If I Were A Bell....
.....I'd fucking look like this. I just want to pick Cate Blanchett up and ring her ass while singing Christmas carols. I also want to tie a bow to the top of her head and hang her from a Christmas tree. She's like one of those ornaments we used to make as kids using chunky glitter and construction paper. Shit. You know when Basement Baby saw this dress, she immediately started making her own version using....chunky glitter and construction paper.
Whoever put this fleshy look together needs to go and suck on a dildo, because Cate also sort-of looks like a deformed penis. She looks like Tommy Girl's deformed peen to be exact. And yes, Tommy's peen sparkles like that. Blame it on Johnny Travolta's twinkly butt juice.
Here's the usually hot Cate at the Benjamin Button premiere last night. This post was also screaming for some Gary Oldman, so here he is. Just ignore that trick on his arm.
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her hair is a mess too
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The war isn't working.
um yea???? what is that thing under the dress...awful
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The war isn't working.
Stand aside bitches, Gary is mine...
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gawd i love gary oldman...i don't know what it is about him, but i love him...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Horrible dress, but how often does Cate wear something hideous? This just makes me like her more, because up until now, I thought she never, ever made a mistake.
Cate, Cate, Cate. I do not want to see your Spanx. My retinas are still burned from the the Eva LongWHORia Spanx slip.
Poor Cate she knows she looks like arse!! but it's Cate soooo I'll forgive her this one time ...
I adore Cate, but why is she letting her Spanx show??
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
i LOVE gary oldman...always have...he is so incredibly sexy...his chick is quite pretty & i am very jealous.
I love Gary Oldman - one of the best actors there is and he's still hot, after all these years.
Cate looks like something I'd hang on my Christmas tree.
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FUCK YES!! Gary Oldman - my favorite actor and favorite hot pepaw. Looks like he got rid of his young blonde piece and is going back to the ex? He sure does like 'em tall and slender - when he's ready for a curvy spinner I will be ready and waiting. Oh, the things I would do to that man! Yummers!
this is alexander mcqueen spring 09 collection straight off the runway. and its amazing.
shut the fuck up if you dont know what youre talking about
I hate the dress and wearing shorts underneath is lame.I love Gary Oldman ,he is one of the best and hottest actor's ever!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Do you know, call me daft but I love the dress. I like her too.
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I think she is wearing body Spanx underneath it. Since Eva Longoria showed off her Spanx it must be "in" to show yours off too.
I would like this outfit better had she worn nude-colored knee-high stockings with it.
TINTED BIFOCALS?
I just pooped.
Is she wearing a body spanx underneath it? Bizarre!
psl- Alan Rickman is not only hotter than Gary but I think even more talented (and I think Gary is the bees knees, ha) Alan has a great voice too. His voice is on par with Michael Gambon, James Earl Jones and Peter Coyote (all actors with impressive distinctive voices)..
Anyway I cannot believe Gary has not been Hot Slut (good call M.E)
Every time I see Gary I remember him in True Romance. I've seen most of his work but that role was so amazing! Gary's girlfriend is very pretty and blows the hollywood orange crusty silicone bags away.
I love Cate and the fact she clearly has not had excessive plastic surgery. I dare say she has had none. Yet she still looks better than her peers who get botoxed.
This dress would be better with a better neckline and no spanx looking thing underneath. Hell she doesn;t need that. She's usually impeccable so this isn't a huge deal. I love her makeup here. It lets her natural beauty show.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:28pm.
I don't hear you ladies fanning over a werewolf, Frankenstein, or a mummy.
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Wait until the next movie. You'll get pics of me humping my "Twilight" Jacob the werewolf movie poster.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
Cate's great. I don't even mind that she's wearing that weirdo dress over a set of longline Spanx.
She's still pretty.
Tee-heeeee! I totally read that as "Benjamin Bottom premiere."
I like Cate but generally don't like her red carpet getups, and this one is no exception. Maybe she should carry a little kettle and collect for the needy.
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Submitted by RufusR on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:51pm
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Cate could wear a burlap sack and still do no wrong. She is divine in my book.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:16pm.
I should have known another damn vampire!!!!
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I have to hear about the vampire lust daily, why not give others a chance? I don't hear you ladies fanning over a werewolf, Frankenstein, or a mummy. There are other monsters besides the vampires you know.
Cate is 1 zillion times hwater and 1 quadzillion times more talented.
At least she isn't dressed for a Goth funeral.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:12pm.
Gary is hwat in Bram Stoker's Dracula!
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I should have known another damn vampire!!!!
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I can't help it! I'm addicted!
Right Two Drink? His faux accent is sexay!
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
Look at the color of Gary's eyes! Oy! Have you ever seen eyes so blue!?!?!
*fans self*
I am absolutely watching "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead" as soon as get home tonight!!!
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:12pm.
Gary is hwat in Bram Stoker's Dracula!
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I should have known another damn vampire!!!!
DeeDee - agreed! Gary was very hot in that movie.
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Gary's hot trick is Donya Fiorentino. A few sites say they use to be married.
Gary is hwat in Bram Stoker's Dracula!
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
I love this broad no matter what she wears.
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Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
That dress is TeriBELL.
I love sparkley material like that!
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Gary Oldman for Hot Slut.
That is all.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:53am.
Why thank you! I look better after lots of alcohol, around 1 am.
That is a horrible dress! But, what I think makes it worse is that body suit thing she is wearing underneath it.
Alexander McQueen line....Kate should have worn the cat suit.
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I love Cate but I will not be watching Meet Joe Black part duh. Not even at 2 a.m. on TBS.
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A better question is why is JLo there?!
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PSL - mmmm Alan, yes please. I still have thing for Gary too though.
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i wanna use it as a dreidel for Hannukah. Nine nights of twisting around...
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:47am.
It's all relative (ask your relatives). I'm factoring in his 3 marriages, kids, and lifetime of past alcohol abuse. His hot trick thinks he's ok looking.
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Okay, I get you.... Sheeps, have I told you lately how handsome you look, and I'm not even factoring in your 6 marriages, 2 civil ceremonies, 15 children, and the time you spent in the Tijuana jail cell.
What's wrong with that dress?
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There are several pieces from this collection. This is the worst, however there is a pair of boots that are to die for. Those little pieces are amber.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Maybe it looks stupid because she's wearing a shirt and leggings underneath? Maybe she didn't realize it's supposed to show off your boobs, although the desinger seems to have cut it 2 or inches too low.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:32am.
Huh??? Well, if you into an old looking Leonard Nimoy sporting Foghorn Leghorn's hair.
It's all relative (ask your relatives). I'm factoring in his 3 marriages, kids, and lifetime of past alcohol abuse. His hot trick thinks he's ok looking.
Fuck yeah, and I bet that shit costs more than my house. Fug dress from hell!
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She should be a Bell Ringer for the Salvation Army.