Are You Calling In Gay Today?
Your office might be a little less gay today because of Day Without A Gay Day! A day without a gay is like a day without Mother's Circus Animal Cookies and the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam. :( A day without a gay is a weepy one.
All gays in America have been called upon to not go to work today and instead volunteer your time to fight Prop 8 and the other anti-gay marriage ballot initiatives in Arizona, Arkansas and Florida. Some are also asking the gays not to buy any shit today to show bitches how important the gay dollar is! Um. Does that include lube? Because I'm totally out. You can't make me use Crisco, oil or lotion. I can't go back there again.
Now, I tried calling in gay, but my boss is a total Cunty McCunt and I've used that excuse before, so no dice. If you're like me and you can't call in gay, then click here to see how you can help.
If you call in gay, don't try to be slick and spend your day eating dongs, Ding Dongs and watching your stories. Well, if you watch your stories, spend time with One Life to Live. It's been getting good.
And I better not even see Tommy Girl's or Ryan Gaycrest's face today!
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Yay to the Gay!
Not gay myself but so what? If we had this in the islands, I'd be calling in gay myself!
To all those opposed to gayness, gay marriage, gay rights etc etc.........years from now, your grandkids are going to be looking back at you and thinking, "Damn! So ignorant!"
Tolerance and acceptance is the key.......be it for a different race, religion, sexual orientation........whatever! Spread da love peeps, spread da love :D
Jussayin: They told me not to cum in to work.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:11pm.
I called in to work this morning with a galloping case of vagina dentata.
.....isn't that a song from The Lion King?
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
I wonder how many people actually did this. Cuz the restaurant by my job was open and fully staffed. and all those bitches are gay. I think they cook the food with the heat of their passionate man lust.
This is like the gas day when u were supposed to boycott high gas prices. that would been nice but sometimes u gotta do what u gotta do.
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I dont think, I drink.
I don't work so I never have to call in but I loves me some Days Of Our Lives,nothing tops that in my book.I have been watching that mess for 15 years!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Calling in was less thrilling than I was hoping, but hey. I'm still doing my queer duty.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
My ex governor is gay
Submitted by Shoebox on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:13pm.
My city mayor is at work, he's a gay and republican
Gay and republican? That reminds me of a friend I have who dated a guy who was both. He said the guy was a cranky closet case, but he couldn't get rid of him because it was like having an albino peacock for a pet.
My city mayor is at work, he's a gay and republican
_ Why not?_
I called in to work this morning with a galloping case of vagina dentata.
@Mel-Tang: I'm glad you grabbed that. I know that feeling all to well!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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chefcammi, where r uuuuuu? I need to ask permission to use your AWESOME quote (see below)! LMAO brilliance....
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Didn't call in, not gay - but thanks for giving a link to help. I will check it out and see what I can do. I have many gay friends and support their civil rights.
Submitted by paulapoo on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:15pm.
Why do some of the old women on the telenovelas wear their lipstick with two pointy peaks in the middle of their upper lip? WTF, do they think they're mimes or something?
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LOL!
Well, I'm not old nor am I on a telenovela but I do that cuz that's what my lips look like. Not SO pointy but still...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:09pm.
I called in 'hot' today. I looked too good for work.. OK, I was scheduled off but I still think I look good. *adjusts sweatpants and wipes smudged eyeliner with a spitty finger*
OMG methinks we're long lost twins!
either that or Im in love
Employers are reporting large numbers of insecure hetero men arriving at work today despite such illnesses as compound fractures and brain tumors.
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Submitted by Raven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:22pm.
wait .. are you not supposed to do that??!?!
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I wish I could find a pic of what I mean! They have Geisha clown mime ass lips, not just the regular cupid's bow pattern.
Submitted by paulapoo on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:15pm.
Why do some of the old women on the telenovelas wear their lipstick with two pointy peaks in the middle of their upper lip? WTF, do they think they're mimes or something?
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wait .. are you not supposed to do that??!?!
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:09pm.
LOL
Smurf, Starr still doesn't have the baby back. The only one aware of the switch is the Bess personality of the Jess/Bess/Tess mess.
Why do some of the old women on the telenovelas wear their lipstick with two pointy peaks in the middle of their upper lip? WTF, do they think they're mimes or something?
I work at home, but I'm calling in gay today also.
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"Jingle Bells, taco shells, Santa's eating clay"
I called in 'hot' today. I looked too good for work.. OK, I was scheduled off but I still think I look good. *adjusts sweatpants and wipes smudged eyeliner with a spitty finger*
i called in sick today ... i wonder if they think i'm gay?
not that that's a bad thing .. but i really am sick :(
I'm completely in support for gay rights and would have called in today..... But the rate things are going with this economy, I think it's best I work just so I have a job at least for the next few months.
And what's up with One Life to Live? Did Starr (ugh, yes with two 'r's') get her baby back?!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
This is so gay, literally. Who cares if you are gay, come to work like everyone else. I hope they don't think this is actually protection against any repercussions of calling in sick or gay.
Mrs. G: I LOVED El Clon! But then I had to get a job that ran over when it was running so I still have no idea how it ended... sadness!
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by paulapoo on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:08am.
I used to be obcessed with novelas my last novelas that I was addicted to was El Clon and Rebelde (lol don't judge!) and I agree with KDR Sabado Gigante is so annoying I cant believe its still on! Any of my Mexican girls in here watch La hora Derbez?...that shit is hilarious!
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Happy Holidays
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:08am.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:45am.
Mel, it would have been YOUR right to kick the shit out of that bitch (i would have done it) but i'm glad you didn't because it would have cause al lot of stress on the bebe.
tee hee. Farrah, it wasn't me. It was chefcammi who had the unfortunate incident with Starbucks-to-treadmill girl. I just said I probably would have bitched the bitch out if it were me. But then again, with a baby, I wouldn't have. I'm only a cunt when I'm alone. :)
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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I will never get why sexual preference matters in the workplace. You shouldn't have to say if you're gay or straight while working. The only job it would really matter in would be prostitution.
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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Snowy: I'm glad you're back! I cried every day you were gone! How you feeling? (PS Will you give me your address? I want to send you a Christmas card.)
On topic: I don't even remember what thread I'm in.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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hello drama my lurv: I had foot surgery. it sucks, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
SNOWY GIRL! *using mom voice* Where the F have you been, young lady????
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:14am.
Farrah: *wut wut!* how are you? :)
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hola mija! today i have to go to the mall (aww, bummer) and get a little something...
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:11am.
Farrah: who is that in your avie?
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The Killers, baby! me luvs them, OBSESSED like, bad. The previous one was Brandon Flowers smoking a ciggie.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Farrah: *wut wut!* how are you? :)
Farrah: who is that in your avie?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Paulapoo: you are a brave soul for watching novelas chica....lol
O and by the way: Sabado Gigante ANNOYS me to no end.
You just don't call in gay, you volunteer! So calling in gay is not lazing around.
I, on the other hand, will call in sick because I am actually sick. Sadness on no TV, but I can count on you sluts to entertain me, right?
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Another fun daytime thing to watch is the telenovelas on Univision. That shit is comedy gold. When I started watching Muchachitas Como Tu, there was one of those lucha libre type wrester dudes with the full facemask hugging a badly burnt dude in a red hoodie. Right then and there, I just had to keep watching.
I tried watching Fuego en la Sangre, but Juan and his sombrero chinstrap are not enough to keep me interested.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:45am.
Mel, it would have been YOUR right to kick the shit out of that bitch (i would have done it) but i'm glad you didn't because it would have cause al lot of stress on the bebe.
Morning, beeshes and sluts!
a salute to my gay friends who had no idea they could call in gay. They get you fired over here for being gay...ugh
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Good mooooooooorning hotnesses!
I'm about to take a stroll around the office....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
So are some cities like San Fransisco shut down for the day?
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I keel U, poopoo heds!
snowpiece on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:00am.
LA: your and MK's boo can call in Grey
- Right?
Hmmm, if he isn't on air tonight, WE'LL ALL KNOW!
Did Tommygirl call in to $cieno Central?
"HI, $cieno? Yea, it's me, yes yes, The One, anygay, me and Travolta are going off grid today, it's GayDay. We're having a picnic and then off to the Men In Thongs show. Thanks."
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LA: your and MK's boo can call in Grey
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
NYone oh shit Eva's on a soap now? LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I won't call in Gay, I will perhaps call in with RETARDED MOM EYES.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:36am.
I was walking into Navy Federal with a stroller and holding a baby when this !!!!!BITCH!!! steps OVER my stroller as I'm trying to get it in the door..... she STEPPED OVER MY STROLLER.
If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!
STUPID BITCH!!!!
I feel better now.
People suck. Especially Starbucks-to-treadmill ones. lol I like that. :)
I would have said something. I have become dangerously vocal in my old age (38). I tell punks off if they do something ignorant.
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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not gay,but I'm home. hubby said I could.
and As the World Turns trumps OLTL with 3 gays(one straight married on the DL), teen sex, dead bodies not really dead, fake alibis, selfish fiancee's, adultry. :D
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Glories stream from Heaven afar"
Submitted by Keane on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 10:04am.
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I understand what you are saying, and I respect it wholeheartedly. And for the most part, I agree with you. But people are free to beleive how they want to bleive and vote how they want to vote. That includes any adult with a registered voter's license. I personally lean towards gay marriage and as a resident of Florida voted no to the ammendent. But at the same time, I do see their point to a certain extent, and yes it is a sticky situation. Anyone who would deny that is really living in a fantasy land. If it were so incredibly clear cut, we wouldn't have any controversy going on. The problem is (if you want to call it that) that the US is very, very conservative, regardless of how our Hollywood movies make us out to be. The US was founded on Puritansim and that mentality is still very well set in people's minds. It is even very well with the blacks. It will take, unfortunately, a very long time to really shake it from this country, if ever. Peace. Love Ya....
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin