The Best Actress Oscar Race Is Over!
Here we have the most important 45 seconds in cinematic history. It's Phoebe Price's pivotal role in the feature film "Get Smart," which really should have been called "Get Cutlets" in her honor. Watch PP instantly go from international supermodel to international screen star in a matter of seconds. Don't blink or make any sudden movements, because you might miss it. I'm serious. Stay still.
No, she doesn't have any lines, but she speaks with her cutlets! The raw emotion is pouring out of her like gravy. I mean, can Meryl Streep pretend to window shop the same way Chicken Cutlets can? I think not. A silver screen star is born.
Below is soon-to-be Oscar winner Chicken Cutlets trying not to be noticed at the very private The Ivy restaurant yesterday. The usually humble PP was kind enough to show off her editorial spread in Vogue Magazine. Okay, it was really some tabloid, but what's the difference, really? Not much, so says Jennifer Aniston! Notice how PP tags all the pages she's in. She's so organized! PP must be prepared for the thousands of fans who attack her on the street to see let see her latest work.
I also threw in some screen shots of PP's powerful performance. My faith in American cinema has been restored.
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I think I heard PP talk one time and she has the cutest southern accent. It really is adorable.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:44am.
Now if PP had the forethought to wear a green skirt she might have stopped traffic wif dis outfit.
Well, kudos for trying? Her hair is more magenta (or something) and her dress is, as TV said, UPS brown.... I bet lots of people gawk at her as it is: "Why is Pocahontas standing outside that fancy restaurant holding up French tabloids?"
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Jeez Louise: That mag clearly says: erreurs. RIGHT on her pic! Is that how we started speakin french?
@TV: For reals, if she went in we wouldn't be able to see ...um...so much of her, I guess...
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I didn't even notice her the first time, I had to play it again and pay closer attention.
I've never seen an extra work so hard. Damn.
How nice must the Ivy be if they leave this piece of trash on the sidewalk out front. Too bad they don't take food stamps, she might be able to save enough to actually go inside.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:41am.
Angel and LCT: Peut-être à cause de la légende qui veut que les bébés y naissent.
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Ah! Vous pouvez avoir raison! Bonne idee!
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Pour être aimé est mieux que de prendre un taxi à l'église!
Now if PP had the forethought to wear a green skirt she might have stopped traffic wif dis outfit.
red
amber
green
Gedit?
*crickets*
*slinks away in shame*
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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:40am.
Mon cochon a mangé votre chapeau de la mère!
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I think you mean "mon jean de la mere";p
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How adorable! Way to go Phoebe!
I like when she just stood in the background staring at the scene taking place.
Angel and LCT: Peut-être à cause de la légende qui veut que les bébés y naissent.
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Mon cochon a mangé votre chapeau de la mère!
Nite, LCT:)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:35am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:31am.
It's a term of endearment in French. You know - like "whore" or "bitch":)
You're right, but isn't it after the pastry, which is all sweet and creamy?
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No, sadly, it's cabbage.
@LCT: That's so funny. I know this super cute kids song about being a potato growing out of the ground. How we're all potatoes. It's in English tho...I wonder if i could find it...
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G'night folks! xo
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:31am.
@LCT:
LOL! I did. It's a term of endearment in French. You know - like "whore" or "bitch":)
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Hot. I like. Touche mes jugs, ma petite pomme de terre.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:31am.
It's a term of endearment in French. You know - like "whore" or "bitch":)
You're right, but isn't it after the pastry, which is all sweet and creamy? *going to look up--along with Gomez*
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
@LCT:
LOL! I did. It's a term of endearment in French. You know - like "whore" or "bitch":)
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:22am.
Mais, oui! N'importe quel temps, mon chou!
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Did you just call me a cabbage?
@Sheeps: I thought he just said: I love it when you speak French. Like, even if she spoke Italian. LOL!
But in trying to find out I found this vid that SO needs to be renamed a tribute to Brad and Angelina LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NklaRcM3WPI
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:22am.
What did Gomez say when Morticia spoke French? Cara mia something.
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:19am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:18am.
Moi aussi:)
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Voulez vous mangez une pamplemousse avec moi dans la bibliotheque et apres fermer la porte et garder la poubelle?
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Mais, oui! N'importe quel temps, mon chou!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:16am.
The Popular Bible guy couldn't even get his own name right.
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:18am.
Moi aussi:)
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Voulez vous mangez une pamplemousse avec moi dans la bibliotheque et apres fermer la porte et garder la poubelle?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:18am.
J'aime la bibliotheque.
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Moi, aussi:)
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J'aime la bibliotheque.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:06am.
Submitted by bibliapopula on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:54pm.
Bibula? What's that?
Whatever it is, it's popula.
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Moostang Silly! Nighty night!
@Mustang:
You have mail. They include info! =)
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That was her big role in this film? Just to walk by and not even be noticed? From they she talked I thought she had a speaking part. Get over yourself Chicken Cutlets!
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Nite All,
Love you all for being so damned funny.
La Coocaracha - haven't made up my mind about you, yet. Either you are a really good fraud and just pretend to be a pain in the ass or you are a slutty ho (she claims to make porn vids and put them online - wanted to know if TITS and I wanted to ...... never mind, I'd have to drink Lysol again to get the idea out of my brain.) Time will tell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by bibliapopula on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:54pm.
Bibula? What's that?
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:42pm.
You're a dlister. Tigerlilly guards all dlisters.
BTW: What do the symbols in your siggie mean?
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they're
BOOBS!!!!!!
*makes motorboat noise*
( * )( * )( 0 )( 0 )( o )( o )( ^ )( ^ )( < )( > )
Dont go to Law School!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ABhatAfsA
PHOEBE IS A FUCKING STUPID WHORE. AND THAT JOLIE IS A LABIA LIPPED BABOONED LIPPED WASHED UP FUCKED FUCK BITCH. THAT PITT IS A DRIED UP GODDAMN FUCKING PRUNE WHO IS FUCKING WONDERING WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK HE IS DOING WITH 6 KIDS WITH THAT GODDAMN UGLY ASS FUCKING WHORE. PHEOBE WOULDN'T LOOK TO FUCKING BAD IF SHE TOOK THE FUCKING PUSSY MOUNDS OUT OF HER FUCKING CHEEKS AND GOT A NORMAL FUCKING HAIRCOLOR AND NORMAL FUCKING EYES AND NORMAL FUCKING MOUTH AND NORMAL FUCKING BODY AND A GODDAMN TOTALLY FUCKING DIFFERENT APPEARANCE. THEN SHE WOULD LOOK FUCKING OK.
Goodnight, dlisters. I'm burrowing down for the night. And, unlike TL, this is my final post for the day/night/whatever.
Cheers.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:57pm.
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LOL. Why am I not shocked? LOL I guess it figures...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
as if this day wasn't quite weird enough, we now have bible spam
Submitted by bibliapopula on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:54pm.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:47pm.
Nah... they're boobies! Well, boobicons? Not like I care, but they show the different types of nips that a woman can have.
And with that insight, I'm going to bed.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Nice dress, it looks like something you'd wear to a UPS driver's wedding.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:47pm.
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I think it's satanic for "My other ride is your man".
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Night, Tiger (you always make one final bow after your first one).
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Phoebe is best viewed in thumbnail vision. Just far enough away so you don't gag.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:43pm.
Oh, cool. I shouldn't have butted in. I know you posted some perfect French a while ago. TITS is a smarty. The fact she forgot high-school French is not a failing.
Re PP, I'm a fan. First, I'm a fan because I think anything MK likes is cool, even the gross, stupid stuff. Second, she's so LA in her empty aspirations and deluded dreams. She's like an old Heidi Montag. Third, she has some inherent wide-eyed, freckled, Southern charm (as does her mom).
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:33pm.
G'nite HWORES! I love you all like the JJers love St. Angie...obsessively, and don't think that restraining order is going to do any good,btw, I'm watching you hwores... but for now, you sluts are safe, cuz I gotta get my sexay on...
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Awwww...even me?
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Even you....*hiding can of Raid behind tiger back*....
Oh I keed, I keed, come here and give me a big fat kiss...with tongue, always with tongue...
Wait, where are you going??? What'd I say? What'd I say?....
Psssht...sure they act like all hot to trot 'til they gotta put out...all right, I'm quitting a bitch and going for a sure thing...Always go for the sure thing
'nite bitches...(this time for reals)...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Good-night Tiger Lilly. Blowing kisses.
Oh, crap, cockroach, how did I end up on top of you? This isn't one of your vids, you know. Don't think I did it on purpose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:42pm.
You're a dlister. Tigerlilly guards all dlisters.
BTW: What do the symbols in your siggie mean?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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