Our Lady Of Cheetos Is On Top!
There's going to be a big possum cookout in the Spears family backyard today because Brit Brit has the #1 album in the country! Daddy Spears is probably dancing around in his wife beater and singing, "Slap me wif a ho'nee beavah! Mah li'l Cheeto is numbah one!"
Circus sold a little over 500,000 copies in its first week. This gives Brit Brit the second-biggest debut by a chick this year. Taylor Swift has the highest-selling debut. Circus is also on track to become the seventh-biggest debut of 2008.
Brit's tour is also selling out. They've added new dates in London, Los Angeles, New Jersey, Chicago and Toronto.
I tried to buy tickets for this shit, but I'm not taking over $100 from my booze fund to stand the entire time. Now, I like to be up close and personal, but most of the floor area is standing only. I don't know how to stand that long. Sorry. My legs are on a timer. They give out after 30-minutes.
During Brit's possum bbq today, she better give a speech and thank Daddy Spears, the good people at Forest Laboratories and whoever invented lip-synching and auto-tune.
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holy shit ... over 900 comments??? No wonder she is such a success people are absolutely addicted to her.
She's been loony for what? 4 years now? And people still want a piece of her!
I swear they put crack in her music too... I wanted to listen to circus JUST ONCE and then I find myself hitting the repeat button and desiring a copy of her album ...
Her god gifted talent is better than a good voice or good dancing abilities, her god gifted talent is an undeniable amount of x factor.
Even Simon Cowell knows it.
Ok, jussayin' you just gave me my first laugh of the day. Thank you. I LUVS me some Dot.
Browsing the thread...I LOVES you all. Even those I argue with. Honestly. I find the most inane people without any kind of integrity just don't last long here. And that's cool. I'm sad about LoLo but I have faith that MK and the Mods DO care and will figure things out as soon and they can.
For those of you who think we're all nuts cuz we take it so seriously - Sorry. But I think you should know that (I speak only for myself here) part of the glory of this is that it DOESN'T affect us IRL - we can have this weird relationship here and when my bestie gets booted everything in my real life is just the same. It might be harder to concentrate but that goes away. Not like if she were fired from my work or evicted from my building (cuz UGH then I'd have to help her move the bodies), and that I can really LISTEN for a change - IRL things are so fast moving, if I had this many people in a bar i wouldn't be able to get to the end of a sentence with anyone of them and that kinda shit frustrates me to know end. And we play with words (and MK is the Master of all that). To me - that is what it's all about right there . You may not understand and that's ok cuz it's not your life.
LoLo really knows how to play with words. *sigh*
She'll be back - I know it.
Now - as for Britney - you know, I LOVE pop music. Indoctrinated since I was 5 or 6 and I've NEVER left.
I like real music too. I like all kinds of music. I like, and am familiar, with pop music from all over the world. The best is pop music that's also real and includes elements of world music. YUM! It's pretty safe to say I'm a pro;p
Britney's not coming back. I can feel it in my bones.
She is a freak show and o-so-very yesterday - even Jive knows it, they just want their money. They want to appease her ego and drive her into the ground with work cuz they know it's the best way to get rid of her at this point.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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the power of Cheesus is strong indeed that this slag still has a career...
hail Cheesus!
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
menopause?
i pause for no man.
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what gets a slut banned?***I don't know, but I'll try. Hey! Michael K. sucks green slimy donkey dicks!
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To be honest, I think that gets you an Xmas card.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:14am.
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Yeah, I've heard that man. Andropause is a bitch too...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:52am.
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You calling us junkies? WTF m8?
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 1:11am.
Nah, it's just the menopause talking. *hides in random thread*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
oh thank dog the night crew is here.
those daytime sluts are on speed or something!!
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what gets a slut banned?***I don't know, but I'll try. Hey! Michael K. sucks green slimy donkey dicks!
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To be honest, I think that gets you an Xmas card.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:52am.
That was before the acid, things got strange then.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:50am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:44am
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Hahahahahaha that's not a Forum letter that's a really bad acid trip.
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Il pardonn'ra ses caprices
Jusqu'en soixante-dix
Soixant'neuf année érotique
Soixant'neuf année érotique
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:44am.
Hahahahaha! Ahhh yes that old stand-by: The innocent pizza delivery boy who happens into a scene of horrible debauchery....except we need to change the bathroom bit..why would you be bringing pizza into the bathroom..??
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I'm Japanese. One of the girls was dressed as a giant panda and the other two were whipping her with a squid tentacle dipped in strawberry preserves. The weird part was when they got mad that I forgot the anchovies.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:39am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:34am.
I wasn't minding my own business, I was delivering a pizza, and they ordered extra sausage.
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Hahahahaha! Ahhh yes that old stand-by: The innocent pizza delivery boy who happens into a scene of horrible debauchery....except we need to change the bathroom bit..why would you be bringing pizza into the bathroom..??
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Il pardonn'ra ses caprices
Jusqu'en soixante-dix
Soixant'neuf année érotique
Soixant'neuf année érotique
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:34am.
I can readily explain! *passing cash* Did I mention my dad owns a Ruth's Chris Steak House? IN Atlanta?
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
HAHAHAHA!!! Still laughing.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:39am.
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Evidently, you've done this before. HAHAHAHA!! Rum and diets? I hope it was the Screech.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:34am.
I wasn't minding my own business, I was delivering a pizza, and they ordered extra sausage.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:32am.
Yes, but they're all fake except for mine, which totally happened.
OMG! I loved yours! "My neighbor asked me to come over to help set up for his daughter's 18th birthday pool party. As soon as I arrived, he said he had to run to the store for briquets. I hadn't noticed his daughter before, but she was lounging by the pool, in a tiny thong. It was clear she'd already started on the rum and Diets."
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:34am.
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I was the one in the kilt and the lollipop.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:22am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:14am.
Fowl barnyard gossip! (They said they had ID--I should've checked more. That's just "the way it's always been done in Chicago." I misspoke.)
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Yes, well...Mr. Sheeps, I suppose there is no more "scandal" to discuss between us is there? *putting kid gloves back on tiger paws*...Good day Mr. Sheeps...Oh, and I will be keeping these pictures of your "lambs gone wild" barnyard extravaganza I had my investigator take...I do hope we now understand each other....?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:32am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:29am.
Yes, but they're all fake except for mine, which totally happened
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Let me guess....you were minding you own business in a sorority house bathroom when three naked co-eds......
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Il pardonn'ra ses caprices
Jusqu'en soixante-dix
Soixant'neuf année érotique
Soixant'neuf année érotique
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:29am.
Yes, but they're all fake except for mine, which totally happened.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:18am.
JOIN DLISTED FORUM
It's like Penthouse Forum, in that you never thought it would happen to you.
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Is the Forum all those unbelievably dirty letters?
(Just what I've heard, but I figure you'd know, TV hahahahaha)
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Il pardonn'ra ses caprices
Jusqu'en soixante-dix
Soixant'neuf année érotique
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:21am.
Tigerlily:
Only the kids left behind or in the lost and found.
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Where dat is? The DListed lost and found? Hell I get me a chile ta eat, an abandoned umbrella, and maybe a chile to sell to Brangelina...ya know one of them underprivileged kind that ain't so meaty and tasty, but those ho's still like...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
SAVE THE FORUM FUCK A RAPIST.
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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:19am.
heh heh, member
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:14am.
Fowl barnyard gossip! (They said they had ID--I should've checked more. That's just "the way it's always been done in Chicago." I misspoke.)
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
Tigerlily:
Only the kids left behind or in the lost and found.
Surprisingly, or not, I hear it happens a lot.
*scratches Tigers tummy, plays with paws, gets the chinny and whisker cheeks*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:18am.
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BWAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:16am.
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Not only am I the president. I am also a member.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:14am.
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LMAO Love Anderson! You wouldn't say that if you you knew what we usually have for dinner!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
JOIN DLISTED FORUM
It's like Penthouse Forum, in that you never thought it would happen to you.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:14am.
Lory, you're killin' me....hahahahaha
Join The Forum, kids eat free!
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But do I get to eat kids for free or how does that work?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:12am.
JOIN DLISTED'S FORUM TODAY AND GET A FREE SUBSCRIPTION TO PC WORLD.
You're funny. You had me nibblin' there with the Boones Farm but not the PC World. I bet you're not even a forum member.
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
I used to wear hot pants. Then I grew up beyond the age of 14.
Lory, you're killin' me....hahahahaha
Join The Forum, kids eat free!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/11/2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:54pm.
Hmmppff. I recall you telling me "the kids had it coming..."
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That was before I went to rehab....
Jesus, Sheeps, it's not like you haven't been known to graze on some of that "funny grass" and have a few DListed scandals of your own....Oh, don't think those lil' barely legal (if that) lambs haven't talked...Oh, yeah you've Miley Cyrused around the DListed barnyard from what I've heard...I got your woolly lil' number....and can give it to the right mama Ewe at any time, Mr., any time! *tiger side-eye*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
JOIN DLISTED'S FORUM TODAY AND GET A FREE SUBSCRIPTION TO PC WORLD.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:54pm.
Hmmppff. I recall you telling me "the kids had it coming..."
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
I think her high-waisted hotpants are an effort to cover up her complete lack of talent.
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
TODAY AT THE FORUM: LADIES NIGHT. BRING A LUNG PLUS $0,75 AND YOU RECEIVE A BOTTLE OF BOONES FARM.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:35pm.
Umm, Tiger? SFO Zoo? Teenagers? Ring any bells? Part of rehab is acknowledgment of our lapses, then the promise not to repeat them.
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Great Sheeps! Just scare Benji off, why don't you??? I admitted I might have hurt those teenagers...to death, but I didn't kill them! *huff, huff, huff*...
Look, Tatinana did all the bad shit, I was doped up on the nip...You know that. Sock Monkey got a hold of some bad shit and I took it...I don't remember what happened next, just those kids were dead,so was Tatianna and I was covered in blood, with a nice satisfied full tummy, but being carted off to rehab.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love that a Shitlegs post has 800 plus comments. Kinda like the old days--- not that I'm old. Yes I am. *fights off voices*
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:42pm.
Yeah, and the locals are well prepared with snow tires, shovels, and chains, right? Like the Angelenos who end up 100' off the road to Mammoth Mt cuz they didn't realize you can't drive 60 in fallen snow.
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
OMG JAMES HAVEN!
Mary Kay Kisses!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
FREE SHRIMP TACOS AT THE FORUM.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:36pm.
Tigerlily, you crack me up. ♥♥
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No, true story...Oh, hold on... I got another call.It's my agent... yeah, gotta take this one in private, so could you?... Yeah...thanks,doll..."Tiger here..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:37pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:35pm.
Aren't you supposed to be at the aeroport or is there a taxi or something?
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Or something. Dem streets is slippery!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:35pm.
Umm, Tiger? SFO Zoo? Teenagers? Ring any bells? Part of rehab is acknowledgment of our lapses, then the promise not to repeat them.
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Why do so many d-bag idiots use the comments section to chat with each other in their secret dumbass code language? Go away. (Asspenny 12/9/08)
OH GOD you lure me in here with that sweet angel and the lovely farrah now I have tigers and cnadians on my ass!!!
LOLOL
gotta get
later sweethearts!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:33pm.
SCREECH!!
It makes the fish and potatoes palatable.
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uhoh oooooh NO a canadian? or a pirate?
backing up slowly...
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