Wednesday, December 10th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Chris Dane Owens - Creator and star of one of the most magical music videos of all time. I think this is what the inside of Robert Pattinson's hair looks like as seen through the eyes of Meat Loaf. Prepare to be enchanted. Video below:


And is it just me or does he kind of look like the missing member of Nelson?

For Monica

Posted by: Michael K


Old sparky's picture

Love it, love it. LOVE. IT!

angel_i's picture

Yeah, he's like the basement baby of Nelson. LOL!

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Not only was that horrible musically and visually, and not only did he steal every scene from some other movie (I think he even poached from the Witches of Eastwick) but I don't think Medieval Knights rode in cowboy saddles...

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Spoiled's picture

So I'm watching this shite and thinking, this has got to be an inheritance brat. That video cost way too much money and he has so little talent...
A little check on the web proves that he's the son of Gary Owens of "Laugh In" fame and the voice of over 30,000 commercials. Dad must be so proud of how his son is burning through his cash...

The C word's picture

It's like the worst Harlequin romance novel set to music/video.

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christine the hoff's picture

He's terribly.... pretty.

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Clarisse's picture

It...it...it's like a Narnian acid trip!!!

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NitWitty's picture

EEEEEEeeeeeeeps. That actually hurt me. I had to shut it off.

chefcammi's picture

I....CANNOT.....LISTEN.....TO.....THIS.....SHIT!

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putsomestankonit's picture

Oh shit this is recent? I thought it was mid 90's at best.

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RichBitch's picture

WOW! That is SPECTACULARLY awful! :-D

putsomestankonit's picture

Where was I when this hot mess was out? I loved it, it was pure cheese!

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WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCKING HELL WAS THAT. I JUST ABOUT LOST MY OLD GRANDDAD HIGH AFTER WATCHING THAT FUCKED UP SHIT. EVERYONE CAN FUCK OFF NOW.

Re: Missing member of Nelson. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking when I first saw the screen shot!!!! Also, in the first part of the video he looks like Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings......

HELLCAT's picture

Too early for this shit.

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