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This man is oficially a dumb-fuck!

Ok, so your kid is typing in the word "weapons" on the internet, and and he speaks of it in such a casual way. This kid needs therapy. The only thing this brat needs to be typing in is "sesame Street", or "power rangers". What child that age types something like that?
If This were any othe parent ACS[Children Services] would be all over this situation. Brad nor Angelina are fit to raise anyone. If Jennifer Aniston didn't want kids with that Bitch-ass, I can now see why. He doesn't get the father of the year award from me. He is a complete ass-hole. i have a 14month old Daughter, and an 11year old son. As parents we should do our best to give our children a sense of security, and roots. All joking aside, folk this is really disturbing.

These kids don't seem to be getting any kind of formal education, they don't have any kind of social skills. The only people they interact with is they're parents, and each other. These kids are going to fucked-up big time.

Submitted by Maddox on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:03pm.

Actually, it wasn't a white supremacy site that made mama and daddy Brad upset. It was when they found I was on d-listed. Mama said she couldn't understand where they went wrong and why couldn't it be porn.
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This guy is a jerk off! He has officially dug his own grave. I hope he feels the backlash from this interview. He finally owns up to "falling in love on the set of MAMS" after constant denial to his ex wife, his friends, his family, his fans. How can the loonies continue to bash Aniston as though it was her fault? HE fell in love with another woman while he was married then proceeded to publicly humiliate his wife with a vengeance! How does the public not view this as hitting below the belt and why the fuck do people like Oprah and Ellen continue to suck up to this swine?

Why do all the loons think that they honestly fell in love on the set but never did anything until after he announced his separation? Can people actually be THAT delusional? I think Jen needs to just write a fucking book regarding her " 7 years living with a Pitt stain"!! Sooner or later she will respond to his latest admission. Unlike the brainiacs over at JJ , it's safe to say Jen put 2+2 together a looong time ago. Pitt thinks he's so slick. What I can't fathom is how people like Pitt & Jolie continue to reap the rewards of fame, money and praise ....where the fuck is the karma? The way these two continue to discuss how they fell in love makes you believe he NEVER had empathy for his wife, always went to bed guilt free and is just a self absorbed scumbag that only gives a shit about his own life. The NOLA project, the Prop 8 contribution, the little charities him and whore give to .... it's all to better the image, convince himself that he's a good person. To refer to Jolie as "honorable" is a joke. What honorable woman spreads her legs, carries on a flirtation, and discusses a future with a man that is married? Brad Pitt has a box of rocks for a brain.

Wait till the little brat starts cutting himself. what will morticia do then? probably join in. I can't stand these a-holes. If he uses google, surely he must google his whore of a mother and what an eyeful. "Is it true you french kissed uncle what's his face? and why does Jennifer Aniston think you're uncool?"

yeah that pubestach is fug. He probably keeps it so he can smell Angie all day. What a total jerk he is.

“I think she's as honorable as anyone I've ever met."

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Jebus Christmas, that ridiculous mustache is starting to eat his brain. What a tool.

And I love how he always bashes the media. Yet here he is, once again, spouting his loooooove and "respect" for that whore to all, far and wide, using the very media he despises to dispense his verbal vomit. Shut up, Brad. No one cares about you, your vampiric wife and your nasty litter of child-soldiers who will one day take over your so called perfect little world. I can just see Maddox and Pax murdering their parents in their sleep. I just hope one of them writes a book first.

And Brad? Just a bit of advice....get a better doc to do your next facelift. I know you have no brain and no personality (hence your taking on each of your lady-loves' hairstyles and personalities), but using your whore-wife's facelift guy is a no-no. Pretty soon you'll have her tits too. But you'll probably like that.

Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:39pm.

I wouldnt doubt it. Look @ his wife- her habits can wear on him until he starts to follow them.
He def. doesnt look well in that pic.

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OMG! This is a fucking joke right. Stupitt dun lost his fucking mind. I can not belive this foolishness.

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Weapons??? Not only are they hyprocrites but there as white thrash as you could possibly get. Who lets their kids plays with guns and look them up online? Fucking freaks.

Oh I'm sure Angie Jo's gtting him guns and knives for Christmas because you know that's how they roll. Stupid cunt.

And which one of you is Sam? If not, can someone not banned invite him/her over to the D side?

sam @ 12/11/2008 at 12:07 am especially you jill. and jesus has made you both barren and fugly. truth hurts.

sam @ 12/11/2008 at 12:08 am oh, and stupid, lazy, dull-witted, shallow, vapid, and you smell like cat pee. again, truth hurts.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:49pm.
Last but not least you arse have you never heard of damming with faint praise?

“I think she's as honorable as anyone I've ever met."

And you’ve been in Hollywood for your adult life surrounded by narcissists, frauds, drug dealers, baby traffickers and agents. So , I guess it’s true, she’s s honourable as anyone YOU’VE EVER MET. If you had said she was honourable that might make sense but you have to try and sound clever don’t you? You great knob. Please don’t try and sound clever it’s embarrassing and unsightly to behold

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"Our seven-year-old was searching the word 'weapons' on Google the other day and ended up on some white-supremacist site. I'm sure now we're on all kinds of watch lists."

Actually Brad, that was Shiloh. She was looking for somewhere where beng white was an advantage.

'Our seven-year-old'? She adopted him with husband number two Bradders. Hello? You haven't adopted him. Changing his name to name number 4 is not adopting. Skanky coaching him to call you Daddy within days of meeting you is not adopting him. Saying something does not make it so- I'd be Mrs Izzard if that were the case.

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Okay Maybe Jen is somewhat honorable, but Brad doesn't know anything about honor!!! These Hollywood people don't know about what doesn't exist in their twisted warped universe!!!!!

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K, I think you're taking it a bit far. Jen may have been wronged but she's Hollywood like the rest. I don't think she's honorable in the least. Neither is Brad, neither is Angie. They don't know the meaning of the word, only enough to act the part in a movie. Bunch of fakers.

I am now beginning to suspect they are all, The Triangle of Triangles, all in it together, I just popped by JJ and holy shit.
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Submitted by QueenOfTrashin on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:41pm.
Well, Mr. Had Pitt, you sound very manipulative yourself. And...Had...how "honorable" are you? "Honorable" people don't do the things that the two of you consorted in while making you "favorite" movie.

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of course she's as honerable as anyone he's ever met, he's out in Hollywood, where honorable people don't exist!!!!! so he hasn't met any honorable people since leaving Missouri!!! Okay Maybe Jen is somewhat honorable, but Brad doesn't know anything about honor!!! These Hollywood people don't know about what doesn't exist in their twisted warped universe!!!!!

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yes I'll bet she told him what to say, especially the bit about Mr. and Mrs. Smith!! He really should have not done that!!! So he's trying to get back at Jen for the Vogue comment!! Fuck him!! She had every right to say what she said!!! They are both textbook narcissists with lack of empathy! I mean how cold-hearted can a person get!!! The Oscars have a tendancy of snubing actors for bad behavior. If either of these two douches win this year after these nasty comments, than the Acadamy will owe Russell Crowe an apology!! And since they let Maddox look shit up with out supervision, I highly look forward to the day he or his siblings stumble across Dlisted and read our comments about their shitty deadbeat parents!!! Then when Brangelina sees them crying hysterically (no Dlisters, don't feel guilty, nothing wrong with speaking the truth)they will have no choice but to face the music that people think they suck, and that they are NOT good people!!!

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Then Mr. Uncle James Haven got all wierd about the knives I ordered with his credit card. He can be so touchy.
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Actually, it wasn't a white supremacy site that made mama and daddy Brad upset. It was when they found I was on d-listed. Mama said she couldn't understand where they went wrong and why couldn't it be porn.
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Submitted by Phoebe on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:18pm.

Forget those other kids! James Haven sleeps with one eye open! (it's a gift really. Not everyone can do it).

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With Maddox shopping for weapons, I hope those other kids sleep with one eye open. No wonder the other boy pees all over the place. That's just sad.

I've grown deeply weary of all three of them.

I went to Just Jared for the first time just now. I love this War of the Bloggers! Reminds me of Northern Ireland. You can't tell the dif by only looking, but Jesus do they hate each other.

omg ppl at JJ r just insane...

Well, Mr. Had Pitt, you sound very manipulative yourself. And...Had...how "honorable" are you? "Honorable" people don't do the things that the two of you consorted in while making you "favorite" movie.

He looks odd, kinda like a pedophile, but maybe its just the dark hair?

I've read that he and Angie allow their kids to do whatever they want-- draw on the walls, stay up late, eat whatever, etc. Those kids are not being taught boundaries and I dread the day when they are unleashed on society.

As for Maniston, anyone would be disgusted if the media portrayed their ex-husband and his girlfried as saints even though they were having an affair when he was married to Jen. She should have spoken out long ago. IMO she's better off without the douchbag but John Mayer is certainly no improvement.

i love michael k as the devil! hilarious. he's definitely got a devilish wit.

yeah, tis moi. i don't have any funny celeb pics on my computer. i am going to have to do something about that and change my avatar.

thanks for the welcome, btw. i have been reading this site for a few years now and comment from time to time. you guys are some funny sluts.

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Submitted by madmaxine on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 7:10pm.

coolio!

who's your avatar of? you?

mine is the owner of this site as the devil.

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"At what age did you decide not to be gay?"

Hmmm the only time I remember Brad looking hot was in ummm "Joe Black"? Other than that he's a very poor second to the Depster!

Submitted by imk505 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 5:37pm.
Has he had some work done around the eyes? Looks like he's getting the asian eye.

Really! It's just coz he's Maddox and Pax's daddy. You jen hens are so racist.

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thanks TITS. your suggestions worked. i kept trying to do it via the click here link for the avatar.

"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson

You know whats really interesting...when he mentioned Mr & Mrs Smith, he brought up the kids BEFORE saying it was because he fell in love with her...mmm that means something for sure.

Starting to look an awful lot like billy bob- whats going on here- think maybe she is slipping him some of billy bobs blood from that bottle while he is sleeping, whitch craft I say, whitch craft

Soo disappointed in that Brad boi. That moustache on that there lip is hideous. Why does he still sport it? What is wrong with him? He is truly lost in Angelinnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaa land?

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Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 2:32pm.
You guys are still arguing this noise?Look. A guy cannot be "stolen" unless he is willing to be. Look at Paul Newman. You KNOW he had tons of women all over him all the time and he never once cheated on Joanne, so no stealing. Why? Because he loved her and she was all he wanted and needed.

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And he left his first wife for...........

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No one. He didn't meet Joanne until he was already separated. Nice try, though.
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According to imdb, he met Joanne Woodward around 4 years before his divorce to Wife #1. He and Woodward met when they worked together as understudies for a play. They don't say when but at some point they fell in love but his wife wouldn't give him a divorce (though he'd wanted one earlier) until 1958, when Newman/Woodward were cast in the same movie. They married, seemed very happy, but geez, everyone's just scandalous!

Although I wouldn't compare Angelina Jolie to Joanne Woodward...

After seeing how brad turned out to be, jennifer should be happy she didn't have a child with him!

Brad strikes me as slow brain damaged pothead. Looks like he colored his hair to match Angelina's new hair color. Is this man capable of doing anything of his own? Angelina totally owns him and he sticks around because he does not have to come out of the closet since she does him with strapon every day.

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All of brad's kids are going to be extremely fucked up someday. The individuals' whom allowed the children to be adopted should be ashamed of themselves and regret the decision.

Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 2:42pm.
It's not like he is the first man to leave his manface wife.

Look at the reality, Brad wanted kids and a family, Maniston wanted a movie career.. Guess what, Brad got the hot chick and gorgeous kids and Maniston got a sour career! There they are even, leave this he left his wife crap alone already! It is redundant and ridiculous!

BTW, I love him, but that pubestache better be for a movie "The Woodsman #2" or some shit!! Or Zahara better cut that bad boy off..
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Yeah, well, i believe brad is in it for the kids. thats how angelina manipulates him and thats why she keeps giving him children non stop. well its really hard to believe she raises them, since they r many and she still has this *wonderful* career. at least jen is not the kind of woman who does what she is told.
ps: and yeah, she is being punished by god because she didnt want to give brad a kid. oh wow.

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I agree with the person that mentioned their house stinks. They don't strike me as the type of people who do their own chores. I bet they never do house cleaning.

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"At what age did you decide not to be gay?"

gosh, really think it's prime time gettin out and savin ma own private pit.

Has he had some work done around the eyes? Looks like he's getting the asian eye.

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 2:20pm.

No, a man cannot be stolen. No one forces him to kiss another woman's titties or stick his aroused peen in another woman's vagina. There is temptation all around, but it takes a man wtih real integrity to not succumb to it and to take marriage vows seriously. It's not the other woman's job to safeguard someone else's marriage. I find it laughable that there are people so naive out there that they blame the mistress before blaming the husband.

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true, but u know what? she shouldnt be proud of it. she didnt handle it the right way. she shouldnt let herself get close to a married man. thats just wrong. and the way she handles the subject now is digusting.

Brad and angelina = pathetic, ridiculous and desperate.

Brad at least did not let them use too much photoshop ,he is still looking fugly as hell.He really needs to lose the stache,it's awful and he needs to stop mixing up plaids and stuff.He is pussy whipped and I think he has no love left at all for Jen,he could care less if he hurts her feelings now.Maddox is Ted Bundy in the making and they need to keep an eye on this lil killer.

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The mustache makes his lips look uneven. I just want to know how they got him to take a picture without his mouth hanging open.... that may be the only part of the photo that is photoshopped. We all know Brad has that permanent "duh" look to him. I'm surprised there's no drool stain on his shirt!

Yes he does except when it's time to kiss Brad's ass so his rent can get paid. You know Angie aint having it any other way. It's her or someone she dictates him to. Period.

Seriously, about the internet thing. They could easily watch porn or see their mommy dicking another bitch down with one stroke of a keyboard. I don't understand how a 7 year old could have so little supervision with anything.

I also believe their houses stink. If they can't control a child on the internet, there must be walls smeared with shit in their houses.I'd hate to use their bathroom. Yuck
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