I Miss The Leggings
Pussy burglar alert! Although, the real Pussy Burglar wouldn't be caught dead in ripped up jeans. I mean, we're really not going to go there again, are we? Stepford Katie already tired and failed to bring back the tight-rolled jeans and now HoHan is doing this!
I used to waste many hours sitting on my bedroom floor, carefully making rips in my jeans using a razor. The rips had to look like they happened naturally. I would cut a little bit and then rip it slightly. Sometimes I would even take a cigarette and burn a hole into it, so I looked edgy and dangerous. It was so fucking stupid and here's HoHan bringing back the foolish memories! Looking at this shit is almost more painful than when your favorite mixed-tape would start warping.
I hate to say it, but she needs to bring back the leggings. And she also needs to tie her damn dick stoppin' boots!
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She makes them look like shit..
but the Hollister ripped jeans are cute :)
in the main pic she looks like ville valo in a blond wig.
I see some irony in neo-Nazis reading this blog. Bless your deluded little brains!
She is too skinny now, IMO.
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1992 called they want their ripped jeans back. Remember when Lohan was cute? Neither do I.
Also she has gold leggins, who wears that? Only in hollywood would you wear that, and I'm not there and neither is most of America. Leggings are supposed to be simple, simple black, simple navy, etc. Ok i'm done talking about this idiot's marilyn monroe leggins lol I did like the leather leggings that Mary kate and ashley put out but they were 14k and no way would i spend that, i'd buy a handbag first.
haha the lindsay story at Nordstrom is very funny. 200 dollars for long socks , with tacky Knee Pads on them don't forget!!!! Those are so ugly, I get my leggings for cheap at gap or newports news or something, and trust me they look better! I don't know if they fall apart faster, but they look better and that's what i care about when i am only spending 20 bucks for them, which is what i wanna spend!
Oh gee, I saw her leggings online, why does she have leggings with knee patches? That's so tacky. Reminds me of the jackets some men wear with elbow patches, I hate those!
@TITS:
Wow, it's been a while, huh?
I used to work at Yorkdale, actually. I went back for a gig there about 2 years ago...its TOTALLY made over. They even added an entire corridor. Crazy, shiny place! It skeers me!
And I gots a friend lives near Sherway. I hate that place. It's boring like the Galleria (the ghetto mall of my youth - still going strong) and yeah - I din't know it was a figure eight but IMPOSSIBLE to get in and out of...
To be fair - I hate malls. It started when my friend started making jokes about how we'll all have Consumer at the beginning of our names...like Citizen...Hey consumerJoe! How you doin? I was just talking to consumerJackie and consumerJane and we figured it was about time we all went shopping! Like that LOL!
Great story, Nanoop, but what the hell is wrong with that writer? Jeez!
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Would have been a good story if it wasn't for the jewish slams.
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Ted Casablanca' awful truth column blind vice basically says that he is using coke and meth. Meth explains her paranoia. Coke explains the thinness.
Everyone knows that Morgan Mayhem is this ho.
GOD, NaNoop, THAT WAS AN AWESOME STORY! ahahaha
I loled my way thru it, especially the part "long lesbian socks" AHAHAHAHA
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Yup, that were racialist of you NaNoop... Bad dlister, bad! LOL...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
o and I keep saying "How estoopid"
out loud and I can't stop giggling
Nanoop: reposting that commment was racist of you.
*leaves thread giggling*
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:10pm.
No, that was funny--and not shocking. What the hey is Chismetime.com? Do you need to write partly Chicana to post there?
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I tole you not to be stupid, you moron!
LMAO NaNoop! Long Lesbian Socks! bwahahahaha
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
I want to apologize ahead of time if the commentary I reposted from another blog offends any body. I certainly didn't post it to do that, so please accept my apology.
I just followed a link from Lainey and saw the entry and thought it would be fodder for picking at in regards to Skinsey Blohan.
Loves ya whores.
Here's a tidbit (well, okay a plate-full) of a firsthand account of Blohan's fan treatment last night at Nordstrom's for her crack-ho leg rags-
It's funny, and worth a read through if you have a few seconds. Then I'll post a reader comment after the entry. It's from chismetime.com.
Lindsay Lohan was a BITCH at her Nordstrom Leggings Launch!
Posted by: La Coacha on 12:41 am to Smack the Piñata
Recently, I was told by my friend Bijou that La Lezzie Lohan would be at the Grove Nordstrom for a meet and greet to promote her 6126 leggings line. It’s called 6-1-26 after La Marilyn Monroe’s birthday. How estoopid. If only La Marilyn knew her Gemini birthday would be juiced to sponser La Lindsay’s overpriced, ogly leggings that were probably made in Shina for 2 cents, and sold in the Jewnited States for $150.
So I went tonight (December 8, 2008) to finally meet La Cancer and she was over an hour late! Que typical…There were only maybe 60 people at the event, half of witch were Nordstrom employees and security! That isn’t even an exaggeration at all! Ask Nordstrom. And Lindsay’s Jewish Boyfriend, El Samantha Ronson wasn’t even there, witch made it less fun. All the people in this picture are either Nordstrom employees or her Hollywood reps.
She greeted maybe like twenty fans, all of whom were required to spend a MINIMUM of $150 in our thriving economy. If joo buy 2 leggings, its already over $200. We decided to buy the tacky leapord leggings (that we planned to return), so that she could “personally” style us.
After we were there for a couple of hours, we bought these leggings and got our wristband. Lindsay was taken to the back because we were told, “she was feeling very fragile”. A Nordstrom employee came up to us, the last four people (out of 30) and said “whatever joo guys do be very careful and calm, cheese feeling nervous and scared”. What could possibly have gone wrong??? We are in Nazi Nordstrom, there’s no papparazzi, only ONE personally selected Italiano photographer and a couple of fake starstruck fans.
So, the time arrives. They invite the last few of us in. And guess what…NO LINDSAY!! We were concerned. Did she overdose? I got excited. And then we hear the employees saying “CHEESE DONE. SORRY GUYS”. They started dismantling everything. “WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!”, I started screaming.
A Riot soon broke out among the four fans, which included: a New Jersey college student, a random Filipino pedophile, a Jewish mother and her 5 jeer old daughter, and La Coacha.
A Lebanese guy had this Lindsay cardboard, which was human enough to take a picture with me.
They put up red velvet ropes for her DEPARTURE as if the Queen of England was leaving the court! So she finally comes out, walks the aisle, while it is guarded by 20 unnecessary employees or security. Seriously there were like only 20 people in this aisle, again, half of which were Nordstrom security. She didn’t even smile or wave bye. At least the 100 jeer old fucking Queen of England WAVES!!!
WE WERE SOOOO PISSED!!!! WE WERE SHOUTING “WE SPENT FUCKING 200 DOLLARS ON LONG LESBIAN SOCKS ?????”
We made a scene! Nordstrom employees were trembling. They didn’t know what to do to protect their classy image. The Manager of Nordstrom ran after us on the escalators , LITERALLY, apologized, and gave us a refund. They were so scared, they didn’t want to lose clients because of Lindsay. Some employees even OFFERED US FREE LINDSAY LEGGINGS!!! That’s how bad it was. I denied the free leggings and SO DID THE JEW!!!!
We walked out, and decided why not crash Randy Jackson’s book signing at Barnes and Nobles next door. and guess what? THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!JAJAJAJJAJA!!!!
LINDSAY, HERE IS A BIT OF ADVICE …
IF JOO GOT 30 FANS LEFT , MAKE SURE TO KEEP THEM!!!!
xoxo,
La Coacha, the life coach to the stars
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hooly like i said , on December 9th, 2008 at 3:18 pm Said:
I am LMAO! Why? Because I was there! She is not one fucking bit kidding. I was also in the “line” that was supposedly fans as we watched Nordstrom’s employees get their pics taken with her while we waited, and waited, and waited some more…and just when we thought the waiting was over was when The Sabotage happened….we were ushered into a small area and told to “organically shop” with Lindsay, haha, like that is going to happen, of course everyone converged on her (by everyone, I mean the 10 fans left) and she just……left, never to be seen again except during her brisk exit, followed by A MILLION “I’m sorry” from Nordstrom employees. However, before all of that happened, I overheard one Nordstrom say, “Well, I got my picture with her.” Another one said, “Well, the event is supposed to be over at 8p.” LiSTEN Nordstrom bitches, all of you, you duped all of us into spending (in my case $202) money to fund YOUR photo shoot with Lindsay. I drove up from OC for this. I am soooo pissed I can barely type right now. I don’t really know whether it’s Lindsay’s fault or not, but one thing I am sure, Nordstrom employees are for sure to to blame. The one behind me was a pesonal shopper for Nordstrom and she had been driven up from OC by drivers (along with other Nordstrom employees) so they were even brought in from surrounding stores. This event was for them! I have to calm down long enough to try to find out who to contact to submit complaints. Really, they should be sued. The entire event was a joke. They moved furniture and ropes several times while accommodating themselves. And at the end, they made it sound like Lindsay was a nutcase, “We went over all of this with her, we’re not sure why she left, we’re soooo sorry, here’s another picture of her.” WTF??!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It seems Skinsey is pretty much over and done with for reals, and is hammering the nails in to her own career coffin.
Why, oh why can I not sniff one little bit of sympathy for her? Cuz she SUX.
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Angel - oh YEAH!! forgot about the eaton centre. Where were the theatres there?
now i'm going down mall memory lane.
ever go to sherway? it's a figure eight, man that used to piss me off.
liked yorkdale, but it was kinda low rent.
oakville place was always my favourite.
there used to be this small office complex/mall way north on the yonge line past bloor.
oooh and the underground mall that started at cumberland terrace! had a sublime shoe shopping experience there. when you find a pair of boots that seem to have been custom made for you feet! sigh. .and pino carina on bloor.. and town shoes....
weeping.
edit - and that cool little mall at the annex - the one with the exotic bird shop!!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:46pm.
*teeth chattering* *sipping hot choco*
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 7:52pm.
Sibisi, it is not "warm" in CA today, thats for sure.
Yeah! It's "cold"! (And windy, for reals.) Well, nighttime is cold, anyway.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:43pm.
Angel - Square One in miss?
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Aw! I thought you were talking about the Eaton Centre. But I recently went to Square One and it was disgusting! There were teenagers EVERYWHERE! Ugh.
;p
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 7:52pm.
Sibisi, it is not "warm" in CA today, thats for sure.
Yeah! It's "cold"! (And windy, for reals.) Well, nighttime is cold, anyway.
Angel - Square One in miss?
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:25pm.
i especially remember the movie theatre that was embedded in the lower level of the main shopping mall - the line ups of teens. oy!
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Me! Me! I was there! Did you see me!?
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What a poser! It's one thing to be poor and wear your only pair of jeans until they're ripped up and stand in a corner by themselves--that's cool. She's ripping off couch surfers. Bitch.
Submitted by Lindalou on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:05pm.
god yes. saw your post after i wrote my just below.
i especially remember the movie theatre that was embedded in the lower level of the main shopping mall - the line ups of teens. oy!
edit - and the roller rink.
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Her look reminds me of the suburban teen girl look from my youth - skinny tight jordache/vanderbilt/sasson jeans with cougar work boots.
It always seemed to be the girls with big tits or greasy perms that dressed that way.
so fucking glad I never did - yay lee painter paints!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
MK, I had a dream about you last night. You were in the apt next to me somewhere in a "Friends" type of NYC. You had an entourage of ass kissers and you looked like Paul Rudd w/a higher voice. You were nice. It was like Friends meets Party Monster.
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She does seem to be channeling a terrible time in my past, and the look of SamRo. The sad thing is, those pants simply look too small, new and ruined. The untied shoes... does anyone have the memories I do of the sound of horses hooves as the hordes of hormone laden teens clopped their way thru halls and malls...
Hohan's flimsy ass thighs just scream coke-induced starvation.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Oh that is not cute. If she looks this thin on film, she must look like a skeleton in person.
Thanks, Momus the Sarcastic & M.E.!
I've been living in the Midwest for too long, so when I see the 65℉ temperature, it's bikini time here~
Tiger, just read your post re: her elephant legs: hell yes... she took care of the problem through something else I am sure. After all, we never see her working out, so it's likely she lipo'ed that sh*t.
If there's something I learned about Lindsay over the years: her 'fitness' is never achieved through dieting and exercising, but rather through drugs and starvation.
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 7:48pm.
65 and sunny, according to Weather.com.
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Sibisi, it is not "warm" in CA today, thats for sure.
How cold is it in LA right now?
Somehow, I don't think this outfit is justified.
What next? Will she try to bring back black rubber buckle-up galoshes? After all, it snows like crazy in LA, right? Also, she bites her nails. Probably trying to snag what's left of the coke that got stuck under them while she was chopping rails.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Except to provide fodder for dlisters, why do the paps keep taking her pix?
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Looks like she chased some meth with a little coke. Good for her.
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Something nice...she looks normal.
Me being "normal"...
On the street where you live girls talk about their social lives
Theyre made of lipstick, plastic and paint, a touch of sable in their eyes
All your life all youve asked whens your daddy gonna talk to you
You were living in another world tryin to get your message through.
No one heard a single word you said.
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your heart.
Ooh, shes a little runaway.
Daddys girl learned fast
All those things he couldnt say.
Ooh, shes a little runaway.
A different line every night guaranteed to blow your mind
See you out on the streets, call me for a wild time
So you sit home alone cause theres nothing left that you can do
Theres only pictures hung in the shadows left there to look at you
You know she likes the lights at nights on the neon broadway signs
She dont really mind, its only love she hoped to find
Ooh, shes a little runaway.
Daddys girl learned fast
All those things he couldnt say.
Ooh, shes a little runaway.
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy: "...and ditch the MF hair extensions!! Jesus, am I the only one who hates this barbie doll crap?"
No, you're not the only one, Classy. Biologically speaking, men are supposed to be attracted to long hair because it's a sign of youth and good health and therefore, fertility. The seduction of long hair is that men (should) want to run their fingers through it and feel its silkiness. They fantasize about winding a length of it around their fist in order to immobilize their sex partner. Or they fantasize about it tickling their chest as the woman is straddling them in bed.
I can't imagine a man having those fantasies about nylon fibers glued to a woman's real hair. There is nothing like the silkiness of real, healthy undamaged hair.
Farrah and Missy: It's like she puts out, but not seemingly in any way that actually gets her anything or advances her career, right? Maybe she gets toot from her GF, or free drinks somewhere, but that's about it. She must be in the LI Mob--that's it.
I think she finally lipoed those elephant legs of hers, they've been looking suspiciously proportionate to her body, but the coke/meth/clen or whatever this drug addled whore has been taking may have taken it a bit too far...Well, better than having to be subjected to those damnable speckled, orange tree trunk thighs! Ugh...I hate this whore.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:59pm.
It must be nice to flit between NY and Beverly Hills, to shop and dine all day, yet to have no visible means of support.
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(missy translator: I agree with that sentiment)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:59pm.
It must be nice to flit between NY and Beverly Hills, to shop and dine all day, yet to have no visible means of support
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don't forget the cars..
i believe it's called "sugar mamma"... i can't think of anything else. Bitch doesn't do a THING except for drinking and snorting and shopping.
Something in the milk ain't clean..
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
lilo's skinny jeans could use some kneepads...they would come in handy when a random dick presents itself...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...