Ricky Martin & His Twinsies
This is just too precious. It's only missing Liberace serenading them on a rainbow while baby pink dolphins dance in the waters below. (UPDATE: Thanks to LunaChick for making my dream come true by creating the magical picture above based on my description!)
This almost makes me want to beg Mah Boo Anderson Cooper to buy me a few ovaries, so that I can give birth to my own twins. But then I'd have to carry them around like that and I don't think I'm comfortable with this. I don't even think I'm comfortable with carrying them at all. My arms are too fragile for that. I'm good at holding a martini, not a baby.
The little spicy gay tamale known as Ricky Martin poses with his twin boys for People Magazine. Valentino and Matteo were born 4-months ago with the help of a surrogate's baby oven. Ricky is living in Puerto Rico, spending most of his days taking care of V and M without the help of a nanny. But his "personal assistant" is helping him out. In the celebwhore world, personal assistant is code for salad tosser.
Ricky was also asked why he chose to use a surrogate: "Adoption was one option, but it's complicated and can take a long time. Surrogacy was an intriguing and faster option. I thought, 'I'm going to jump into this with no fear.'"
Ricky said all of this while peeking his head out of the closet door. I kid! Personally, I don't give an eff about bitches not declaring their gayness. That might make me a bad gay, but it's just how I've always felt. Ricky's not touching my bits, so I don't care. Besides, we all already know.
Below is Ricky and his twinsies on the cover of People en Espanol. His little twins need to be wearing ill-fitting suits from Men's Warehouse and they would look exactly like grouchy accountants. I bet they are already kick ass at ten-key.
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I think they're darling. And so what if he wants to have kids? He's entitled to a private life. Go for it Ricky!
hahahahahaha this is hilarious I was like wait was this the original pic I saw?
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very cute & good job Lunachick
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He is apparently one of the sweetest guys on earth, but this is really fantasy-kill.
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okay, why is he holding them by their crotches?
and why do us ordinary people keep having to tell celebrities they're gay? WE told Ellen, WE told Rosie, WE told Clay...shit just believe the common people and own up to it already!
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I love you Candy uptight people are not Dlisted material...
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They are cute babies and he looks so happy.I wish he would come out though,he should be proud in who he is.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I don't like babies. They're useless.
beneaththerose on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:43pm.
You ever heard of sarcasm? Please don't try to teach me about genetics, biology, race or culture. I talk about that shit everyday. My goodness. What is with you touchy fuckers and your constant need to clarify shit with political correctness and knowing that you're always right? You're not setting me straight about shit on this board. Maybe you need to look around and find out what type of board you're posting on.
Peace.
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He should have named them Judy Garland Martin and Joan Crawford Martin. Some loco, eh?
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Submitted by Candy on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:02pm.
Is that blue eyes? I see he Turkey Basted with an Anglo. Good for him!
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_**rolling eyes ** just because the babies have blue eyes and blonde/red hair doesn’t mean that the surrogate was “Anglo”. Puerto Ricans are mixed the with the Spaniard bloodline and there are a lot of Puerto Ricans that are very European looking, I know this first hand because I’m a product of that and I get mistaken of being Anglo. You can say it’s like that in most of Latin America. Geez have you ever come across Univision or Telemundo Novellas channels? Most of those actors and actresses look “Anglo” but there not.
I highly doubt he got a white surogete he’s true proud of a P.R. Those babies are 100% Rican babies.
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That grouchy accountant comment actually made coffee come out my nose!
Those babies are actually cute. They look identical too. Of course Ricky is gay. A straight man wouldn't use a surrogate. His assistant is probably his boyfriend.
We'll see how fast he gets a nanny when they turn 2.
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Ricky - like puppies, in 3-4 years the cute quotient dramatically decreases and time to bring them to the pound and get two new ones. Better than being gay is being rich and gay, no?
OMG!!!! They are so adorable. Sooooo fucking cute. I want my twinsies too :(
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
One of the reason societal attitudes in the West have softened at all toward gays, since the days of Oscar Wilde, is because prominent people have indeed had the courage to come out. If gay celebs insist on keeping their homosexuality a pseudo-secret society will never get used to it and the prejudice will remain.
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WHAT? Ricky's at Toronto Pride every year? WTF? Nobody told me??? Damn, I'm there every year and I've not seen him. Damn.
I actually hope he (or AC) never comes out publicly. It's none of our damn business people. Just live your life and stop worrying about who's doing what with their genitals.
On the other hand I want him... I want him bad! ;-))
Wait, I thought he already came out in a Barbs Walter interview? Since then, I was under the impression people knew.......
Dear God, he's groping their weewees. Nutcracker!
Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:09pm.
His surrogate must be uber-anglo.. The ione to the left looks like his hair is reddish blond and the sea blue eyes
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You're right. I wonder how many blue-eyed Gingers he's been around lately. Could it be Phoebe??? or Lindsay???
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:28pm.
Oooh...thank you for the sunshine, H8tR!
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u just JELLIS.
I bought a sexay Hazmat suit from Trashy Lingerie specially for Benji.
(you never know if his Valtrex is already kicking in)
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:05pm.
Benji called me "baby"!
Neener, neener!
But that was also his pet name for Paris.
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His surrogate must be uber-anglo.. The ione to the left looks like his hair is reddish blond and the sea blue eyes.
Is that blue eyes? I see he Turkey Basted with an Anglo. Good for him!
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I call bullshit on the rented uterus spin. Rickygirl pushed these out of his own vagina bone. Trust.
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He and his babies are cute, cute, cute!
Hope we keep seeing pix and stories on them, like we do w/ Suri and the brange troop.
I'm with MK, don't care if he publicly comes out, that's his biz. . .and we all think it anyway. If he did deny who'd believe? And truely what does it matter? Comes a time we need to not care about or ridacule people's sexuality. Being a good person is what matters and Ricky seems to be.
I wish I was Ricky's baby. Especially the one on the right. Anywho, he's gonna be a good dad. Congrats.
Submitted by Janine on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:58am.
Does it hurt being that thick?
%50 -60 of surrogate mothers see the children they carried regulary.
Children do not grow to be fuck ups because they don't have a mother. Christ, look at all the celebs - Brit, BloHan, Hilton - They had mothers and look at them, not excatly perfect angels are they?
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Oooh...thank you for the sunshine, H8tR!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Sodom & Gommorah!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:21pm
I've told you many times.. Pool party, my place, PURPLE DRANK.
Do i need to say more?
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:05pm.
Benji called me "baby"!
Neener, neener!
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what kind of fuckery is this???
you know he came here looking for ME.
he had to settle for the leftover... meh.
@Snowpiece: sending sunshine to youuu!!
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Look at that! He made two little Rickis! So cute!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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@snowy:
Last night! I didn't see til this morning but he said "Goodnight, baby." See? He loves ME!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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If I am not mistaken, the order of things is to let people talk about how you are gay, you deny it or ignore it for a number of years. Then you have a baby (or babies in this case) and THEN you actually come out of the closet.
Anyways, I wonder how many people who are actually sick today will have their co-workers talking. LOL
Benji called me "baby"!
Neener, neener!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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If he wants to have kids, let him have them. He seems happy and like he will be a good dadda.
Farrah: omg stop bragging, LOL At least it's really warm if rainy in NYC today.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
oh so cute!!
i like their little man hairdos ...
omg, cuteness!
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Ok, the babies are cute and all, but I just feel like there is something wrong with buying eggs from some woman, and then renting out another woman's uterus. It is not fair to these children to deprive them of a mother in their lives. His main priority obviously is not the well being of his children, if it was, he would have just found a woman that just wants children, and not buy eggs and rent a uterus. Imagine how difficult it will be for these little ones to go through life and not have a mom!
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Those pictures look like they're from a new sitcom: My Gay Dad.
Give the cute babies a catch phrase (bitch, pleeth), hire a sassy black nanny and we're talking a hit, baby!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:19am.
"Don't even THINK about calling in tomorrow."
Dick. Way to build esprit de corps. It isn't a recognized holiday, so I guess you can use up a sick day. At my old job, I never cared if employees used sick days when they were sick or just to loaf; I forget what we labeled em--maybe personal days?
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:36am.
oooooh! coot bebes! they are so adorable! I bet he's a great dad.
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He seems like a genuinely sweet man.
When i was like 8 Ricky Martin was my ultimate future husband obsession, now i still think hes very attractive and i bet you hes got some ill interior decortating skills. That being said, i will always have a soft spot Ricky.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
You can tell that Ricky favors the "cuter" one. I mean, look how he's holding him in each picture.
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