Lauri Waring Used To Look Normal
SPOILER ALERT! Lauri Waring bid farewell to The Real Housewives of Orange County on last night's episode because the bright lights were melting her face. No. Lauri's son was sentenced to 8-months in the clink for being a heroin-head, so she wants to spend all her time with her family. The shitty thing is that Lauri didn't have a proper goodbye. I was hoping they'd have a dinner where all the housewives would start fighting, but that didn't happen. During her final segment, they did show some hot pictures of Lauri back in the day. My mom had like ten million of those heirloom chokers from Charlotte Russe.
Lauri used to sort-of look like Laura Dern but now she looks like a microwaved Madame with too much bootleg botox in her face. Anyway, I'll miss that Shrinky Dink face.
While I enjoyed seeing Vicki's menopausal crotch attack Tamra's husband on a boat last night, the housewives needed to fight more. They almost never bitch each other out! Are they afraid that if they get too angry their implants will pop? Or their botoxed faces will explode? I need a cougar fight!
In other sad OC Housewives news, you might have heard but Gretchen's sugar daddy passed away back in September. He died before they could get married. Battle for the will!
Below is Lauri's goodbye filled with botoxed tears:
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I hate to see her go...I've always liked Lauri. The cunt that NEEDS to go is Vicki! And whatever happened to Quinn?
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Agreed. Did you happen to notice how she went on about how great her life is now? And, oh yeah, her son happens to be battling heroin. But no need for that to spoil her fun. She would've been a helluva lot more broken hearted if George left her.
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It's pretty obvious that Josh is not Lauri's priority. I am open to the idea that many children do drugs for a whole host of reasons that do not always have to do with lacking love and support from a parent. There could be outside influences as well, but when a kid is as neglected as Josh, it's no wonder. Love and care doesn't guarantee your kid will be drug-free, but being neglectful of them is a pretty good bet they will dabble. It's not because Josh is on drugs that we know Lauri is emotionally neglectful. It's because Lauri obviously cares more about her romantic life than her son's well-being.
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LOL. I am speechless from your post. Almost. You like that Tamra got out handcuffs? Ugh, I hate couples that feel the need to show off that they "get it oooonnn". Please. Simon hates her. And she looks old as fuck. It's like these women don't realize that the surgery makes them look OLDER.
Good for Gretchen that she got something? Yeah, she worked really hard for it. And I could tell she worked her butt off to take care of him when she felt the need to tell HIS daughter to get a job! (Just 'cause she's with him doesn't give her the right to train his children who are older than 5)
As far as Vicki not getting a hug from Don at the table? OMG. How stupid could Tamra be? She thinks if he hugged her at the table, everything would be solved? And that people will just hug b/c she said it and that's what couples do if they want a Kodak moment? Stupid, insincere, shallow showing of affection is not genuine, true love. I love my boyfriend, but if someone told me to hug him on command, I don't know if I'de do it. I can tell you Tamra doesn't seem to get much genuine affection. Love, and even romance, is more than a Valentine's card like these women seem to think.
Vicki obviously needs to treat Don better and give the man what he really wants. Take him to Mexico and get him a tranny with a strap-on. It's so what don has been wanting.
This is called shutting the barn door after the horse escapes. Why didn't she spend a little more time with them before instead of at the club, at the spa, shopping, at the salon, lunching, etc.
Take a lesson from this, all you "Real Housewives" types!
it kinda of sucks she is gone from the show...she was my favorite housewife.
I am tired of Vicki's horsey face. Count to ten Vicki...one hoof, two hoof. I think she might have an alcohol problem. And Lauri has to be the worst mother ever.
The son reminds me of the littlest Family Ties kid:
http://www.insidesocal.com/crime&courts/bonsallbad.jpg
he had his share of troubles too I guess...
I see absolutely no difference in the amount of needles that her son sticks in his arm and the number that she sticks in her face.
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Exercising pointless futility.
In the old picture, Lauri looks like she could be Kim's (Housewives-Atlanta) sister.
Lauris face is about 2 feet longer now.
and the difference is OC trashes then apologizes.zzzzzzzzzzz |)
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Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:21pm.
I actually felt a lil bad for her that they all were begging Don to give her a hug and he did NOT. :(
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because 90% of the time she treats him like CRAP!!! last night she tells him he's not allowed to go on vacations with her? wasn't ALLOWED to go to mexico with the family? as long as i have watched the show she has treated him worse than the family dog ...
and now she cries that he's not giving her attention?? omg i cannot STAND her ....
as far as Lauri ~ i have a son who is an addict, who went to prison, who got beat up badly on more than one occasion, who got out of prison, who went back to using, and is going back to prison on a parole violation. as a parent .. it's tough to see your kids deal with this kind of thing. my heart goes out to her.
what happened to Quinn?
Gretchen's man died? is she still on the show?
The kid on the horse is fug! She'll be a plastic bunny like her mother!
Lauri used to sort-of look like Laura Dern but now she looks like a microwaved Madame with too much bootleg botox in her face.
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haven't watched this in a while. What's happening with the NYC ladies? I wonder what brilliance Simon and whatsername's kids are exhibiting these days? And I miss that really crazy one.... Rhonda? The one who ditched everyone at the dinner party? The stage mom? I think her name was Rhonda.
RAMONA!!!
Haha! I thought it was Kim too!
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When I saw her old pics, I gasped. I could not believe she would let those out and ruin the
facade. If she ran into her old self, she would cut that bitch with her black AMEX and run.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Picking on him, beating him in jail!?!? He's going to get but fucked in jail and really cum out. Hello get clue, your son is gay. He sounds gay and almost has a lisp. He's coping with his feelings he said last night from another time he was on the show.
Good for Gretchen he left her a settlement. I wonder if had purchased a home for her before he passed?
The droopy dog looking lady, can she be creative with her husband. I love the lady that brought out the handcuffs and had a quickie before dinner. Droopy dog lady needs a good fuck and a good smack on the face with a 10 inch size cock to make her feel like a woman.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Dont' watch
Don't care
@Missy nice to see pipe man again now I can stalks u proper
Addiction is the debil for reals an no one deserves that kind of hell!
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hAHAHAHAHAHA I thought this was Kim from Housewives of atlanta
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WTH??? How much has she spent to get that plastic face?? This is why the kids look nothing like her.
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OMG... Lauri??? She looks like a completey different person! I knew when they showed those old photos that SOMEONE would post the stills! What was she thinking!
Poor Lauri..it's not her fault that her son is a heroin addicted D-Bag..but it is her fault that the only thing that moves on her face is her platapus lips. Seriously, she should just stop trying to cry..nothing is coming out of that Botox concrete "face" of hers. Her tear ducts, as MK would say,"quit that bitch" a long time ago.
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Laurie got what she was looking for (rich new husband) so she doesn't need the show anymore.
Gretchen is rumored to have gotten a hefty insurance company payment, so there is no need to battle over the will.
Hard to believe the healthy looking little boy grew up to be Josh. Hopefully he'll recover, in spite of his mom.
Yeah Lauri. You can't get back all those years you were getting facelifts and botox injections, while your son needed you.
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I don't give a fuck about her wax face BUT... any mama who has to worry about their son/kid/etc.. nightmare. Mr. Putas and I both had functioning alkie (not violent but def. a problem..) parents and we hope not to have our kid experience that. Noooo. It's always your baby no matter what.
I do not watch this so- did she divorce her son's dad and remarry a rich dude? That why she looks different? Not just her hair and makeup but it's like her face was restructured!
Hope the boy gets his head straight and gets well
I felt bad for Vicki, I dont know but I get a gay vibe from her husband.
Who wants to break the news to MK that no one who is on any faux-reality show is normal or ever was normal?
Their brand of crazy vanity is genetic.
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I usually agree with you, MK, but not this time.
Lauri looks much better NOW. Before...uh-uh. No good.
I'm sorry her son's on the spike. Maybe time in the can will give him the desire to stay clean and sober.
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As far as I'm concerned, the hot Housewhores of the OC are the only ones worthy of a show. I love Laurie and her immobile face! Seriously though, I feel bad for her and at least she is addressing Josh's issues instead of stashing him somewhere, like many celeb families do.
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She went from looking like a trailer park momma on Sunday into a crossdressing hairstylist! My computer speaker is fucked up and it slows down the sound into a lower register.
Oh look is Joan Van Ark's twin.
Athina on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:25pm.
She's one hell of a good gold digger
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holy shit. seriously!
i was so sad for this family last night.
addiction is a bitch.
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"bootleg botox" lol I'm disappointed in Gretchen. Kelsey Grammer's wife would have married his a** in the hospital.
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She's one hell of a good gold digger. She went from "mall rat" with that cheezy ass 80's hair and huge honker of a nose to a full-out gold-digging, botoxed, rhinoplastied slutbag. She doesn't want to do the show anymore because her family will not portrayed in a positive light. Neither will she. Never liked this shallow bitch. Glad she's gone.
Damn!She really did look like Laura Dern,right down to the hair!Her son looks like he is wearing a yamaka,don't know what's up with his hair.She looks pretty bad now but I rarely see a face that has had good plastic surgery,people should just avoid hacking up their faces,yikes!
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Bye Bitch!!
I know Vicki so wanted to fuck Tamara's husband, I actually felt a lil bad for her that they all were begging Don to give her a hug and he did NOT.
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i highly doubt this was the real reason Lauri left--she's really getting a full body makeover and will come back as a totally different character next season. when has it ever been about anyone other than lauri?!
jesus god she is HIDEOUS!!!
Exponentially more frightening than Lauri's garish makeup and tacky hair is the oh-so-frosted and oh-so-90's do on that 7-year-old kid. I'm guessing that back then, his styling product of choice was MOUSSE, hahahahaha....
MK I love you. You have one of the best sites on the interwebs. But...really?
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she looks totes different!! she reminds me of one of those puppets that sit on your lap and you move their mouth, you know the onessss!
and you know that biotch gretchen was waiting for her pepaw to kick the bucket...poor guy.
*ho hum*
The whole no tv thing totally ruins these posts. Somebody fill me in? Is Orange County as awesome (presumably) as Atlanta?
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i was just about to watch rh on my tivo! hmm, kinda sad lauri's gonna be gone.
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