The Best Actress Oscar Race Is Over!
Here we have the most important 45 seconds in cinematic history. It's Phoebe Price's pivotal role in the feature film "Get Smart," which really should have been called "Get Cutlets" in her honor. Watch PP instantly go from international supermodel to international screen star in a matter of seconds. Don't blink or make any sudden movements, because you might miss it. I'm serious. Stay still.
No, she doesn't have any lines, but she speaks with her cutlets! The raw emotion is pouring out of her like gravy. I mean, can Meryl Streep pretend to window shop the same way Chicken Cutlets can? I think not. A silver screen star is born.
Below is soon-to-be Oscar winner Chicken Cutlets trying not to be noticed at the very private The Ivy restaurant yesterday. The usually humble PP was kind enough to show off her editorial spread in Vogue Magazine. Okay, it was really some tabloid, but what's the difference, really? Not much, so says Jennifer Aniston! Notice how PP tags all the pages she's in. She's so organized! PP must be prepared for the thousands of fans who attack her on the street to see let see her latest work.
I also threw in some screen shots of PP's powerful performance. My faith in American cinema has been restored.
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Thanks MK, I watched this subpar movie pretending to make homage to "get smart" and even though I looked for Chicken Cutlets, I could not figure out where the "international supermodel" was. Now that I know, I must say, she was in one of the better scenes, before the movie got past stupid. that is all.____________________________________________
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:57pm.
Hi Wonderkid. Yeah, I know. I can read French (sort of) but TITS is a faux Canuck because she can't (as most of us anglos can't), so I'm making fun of her. :)
I can see two picture errors - if you're not counting the fact that she's in a magazine in the first place.
Underneath, it says that, if you play some game, you can win one of 90 DVD's. Hope it isn't "Get Smart".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:33pm.
G'nite HWORES! I love you all like the JJers love St. Angie...obsessively, and don't think that restraining order is going to do any good,btw, I'm watching you hwores... but for now, you sluts are safe, cuz I gotta get my sexay on...
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Awwww...even me?
Thats so sweet, I hope you have sweet dreams of PP being an even bigger and more beautiful actress than Angie and you wake up beeming from all the warmth that dream will give you tonigt!!!!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Seriously PP that was the worst performance on film of any walk-on.
Even Toby the itchy ass dog, had more screen presence.
And the blond was so trying take the spotlight.
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Goodnight, Tigerlilly. *peeking from burrow*
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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and 4" patent leather pumps.....ahuuuu!
PS: Good night Tigerlilly
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:33pm.
G'nite HWORES!
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Good night from your ever faithful pet human.
No trips to the Morgue, k? :)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
G'nite HWORES! I love you all like the JJers love St. Angie...obsessively, and don't think that restraining order is going to do any good,btw, I'm watching you hwores... but for now, you sluts are safe, cuz I gotta get my sexay on...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:00pm.
Poops.
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I think, perhaps, you meant "bloops". Yes?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
LOL Kacky... K is right you have to swagger.. fishnets are a plus too...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
OMG ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY ASKING!?!?
When it is all spelled out for you in that clip.
LOOK at her.
But seriously. He goes: Am I invisible?
Say it with me now: PRICELESS! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:26pm.
*trembling*
If you say so then I will believe you. You know that the interweb can be a scary place ... especially when you're little. I'm not a big, brave, sleek, powerful tiger like you. I'm just a tiny meerkat.
Since CM is your friend, I'll trust him.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Kacky yes but you also have to add the 'swagger' walk
you mean like this?
Lory: winking at you a la Sarah Palin *bow chicka bow*
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:52pm.
But *trembling* all his yelling was hurting our little ears and scaring us and you weren't here to protect us. *head hanging, clutching paws*
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No, Momus, our Cholly M. the good Cholly M...that bad ol' crazy Cholly be all locked up without no interwebs and shit, 'sides, our Cholly M called me a FUCKING WHORE...*giggling like a school girl* Isn't that sweet? I think I might lurves him....*blushing*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The whole point of him posting about her is that it's funny in an ironic way. See? So wishing MK won't post about her is kind of pointless, since he's doing it because it IS so ridiculous and it has an odd kind of laughs that go along wit it...
And also, ahaha, that cutting room floor this is hilarious. Honey, that's where you don't want to be. Girl...!!!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:52pm
GODDAMN BLESS-YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE.
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*Swoons*....You had me at FUCKING WHORE...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I feel fresh today Kdraco, but that is anudder thang....
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Why does she do that with the magazines? It's creepy.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Lory: No way! I call you 'fresh' but whatever lory.wants.lory.gets.
It's so on...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Kdraco, did you just call me puta? You know I love it when you talk dirty to me...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:52pm
GODDAMN BLESS-YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. I'VE ATTACKED MANY A FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEFS, OAKS TREES, ROSE BUSHES AND COFFEE TABLES IN MY FUCKING GODDAMN LIFE, BUT NEVER ANOTHER PERSON OR PRECIOUS ANIMAL. UNLESS IT IS A USELESS GODDAMN FUCKING CUNTY ASSHOLE FUCKING BUTTFUCKING CELEBRITY. I LOVE ALL GODDAMN FUCKED UP PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY YOU MOMUS THE SARCASTIC AND YOUR GODDAMN FUCKED UP AS HELL CUTE AS HELL AVITAR.
Lory: Come over here you fresca!
Kdraco, Ah ain't joking... *maniacal laughter*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lory: Lmao - thanks for that
If this firecrotch bitch does not win Best Supporting Actress, I have a feeling the Second Coming will arrive earlier than expected.
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"HELL NO KITTY."
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:52pm.
Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:48pm
I wuv my avie too.
I think he is hosting Live with Regis and Kelly Thursday and Friday again
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That rant he did about LL sister last time on that show was so SPOT ON and priceless.....I never knew how funny he was till I saw that!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Poops.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:53pm.
Edifying?
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:52pm.
But *trembling* all his yelling was hurting our little ears and scaring us and you weren't here to protect us. *head hanging, clutching paws*
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Mustang Sally: It's just some trashy French tabloids. One might be People but it's too hard to read. The funny one is the one that shows 2 parallel pix of PP with "7 errors" that I guess you're supposed to find by comparing the pix.
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:50pm.
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Of course! We used to do that before you got married, why change now?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:49pm.
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Why did I just picture Sacha Baron Cohen in a flimsy green rag talking to me
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Because you have a dirty mind.
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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:50pm.
I would never interfere with such a lovely ménage à trois.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:49pm.
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Why did I just picture Sacha Baron Cohen in a flimsy green rag talking to me?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Fuck-laced....that's a new one. Always a learnin' on the DL.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:51pm.
WHAT? M.E. was posing as sugarpiepoo? I missed that!....
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That's the poop. No pun intended, of course. But yes, that is what I was told. M.E. was trying to be funny and it didn't work, I guess.
Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:48pm
I wuv my avie too.
I think he is hosting Live with Regis and Kelly Thursday and Friday again.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:47pm.
hahahahaha, FuckingLoveAngelina is LoLo!!!
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of course that was LoLo! that bitch needs a sitcom.
@Sugaroo: who said that? that is so NOT M.E. no,that was some JJ loonie. Or just a loonie.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:39pm.
Please slowly disengage the CapsLock key, move away from the computer, and take your meds.
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Oh, no you di'nt just do my CHOLLY M. like that...NUH-UH...*waving tiger claw in face*...Talk to the paw....*turning tiger head away*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
WHAT? M.E. was posing as sugarpiepoo? I missed that!....
Momus: we can share her!
Wow you would think after 10/30 years of standing outside the Ivy. She would understand that its not working. Time to get a new plan.
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Ho buster #1!
Love Anderson: I hope you are right...lol
& Happy Hour: It was a very entertaining day around here indeed
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:46pm.
Are you trying to make M.E. jealous by flirting with kdracofan?
Naughty, naughty.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:45pm.
*blushing at the compliment*
But where's James?
BTW: I'm envious of your avie. Such a great pic of The Platinum Fox. He's worthier than silver.
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hahahahaha, FuckingLoveAngelina is LoLo!!!
Boswalla to make times of crazy mouth talk with Gnomes.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:38pm.
Farrah: you remember her comments? I just read something very similar...*sigh*
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yes, i do.. lemme know the thread..
@Lori: believe it or not... Afternoon Crumbs.
pretty lame, i gotta tell you.
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Someone said M.E. was busted for posting as sugarpiepoo and that the others are from the forum.