The Best Actress Oscar Race Is Over!
Here we have the most important 45 seconds in cinematic history. It's Phoebe Price's pivotal role in the feature film "Get Smart," which really should have been called "Get Cutlets" in her honor. Watch PP instantly go from international supermodel to international screen star in a matter of seconds. Don't blink or make any sudden movements, because you might miss it. I'm serious. Stay still.
No, she doesn't have any lines, but she speaks with her cutlets! The raw emotion is pouring out of her like gravy. I mean, can Meryl Streep pretend to window shop the same way Chicken Cutlets can? I think not. A silver screen star is born.
Below is soon-to-be Oscar winner Chicken Cutlets trying not to be noticed at the very private The Ivy restaurant yesterday. The usually humble PP was kind enough to show off her editorial spread in Vogue Magazine. Okay, it was really some tabloid, but what's the difference, really? Not much, so says Jennifer Aniston! Notice how PP tags all the pages she's in. She's so organized! PP must be prepared for the thousands of fans who attack her on the street to see let see her latest work.
I also threw in some screen shots of PP's powerful performance. My faith in American cinema has been restored.
Wenn
Thanks Drew
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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:43pm.
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Kdraco!!!! Hugs and KY to you!!! XOXOXOXO!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:39pm.
Please slowly disengage the CapsLock key, move away from the computer, and take your meds.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:41pm.
Is Charles Manson Jim's doppelganger?
I say No, for a few reasons. Each is unique in his own fuck-laced, all-caps way.
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Momus you hwat hooker, LovesSkeletina has been back, just not a lot.
And kdraco, THE PATTERN! I watch "Fringe" too much.
I don't think it was him/her/it today though.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOL the afternoon crumbs' attack was too much today.... the poops were out of control.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:40pm.
methinks it twas not LovesSkeletina
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but "fuckingloveangelina" or something was hilarious. Kinda like Comingback.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
I don't understand some of the hate for this lady. She seems super sweet and is only trying to follow her dream. Lighten up, people!
i must've blinked...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I saw Get Smart on a plane a while ago. I thought it looked kinda good, even compared to the TV classic. I knew PP was in it but, try as I might, never saw her. Maybe she was on when I was tucking into my $6 boxed snack.
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:38pm.
Farrah: you remember her comments? I just read something very similar...*sigh*
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yes, i do.. lemme know the thread..
@Lori: believe it or not... Afternoon Crumbs.
pretty lame, i gotta tell you.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Happy Hour, Lory & Love Anderson: hmmm not enough cuntiness YET - but the pattern's there...
(I seriously need a life for saying that LMAO)
Lory:(I wanted to say hello too: HELLO!)
Farrah: This one and the Lindsay thread.
Is Charles Manson Jim's doppelganger?
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:35pm.
Dear Dlisters:
I have a question: Is Love Angelina back?
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I think that LA and James Haven are canoodling. Both have been MIA for a long time.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:35pm
methinks it twas not LovesSkeletina.
Not enough cunting.
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
THIS BITCH IS SO GODDAMN FUCKING IDIOTIC. THIS CHICK IS FUCKING COMPLETELY INSANE. SHE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE GODDAMN MARY POPPINS. FUCK THAT. SHOWING YOUR TABLOID PICS TO PAPS. ARE YOU COMPLETELY BUTT FUCK BAT SHIT FUCKING GODDAMN CUNT WILD CRAZY. TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY FUCKING DELUSIONAL.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:37pm.
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What thread?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Kdracofan... looks like it! smells like it too
Farrah: you remember her comments? I just read something very similar...*sigh*
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:35pm.
Dear Dlisters:
I have a question: Is Love Angelina back?
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Earlier today we were attacked by an angry mob of JJ Loonies. So, i'm pretty sure she GOT banned, but you never know..
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Dear Dlisters:
I have a question: Is Love Angelina back?
Farrah on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by myeager on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:28pm.
ok seriously, who the hell is phoebe price?
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none of us know. She just came out of nowhere with a bunch of Star Magazines....
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That just made me laugh out loud because it's so true...no clue I tell ya'!
Submitted by myeager on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:28pm.
ok seriously, who the hell is phoebe price?
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none of us know. She just came out of nowhere with a bunch of Star Magazines....
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by PrincessOfTheThrone on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:11pm.
I don't know what I would do without new Cutlets posts. I would actually be very sad.
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Maybe we should start a support group with you and MK and all the other dlisted sluts who wouldn't know what to do without Phoebe Price in their lives.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
ok seriously, who the hell is phoebe price?
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:20pm.
MK.. I really liked better when you were obsessed with KPrice/Jordan... I just can't stand this lady....
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Why is it ok for MK to obsess over so many people but when I obsesses over ONE person for a millisecond....all of a sudden im the devils spawn? You guys r re-dick-u-lous!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
That's right, la cooc. Save the fire crotches! They must only breed with each other.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:18pm.
momus - MK is hooked through the bag when it comes to PP. Or is that Pee Pee? *scratching head*
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Doesn't matter. It's the same thing.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Chicken Cutlets with the Turkey look? Poultry in Motion!
Har har hee hee! You hos is funny!
Lindsay Lohan needs to die her hair back that wonderul shade of red it was when she was young. Red hair is so beautiful and unusual and it baffels me why so many redheads go to such great lengths to change their color...
( * )( * )( 0 )( 0 )( o )( o )( ^ )( ^ )( < )( > )
SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
is that Pee Pee?
Hahahaha!
Thanksgiving is over...what's with the Pocahontas get up? She needs to give it a rest. Chicken Cutlets with the Turkey look? Poultry in Motion!
MK.. I really liked better when you were obsessed with KPrice/Jordan... I just can't stand this lady....
crazyinjapan - sorry, you said it first!
momus - MK is hooked through the bag when it comes to PP. Or is that Pee Pee? *scratching head*
Hold up. Why does she have a plate on her head in the 5th thumbnail? It looks like a fucked up satellite dish! What is that thing?
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:02pm.
For the love of all that is hairy, can we please look forward to a 2009 with NO PP posts? Seriously, what does this freckly wrinkled waste of skin DO?
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Maybe this should be MK's New Year's Resolution. A PP free 2009. Stop giving this dumb talentless tramp attention. I give him 3 weeks at most.
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I doubt that he could last 3 days without a PP fix.
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I wish that flying saucer hovering above her head in thumbnail 5 would whisk her away to another galaxy.
I don't know what I would do without new Cutlets posts. I would actually be very sad.
Sluttsville on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:02pm.
I prefer the term Cougar, thank you very much.
When is The Ivy gonna paint that ratty ass fence already?
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
aw, fuck...I blinked!
oh well...
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
That's it??!! That's what all the big build up (on Dlisted, that is) has been about??!! Not even one word out of her international supermodel/screen star mouth? Probably just as well.
I had to watch the stupid thing twice because I blinked.
Hey Tits, if you're around, could you please translate the magazine pages for us? :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by MrsJCaesar on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:02pm.
In the first picture her "feature" in the french tabloid is one of those "What's different in the second picture?" thingies (like on the back cover of Highlights magazine)!
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I sent a drawing of Ms. Pac-Man in to Highlights magazine when I was 6. The didn't print it.
It was then that I realized I would never have a career in art.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:06pm.
Maybe this should be MK's New Year's Resolution. A PP free 2009. Stop giving this dumb talentless tramp attention. I give him 3 weeks at most.
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Maybe we need to do an intervention. Then again, he was like this about Jordan until PP came along. Or Queen of Lucite. I'm not sure.
Ugh.
That outfit is some Marcia Brady on acid backstage at a Hendrix concert right there, and all you jelly h8n ho's is some Jan Brady on h8eraid right now....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:02pm.
For the love of all that is hairy, can we please look forward to a 2009 with NO PP posts? Seriously, what does this freckly wrinkled waste of skin DO?
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Maybe this should be MK's New Year's Resolution. A PP free 2009. Stop giving this dumb talentless tramp attention. I give him 3 weeks at most.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Pshaww! My split second scene in Southland Tales was better.
Ok, so I guess the Adderall is in full swing today, because I noticed another crucial detail...
In the first picture her "feature" in the french tabloid is one of those "What's different in the second picture?" thingies (like on the back cover of Highlights magazine)!
Can you spot the "7 Errors"?
For the love of all that is hairy, can we please look forward to a 2009 with NO PP posts? Seriously, what does this freckly wrinkled waste of skin DO?
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:53pm.
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What drugs did her mother do when she was pregnant with Phoebe to make her think that she isn't just a great big piece of poop floating in a toilet? She is ugly, delusional and talentless. A total waste of space, oxygen, water and food. I would rather send her food to a starving person in Africa who wants to become someone who has meaning instead of this useless twat.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
aw my gawd! she can not seriously say shes IN that movie man, can she?? she was blurry-random-woman-in-the-background!!!
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