Wednesday, December 10th 2008

Dame Elizabeth Loves The Gays

MARRIEEED? Noooooooo! Dame Elizabeth Taylor, friend to the gays, went out to dinner last night at The Abbey in West Hollywood looking like she was just wheeled out from the cast photo of Dallas. If anybody else was wearing this outfit, I'd immediately order them to spend a little time with the Fug Girls. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. But this is a legend we're talking about! She could wear a "I Hate Spaghetti Cat" t-shirt and I would still adore her. I'd throw her a couple of side-eyes and lip smacks, but I'd still be one of her devotees. Besides, those pants look extra sexy on her and I'm not fucking being sarcastic.

You know, I'd gladly give up one of my internet porn memberships to be one of Dame Elizabeth's best girlfriends. She probably tells the nastiest jokes. I knew a memaw like her who made me sound like a virgin nun. She also used to give me shit from her house when I said I liked it. Once I told her I liked some ashtray she stole from a Holiday Inn and she told me I could have it! Dame Elizabeth probably does that. You just have to pick up your Oscar, tell her it's so beautiful and shiny....and voila! It's yours. She's perfect.

And when I become a memaw and need to be wheeled around, I really want that hot blonde chick to do it.

Posted by: Michael K


Mysmichelle's picture

Those boots are awesome.

Madam Yummi's picture

I clicked over to a different window before the page loaded and only caught a quick brief glimps of this picture. I swear I thought it was Marilyn Manson. When I clicked back on the dlisted window, that was who I was ready to see. Not her.

The C word's picture

Yeehaw memaw!

I wonder if PETA will go after her about wearing fur…

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EvilShoe's picture

Those pants are hot. Let's hope Hohan doesn't see them.

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Miss Priss's picture

Awwww

That made me kinda sad

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putsomestankonit's picture

Poor Liz she's been out of her mind for years now. I don't even think she knows who she is at this point.

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Clarisse's picture

2 things.

1) Those boots ROCK!
2) MK, if you make nicey nice with little boy in the white shirt, he could get you back-stage....

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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

parissucksliterally's picture

Aging SUCKS.

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she borrowed that hat from Jose Eber

Provolone's picture

Why is Mr Burns wearing lipstick?? Jeez the aging process is terrible!

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Sugaroo's picture

Mummy? Is that you?