The Best Actress Oscar Race Is Over!
Here we have the most important 45 seconds in cinematic history. It's Phoebe Price's pivotal role in the feature film "Get Smart," which really should have been called "Get Cutlets" in her honor. Watch PP instantly go from international supermodel to international screen star in a matter of seconds. Don't blink or make any sudden movements, because you might miss it. I'm serious. Stay still.
No, she doesn't have any lines, but she speaks with her cutlets! The raw emotion is pouring out of her like gravy. I mean, can Meryl Streep pretend to window shop the same way Chicken Cutlets can? I think not. A silver screen star is born.
Below is soon-to-be Oscar winner Chicken Cutlets trying not to be noticed at the very private The Ivy restaurant yesterday. The usually humble PP was kind enough to show off her editorial spread in Vogue Magazine. Okay, it was really some tabloid, but what's the difference, really? Not much, so says Jennifer Aniston! Notice how PP tags all the pages she's in. She's so organized! PP must be prepared for the thousands of fans who attack her on the street to see let see her latest work.
I also threw in some screen shots of PP's powerful performance. My faith in American cinema has been restored.
Wenn
Thanks Drew
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Phoebe's headband would go most excellently with Lindsay's ripped jeans and hi-tops.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:55pm.
When my time comes, I fully expect the face of grim death to look like PP in the third thumbnail.
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And then when he's eating your eyeballs he's wearing Thumbnail #4 face..
You bitches made me take a closer look *shudder* Thanks for nothing.
I know there's a YouTube clip out there of Phoebe Price at the Get Smart premiere. I've seen it. She's interviewed and says "I sure hope I made the cutting room floor." Seriously. Now, Miss Phoebe, this is Ground Zero why you are forced to lunch at The Ivy for attention. You don't "want to make the cutting room floor". Look it up.
Submitted by MrsJCaesar on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:56pm.
ha!! it totally is in french!
international supermodel!!!!! hahahaha!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:55pm.
When my time comes, I fully expect the face of grim death to look like PP in the third thumbnail.
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And then when he's eating your eyeballs he's wearing Thumbnail #4 face..
that movie sucked hard. pity. they had such a good trailer - i was excited when i saw the teaser last summer!
fuckers.
did even have a alfa spider in it.
ot, i think that blonde bitch was trying to upstage pp!
PPTV!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
it's creamie!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Is that a french tabloid? She really is an international supermodel.
When my time comes, I fully expect the face of grim death to look like PP in the third thumbnail.
Oh my god, that was actually exciting. Seriously, I got all happy for PP.
It's like seeing someone you know on TV! Like when Mr. Hekki had a clip on the local news during the blackout, or when my friend's boyfriend was in a cheese commercial. Or my friend from school had a walk-on role in a Scorcese film.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:49pm.
Fifth.........just kidding.
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On topic: I thought she was dead or something. Haven't heard about her for awhile.
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they showed this crapfest on the last plane i took
i fell asleep
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Fifth.........just kidding.