Wednesday, December 10th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Celine Dion looks like she's going to vag-fart those chonies right off! - Hollywood Tuna
Angie Jo is eating yams, because she wants more babies - IDLYITW
Jessica Simpson & Ken Paves eat out. The visuals from that sentence have ruined my day - Just Jared
Hilary Duff is a titty cutter. Ha. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
The newest Bond girl forgot to wear clothes - Egotastic!
Angie and Clint are totally doing it - Lainey Gossip
Pamela Anderson has never looked better - Hollywood Rag
Tommy Girl with a lightsaber - Cityrag
Larva with lipstick - Towleroad
JON HAMM!!!.....and some other people too - Popsugar
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That old, odd, French singer needs a longer dress.
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
and yes! to jon hamm...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
pammy should insist all her pictures be taken this way...it's the hottest she's looked in years...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
if I had to choose 1 person to DESPISE...it would be Celine. She's a fuggggggggly, no talent, deformed, entitled prima donna. DIE BITCH!
===Jon Hamm is hot!
Don't believe a word of it bitches! Angie is not going to have more twins. She is going to adopt two more babies and then James Haven is going into the witness protection cause he's had enough!
As for the wedding? Well James Haven will know about it since he will be her Maid er Best Man! Not to mention he will be doing the makeup and calling the caterer!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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god, jon hamm looks good. a three piece suit? yes please. i can't believe i'm actually going to sit through the day the earth stood still just to hear him deliver 12 lines of dialogue. but i am.
This isnt funny BUT I was told by my doctor that I could only have 3 c-sections. Some doctors say 4 but there is a limit on c-sections. So there is a limit on how many times AJ can get pregnant.
Besides that she is always going on about loving pregnancy and being a mother blah blah blah why didnt she squeeze them out of her vajay-jay?
*I call bullshit on all these Brangelina pregnancy rumors. I know Angie is batshit crazy, but no one in their right mind would try getting pregnant this soon after having given birth, & no physician in their right mind would aid someone in doing it. I don't care how much they're paying them. Either the tabloids are making this shit up to sell magazines, or Brangelina themselves are making this shit up to keep the media spotlight on them.
*Pam Anderson looks really good in photo negatives. Too bad she can't look that good after the pics develop.
*That animal video is indeed hpynotic. For some strange reason watching animals with lipstick sing in a British accent really relaxes me.
*And damn John Hamm is FINE! I wasn't going to see that film based on principle (the same way I've never bothered to watch the shitfest that is "I Am Legend"), but after finding out he's in it I might change my mind. The key word being "might".
Yeah, when I had my baby I wanted to have a million kids. If AJ just lets them all grow up out of diapers that feeling will go away. Trust.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Hot off the press: "Angie throws Brad under the bus to get a piece of Clint. Clint has admitted to fucking Angie while Brad watched and played slap and tickle with Ben Affleck. Brad acknowledged that he feels a sense of release now that he is out and can publicly proclaim his love for Ben".
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:22pm.
i figured it out! the only way AJ & BP stay on top of the radar- We're getting Married! no, we're not! We're having TWINS! no we're not! Ok, so we're THINKIN about adopting! no we're no!
ught- these two!!
Just confirms What they wrote in the NY Times!!! obviously she makes up this shit for publicity!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Pamela Anderson is dating Stephen Dorff again? Stephen why would you do that?!Gross!
Amen, Sister. I didn't think he could actually do it with her since he's gay and all. I bet they just hang out & snort coke & vent.
Tommy Girl with a lightsaber-That doesn't look like Tommy to me
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thats a still pic from the color of money with a light sabre photoshopped on his cue. im sick at my stomach because i know this :/
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Whever I see Celine's name I always hear Kathy Griffin in my head going, "seh-LEEN Deee-OOOOH!"
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Actually thought that was Britney for a second when I saw this picture. The shoulder area particularly looks like the new and slim Cheetoling.
Celine Dion has got to be one of the ugliest chicks ever
Jessica Simpson is getting to many lip injections
Angie looked bad in those photos,really bad
Pamela Anderson is dating Stephen Dorff again? Stephen why would you do that?!Gross!
Tommy Girl with a lightsaber-That doesn't look like Tommy to me
Larva singing was the creepiest thing I have seen all day and I see lots of creepy stuff.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Celine looks like a rabbit with rabies.
Why must Jessica Simpson talk and sing? She would be the perfect woman if one of her plastic surgeons would remove her vocal cords.
Celine Dion is a complete dork and I don't like her music. I can't hate on her, though, because I think she's real with a good heart.
I hope Jessica cooks dinner better than she sings.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Besides I look damn good being a dork... librarian glasses! Where art thou?
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:57pm.
But I did... I must put up with my own grammar mistakes. I'm too polite to become a grammar nazi because I don't want to piss people off, but I must lead by example!
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:52pm.
hehehehe your a dork..I didnt even catch that
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Happy Holidays
Dear Jon Hamm -
Come to mama.
Love,
LA
Sincere apologies for the "upskirts is". It should be "upskirts ARE". And I'm educating today's youth? Shit.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
i think there's something wrong with celine, you know, up there...i wonder what shit she does? always too perky...and not in a good way...more on the annoying way...
Mrs. G: upskirts is like watching the snatch porn that you can find online. The difference is that the stars of the upskirt are unwilling and dudes can totally now imagine putting their schlongs where they don't belong... instead of putting porno polly's snatch on Britbrit's body. Which is probably an improvement, but I won't go there.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
what so fun about upskirt shots? I dont get it
oh and I love Celine Dion!
That story on the drunken stepfather was creepy
and will people shut up about brangelina already
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Happy Holidays
Shitney does it better Celine.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I can't stop laughing at this pic. Whew!
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"Peace out, y'all!" -Al Gore
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:35pm.
Hmm, I've never thought about it. I gotta hear the song again. The only part I remember is "A new day, oooooo-wooo" lol.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
I know this isn't caption this, but it looks like
She is going to take a wicked bite out of a carrot
or
This is "Oh, me so horny" the Canadian old chick addition.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:32pm.
Was it me, as an unschooled Dion critic, or did "A New Day" or one of her "new" songs sound like a boy band put out? I'm thinking Backstreet Boys. I'm thinking "Don't tell me that that's the way it is."
Just musing out loud.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Queen o' the Queefs!
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:18pm.
I think Celine just jizzed in her pants.
teehee. "I opened up the window and..."
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
HAHAHA, I loveeeeeeeeeee Celine Dion. She's the original "crazy eyes." If I can be honest, whenever I watch Celine or see a photo of her, I kinda get tingly, but not down there, just all over. It's almost like her crazy rubs off on me a little. I just wanna run around the room and start singing "A NEW DAYYYYYYYYYY, OOOHHHHOOOWWWOOHHAAOOOO"
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Chefcammi, I was thinking the same thing. I looked and said "oh shit" but then breathed a breath of relief when I saw that there were only 12 comments.
In other news, um... I clicked on most of those links and cannot remember a GD one of them.
*ho hum*
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:22pm.
God I hope not that shit is so fuckin inane. And the trolls are in fullforce today too. Don't go into that Britney thread its a fuckin mess.
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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:19pm.
Don't feel bad. I did the same thing. Not even the warning made me stop and wonder why I was clicking it.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
I put glitter on my TITS and my hot latin lover licks it off
i figured it out! the only way AJ & BP stay on top of the radar- We're getting Married! no, we're not! We're having TWINS! no we're not! Ok, so we're THINKIN about adopting! no we're no!
ught- these two!!
is this post thread goig to blow up w/non dlisters again???
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OMG I can't believe I not only went to the Celine link but clicked on the blurred picture, which made it really huge. What the FUCK is wrong with me?
I make one mean-ass Yam pie for Thanksgiving. I could eat the whole thing by myself.
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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.
Oh, those pics of Pammy are PRICELESS. Whats with her and overexposed pics of herself? THat show she had on E was shot all oversexposed too.....she thinks people arent going to notice that her face is melting if they have to squint just to make her out? What a fool...
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Dont go to Law School!!!
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I think Celine just jizzed in her pants.
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
If Clint still has any chance of knocking her crazy ass up, Brad better watch the fuck out.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Dear Santa, You know I don't eat pork, but could I please have a Hamm under my Christmas tree this year? Thankyou.
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wow, I never even think about Nick lashay anymore.that rachael person on the cover of star looks like she's in a concentration camp.
angie, of course more twins! it keeps her in the news!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jaden Smith is super adorable with hist toasty almond complexion. Gorgeous skin.. <-- Kiddie version..
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John Hamm is so fuckable!
Forget about genetics or plain and simple Biology, it's all about old wive's tales for the masses. Yam and orange juice to have twins.. geesh! the ignorance.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
What an awful awful thing to see on here! MK you should be ashamed...and laughing hysterically!
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