Afternoon Crumbs
YES! Frenchie is in I Love Money 2! And yes, there's actually going to be an I Love Money 2 - Vh1 Blog
SPOILER ALERT! A beautiful Boston Legal wedding - Towleroad
Oldest excuse in the prostitot book: Emma Watson will go nude in the name of art - Egotastic!
Charlize Theron's nipples will get an Oscar nomination (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Holly Madison wearing ugly shit she found in Criss Angel's dirty laundry bin - Hollywood Tuna
Amanda Bynes' head on somebody else's body on Cosmo - Just Jared
Matthew McConaughey takes his t-rex arms to Brazil - Popsugar
Katie Price whoring out another stupid product. In other news, frogs jump - Hollywood Rag
Jessica Biel totally got her sexy pole moves from Justin Timberlake - IDLYITW
You can probably buy your own Lady GaGa in the discount bin at Toys 'R Us - Popbytes
Daisy Simpson does not approve of her new fugly carrier - Lainey Gossip
Crotch fashions - Cityrag
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Oh my gosh - "first"? "rolley eyes"? Someone needs to be put down.
2c she is going to be SO pissed she missed him.
do you think it's really him?
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:39am.
Just after Angel went to bed, Benji Madden stopped by and said goodnight to her. *giggles* Benji loves Angel_i!
Angel_i see below @ 2.49a.m.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:39am.
Night TV ♥ Ya big top!
I should go eat sumfin before it gets too late.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:28am.
Apparently she also accepts Monopoly money and gold painted blocks of styrofoam, so I think we can get the good fols at Stanley Steemer to don the hazmat suits and go over that cavern with a wire brush.
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LOL. OOOoo! Go easy though. There's gold nuggets dropping from that snatchal region. Don't wanna kill the golden whore...I mean goose.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:32am.
I just clicked my first ad, apparently lolcats has an I can haz cheezburger book, and they're having a book signing. Which cat signs? I can haz explenashun?
On that note, off to get my 3 hours of sleeps!
Nite all!
Oh, and TITS, I'd totally plow your driveway.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
BTW, excellent suggestion to click the ads to get MK some revenue!
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I'm not JUST a great pair of tits ya know!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:28am.
Apparently she also accepts Monopoly money and gold painted blocks of styrofoam, so I think we can get the good fols at Stanley Steemer to don the hazmat suits and go over that cavern with a wire brush.
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toby wouldn't touch that bitch!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:25am.
Up there for thinking! I was gonna repost that warning before I left here.
BTW, excellent suggestion to click the ads to get MK some revenue! Thank god I don't have a usable creditcard, or I'd be in big debt right now. I usually don't look *guilty face*.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:17am.
Apparently she also accepts Monopoly money and gold painted blocks of styrofoam, so I think we can get the good fols at Stanley Steemer to don the hazmat suits and go over that cavern with a wire brush.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:19am.
*pours ESE a syrupy White Russian with extra vodka*
*considers adding some party drugs when ESE's not looking* *reconsiders*
Here ESE, I done made you a nice drink.
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Submitted by Jayde on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:33am.
send him an email michaelk@dlisted.com or moderator@...
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:21am.
I'm not saying those things are filled with saline, but when you put your head between them, you can hear the ocean.
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her ears?
boo-yah!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
muthafucka!!!
this is pissin' me off!!
OT: gotta make it good, lemme see... umm... er... aahh... nah, fuck it... i'm soo much better at not being on topic, times like this i gotta stick with my strength!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:07am.
LOL! Well, just so you know, this ho doesn't accept cheques or credit cards. Its strictly a cash only transaction.
Extra $$ if you want the sand removed from the vajayjay region. On the upside, if you can't afford that you get a little glass figurine when you're done!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:02am.
ESE I thought you'd gone. There's a few posts here earlier in the day where peeps were having some issue with their puters! I think they're just in this thread too! Trust the virus to be under this ho's skanky scrotum...I mean crotch.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:04am.
She may walk like a duck, but I still got something she can apply to her bill.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 4:02am.
Damn, if you got a virus just from a picture of Emma Watson, how toxic must the real thing be?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:53am.
Hmmmm *sniffs the boobage*... yes, its a heady combination of plastic/rubber, fake tan and cash. I'm not saying she's a hooker, but if it walks like a duck...
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Submitted by Jayde on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:33am.
seriously?!?! is that what is fuckin' up my comp?!?!... just can't seem to get it to run tonight!!... *pours another drink* *hoping to resolve this shit* *fingers crossed*
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:59am.
See? That's why I wasn't looking at her head, no other reason.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:42am.
Seriously, I hadn't noticed. Why does she have that "a lobster just pinched my taint" look?
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Ummm. Not sure about that but I do think she needs a new 'come and get it, boys' face. That one screams 'I used to be a boy'.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:47am.
In keeping with the nautical theme, I'd still totally motorboat 'em though. Bet they smell like new car.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:37am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:34am.
She got them on layaway, she started with just the one, walked around with that for a couple months to make sure she liked it, then picked up the other one.
No one told her they're buy one, get one free.
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LOL!!! Seriously, I saw those pics in a tabloid! But they said the empty void by her arm was called Spencer?!?!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:39am.
Seriously, I hadn't noticed. Why does she have that "a lobster just pinched my taint" look?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:35am.
Anybody home?
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Skybitch! You look beautiful tonight, but I could hear your knees knocking all the way up the path.
Care for a crab sandwich?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:28am.
What? She has a head?
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Lol. Naughty!
Yeessss she does! It's about as dense as the gold bar she's holding but not quite as bright.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:34am.
She got them on layaway, she started with just the one, walked around with that for a couple months to make sure she liked it, then picked up the other one.
No one told her they're buy one, get one free.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Anybody home?
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:09am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:03am.
I'm pretty sure she didn't evolve those puppies, how does she have that much change left?
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I wanna know how the hell she accrued that much! I thought the market price for souls was around $50 nowadays.
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Michael K,
I clicked on the link for Egotastic (Emma Watson story), and right away I started getting all kinds of alerts that I had been infected with a trojan (trojan.Zlob.G). I've been working for the last 3 hours to get this resolved, but I just wanted to pass on that there's something on that page that is infecting visitors' computers.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:26am.
What? She has a head?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:21am.
Lol. Same can be said for her head. Except there's more echo.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:17am.
I'm not saying those things are filled with saline, but when you put your head between them, you can hear the ocean.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
ESE...TV...Benji Madden
*shakes head*
Why am I not surprised to find you man whores lurking around under the chick in a bikini thread.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:11am.
The walruses (walri?) love her, something about the smell of rotten mackerel.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:09am.
change?!... i thought that was the walruses bribing her to go away!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 3:03am.
I'm pretty sure she didn't evolve those puppies, how does she have that much change left?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 2:56am.
well, shit... aren't you all Darwin tonight?!?!
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"We play the game,
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Someone stop her before she introduces a non-indigenous species of crab into the local ecosystem.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
gnight angel!
sweet dreams baby
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 7:36pm.
ONT: I heart ESE:)
aawww, you're always a sweetie, i heart you too!
now i gotta go read the rest of this thread to figure out what the hell has been going on in here!
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"We play the game,
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hey! you never replied to my mall memories of gta in the leggings story!!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 2:22am.
bed so soon? it's not even what? 2am there?
i read some of it but was at sea.
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At sea? Ok, but tell me tomorrow. I've just Danity Kaned myself out. I can't get enough of those bitches from before Diddy made them stoopit lookin. LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO6J_UgmGxA
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
bed so soon? it's not even what? 2am there?
i read some of it but was at sea.
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 2:11am.
what just happened? there are almost 400 posts on THIS thread?
did I miss anything of interest/humour?
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OMG...I'm just going to bed but I THINK I've read the whole thread now.
LOL! It's fun-nay!
Honestly, I can't tell if they were JJers or what. MixWell definitely has something in his/her bum...I think that one's a JJer...or possibly Popsugar...not sure....
But these trolls came on and our bitches TOTALLY took them out. The thread's hilarious - at some point it sounds like their being attacked but if you look, they're completely drowned out by crazazay DListers. I heart these bitches so much I can't even tell you!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
what just happened? there are almost 400 posts on THIS thread?
did I miss anything of interest/humour?
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:35pm.
Mwah, to you too. Love it. Just not sure which one is the cockroach. Has to be the one on the right. The horse is too good looking to be her.
Love and thanks.
No idea who the hell Matthew is, Coocharacha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
jiggy: heart you too... and I'll get on that monitor thing once I get through the indie jewelery.
*cute, cute, wtf, UGLY, cute cute, would not pay for that... thinks of way to get Dr. Jones to pay*
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Matthew lives the life!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!