Wednesday, December 10th 2008
Now Presenting.... Broccoli Kitten!
This is the part of the day where we watch a kitten playing with broccoli. The white cat on the futon is thinking, "That pussy needs help."
Broccoli Kitten has my vote as the opening act on Spaghetti Cat's world tour.
Thanks Hanna
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Submitted by abbylori on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 2:46pm.
omg thank you for the info!! i wonder why mah kitteh likes avacados so much?? I will stop giving them to him!
snowy - yes I think snakes are the best thing for a hungreh kitteh!! hahahahahhahaa
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Awwww, Brocoli kitty is too cute, I sure hope Spaghetti cat doesn't get TOO Jellis, lol!!
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awww...so cute...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I'm loving the noises and paw gestures he's making. Soo cute.
My Chihuahua who got lost in may (I still mourn for him) used to love all types of fruit. He will go crazy for apples, oranges, grapes, bananas...you name it!
Cute cat....and yeah that white cat is like " Get me out of this house of loons"
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
He's cute, and he says back da fuck up. Stay away from the green.
My Chihuahua loves broccoli too!
Submitted by barelybeagle on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:55pm.
I like the white kitty in the background. It looks like an owl.
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White kitty thinking, "If these two idiot try to mess with me and my food, I'll shank 'em."
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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OMG! I didn't watch it with sound the first time!
DUDE! Don't fuck with that cats broccoli!
A M A Z I N G ! ! !
not competition for Spaghetti Cat but the little sounds and MEWS are freaking adorable and melted my cold, steel heart...
"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
I like the white kitty in the background. It looks like an owl.
That's cute but I would rather see a hamster on a piano eating popcorn.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Funnier than Roomba Cat. My kittens don't touch vegetables. Just ice cream, yogurt, soymilk and potato chips.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
My cat gets up on the kitchen table when my husband is having breakfast and he lets her lick the butter off this toast and drink the milk out of his cereal. My dad has a farm boy mentality of no animals in the house, let alone up on a table. My dad was over one morning a saw my cat and husband sharing the same breakfast and I thought he was going to have a heart attack right on the spot.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
My cat Tink can eat an entire angel food cake by herself. When I make one, we end up fighting over it. I usually lose so it's no wonder she's big enough now to put a major beatdown on Oprah. There's just no teling what kittehs will, or will not, eat. It's a mystery we humans will never unravel.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Kitty is adorable but looks like he needs some ritalin. They need to remake the video; edit out the people, let the other cats have bigger parts and get a camera that doesn't shake.
Thanks Mahaatma. I wrote it down and we're placing our order (with the vet) this Friday. I'm excited. They were cool they offered to let us bring home a sample for him before we bought a huge bag.
Ha ha! Farrah your cat sounds adorable.
Mine is only 3 but he has started getting quirky. He now knocks a few kibbles of food out of his dish on to the floor before eating. He won't eat out of the bowl anymore. Bizarre. I think it's adorable though. Awww kitty OCD!
One cannot make this stuff up.
*Would hate to clean the litter box afterward though.
AWWWWWW. This is just so cute.
Adorable. And's he's getting his vitamins too and keeping his kitteh digestion reg'lar.
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
My Doberman was like that with pickles, of all things.
Sometimes it is just wild what our fur friends dig from the vegetarian side.
WOW that kitten ain't kiddin' when it comes to broccoli! That growling was hilarious! "Just try an' take m' shit! I cut a bitch!" is what * I * heard Brocco-kitten say...
Fucking hippies.
Submitted by putas on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 2:46pm.
Putas! you are not alone! mah kittes are only interested in regular Iams Light cat food. Too bad the fattest kitteh wasn't very pleased with the Royal Canin's OBESITY food. "she just big boned".
She also has a thing for baked goods. Must be because i haz a thing for baked goods!!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
My kitteh loves bananas. He'll come out of hiding whenever I am eating a banana he can smell them from miles away. Awwww kittehs I have to feed it to him too. Brat. He's mah little monkeyh
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
@ putas
...I swear by Hill's Prescription Diet cat food....you must get it at the vet, as it is formulated especially for certain conditions common to cats....my cats have never been healthier or looked better...they make dog food too by the way...please try this stuff - it's amazing...
what a little cutie! so fiesty for broccoli...i had a kitty once who was an olive freak...green & black olives. as soon as he smelled them he would freak out & have to have one & play with it & gnaw & nibble on it & make little sounds. it was very adorable.
Lord Mozart loves his Lactaid (lactose-free) nonfat milk. Whenever I open the fridge, he's under my feet making his demands well known as only a Coonie can.
As for the onions, he licks the Italian dressing off and then swats the rings around until he get bored and leaves them for me to pick up.
He eats the cukes, though.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Missy: last night I let a big snake penetrate mah pussy
Is that ok for mah kitteh?
LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Read this about foods that are good for people but bad for cats. There are things on there that are pretty surprising!
http://www.entirelypets.com/toxicfoods2.html
Also, specifically about avocados:
http://www.catchannel.com/News/november-06/2006-11-09-Avocado-Dangerous-...
as long as the broccoli is not soaked in salt or catnip. . .
Alleycat- WHAT? I take my cat to the vet, make him stay indoors *mean i know.. but I worked at a vet and saw all of the things that happen to outdoor kitties.. so sad, the pones who got into fights, hit by asshole drivers..* and so on but use toxic litter? Where can i get corn meal litter? I changed my cat's litter once from what we always used and he violently protested( i.e threw it around the floor.. gotta love that 'tude) so I lost that one.
Also- cat food- I know the stuff in grocery stores sucks and has filler but what is a good cat food brand then? I believe my cat is the only oddball who will not eat tuna, milk (i know that is not good for kitties but he wouldn't even have a few laps as a treat) and turkey. Very strange. Anyway sorry this is a so long. Sorry if it's boring ha ha/
i luv seeing pet w/ good pet people. adorable kitty, until ya try to take his broccoli away. hiss.
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holy fucking cuteness!!!!
black and white kitties are the BEST!
ALLEYCAT (or anyone else who knows about kitteh stuff):
I have some questions:
I bought litter made from silica gel once. Is that ok for mah kitteh?
I feed him this cat food: http://www.californianaturalpet.com/products/default.asp?id=1338 and give him some chicken, tuna, beef, and avacados a little each week.
Is that ok for mah kitteh?
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How cute are those paws?? Broccoli eating hamster is still number one though because that dumb bitch kept laughing and ruined the whole thing for me, there was no music in the background to drown her out
Kitties and broccoli! A match made in heaven!
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Right?
he's making the cutest little noises while he chows and his little paws are adorable holding the brockwee.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
You could hear the kitty softly growling as he eats the broccoli.. like he's saying "I hate myself for loving you".. lol
I've got two wheatgrass cats, and one of them is a raw tomato and cucumber cat. Plus, they both eat raw turkey and chicken with some added seaweed. That is what cats and dogs should be eating - raw food. Can you imagine eating only dried up nuggets 24/7, no wonder all these cats and dogs have thyroid problems, etc. Plus, no cat should ever eat spaghetti or any grains, they are not supposed to have it in their diet and their poor little organs have to work overtime to help them digest that stuff! The good pet shops will have dry/canned food without any grains, cuz they are just filler. I don't want any animal to suffer if they don't have to, and so many are because of their diet. Also, I buy the corn based litter. Conventional litter is TOXIC! I guess I'll soon have to show the world, and the very irresponsible "caretaker" of spaghetti cat, how my healthy kitties eat wads of wheatgrass outa my hand, in addition to what they can nibble on their own.
"This is the part of the day where we watch a kitten playing with broccoli." Just brilliant.
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I LOVE HIM AND I WANT HIM.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
MEOOOOOOOOW KITTEHS!
My little furballs LURVE lettuce, when I make tacos or whatever they get the left over chopped lettuce.
And french fries, every cat i have ever had loved french fries.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
There is absolutely no way these people aren't stoned out of their gourds.
....pussy AND broccoli???...."you must want something"......hubby's words last night...
i just found a video of you on thanksgiving day...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxNCpsIFLho
Broccoli is the devil's weed. The deep-seated enmity which which I despise it is ashamedly the one thing I have ever had in common with a member of the Bush family. (Well, except Jenna...she seems like she was probably a party slut for awhile. HEART HER.)
Holy crap, Momus!!! I thought one of mine was huge-he only weighs 20 lbs. I about throw my back out when I pick himz up for some lovies!:) His name is Jeffrey Moo Moo COW. He still runs sideways like a horse,(kinda sounds like a herd of elephants when he does).
That girl in the background needs to stop talking about herself. Narcissist. Meanwhile, I wonder if Broccoli Kitteh could be trained to twirl his hind feets like the hamster!
I took my cat to the vet one time because I thought she was dying. It turned out my son had left a huge lump of cheese on a plate in his room and she had eaten the whole thing. Kitteh likes cheese.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Momus- when my pup farts, he gets this shocked looking face like he's been violated or something, and quick turns to smell his butt. To make sure its still there, I guess.
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I keel U, poopoo heds!
fierce broccoli wuv.wow
(soul takes candy away from her 2 kittehs)
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