Dame Elizabeth Loves The Gays
MARRIEEED? Noooooooo! Dame Elizabeth Taylor, friend to the gays, went out to dinner last night at The Abbey in West Hollywood looking like she was just wheeled out from the cast photo of Dallas. If anybody else was wearing this outfit, I'd immediately order them to spend a little time with the Fug Girls. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. But this is a legend we're talking about! She could wear a "I Hate Spaghetti Cat" t-shirt and I would still adore her. I'd throw her a couple of side-eyes and lip smacks, but I'd still be one of her devotees. Besides, those pants look extra sexy on her and I'm not fucking being sarcastic.
You know, I'd gladly give up one of my internet porn memberships to be one of Dame Elizabeth's best girlfriends. She probably tells the nastiest jokes. I knew a memaw like her who made me sound like a virgin nun. She also used to give me shit from her house when I said I liked it. Once I told her I liked some ashtray she stole from a Holiday Inn and she told me I could have it! Dame Elizabeth probably does that. You just have to pick up your Oscar, tell her it's so beautiful and shiny....and voila! It's yours. She's perfect.
And when I become a memaw and need to be wheeled around, I really want that hot blonde chick to do it.
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Oh damn, is that what has become of the most beautiful woman in the world?? Jesus wept.
I wish she had just stayed inside and faded away so we would always think of her in her prime. Now we are going to remember this picture!
Stewie.. I don't detect a lot of hate here.. I hear overwhelming adoration... not sure where your comment is coming from.. next time judge the masses if you are going to judge.
Absolutely love her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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God bless her. And to all you haters, f*ck you..you only wish your lives could be anywhere as remarkable as hers.
hotness. I would gladly be her 50th husband...and her 54th.
She is one hot bitch.
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Submitted by Reluctant Whore on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:19pm.
She totally has got a dirty mouth. I heard a story from someone I know who had Thanksgiving with her and when he arrived she said "Let's play Turkey...I bend over...You gobble!"
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Oh, I can totally believe this, RW - totally! That's what she's always been like (giggle)!
And btw, RW - I'm in love with you/your avi.....
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Oh, god, this poor wreck of a woman! See, sluts, this is what a 60-year combo of booze and painkillers can make YOU look like, too.
God help us all.....oi...
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
YIKES
she is beginning to look like MICHAEL JACKSON!
Hottest wedding of the 90s: her and Larry Fortensky
She says, "not so fast, Von Rye". I was told that is that homeboys name with her.
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"Not so fast MUTHA FUCKA"?
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Liz is up to someting because they are playing that ad "these have always brought me luck" all the time again, isn't that from the 80's? and can anyone tell me what she says when she goes, "Not so fast BLANKETY BLANK"? It's been bugging me for decades
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She totally has got a dirty mouth. I heard a story from someone I know who had Thanksgiving with her and when he arrived she said "Let's play Turkey...I bend over...You gobble!"
True story.
filthy mouthed old Grand Dame.
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just another proof that hard living and tanning age people beyond their years...she looks beat for a 76yo...my grandma is almost 90yo and looks wayyyy younger than Elizabeth. But can't deny she was the shit in her time and still is. The last of the real great ones. Oh and she did not steal Eddie...his marriage to Debbie was pretty much done when he used the excuse to console Liz for the loss of Mike Todd to seduce her and make her marry him. It wasn't the other way around. To this day, he is the ex she loathes. And she and Debbie have had many laughs together at his expense. Do your homework before you spew hate.
TITS... (hi!)... I no longer have it ... and apparently it was a rather rare picture. (I just google-imaged her, and it wasn't in the first 22 pages... so it's fair to say, it's probably hard to find.) It truly was unlike any other.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:37pm.
Hys - it was widely believed that she got an oscar for that film because she almost died that year and had been unsuccessful / not nominated prior to that.
oh dog! remember the whole liz eddie debbie thing? they were the original angie brad jennifer!!
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oh, yes, the liz/eddie/debbie debacle. it was uber scandalous. i must be quite the old-timer cuz that's one of the first things i thought, 'umph. this has been done in movie land before' ! actually that love triangle is prolly embedded in the cultural unconscious.
pa-shaw! I just saw Carrie Fischer on the Today Show, still hilarious, and bigger than a planet! that little postcard cowgirl
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"Jingle Bells, taco shells, Santa's eating clay"
bunny - do you still have that avie? put it up!!
the thing i most liked about her was her voice.
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Hys - it was widely believed that she got an oscar for that film because she almost died that year and had been unsuccessful / not nominated prior to that.
oh dog! remember the whole liz eddie debbie thing? they were the original angie brad jennifer!!
yeesh. there is nothing new under the sun eh?
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a long long time ago - on Dlisted - I had a Liz avi (1 of 3 total), from when she was young and stunning. It was a picture unlike any others I have ever seen.. in black and white, it was taken on the water somewhere.. and she was absolutely stunning - in a Jackie O sort of way - which wasn't her typical look. I just LOVE that picture. Back in day, she oozed sexuality, and yes, her support of AIDS causes has been matched by none. But I never swooned over her "look" (other than the one in that picture).
I worked a personal appearance with her once in her big "come back", during the launch of her first perfume, "Passion" .. and she was every bit the La Liz she was known for. A star diva without being nasty. I can make fun of her makeup and legwear, but she IS Hollywood royalty, so I have appropriate awe and respect for that. All that said, if you needed proof that aging is terrifying... look no further.
Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:26pm.
i know!! that film is so hot. yes, that bullet bra! well, Tennessee Williams got a pulitzer for the play. it was so well done all around .
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It was the bullet bra, no doubt! :-)
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:20pm.
a fabulous dysfunctional family picnic. I loved it. Liz sauntering around all smoking hot in her slip that had a built-in bullet bra. Fabulous!
And Paul Newman was beyond sexay in it. No wonder Liz's character wanted jump his bones.
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i know!! that film is so hot. yes, that bullet bra! well, Tennessee Williams got a pulitzer for the play. it was so well done all around . . .
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"Jingle Bells, taco shells, Santa's eating clay"
This photo truly saddens me...where oh where is my sweet Liz and the violetness that is her.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:14pm.
Whoa! Thanks for the list, it's even more awesome spelled out.
I believe Butterfield 8 was the movie she won her first academy award. I seem to recall she didn't like that movie so much, it came out when she was still married to fischer but in love with burton? something like that
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:09pm.
"Watch cat on a hot tin roof then get back to us."
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That movie was a fabulous dysfunctional family picnic. I loved it. Liz sauntering around all smoking hot in her slip that had a built-in bullet bra. Fabulous!
And Paul Newman was beyond sexay in it. No wonder Liz's character wanted jump his bones.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:06pm.
no, i know she had the gorgeous eyes ... but that hideous blue eyeshadow .. i have always hated it on everyone ... and the feathering blood red lipstick ...
she's an icon for sure .. some makeup artist could have made her look a little softer .. more elegant ....
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:06pm.
ROFLMAO!!!!
hahahahahaha
yes .. that could be true!!!
Hyssy - I loved b8!!! so very very stylish and with Lawrence Harvey! He's the shit. A beautiful movie, yet lacking in something...
just went to imdb and her list of work is jaw dropping she's been working for 60 fucking years!!!:
# God, the Devil and Bob" .... Sarah (1 episode, 2003)
- God's Girlfriend (2003) TV episode (voice) .... Sarah
# These Old Broads (2001) (TV) .... Beryl Mason
# The Flintstones (1994) .... Pearl Slaghoople
# "The Simpsons" .... Maggie Simpson (1 episode, 1992)
- Lisa's First Word (1992) TV episode (voice) .... Maggie Simpson
# "Captain Planet and the Planeteers" .... Todd's Mother (1 episode, 1992)
... aka The New Adventures of Captain Planet (USA: fourth season title)
- A Formula for Hate (1992) TV episode (voice) .... Todd's Mother
# Sweet Bird of Youth (1989) (TV) .... Alexandra Del Lago
# Giovane Toscanini, Il (1988) .... Nadina Bulichoff
... aka Toscanini (France)
... aka Young Toscanini (USA)
# Poker Alice (1987) (TV) .... Alice Moffit
# There Must Be a Pony (1986) (TV) .... Marguerite Sydney
# "North and South" (1985) TV mini-series .... Madam Conti
# Malice in Wonderland (1985) (TV) .... Louella Parsons
... aka The Rumor Mill
# "Hotel" .... Katherine Cole (1 episode, 1984)
... aka Arthur Hailey's Hotel
- Intimate Strangers (1984) TV episode .... Katherine Cole
# "All My Children" (1970) TV series .... Boardmember at the Chateau (1983) / ... (unknown episodes, 1984)
... aka All My Children: The Summer of Seduction (USA: promotional title)
# Between Friends (1983) (TV) .... Deborah Shapiro
... aka Nobody Makes Me Cry
# "General Hospital" (1963) TV series .... Helena Cassadine #1 (unknown episodes, 1981)
# The Mirror Crack'd (1980) .... Marina Rudd
... aka Agatha Christie's The Mirror Crack'd (UK: complete title)
# Winter Kills (1979) (uncredited) .... Lola Comante
# Return Engagement (1978) (TV) .... Dr. Emily Loomis
# A Little Night Music (1977) .... Desiree Armfeldt
... aka Das Lächeln einer Sommernacht (West Germany)
# Victory at Entebbe (1976) (TV) .... Edra Vilnofsky
# The Blue Bird (1976) .... Queen of Light/Mother/Witch/Maternal Love
... aka Sinyaya ptitsa (Soviet Union: Russian title)
# Identikit (1974) .... Lise
... aka Psychotic
... aka The Driver's Seat
# Ash Wednesday (1973) .... Barbara Sawyer
# Night Watch (1973) .... Ellen Wheeler
# Divorce His - Divorce Hers (1973) (TV) .... Jane Reynolds
# Hammersmith Is Out (1972) .... Jimmie Jean Jackson
# Under Milk Wood (1972) .... Rosie Probert
# Zee and Co. (1972) .... Zee Blakeley
... aka X, Y and Zee (USA)
# The Only Game in Town (1970) .... Fran Walker
# Anne of the Thousand Days (1969) (uncredited) .... Courtesan
... aka Anne of a Thousand Days
# Secret Ceremony (1968) .... Leonora
# Boom (1968) .... Flora 'Sissy' Goforth
... aka Boom! (USA)
# The Comedians (1967) .... Martha Pineda
... aka Comédiens, Les (France)
# Reflections in a Golden Eye (1967) .... Leonora Penderton
# Doctor Faustus (1967) .... Helen of Troy
# The Taming of the Shrew (1967) .... Katharina
... aka Bisbetica domata, La (Italy)
# Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) .... Martha
... aka Edward Albee's Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (USA: complete title)
# The Sandpiper (1965) .... Laura Reynolds
# The V.I.P.s (1963) .... Frances Andros
... aka International Hotel
# Cleopatra (1963) .... Cleopatra
# BUtterfield 8 (1960) .... Gloria Wandrous
# Scent of Mystery (1960) (uncredited) .... The Real Sally Kennedy
... aka Holiday in Spain (UK)
# Suddenly, Last Summer (1959) .... Catherine Holly
# Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958) .... Margaret 'Maggie the Cat' Pollitt
# Raintree County (1957) .... Susanna Drake
# Giant (1956) .... Leslie Benedict
# The Last Time I Saw Paris (1954) .... Helen Ellswirth/Wills
# Beau Brummell (1954) .... Lady Patricia Belham
# Elephant Walk (1954) .... Ruth Wiley
# Rhapsody (1954) .... Louise Durant
# The Girl Who Had Everything (1953) .... Jean Latimer
# Ivanhoe (1952) .... Rebecca
... aka Sir Walter Scott's Ivanhoe (UK: complete title)
# Love Is Better Than Ever (1952) .... Anastacia (Stacie) Macaboy
... aka The Light Fantastic (UK)
# Quo Vadis (1951) (uncredited) .... Christian prisoner in arena
# A Place in the Sun (1951) .... Angela Vickers
# Father's Little Dividend (1951) .... Kay Dunstan
... aka Laugh Track: Father's Little Dividend (USA: video title (redubbed comic version))
# Father of the Bride (1950) .... Kay Banks
# The Big Hangover (1950) .... Mary Belney
# Conspirator (1949) .... Melinda Greyton
# Little Women (1949) .... Amy
# Julia Misbehaves (1948) .... Susan Packett
# A Date with Judy (1948) .... Carol Pringle
# Cynthia (1947) .... Cynthia Bishop
... aka Cynthia: The Rich, Full Life
... aka The Rich Full Life (UK)
# Life with Father (1947) .... Mary Skinner
# Courage of Lassie (1946) .... Kathie Merrick
... aka Blue Sierra (USA: copyright title)
# National Velvet (1944) .... Velvet Brown
# The White Cliffs of Dover (1944) (uncredited) .... Betsy Kenney at Age l0
# Jane Eyre (1944) (uncredited) .... Helen Burns
# Lassie Come Home (1943) .... Priscilla
# There's One Born Every Minute (1942) .... Gloria Twine
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:39am.
And I did read somewhere that Liz said she barely remembered it because she and Richard Burton were so drunk while filming it.
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Who wasn't drunk making that epic?! Probably only the little kid who played Cleopatra's son with Julius Caesar. Ha ha!
If Liz wants to wear God-awful red lipstick, nail polish and Clairol Nice 'n Easy #124 Natural Blue Black, rock on.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:05pm.
Am I the only one in the world that thinks Elizabeth Taylor was never pretty or amazing, like everyone else seems to think? *runs and hides*
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Yeah, you're alone.
Watch cat on a hot tin roof then get back to us.
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Cat on Hot Tin Roof. is so awesome. and to further check out her acting, try Virginia Woolf, Butterfield 8, etc
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Awww I love Liz. I can't bring myself to say anything bad about her.
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Submitted by RexNYC on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:06am.
I thought it was Michael Jackson.
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really? when viewing a picture of elizabeth taylor, which bits reminded you of him?
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Submitted by Raven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:04pm.
why do old people feel the need to wear that awful BLUE eyeshadow????
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I think it might be the only colour they can still see.
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Submitted by Raven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:04pm.
why do old people feel the need to wear that awful BLUE eyeshadow????
ack!!!!
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she's always worn it. she has the most amazing violet blue eyes.
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michael jackson, liza minelli, elizabeth taylor who else? they all share the same eyebrow gene
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"Jingle Bells, taco shells, Santa's eating clay"
Am I the only one in the world that thinks Elizabeth Taylor was never pretty or amazing, like everyone else seems to think? *runs and hides*
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Yeah, you're alone.
Watch cat on a hot tin roof then get back to us.
She's not only good looking, but has a wonderful voice, is a great actress and seems to have a wonderful personality.
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why do old people feel the need to wear that awful BLUE eyeshadow????
ack!!!!
OMGGG. I thought it was Whacko-Jacko! Nice hat, Liz...
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:28am.
obviously we are all supposed to be so blindsided by the matchy matchy bonanza of her lipstick and nails that we fail to notice - like all women of that certain age - that she just can't manage to corral that lipstick into just the lip area where it belongs. Are there not "personal assistants" for THAT too? other than that, at least she is OUT...
LMAO so true.
Am I the only one in the world that thinks Elizabeth Taylor was never pretty or amazing, like everyone else seems to think? *runs and hides*
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She's living my 'Golden Years of Retirement' dream:
Shuttled around by a festive staff,in a memaw glitter outfit, surrounded by The Gays at some cha cha bar every night.
Elizabeth Taylor is one classy dame. As mentioned, she was supporting aids benefits before it became chic. she's still gorgeous.
that photo kinda looks like an Andy Warhol print.
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I love watching "Cleopatra" when it comes on occasionally. What an entertaining mess! It was the most expensive film made at the time and for many years.
And I did read somewhere that Liz said she barely remembered it because she and Richard Burton were so drunk while filming it.
That was their "Mr & Mrs Smith".
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She's "Alive & Kicking".. thats all that matters!
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When I see her pic, I always think that one line in Cleopatra when she tells Mark Antony: "on. your. knees". Say what you want about Elizabeth Taylor, but she was a big supporter for gay rights and fundraising for AIDS before it became the cool thing to do in Hollywood.
Can't hate. She lived large in the old days and is now paying for it. Going loony due to old age is a sad sad process that hurts everybody. I hates it. So, nope, can't hate on her.
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