If I Were A Bell....
.....I'd fucking look like this. I just want to pick Cate Blanchett up and ring her ass while singing Christmas carols. I also want to tie a bow to the top of her head and hang her from a Christmas tree. She's like one of those ornaments we used to make as kids using chunky glitter and construction paper. Shit. You know when Basement Baby saw this dress, she immediately started making her own version using....chunky glitter and construction paper.
Whoever put this fleshy look together needs to go and suck on a dildo, because Cate also sort-of looks like a deformed penis. She looks like Tommy Girl's deformed peen to be exact. And yes, Tommy's peen sparkles like that. Blame it on Johnny Travolta's twinkly butt juice.
Here's the usually hot Cate at the Benjamin Button premiere last night. This post was also screaming for some Gary Oldman, so here he is. Just ignore that trick on his arm.