Are You Calling In Gay Today?
Your office might be a little less gay today because of Day Without A Gay Day! A day without a gay is like a day without Mother's Circus Animal Cookies and the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam. :( A day without a gay is a weepy one.
All gays in America have been called upon to not go to work today and instead volunteer your time to fight Prop 8 and the other anti-gay marriage ballot initiatives in Arizona, Arkansas and Florida. Some are also asking the gays not to buy any shit today to show bitches how important the gay dollar is! Um. Does that include lube? Because I'm totally out. You can't make me use Crisco, oil or lotion. I can't go back there again.
Now, I tried calling in gay, but my boss is a total Cunty McCunt and I've used that excuse before, so no dice. If you're like me and you can't call in gay, then click here to see how you can help.
If you call in gay, don't try to be slick and spend your day eating dongs, Ding Dongs and watching your stories. Well, if you watch your stories, spend time with One Life to Live. It's been getting good.
And I better not even see Tommy Girl's or Ryan Gaycrest's face today!
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I caught One Life To Live the other day and I agree except for that Marty rape story line that's been going on since 1992. The real gem right now is Young & The Restless where you will be very entertained by Eva Pigford's pathetic attempt at acting and also the dad from Family Ties is on there, Michael Gross playing an inmate !! truly does not disappoint !!!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:15am.
A bunch of lazy bitches are going to come out of the closet today to get the day off.
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*raises hand* I was thinking of being Gayelle for a day to call out.
I almost called in Gay but then I didnt couse I not lol.....Um wait Mk you have a boss?
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I can sympathize with the gay plight, I really can. However, I think lazy ho's will just use this as an excuse not to work today. Seriously, I once had a co-worker who, during Y2K, called in and said she was in her basement with water and canned goods and wasn't coming in, no matter what those bespectacled CNN analyst bastards said.
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Um, you have a job MK? I thought you just posted on here all day...oh, I guess that is a job if you get real technical about it. :)
Gays can't get married yet retards like Elizabitach Crackface from the View can get married.Truly disgusting.
A bunch of lazy bitches are going to come out of the closet today to get the day off.
Joey telecommutes so there is no point in calling in gay....I will just visit Dlisted and Utube constantly....oh, wait,,,,that's everyday....... I know, I'll break out the rainbow boa and wear it to the Publix for my grocery shopping....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:05am.
redpoint_blackdot,
Thanks! It's from the Calvin and Hobbes 'Snowmen' series.
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Very cool. I had forgotten all about the "snowmen" series.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:10am.
I can't believe this country is still so fucking bass akwards when it comes to basic human rights.
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I went to work last night and there was a problem with the roster. They'd hired an overtime and the guy needed the money. Since I was at work they were going to send him home, so I took a vacation day. I'd forgotten what day it was so they can consider it my contribution to the cause in honour of my friend David who would have been militant over this issue but sadly isn't alive.
YAY FOR GAY!
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redpoint_blackdot,
Thanks! It's from the Calvin and Hobbes 'Snowmen' series.
http://www.angelfire.com/wa/zzaran/calvin.html
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Sorry lucky charms but gay marriage ain't a touchy subject at all, and there aren't good arguments for either side. The argument for it is that all people have the same basic human rights. The argument against it is prejudice based on a couple of thousand years of convention based on the word of a group of people who followed a prophet called Jesus and then wrote a book about it. Great if you're part of that sect, but irrelevant if you're not. I'm not sure why Christians or people of any religion feel they have the right to make rules for people who do not even believe that there is any thing beyond the here and now. It's like law being dictated by fairy stories for me. Sorry, but this is a touchy subject in a way I guess, touchy because it is the basic discrimination of one group of people by another because of an accident of their biology. It wouldn't be acceptable if it was because of the colour of their skin, it wouldn't be acceptable if it was because of their religious beliefs, but for some reason it is acceptable because it relates to who you find sexually attractive. Homophobia is the last acceptable prejudice in this world and it makes me very angry indeed!
I am permanently lazy, so I don't have to call in anywhere to not show up. Everybody just knows I'm not coming anyhow.
One Life to Live cracks me up. Up until a few weeks ago there were at least 4-5 people at a time(and a kidnapped dog) being held against their will by a woman with multiple personality disorder, an asshole rapist, the Colombian government, and Mendorran scheisters. Oh, and the war vet with flashbacks from Afghanistan.
A day without the gays, is like a day without sunshine. I love my gays
Clarisse,
Your avie is genius.
As for gay rights, i find it incredible that a group of people can be so adamant in telling the members of a community that they are not a part of; what to do with their lives.
Even if some consider marriage a legal institution and just a piece of paper, its important enough for gays to fight for what they consider a basic right.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I guess Rod Blagojevich won't be at work today either!
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Sometimes I call in Stupid.
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What about that story I heard about New Jersey making a case that allowing gay marriage will bring in 2.5 million in state revenue, or something crazy like that. Put it in terms of money, and it will get approved. All hail the almighty dollar.
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Um not I will not be calling in Gay today. My job is too important.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:36am.
I was walking into Navy Federal with a stroller and holding a baby when this !!!!!BITCH!!! steps OVER my stroller as I'm trying to get it in the door..... she STEPPED OVER MY STROLLER.
If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!
That's sad, I would have made a loud comment about it if I were you.
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I was walking into Navy Federal with a stroller and holding a baby when this !!!!!BITCH!!! steps OVER my stroller as I'm trying to get it in the door..... she STEPPED OVER MY STROLLER.
If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!
STUPID BITCH!!!!
I feel better now.
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Submitted by Mopa on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:26am.
This is too funny because my husband isn't going to work today because he is getting some anal probing.
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Funny!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Ewwww Nitty! lol
Calling in gay won't work for me because my husband will want photographic evidence.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
This is too funny because my husband isn't going to work today because he is getting some anal probing. Dumbass scheduled his first colonoscopy on Day Without a Gay Day. I bet the people at his work are gonna be gossiping about him. Bad enough I had to deal with him monopolizing the bathroom all night last night, now I gotta drive his empty ass to his procedure and back today.
At least I know he is probably gonna take me out to lunch today, considering he hasn't eaten in 24 hours.
Have a great day sluts.
Angel_i, I hold doors open for people. Its called basic manners. I know you have them, I'm shocked daily that so many people lack them.
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As long as MK is here I'll always have a little Gay in my day.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
ME too, Clarisse -
Well, your Daddy didn't raise me but that's how I got raised up, fersure. And my family was insane, even! LOL!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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angel_i,
That is just mans insensitivity to their fellow man. Three women would have done the same...nothing.
I still hold doors for anyone coming in behind me. I still open doors for any female or any person older than me. That's how my daddy raised me. =)
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
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Gay marriage is a touchy subject. There is a good agrument for both sides. I can completely understand and support how our citizens want totally equal treatment for gays in regards to legal marriage certificates. But I can also somewhat come to understand the people's feeling of marriage between one man and one woman. As a married woman myself for many years, and always faithful, and married in a house of God, my marriage is very, very important and sacred to me. But at the same time, ironically, I understand this could possibly be shared between anyone. I think the most important thing to realize, agmost all of this nonsense, is that marriage is not "just a piece of paper", as so many people like to discribe it. It is a legally binding document and more importantly, an always socially and usually reliously binding union that declares to society your absolute commitment to another person. No one should be getting married and divorced, unless there are extentuating circumstances such abuse.
an't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
I'm just waiting for the Supreme Court to get involved. If they can correctly rule anti-sodomy laws are illegal, they can fix this mess too.
When is it gonna be 'White Straight Male Age 18-64 Day'?? O wait thats everyday HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. Suck it Minorities!
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I'd call in gay but I'm not in the US.
I hope this has some kind of visible effect though.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:13am.
Gay marriage?? Bah! Next the races will want to mix and women will want equal rights!
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I have to say to the gays: Watch out! It hit me real hard how we fucked ourselves over with feminism when, as I was riding by on the streetcar, I saw a woman holding a baby and struggling to open up her stuck stroller. Three men stood and chatted in plain view of her and NONE of them offered to help. Remember when men would hold doors for us and help us get over puddles and shit? Yeah, me neither.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Some day this country will get it right. Probably when I'm 89 and drooling all over myself.
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Gay marriage?? Bah! Next the races will want to mix and women will want equal rights! Where's it going to end people!?!?!
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:07am.
I want to call off every day due to mankind's blantant stupidity. But a ho gotta what ho gotta do to make that cash.
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I am SO putting that on a t-shirt.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Damn, wish I could take part....I'm keeping my fingers crossed for positive change!
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I can't believe this country is still so fucking bass akwards when it comes to basic human rights.
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I want to call off every day due to mankind's blantant stupidity. But a ho gotta what ho gotta do to make that cash.
I wish the government would stay outta of people's bedrooms and love lives.
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You know what would be funny? If MK had a real nine-to-five and he posted all his articles from there. That would be the shit. LOL!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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MK, just borrow some from the neighbors. Word of advice tho, check it thoroughly for pubes.
Seriously tho, positive thoughts too all who struggle for equality.
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Damn - they don't have that here do they?
I SO fucking need to be gay today.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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I'm watching my stories today, the bold and the beautiful is really getting good right now.
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It's ok MK..just use conditioner. =)