Ricky Martin & His Twinsies
This is just too precious. It's only missing Liberace serenading them on a rainbow while baby pink dolphins dance in the waters below. (UPDATE: Thanks to LunaChick for making my dream come true by creating the magical picture above based on my description!)
This almost makes me want to beg Mah Boo Anderson Cooper to buy me a few ovaries, so that I can give birth to my own twins. But then I'd have to carry them around like that and I don't think I'm comfortable with this. I don't even think I'm comfortable with carrying them at all. My arms are too fragile for that. I'm good at holding a martini, not a baby.
The little spicy gay tamale known as Ricky Martin poses with his twin boys for People Magazine. Valentino and Matteo were born 4-months ago with the help of a surrogate's baby oven. Ricky is living in Puerto Rico, spending most of his days taking care of V and M without the help of a nanny. But his "personal assistant" is helping him out. In the celebwhore world, personal assistant is code for salad tosser.
Ricky was also asked why he chose to use a surrogate: "Adoption was one option, but it's complicated and can take a long time. Surrogacy was an intriguing and faster option. I thought, 'I'm going to jump into this with no fear.'"
Ricky said all of this while peeking his head out of the closet door. I kid! Personally, I don't give an eff about bitches not declaring their gayness. That might make me a bad gay, but it's just how I've always felt. Ricky's not touching my bits, so I don't care. Besides, we all already know.
Below is Ricky and his twinsies on the cover of People en Espanol. His little twins need to be wearing ill-fitting suits from Men's Warehouse and they would look exactly like grouchy accountants. I bet they are already kick ass at ten-key.