't think I've ever wanted a famewhore to disappear forever so badly.
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Compared to Brangelina, He HAS dissapeared!!! He's actually quite tolerable compared to them!!!! At least he knows he gone done and fucked up back when he want batshit!
i always give credit to those who can agknowledge when they made a mistake!! Tommy Girl isn't as big a narcissist as Brange is!! He knows how people feel about him, and he seems to understand it too. I have to hand it to him for that. He definatly wants a second chance from people, but at least he knows he NEEDS one!!!
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I hope that Blackberry has a Tommy Girl power-off code. Don't think I've ever wanted a famewhore to disappear forever so badly.
who ever has tommy's blackberry may have access to the secret powers of xenu...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by iHeartHaters: "Ten bucks says his BB wallpaper is a pic of Danny Zuko."
This made me laugh so hard!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:17pm.
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HAHAHA!!!
Submitted by M.E.: "My poor boss ... went to a water park with his kid. Put the phone down on the bench..."
No offense to your boss, but why did he bring his phone to a WATER park? Was it water-proof? That's like bringing Dunkin Donuts to Kirstie Alley's house and expecting them to be okay.
please let this be true
Crazy manisfest itself in the in the eyes and facial mannerisms....like. the.chestier. cat.
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WHO THE F IS MOUSE AND HOW DID IT GET LOLO BANNED?
....it's teeth are croocked.....The Troll's mouth is off kilter which is a good sign that his philosophy is OFF centre.........crazy is lurking close by!
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oh yes it is my right!!!
If there is a just and loving God.....
Please let the thief forward all the home made porn vid and pixs to MK. What a scoop that would be. Little Gay Crazy and John Revolta mugging for the camera, greased up like to little pigs.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
I think he dropped it at My Boyfriend George Stroumbouloupolis' show. I'll be willing to rifle through George's pockets to look for it.
shucks, they found it
Imagine the GOLD in that thing? All the hot txts between him and scientologists. Never been to Canada, but I'm a little jeal of those bad boys right now.
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HAHA next best thing!
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To be honest, I think that gets you an Xmas card.
has anyone checked craigslist in toronto to see if a bb is for sale?
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what gets a slut banned?***I don't know, but I'll try. Hey! Michael K. sucks green slimy donkey dicks!
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To be honest, I think that gets you an Xmas card.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:38pm.
Thank you! Thank you!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:24pm
YOU MOST CERTAINLY FUCKING MAY YOU, WELL, YOU.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:23pm.
I am SO hoping whoever has Tommygirl's Crackberry is immune to bribery and is great with technology and posts the shit out of the contents online. Pleeeeeeeeeeez!
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Ha ha ha... *sings "All I Want For Christmas*
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:53pm.
JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON.
Charles Manson, if I ever decide to change my siggie, can I borrow that? It's brilliant!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I am SO hoping whoever has Tommygirl's Crackberry is immune to bribery and is great with technology and posts the shit out of the contents online. Pleeeeeeeeeeez! I will leave the JJ loons alone if I can just have this one thing!
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
I was waiting all day for you to comment on this shit. The wait was worth it.
MK.. you name is on there what you talkin about ?
JH~
Good to see you too! Im getting my son's loot online for Christmas, so I'll catch you next time.
My mom wants a shitload of that greasy red crap night cream. Ill catch up with you later with my order~ You're my fav hor besides, MK, Thorny, JIM, Sheeps, ect. Bwahahaha! I kid, I kid...
xoxoxox
BB
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
it wouldn't be shocking if they found gay pics on it
oooooooo!!!! must know what is on it!!
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OH! I would love to see what's on that blackberry...Probably love text from Travolta and Will Smith.
Crackberry busted by his crackcherry. Nice.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:52pm.
BB! SmOOches! James Haven pops in now and then to see his favorite Bitches! Good to see you!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Why does he need a Blackberry? I thought his cult gave him Supah Powers.
TOM LOOKS LIKE HE IS FUCKING POSSESSED. LIKE HE HAS A GODDAMN DEMON OR POLTERGEIST. GODDAMN HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RABID DOG. JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON.
JAMES HAVEN! Where the HELL has your pink ASS been? And of course, Im doing a drive by and dont have time to chat!
You better have a damn good excuse!
Ive missed you, hor!
xoxoxoxo,
BB
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Good tommy will finally be outed! Please release those email's and photos of him and will smith. How You Doin. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
paris herpes, I know. That is why it's knick named a crackberry. LOL.
I had a point in my rant, but I lost it midway.
Damned blondeness.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:22pm.
SmOOches Momus! James Haven has been busy with his MaryKay business, watching those crazy kids and trying to get his acting career off and running.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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M.E., a Blackberry isn't JUST a cell phone! It's a WAY OF LIFE...by order of Xenu of course...how else is he supposed to keep in touch...? Also, it's a great portable planner! (I hear, I don't have one either...)
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:20pm.
James Haven ~ what's Brangelina getting you for Xmas?
--------------------------------------------------James Haven has spent way too much time in here today and has neglected his duties.
Anyhoo - to answer your question, Angie usually sends James Haven on a vacation. But since their are two new kids to take care of, James Haven fears he will not be getting his annual vacay.
Brad usually gets James Haven socks. Plain. White. Socks.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 6:25pm.
Manimal, in the words of Jennifer Anniston, that guy was so "uncool"! I put the malocchia, (the evil eye), on him, wishing him 3rd degree sunburn and crabs!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Are there pics of Katie dancing in the streets of New York now that she has control of her own mind?
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