Dame Elizabeth Loves The Gays
MARRIEEED? Noooooooo! Dame Elizabeth Taylor, friend to the gays, went out to dinner last night at The Abbey in West Hollywood looking like she was just wheeled out from the cast photo of Dallas. If anybody else was wearing this outfit, I'd immediately order them to spend a little time with the Fug Girls. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. But this is a legend we're talking about! She could wear a "I Hate Spaghetti Cat" t-shirt and I would still adore her. I'd throw her a couple of side-eyes and lip smacks, but I'd still be one of her devotees. Besides, those pants look extra sexy on her and I'm not fucking being sarcastic.
You know, I'd gladly give up one of my internet porn memberships to be one of Dame Elizabeth's best girlfriends. She probably tells the nastiest jokes. I knew a memaw like her who made me sound like a virgin nun. She also used to give me shit from her house when I said I liked it. Once I told her I liked some ashtray she stole from a Holiday Inn and she told me I could have it! Dame Elizabeth probably does that. You just have to pick up your Oscar, tell her it's so beautiful and shiny....and voila! It's yours. She's perfect.
And when I become a memaw and need to be wheeled around, I really want that hot blonde chick to do it.
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obviously we are all supposed to be so blindsided by the matchy matchy bonanza of her lipstick and nails that we fail to notice - like all women of that certain age - that she just can't manage to corral that lipstick into just the lip area where it belongs. Are there not "personal assistants" for THAT too? other than that, at least she is OUT...
(but the leggings!?!... and the woman can't even stand on her own? would those not be quite horrific to get on, if one were in such pain?) I am thinkin Miss-Priss-in-white helped her on with those.. for about three days)
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:04am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:03am.
Exactly: she's way beat for 76, and has been beat for too long.
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I'm amazed she's still alive! She was a major alcoholic and prescription drug abuser. But the Dame has 9 lives.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:04am.
Exactly: she's way beat for 76, and has been beat for too long
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i guess too many marriages and divorces plus a whole lotta surgery fucked her.
My dad is 76 and he looks 55ish. My friends call him "Tony Soprano" cause he can still order around like nobody's business!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Aww.. when I see old people not aging well.. think Elizabeth, I get all depressed but then I see a Sophia and I cheer up. * looking for a Sophia picture*
Hotness personified. Love her, love the outfit. So chic, so glamoor-ous.
I thought it was Michael Jackson.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:03am.
Exactly: she's way beat for 76, and has been beat for too long.
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Poor Liz. Never really liked her as a person, but I must admit she had talent. Take a good long look, Santa Angelina - this is what eventually happens to hubby burglars!!
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hubby burglars - funny!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:56am.
LMAO!!!!!!
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Happy Holidays
ET looks a little beat for 76 because she's been a pill popping, boozing, fighting, sexing, slut for like 60 of those 76 years. You'd be worn out too!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
DR.FUNK whatta way to go, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
@SNOWPIECE:
Indeed.The end of my life should be me doing the mile-high sexy in my Gulfstream Jet with some 30something hot ass gold digger.I miscalculate the auto pilot...and we slam into the side of a mountain near Aspen ...with me balls deep trynna' show 'dat ho' what the deal is.I am 85.;^D
give slash back his hat already.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
snowpiece, well you're ahead of her already if you don't already have massive health problems, a repeating drug addiction and lots of booze.
MK! Ruffalo shot himself in stupidity and someone stole Bo Dukes puppies! Come on man! Wait...Did he call off??
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
dementa and Dr Funk: my new bedtime prayer will be, please let me end up like SL and not ET. what a shame.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
@DEMENTA:
Hell...Sophia Loren and Barbara Eden probably still get laid occasionally.If you were given the good genes and you live cleanly...
poor thing...it looks like her stylist was having a bit of nasty fun & decided to play dress up with her...why so trashy??
snowpiece, Liz is a scant two years older than Sophia. 74 and 76.
Dustin Hoffman is like 71 close to Liz's age and looks really good for an old pepaw.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:26am.
The C word : that's crazy. Russian Roulette, WTF!?!?!?
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Hi snowy....I know, eh?
Sad enough that the family loses someone so young/suddenly, but then to find out it was through his own sheer stupidity....ugh.
OnT: Could someone please take the "Michael Jackson Red" lippy away from Liz? Thanks.
(edit: thanks kdracofan!)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
BTW-Aging should be outlawed.I remember getting boners when the National Enquirer would show her falling into some club in some mini with a plunging neckline.Girlie was sexy thick in that 70's way.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Damn. I just looked her up and she's *only* 76. She just looks particularly bad because she's been dressing like a crazy lady for a long time now and has had a lot of health problems.
awww, that makes me sad. i NEVER want to get that old.
The C word (congrats on your CT win): I heard that in the morning news. Very sad.
I know she was once the most beautiful woman in the world and she's got guts and talent and she's now old and sick...
... but oh lord, she looks like an example of why clean living ultimately pays off, after all those years of hubbies and drugs and booze and Michael Jackson. She's no Sophia Loren, alas.
Liz has still got it, she knows it.
Liz and Richard 4 evah. :)
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"Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from Heaven afar"
The C word : that's crazy. Russian Roulette, WTF!?!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
she was so beautiful, but what can you do, that's life.
oh and she looks like Michael Jackson
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Hat...boots...and jacket courtesy of Billy Martin's
in WeHo.If most of us treated ourselves like this genetic freak has treated herself over the decades-we'd be dead by 35.She may not hang with MJ anymore...but she sure looks like him.
Off Topic:
So it looks like Mark Ruffalo's brother shot himself in the head...
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/12/mark-ruffalos-b.html
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
I don't want to get that old.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Miss Priss, I think to watch Cleopatra, a couple of drinks enhances to experience. Although you could probably get a contact high from all the boozing Liz and Richard Burton did while filming the movie.
The original celluloid probably still reeks of scotch, cigarettes and Chanel No.5.
I wonder if MJ is still her BFF.
I like her hat and boots. The blue eye shadow has to go!
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Whoever told her to pucker while they applied her lipstick should be FIRED!
Blue eyeshadow? Don't think so!
Well, she looks classier than most of Hollywood, even in her decrepitude. Somewhere, Debbie Reynolds is giggling...
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
I wonder if the guy in the white longsleeved tshirt called in gay today.
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Hahah Cleopatra is SO melodramatic! I watched it stoned one time and I could not stop laughing
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
On the one hand aging sucks, but on the other hand blue eyeshadow, red lipstick and red nails, cowboy gear, fur, and white leggings really aren't going to do any favors for a girl of any age.
Poor Liz. Never really liked her as a person, but I must admit she had talent. Take a good long look, Santa Angelina - this is what eventually happens to hubby burglars!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Liz should go back to her silver hair. The black is too harsh and fake looking.
I must have seen "Cleopatra" a hundred times. God, I love that melodramatic piece of fluff.
Glad to see the old broad gets out now and then. Aging blows!
She was exquisite in her day.
That guy in the white shirt is extremely um gay... and Elizabeth reminds me om my great grandma in this pic..it makes me a little sad
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I really don't want to be a meanie but-but-but....
@Newportjoey : HA HA HA HA!!!
I swear, I would kill to have just one piece of her important jewelry. I read Jackie Collins, so I know that there is just every day "daytime" diamonds and then there is the "important" jewelry which is in a vault when not being worn.
Hell! We BOTH look better and were dead!!!
(Jane and Blanche Hudson)
(Joey's running to the bathroom to slather Oil of Olay on his entire body. Next,checking to see if his cowgirl outfit will match his wheelchair. Rummaging through the closet for the mink....DAMN, lookit those hands! Where is my cow bag balm???)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."