Wednesday, December 10th 2008
Lisa Ling Better Step Off
I see what's going on here and I'm not about it. Lisa Ling is trying to get a little sugar from Mah Boo. Yeah, I know she's married to some hot doctor-type, but no one can resists the charms of the Silver Fox! Wait. If I put on a black wig and a black dress, I might be able to pass as Lisa Ling. Then Mah Boo will finally grant me a hug instead of sending security after me!!
Anyway, here's that dreamwrecker Lisa Ling trying to get on Mah Boo at some CNN even last night. I also threw in a picture of Lisa with the beautiful and talented Cindy Adams! Peta is going to get shit for mistaking her wig for a dead animal and throwing flour all over her face. That was wrong of them.
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QUICK!!!! MK's Boo is Regis and Kelley right now!
Aww so cute in the last two photos.The old cow in the background in the last photo ruins it though.
Nice happiness on her face:)
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Lisa Ling can sample this soul pole anytime.
Cindy Adams stole Ronald McDonald's makeup kit.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Anyone remember Lisa Ling and the sliver Fox on Channel One??? Middle School TV Broadcast???
MK, all I can say is.. you have some goodass taste.
Look at that shameless hussy rubbin' her slut all over MK's boo! DISRESPECTFUL, I say! That's MK's boo and no one else's and that Lisa whore better RAY-CO-NIZE and get her man stealin' hands off MK's boo or I'm a gonna hafta cut a bitch and have some moo-shoo-whore for dinner tonight...Okaaay? Man stealin' skank!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I wrote a little HAIKU (haik-who?) in his honor
Silver Fox
Your Wisdom Beats my Heart
Anderson
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Lisa Ling gets my vote for the most boring person award. She is right up there with Cindy Crawford. Those two could bore me to death!
Cindy Adams (loved her gossip back inthe day) look frightful. Apparently she doesn't have friends because someone should of told her that the wig look.......um, no.
CTHU @ your "seething jealousy" of Lisa Ling/Mah Boo.
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Schandenfraude
Lisa Ling Better Step Off
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Ha! Especially today. She gwan get cut.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
ACoop is one gay dude that I'm quite sure I could turn straight. I know that's what Lisa Ling was trying to do. Just one more thing on her pre-marriage Bucket List. I'm on to her.
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"Don't think I won't remember what your front steps look like."
- Theodore Bagwell
oh, Mah Boo...how we loves you.
you betta' watch the fuck out, Lisa Ding-a-Ling! oh HELL NO SHE DIIIIIN'T!
Look how happy she is! I would be that happy too:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Y'all are so wrong for calling Coopoopie Mah Boo!!@ LMAO..
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 5:21pm.
I would never ignore you. Your avie looks so cute in that bunny outfit.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Isn't that the same face J-Lo was making at that premiere earlier this week??? Middle picture, second row. It works for both of them equally. hehehe.
Fuck! Cindy Adams has been going to the same plastic surgeon as Katherine Helmond in "Brazil"!
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2067927/2134291/2137146/060323_DVD_B...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 5:16pm.
I just read a little of that Brit post and I am so confused. The gays are apparently bitter, someone got banned and everyone hates everyone else. I think I'm going to go do my volunteer duty and suck some cock. That is if I can pull myself away from Dlisted long enough.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Cindy is looking very bad but Cooper is all hotness!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Hahahah
Damn, LAnderson, yer boo looks sharp! nice
and Lisa's dress is cute. That's all
Come back Lolo!!!!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by Richiegay on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 5:19pm.
Hey! My sister and bro-in-law goe to Drexel. You have some real nice houses down there.
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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.
Why would LoLo be banned that bitch is funnay!
hmmmm....this is very fishy very fishy indeed I know of a few people who should be banned but why Lolo.....
and thanks for not ignoring me Farrah and Momus *kissy kissy*
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Happy Holidays
"Ah the memories of when I was an ugly pre-teen and watching Channel One in the morning during homeroom..... these two were my FAVORITES and they are both so flippin HOT....
everyone who had to sit thru that damn news show in school knows what I'm talking about!!"
I used to LOVE LOVE LOVE Channel ONE!!! Anderson Cooper even had silver hair then! And Lisa Ling came to speak at my school once. It was an honor to meet her. It seems very few people know about their pasts at Channel One though. Haha! I'm so glad that bitch Serena Altschul never made it to nothing but a couple of MTV news rants...
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 5:09pm.
g'night sex hookers
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nite, sexay. We'll fix Lo's problem soon. ♥
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
My local morning show interviewed them this morning about the Planet in Peril.
Anderson said swimming with the sharks gave him more grey hairs!
You could tell the morning show hosts were excited to be talking to 'big time' stars. LMAO
In my experience(lol)dating on the social register can be a bit scary. Many privledged people (and they all seem to have horse dicks)families, as in Dupont, Biddle, Vanderbilt(?)etc sexy times can be a bit eccentric at best and real scary but what evs , I live in an area called the mainline in Phila. Muffy Buffy Missy you know Bryn Mawr, Villanova, Univ of Penn, Drexel (another old family) Temple for the prols. But I guess what i'm saying is "Your Boo' prolly wants all sort of noxious no no hole pleasures. Come to think of it you two are not such an odd couple?
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 5:16pm.
I dont want to start crap in this threat so feel free to ignore me
buuut what is with all the drama going on in the brit post?
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big misunderstanding. Lolo says she's banned, MK says she's not.
Methinks i gotta go and fix Lolo's puter.
PS: i will nevah ignore you!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 5:16pm.
The tweeny Britaloonies have finally discovered dlisted.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by KelleyB. on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 5:01pm.
I don't read PH all that often, but the last couple of times I've been there I have noticed he's really trying hard to be like MK. It reminds me of that one kid everyone knew in junior high who just always morphed into whoever he was friends with.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
I dont want to start crap in this threat so feel free to ignore me
buuut what is with all the drama going on in the brit post?
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Happy Holidays
MK, you are just talking the talk, but did you ever walked the walk? Did you ever go to the CNN office in NYC and try to stalk Mah Boo? Did you ever send him your nude pictures like that twit Vanessa Hudgens sent to her BF? Did you ever ?
Unless I see your mug shot on Dlisted cuz you stalked+dry humped Mah Boo, I will not believe you truly lust after him.
MK, do something, DO Mah Boo.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:59pm.
Mah Boo and Lisa also did The Planet in Peril series for CNN, it's on tomorrow night at 9pm.
But still, I WILL SHANK YOU LISA!!!
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Let me know if you need a lawyer. You would be acquitted since so many dlisters will give you an alibi.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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g'night sex hookers,
let's all try to figure out a way to get Lo unbanned, I mean if we alllll petition MK maybe he will relent. Maybe we should go on strike, anyway, enjoy your evening everyone ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:59pm.
Mah Boo and Lisa also did The Planet in Peril series for CNN, it's on tomorrow night at 9pm.
But still, I WILL SHANK YOU LISA!!!
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*handing LA new, extra sharp shank*
kill her.
just for being in the same room with YER BOO!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
ME SO HORNY. ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME. FIVE DOLLARS FOR ALL OF US? NO! EACH YOU FIVE DOLLA.
Anderson's eyes are sportin' some baggage. Michael K, did you keep him up all night?
LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 5:02pm
*smooch*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:54pm.
BACK OFF LISA!!!!
MAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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It's ok dear, I'm pretty sure all they'd ever get up to is sword fighting.
I just have to say that not only is the chubby gossip blogger whose initials are PH is not only using the expression "sexy times" like MK but is also using "lie-telling". WTF?
Boo on the two old folks and Risa Ring, I think I see Carol Alt in the background.
Mah Boo and Lisa also did The Planet in Peril series for CNN, it's on tomorrow night at 9pm.
But still, I WILL SHANK YOU LISA!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Lol Flatsy, I don't know. I'm not a gambler, but...
Lisa Ling looks much prettier than I remember her being on The View. Lisa and Anderson are probably so chummy because they both used to be on Channel One News (not sure if it was at the same time, though).
Lisa, STEP OFF of MK's MAN!!!!!!
Anderson Cooper is a hot piece..I'm in so much denial about his sexuality...I don't give a f***! Give me five minutes in a room with that gray headed fox and I betcha he won't be gay no more...but he's not gay, so it doesnt matter..=)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
MK ain't kidding. That old woman went Full Kabuki.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
BACK OFF LISA!!!!
MAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:52pm
She likes the drinkie?
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She's flat and that's that!
Cindy Adams is a stupid fucking whore. What NYC gossip doyenne, known for being a brute and a raging alcoholic, has an exceedingly annoying writing style, matched only by her lame gossip items, bad wigs, and overinflated ego?
Only in New York, kids, only in New York...