Gayken Has A Man!
Clay Gayken has landed a hot piece! A hot piece who I'm assuming is partially blind (yes, I'm going there again). But who cares about that!? He looks like he has a working peen and that's all that matters.
Star Magazine says that the new gayelle mommy has been bumping glazed donut holes with Broadway dancer Reed Kelly. Reed dances in Wicked and the two met while Gayken was doing Spermalot earlier this year. Reed was one of the reasons why Gayken decided to cum back to Broadway.
Some source said, "Everybody knows Reed as Clay's guy!" And everybody knows Gayken is Reed's big woman!
Speaking of, do you think we should tell Reed that Gayken is not a lezzie with an obese vagina? He might not know yet and it might be his thing. Naw! Let's not ruin the love!
And how do you think the Claymates are taking this news? They are either constructing a Reed Kelly tribute quilt using their mom jeans and puffy paint t-shirts or they are cursing his name. I haven't decided which one...
Click here to visit Reed's MySpace. He's kind of hot.
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He looks like Jake Gylenhaal.
oh my god he's absolutely gorgeous..and he definitely has a jake g thing going on.
What the HELL is he doing w/ Gayken??? WTF?
I would soo do that guy. He's hot.
Looks like that to me, too, Deb.
Aww, their first fight.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
HE HAS A HUGE COCK.. I'D DO HIM EVEN THOUGH I AM STRAIGHT.. I LOVE HUGE COCKS.. Gugs with big schnozs usually have big cocks.. something about the nostrils..
What's a girl to do when she sees such gems all over her screen? :-(
I'm glad Clay found a cute, flexible man. I wonder if they role play Brokeback Mountain, since Reed looks so much like Jakey Poo?
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he has nice eyes & he does look a bit like jake gyllenhaal...great dancer body too...maybe he likes bitchy men.
HaHa!!
Next thing you know, they'll be on Corbin Fisher
Dude looks like Jakey-poo if he were "out" to me.
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That explains what Clay's doing with him.
Not sure what he's doing with Clay though.
The Clamates are calling them "THE RELAY", I think that is cute. Good for The Relay, I hope they are happy.
The Clamates are calling them "THE RELAY", I think that is cute. Good for The Relay, I hope they are happy.
Um, he's not hot to me AT ALL.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
MtlMama, absolutely, those eyes are all Stewart.
Does nothing for me...generic-looking 'mo.
A dime a dozen in the Great White Way.
There's definitely someone for everybody when even the Gaiken has a beau.
I bet a double-headed dildo will be in their wedding registry...they both look like big bottoms to me.
This dude is too hot for Aiken
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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For everyone's future reference: the closeted men who are so adamant about maintaining strictly hetero status always end up going dick-deep with the most embarrassing gay stereotypes imaginable.
Leave it to Clay to go ass-up for a chorus boy who bastes himself in Maybelline and sports "that" haircut.
I'll never forget the People magazine article in which Clay outed himself. In one part he describes the type of nutritious food he plans to serve little Parker when he gets past the bottle. One of the dishes he mentions is "tossed salad." TOSSED SALAD, HAHAHAHA!
This dude is the love child of Jake Gyllenhaal and TR Knight.
I wonder if the Claymates will remain loyal to Clay, now that he's out of the closet?
I suspect they're all losing their minds. However, he may be in the market for a new Hag.
Somebody call Reese and tell her Gaylenhaal moved on.
A Hot B more Bitch
He kind of looks like "Stewart" on MadTV, no?
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Submitted by day shift stripper on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:19pm.
Homeboy definitely has Gyllenhaal face.
OMG, he does. Cuuuute.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:31pm.
He's a poor Barry Mannilow impersonator at best. His fan base accounts for that much at least.
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OMG I totally went to high school with Reed Kelly in Minnesota. His dad used to be the Mayor. I have nothing bad to say about him. I cannot believe he stooped so low with Clay though! Man!
Aiken has the worst attitude of any celebrity.
I thought it was hilarious when he bitches about having his privacy invaded. Remember his wankfest blog post about how nobody should care about his personal life? I think he pulled the old, 'THERE'S WAAAR IN THE WORLD PEOPLE, DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!'.
This was of course a short time after he accepted hundreds of thousands of dollars for blabbing about his sex life to some tacky magazine.
So yeah, stay out of Gayken's life. Unless of course, you are willing to pay vast amounts of money in order to discuss things that he flaunts in front of millions of people for his own gain.
He's a poor Barry Mannilow impersonator at best. His fan base accounts for that much at least.
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NO WAY. I know that dude. great dancer... i remember like five years ago it was big gossip that he was dating choreographer ray leeper. At least in the dance convention circuit it was big news. They had a house together or some shit.
OMG I just remembered did anybody see KD Lang on Leno last night? She looked exactly like Clay.
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Gayken has GOT to be taking female hormones...NOT an attractive look.
That hot boy-piece is only humping himher for the notoriety.
Homeboy definitely has Gyllenhaal face.
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Yeah, I fail to see why everyone is supposed to bow down to this fugmo and his deformed bf just because Clay Aiken came out 23213123 years after the fact the world stopped caring about him. Lance Bass Syndrome to the extreme. Why are we supposed to care about these cowardly assholes when they only come out after they're basically forced? Then they lay on all this "so proud of my relationship" bs as they coast through a career resurgence because America discovers they like dick. Go away, Clay - we hated you before and we hate you now.
Gayken looks like he's flyin' high on a sparkly silver cloud.
He looks like Stewart (mad tv)
Submitted by HELLCAT on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:08pm.
I thought Jake, too.
Thanks... I thought my mind was getting creative on me again.
Hot like a Picasso chic, maybe. His face looks like it was fashioned from Silly Putty and earwax.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Gayken has a stank ass attitude.....the way he handled the accusations before he came out was seriously lame and hes had a REALLY bad attitude in the couple of interviews ive seen him in lately....he better be careful with that shit or karma might bite him in the ass...with AIDS(duh duh duhhhhh)
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:40pm.
Hey Migraine! Gayken is so awful, I can't picture him doing sexy times with any human.
Do you guys think there may be a cross devotion with Claymates and Brangeloonies?
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Submitted by Vanz on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:03pm.
I can't be the only one that thinks Reed looks like Jake G, right?
Vaguely, but he looks more like a "gray" (an alien).
Will this be Trapper Keeper's new step-daddy???
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I thought Jake, too.
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He looks like a white Steve Urkel.
I can't be the only one that thinks Reed looks like Jake G, right?
Dancer boy is cute and really bendy but something tells me he has the loudest, most "s" filled homo voice ever.
They are either constructing a Reed Kelly tribute quilt using their mom jeans and puffy paint t-shirts or they are cursing his name. I haven't decided which one...
Either way I think rum spiked eggnog is involved.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
Congrats to Howdy Doody. After being in the closet so long, his scary looking ass deserves a hot piece too.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Anyone comparing this FAS victim to my future husband Jake Gyllenhaal needs to SIT. DOWN. There will never another Toothy Tile. NEVER!!@#$#!@#! Certainly not this Broadway sewer rat.
He's SO hot and he looks SO bendy...
OMG is he really blind?!?!?!??!!?! MK it's not nice to make fun of the physically handicapped! I'm telling ElB on you, meanie! ;P
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