Oprah Has Fallen Off The Skinny Wagon
Oooooprah has had an epic battle weight the chunk for eternity and she's been very honest about it with her legions of followers. For a while there, Oprah was at her "ideal weight" thanks to personal trainers, chefs, airbrush artists (see above), lipo-technicians, colonic experts, priests, magic elves and Gayle King. Well, Oprah now says she's fallen off the wagon and weighs 200lbs. Her BMI is 31.8 which is considered obese by Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
In the January issue of O Magazine (via NY Times), she writes, "I'm mad at myself. I'm embarrassed. I can't believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I'm still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, 'How did I let this happen again?'"
Oprah went on to write that she gained 60 pounds in 2 years because an out-of-balance thyroid condition made her scared of working out. She said she knew shit wasn't right when she almost missed a taping with Cher and Tina Turner, because she felt like a "fat cow."
Oprah is now taking action....again. During the week of January 5th, she will bring her personal trainer, sex therapists, spiritual experts and Suze Orman on to her show to talk about healthy living.
How does this happen to Oprah? She's the mighty OPRAH! She can do anything. Can't she just demand that her fat cells leave her body immediately? Or maybe she can pay off the CDC to declare that a BMI of 31.8 is perfect and anyone above or below that is not worthy.
And she can easily drop a ton of useless fat from her life by ordering Dr. Phil to leave the fucking planet.
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Submitted by Raven on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:16pm.
i was recovering from surgery earlier this year ... was home for two months ... and sitting on my ASS doing nothing ( was completely restricted from doing anything )
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That's awesome, Raven. I love those stories.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:28pm.
sounds like a lie...ive known a couple people whove broken things and gain weight like nobody's bussiness in a short amount of time. Simply haveing so much time on your hands and not being distracted by work and whatever causes people to eat more....
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uh .. beyotch .. not a lie. i had a total hysterectomy with an open procedure with an incision from above my belly button down to my pubic bone because i had tumors on my ovaries the size of grapefruits and they couldn't do the surgery laprascopically or vaginally.
i was not allowed to drive for 3 months ... i wasn't allowed to DO ANYTHING ... and being on short term disability i had limited funds .. so i didn't go to fast food joints on the way to work ... i couldn't order pizza ... i ate healthy foods like fruits, veggies, oatmeal, cheerios, etc. and lost 30 lbs
because i couldn't leave the house .. and had a friend purchase food for me .. i didn't have access to JUNK ...
so stfu about what you don't KNOW about ...
She just needs to get her stomach stapled and be done with it.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:25pm.
That Acai berry stuff has to be a scam. More diet supplements to rip off the public. Yes acai is good for you, anti oxidants, etc but damn. That stuff is expensive. I'd rather go for a run and save some money instead.
You know what I do is buy dried fruit like blueberries, cherries, cranberries etc. and mix them in with oatmeal or cream of wheat. I eat the blueberries like raisins. Toss in some walnuts and you get antioxidents, omega 3 oils, save some money and get a good breakfast to boot.
Now if I can just get my ass running.
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Submitted by Raven on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:25pm.
That Acai berry stuff has to be a scam.
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see that's what i was thinking .. it IS hella expensive ...
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Well here in Brazil, where açaí comes from, many people swear by it. But strict diets always seem like scams to me.
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I fucking love Oprah. Who else in Hollywood would stand beside a picture of their skinny self on the cover of a magazine clearly blaming herself for her own issues instead of dumping her issues off on someone else or claiming to still be a size 2? I'd probably have her babies.
What sparkle said.
Oh and FUCK YOU, oprah.
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Doesn't it look like she's holding up her right titty with her right hand. weird. kinda reminds me of lil kim for some reason??
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:28pm.
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I agree Mel, especially re the ego.
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Submitted by putas on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:25pm.
That Acai berry stuff has to be a scam.
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see that's what i was thinking .. it IS hella expensive ...
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:25pm.
well said ....
it is hard to believe when you have a personal trainer and a personal chef cooking your meals that you'd fall off the wagon ..
my problem was being lazy, fast food, not buying or cooking healthy (cuz eating like crap is cheaper) .... i'm still working on it .. but i can bet i'd be better at it if i had a gazillion dollars .....
For someone who said she already knew about The Secret, she sure hasn't learnt a lot! Action, action, action = a receipe for failure, again! Why doesn't she just realise that she has a block to do with being her ideal weight - thus manifesting the problem `preventing her from working out` - and get that healed?! That's ALL she needs to do! Geesh.
The thing that gets at me so much is why people try to alter their body weight anyway. If you're thick you're thick, don't try to lose weight just try to be fit, able to run 4 city blocks fit. I got a cousin with ankles as big around as my thigh and it's natural for her yet she obesses with trying to lose way too many pounds. And to top it off she soothes her personal issues with food all the time, like Aretha Franklin obviously does. It's crazy.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:25pm.
Ugh. This fucking pig has no excuse. She can afford a personal chef to make her delicious and nutritious meals (yes, they exist), and a trainer to whip her fat ass into shape.
Her problem is that she doesn't have any willpower. She has taken America on this fucking roller coaster ride for 20 years now. No one gives a goddamn fuck whether you gained or lost a pound today, Oprah. I'm sorry that you're busy cramming brownies down your gaping maw as you weep in your bed at night, alone in your mansion save for people you actually have to pay to be around you, but don't blame your thyroid like 95% of lazy fatties illegitimately do and expect anyone but your faithful minions to buy your load of bullshit.
You are 55, ho. You will never be a size 8. Accept it and move on, you have way too much money and power to be this publicly obsessive about something most women in America deal with without your infinite luxuries. This is about as nauseating as hearing her describe not being able to privately shop after-hours at Hermes in Paris as the "most traumatic experience of my life" after having inspired a lot of women with her tales of past drug and sexual abuse. We get it, Your Majesty...you are Queen of the Universe. Now stop pretending as if your midriff ever looked like that and shut the fuck up, please.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:10pm.
Her thyroid made her scared of working out? Puleeze.
Yeah- that was ULTRA weak. She embarrasses herself with lame excuses like that. And she really doesn't have to make excuses, just be who she is. How many people would love to be in her place in the universe? Where SO many people look up to her, and she's richer than God a hundred times over.
It is true, money can't buy happiness. But I'd sure as shit rather be rich and have weight issues than be poor and fat. At least she can pay people to be food and excercise "nazis" when she can't reign herself in.
Maybe she could actually walk her 43 dogs herself instead of having her assistant(s) do it.....
@ ricki lake: Amen and hallelujah!
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Well, I LOATHE Oprah, but I'm not picking on her because she has some junk in her trunk. I just can't stand her Kanye size ego.
Everyone is addicted to something, drugs, alchohol, sex, bashing celebrities, gambling, etc. Calling people names because of something they can't help isn't right, I guess.
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Submitted by Raven on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:16pm.
i was recovering from surgery earlier this year ... was home for two months ... and sitting on my ASS doing nothing ( was completely restricted from doing anything ) ... lost 30 lbs .. and it was because i was not eating JUNK but eating healthy and in moderation.
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Sounds like a lie...ive known a couple people whove broken things and gain weight like nobody's bussiness in a short amount of time. Simply haveing so much time on your hands and not being distracted by work and whatever causes people to eat more....
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:23pm.
Deb: Oh yeah, me too but I like to know that no matter how poor I am and how rich she is I atill have something she wants and can't have! LOL
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HAHA that "skinny" pic of Oprah is incredibly NOT EVER how skinny she once was. So Oprah, if you want to look like that again, they can airbrush you into that outfit right away, I'm sure.
I have a very hard time feeling sorry for a fat ass rich person who has the ability to hire trainers and a chef that basically do it all for you.
I must say that the thyroid issue might have a little teeny weenie bit of merit just based on my dog's thyroid problem. He turned into a fat ass for no reason and after a bunch of tests we put him on thyroid meds and he now weighs less than he has since age 2 (he is 12).
But if Oprah's thyroid is squared away, why is she still fat then? EATING SHITTY AND NOT EXERCISING, NICE TRY WITH THE THYROID EXCUSE OPRAH!
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:24pm
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that was a great rant. I wish you would go to Harpo and tell her to her fat face!
and how did that happen??
because it wasn't the bitch on the fist pic to begin with! sic pack my ass!
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That Acai berry stuff has to be a scam. More diet supplements to rip off the public. Yes acai is good for you, anti oxidants, etc but damn. That stuff is expensive. I'd rather go for a run and save some money instead.
With all her money, she should be able to hire someone, 24/7, to make sure that she eats properly.
And, if she eats for psych reasons, then see a shrink ... and not Dr. Phil who is a reprehensible lying bully.
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Ugh. This fucking pig has no excuse. She can afford a personal chef to make her delicious and nutritious meals (yes, they exist), and a trainer to whip her fat ass into shape.
Her problem is that she doesn't have any willpower. She has taken America on this fucking roller coaster ride for 20 years now. No one gives a goddamn fuck whether you gained or lost a pound today, Oprah. I'm sorry that you're busy cramming brownies down your gaping maw as you weep in your bed at night, alone in your mansion save for people you actually have to pay to be around you, but don't blame your thyroid like 95% of lazy fatties illegitimately do and expect anyone but your faithful minions to buy your load of bullshit.
You are 55, ho. You will never be a size 8. Accept it and move on, you have way too much money and power to be this publicly obsessive about something most women in America deal with without your infinite luxuries. This is about as nauseating as hearing her describe not being able to privately shop after-hours at Hermes in Paris as the "most traumatic experience of my life" after having inspired a lot of women with her tales of past drug and sexual abuse. We get it, Your Majesty...you are Queen of the Universe. Now stop pretending as if your midriff ever looked like that and shut the fuck up, please.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:23pm.
I hear ya! I feel a bit better that my broke ass can fit into my size 6 skinny jeans!
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:19pm.
Well it's obvious you never seen her clip on the beginning of her show where she's wearing a turtleneck and jeans. The big H'Oprah was abnormally skinny during that era and it didn't last long. Bitch just needs to stop eating and work out for the rest of her life. She still gonna get fat when she reaches her sixties anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Food for most people is an addiction. The portions at restaurants, cafes, everywhere - it's nuts.
I eat to live not live to eat. Needless to say I'm the opposite of my foodie husband. It's funny he is so frustrated by my spartan mentality but I worked hard to get healthy. Once you eat normal portions for a while your stomach shrinks and it makes you sick to overeat.
Anyway good for her for being honest. This looks like an interesting issue. Now if she has the sensitivity to not have pages of 'My Favorite Things' like $200 robes she'll be set.
Who knows maybe when you have her kind of money and can eat at the nicest restaurants and drink excellent expensive wines, etc it is harder to stay slim.
I know how Okra, you believe your own hype.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
And her fucking lame ass thyroid stuff is total fucking bullshit. She just got tired of working out and wanted to eat all that fried shit she loves.
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Seriously. But who can blame her -- unless you are naturally sporty and athletic and you enjoy that shit, exercising 2 hours a day 7 days a week (or whatever she was doing) would get to be too much for most people to keep up. Add that to an overly restricted diet, and a spectacular relapse is bound to happen. If it takes extreme exercise and starvation to maintain a certain weight, then your body is trying to tell you that you're not actually meant to be that size.
Submitted by Raven on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:20pm.
and what about that ACAI Berry diet i'm seeing advertised EVERYWHERE with Oprah's endorsement??
Mmmmm....ACAI berry juice is delicious!
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Submitted by Stick Stickly on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:19pm.
seeing O with abs is kind of scary.
Like seeing an Olsen twin with a steak
She's still smaller than a lot of people I see waddling around the mall.
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and what about that ACAI Berry diet i'm seeing advertised EVERYWHERE with Oprah's endorsement??
shouldn't she be using that?
or maybe she DID use that and this is what happened ....
I'd love to see the before and after for BOTH of those photos. Oprah was never that skinny and she's fucking fat as shit right now. There's no way the purple sweatsuit photo hasn't been shrunken.
And her fucking lame ass thyroid stuff is total fucking bullshit. She just got tired of working out and wanted to eat all that fried shit she loves.
Bull
Shit
That's Okrah's head slapped onto a skinny bod.
seeing O with abs is kind of scary.
hey oprah: stfu and lets talk about that multi-billion dollar bailout Ive been pining for, bitch
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:13pm.
Don't read that. Read this;
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I'd only add, colour up your plate and eat a wide variety of food.
aw man... there's a cold firewood scented wind blowing and the rain is pelting against the windows and i bet my bed is still warm...
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what will she give out to her audience for free now? thyroid pills aren't gonna cut it Oprah! i truly hate this religi... er.. talk show host
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:13pm.
exactly!!!
i was recovering from surgery earlier this year ... was home for two months ... and sitting on my ASS doing nothing ( was completely restricted from doing anything ) ... lost 30 lbs .. and it was because i was not eating JUNK but eating healthy and in moderation.
amen.
at least she's honest about it. very refreshing.
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Some people will forever be fat. Like Oprah and Carnie Wilson. fucking lack of self discipline, it's what it is.
What is Oprah's head doin' on Laila Ali's body?
Don't read that. Read this;
FAD DIETS DON'T WORK! FAT BLASTING DOESN'T WORK! IT MAY HELP YOU GET THERE BUT IT DOESN'T HELP YOU LEARN HOW TO LIVE IN BALANCE. EAT FOOD YOU NEED TO FUEL YOUR BODY (we've all seen a pyramid haven't we?) WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY. WHEN YOU WANT A TREAT - HAVE ONE BUT REMEMBER THAT IT'S CALLED A TREAT FOR A REASON. HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW?
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