The Best Actress Oscar Race Is Over!
Here we have the most important 45 seconds in cinematic history. It's Phoebe Price's pivotal role in the feature film "Get Smart," which really should have been called "Get Cutlets" in her honor. Watch PP instantly go from international supermodel to international screen star in a matter of seconds. Don't blink or make any sudden movements, because you might miss it. I'm serious. Stay still.
No, she doesn't have any lines, but she speaks with her cutlets! The raw emotion is pouring out of her like gravy. I mean, can Meryl Streep pretend to window shop the same way Chicken Cutlets can? I think not. A silver screen star is born.
Below is soon-to-be Oscar winner Chicken Cutlets trying not to be noticed at the very private The Ivy restaurant yesterday. The usually humble PP was kind enough to show off her editorial spread in Vogue Magazine. Okay, it was really some tabloid, but what's the difference, really? Not much, so says Jennifer Aniston! Notice how PP tags all the pages she's in. She's so organized! PP must be prepared for the thousands of fans who attack her on the street to see let see her latest work.
I also threw in some screen shots of PP's powerful performance. My faith in American cinema has been restored.
Wenn
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:24am.
Wait a minute! She once said she was, "doing Get Smart with Steve Carrell"?!?!?! ....and that was IT?!
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Wow..seriously??
More and more pitiful everyday!
You know, this stupid fame whore probably added "Get Smart" to her resume! ah ahahahahahahah
don't get me wrong, i LOVE ann hathaway, but PP should have had her role. you go girl!
She looked at the camera. Fail.
I love thumbnail #5, when she's standing under the lamp...it looks like a halo!! Or maybe a space hat.
LOL, it looks like she's in slow motion as she walks away while the rest of the world is in real time.
Did she take a beadazzler to my old Brownie uniform???
Hey look! Mr. Manson ate his Wheaties this morning! LOL! REV EM UP!
I gotta say, Phoebe Price doesn't bother me that much. I kinda like her. She reminds me of Lucy trying to get into the show. Paris and the rest of the Hollywood skanks have no talent and yet, we're bombarded by their fuckery almost everyday. At least Phoebe works hard (posing 24/7 on the corner of Robertson blvd). Rock on Phoebe.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
She looks amazing for 29!
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:24am.
Wait a minute! She once said she was, "doing Get Smart with Steve Carrell"?!?!?! ....and that was IT?!
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Fucking shit, Mabel. The chick is crazier than a hoot owl. Completely delusional. And I thought I would get a better great on morning vodka buze than this morning fucked up shit. But reading your angelic self makes it all the much better.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Wait a minute! She once said she was, "doing Get Smart with Steve Carrell"?!?!?! ....and that was IT?!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
She is a self-absorbed, no talent, ugly asshole I've grown to hate. We should all stop feeding her addiction for attention and she will vanish like "a fart in the wind". (Shawshank Redemption)
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She's not even a tabloid story, she's in like a "what's wrong with this picture" segment. Stop, Phoebe. Just stop.
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THIS?? THIS IS WHAT I GET TO WAKE UP TO???
NO amount of yoga can clear my mind of this horrid memory aptly named Phoebe Price. You know, I used to like the name Phoebe.. when it was owned my Phoebe Cates.. but now this tart has, how did Manson put it?- SLITHERED her way into my mind, and raped my perverbial memory of anything having to do with the pure beauty that IS Phoebe Cates.
SHAME ON YOU! I agree with Manson- GET A REAL HAIRCUT! Wash off your face, you old geezer! Youre embarrasing yourself.
PS: grammer and spelling OUT THE WINDOW until I've had my 1st cup of coffee!
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SHE LOOKS FUCKING LIKE SOMETHING THAT FUCKING SLITHERED OUT OF MY FUCKING GODDAMN ASSHOLE. I HAVE FUCKING NEVER SEEN A MORE GODDAMN FUCKED UP FACE IN MY LIFE. SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE FUCKING GODDAMN DOCTOR AND GET THAT FUCKING SHIT REMOVED OUT OF HER GODDAMN FACE AND THEN FUCKING GODDAMN SLINK OVER TO THE HAIRDRESSER TO GET A FUCKING GODDMAN FUCKING NORMAL FUCKING FUCKED ASSHOLE FUCKED DYE JOB.
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Her clothes look like consignment store items. The poop that grannies with gaudy taste drop off.
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bâton dans mon trou non non!
Sorry.
She just stands there at the end and stares at the camera. She's brilliant.
OMG! In the last seconds of the scene, se looks directly INTO the camera. Way yo go Phoebe!
Who the fuck is that cunty bitch Phoebe Price? We don´t know her in Germany and I´m starting to hate her. Why is she always posing with those magazines? Is she crazy? Looks like Chucky´s bride.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 2:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:18am.
Moi aussi:)
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what kind of bizzaro dlisted universe did I stumble into here?
i thought you were canadian?
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For reals. I confused myself, too, for moment there;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:18am.
Moi aussi:)
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what kind of bizzaro dlisted universe did I stumble into here?
i thought you were canadian?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:06am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:04am.
(You said "titular.")
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yeth?
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:38am.
I swear, I will send you some tonight! I has some new ones but dey not that funny. Use what you can!
Gotta get to the shops before they close. Later ya'll.
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Phoebe Price is definitely the best thing about this clip. She sort of floats by like a ginger summer breeze.
How much more wooden can Steve Carell get? Doesn't anybody realize he's not funny anymore? And Anne Hathaway is the most overrated actress in history!
I say rewrite the story and make PP the star and Steve and Anne the walkers-by. Carell might act wooden but PP can act plastic- now THERE"S a feat!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:34am.
I'm pretty sure it was those posts that made US ask the same question. And also helped us to discover that she is an international model!
http://www.phoebeprice.com/home_page.php
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*jaw hits floor*
O.M.G. She lists three, count them, THREE cameo appearances!!! I thought you had to be famous before your appearances could be called cameo's?
And she's hasn't updated it yet to include her 'cameo' in Get Smart!
HAHAHA.
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Hey, M2C:
Did you send me that avvie....? Or any other new ones...hmmm?
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You know what? On a very serious note, snarkiness aside, who gets off on this? In all seriousness, you have to be a really fucked up person to think you are going to get any kind of legitimate, leading role in a movie while showing off taboild pictures to paps. I've tried to give her benefit of the doubt and say, "Well, hey man, maby she is working it." But no, she is a freak, pure and simple. NO ONE in their right mind goes out and starts freakishly posing for pictures, especially holding up a tabloid.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Wow. Cinematic history in the making. Chills are running down my spine.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:28am.
LOL! Now that you put it that way. That's why I think she's awesome, she just never gives up.
Where's TITS! She posted the most awesome thing about PP and why she deserves big repect for her famewhoring ways. It had a 'little engine that could' theme to it. Gold.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:24am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:19am.
LOL! It was pretty simple. All the posts were "Phoebe is so beautiful. I love her and all her work!"
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Haha! Hmmmm...subtle.
LOL at 'all her work'. WTF has she actually done?
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I'm pretty sure it was those posts that made US ask the same question. And also helped us to discover that she is an international model!
http://www.phoebeprice.com/home_page.php
Her site never used to be so SUAVE tho...that's new.
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PP is such a waste of space,I have no idea why she gets even tabloid press and she has to be one of the worst dressed women ever.PP is a big yucky mess.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:24am.
She's stood in front of the Ivy without getting arrested for loitering for almost 2 years straight, isn't that enough of an accomplishment? David Blaine wouldn't have lasted 6 weeks, and he's just as useless.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:19am.
LOL! It was pretty simple. All the posts were "Phoebe is so beautiful. I love her and all her work!"
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Haha! Hmmmm...subtle.
LOL at 'all her work'. WTF has she actually done?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:17am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:11am.
No shit? How'd you know it was her?
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LOL! It was pretty simple. All the posts were "Phoebe is so beautiful. I love her and all her work!"
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:11am.
No shit? How'd you know it was her? I thinking the other day she should thank MK for all he does for her. Pffft. Typical celebrity move, work it till you get all famous wif the movies and magazine editorials then forget those that got you to the top!!! Ummm...no, wait. Nevermind.
Do you 'member what name she used?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:08am.
Well, now, that's a good example: Coco hasn't done anything more than PP, yet she's known. And PP works more or less alone, without an ex-rapper/TV actor on her arm.
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:03am.
It might be a brainless matching game in the middle of a foreign hair-salon mag, but it's press. She (or her mom) (under aliases) used to post on DL when MK first started pimping her, but not much now.
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:06am.
She could find a paying job if her tits were more titular. CoCo's are huge and look how bus....no, wait, bad example.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:04am.
(You said "titular.")
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:00am.
They also left out her years starring as the titular puppet on Madam's Place.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:53am.
Well, kudos for trying? Her hair is more magenta (or something) and her dress is, as TV said, UPS brown.... I bet lots of people gawk at her as it is: "Why is Pocahontas standing outside that fancy restaurant holding up French tabloids?"
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Hehe. Yes..you're right. *hangs head in shame*
But you gotta love a girl that resorts to using a mag that exposes all her fashion flaws as a way to get attention. No news is bad news for Pheobe.
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Phoebe's IMDb credits don't mention Get Smart, though they do list the following gems:
In My Sleep (2009) (post-production) .... X Girlfriend
Strawberries for the Homeless (2008) .... Fressa
The Junkyard Willie Movie: Lost in Transit (2008) .... Crissy
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:55am.
What kind of bird got stuck in PP headband?
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That's a fishing lure, the only shot she has at getting a meal.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:51am.
Jeez Louise: That mag clearly says: erreurs. RIGHT on her pic! Is that how we started speakin french?
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O, I see. It's a spot the difference. I spotted one! :)
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:51am.
@TV: For reals, if she went in we wouldn't be able to see ...um...so much of her, I guess...
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If that's all it takes, I'm willing to pay for her to become morbidly obese from their food.
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What kind of bird got stuck in PP headband?
This must have been really tough on Pheobe's acting skills trying to look like a NORMAL person waliking by on the sidewalk.
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I do love that she tabs the mags. For quick searching should she HAPPEN to get papped.
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