What's So Funny?
Brad Pitt probably made some joke about mortals and St. Angelina Jolie cackled until her forehead vein popped. Don't worry, it heals in seconds. Or maybe Angie Jo turned around, looked at Brad's hotness in the poster behind her and then glanced at the stoned turtle in front of her with the hairy landing strip on his upper lip. Deity humor: I will never understand it.
Last night in Los Angeles was the premiere of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" aka that movie Brad is going to get an Oscar nomination for because if he didn't, the Kodak Theater will crumble into dust and be snorted up by all the crackheads of Hollywood Blvd.
And thumbnail #8 and #9 below really need your attention. I'm pretty sure that St. Angie broke in two after bending so far over. Brad and his slaves had to put her back together in the back. It was all very embarrassing, but everybody who laughed at the situation has now earned a jet pass to HELL!
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Man oh man...his body language lately is not what it used to be with her. Brad's expression is all like "WTF is so funny"? And "how much did you take before you came down stairs"? Ange is blowing it. I give it 8 more months.
Also, I would like to add, how do you call someone a "fucking cunt", "barren hag", "childless hens", and then turn around and say "god bless the jolie/pitts, blessings on their family"? I don't say "god bless" to anyone because for all I know they don't have the same views or beliefs as I do. But, it does seem a littel hipocrital, ok, a lot hipocritical.
Maricela on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 8:49pm
Jill & Cliniqua & Passing Through.....
"The Experts"
Don't care if your fan but to live it, eat it, make it your job?
That Crazy is very funny to read though.
Feel free to BAWK BAWK free range with all of us "JenHens".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Angelina and her rabid fans are completely batshit crazy.
Ugh Angelina fans are the reason I can't stand her anymore. She used to be my favorite celebrity but now..yuck. I love reading this site and just recently signed up, I think there is more wit and dark humor on here than at that crap jj, which I enjoy more than worshipping someone you don't know. I also had a bad run-in with a psycho from there, I don't know if any of you know her but she goes by Jill-- I asked her why she types "X" for Jennifer's name and she said it was none of my fucking business and she can do whatever she wants, also that I was a "hag", whatever that means, never once giving a valid reason for her childish behavior. Another one is Kleenixquia or whatever the fuck she calls herself.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:18am.
Gee, for someone who hates Angie so much, it's funny how you're always in HER threads. LMAO
Your ovaries must be in full rampage mode right about now!! She's laughing because she knows you're a Jenalooney
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Gee, the same can be said for your sorry ass that's always parked on the Jen threads!
How many times a day do you masturbate over these photos? Get a life Melon Ball!
p.s. Jolie only laughs this way when she's half in the bag ... either that or someone made a "small dick" joke about Pitt.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 9:18am.
Gee, for someone who hates Angie so much, it's funny how you're always in HER threads. LMAO
Your ovaries must be in full rampage mode right about now!! She's laughing because she knows you're a Jenalooney. :)
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I wonder if he keeps that push broom over his lip so he can smell angie all day.
And in related news, there are rumors running rampant that Ang is once again in baby-making mode - Star Magazine is reporting that she’s been taking prenatal vitamins, visiting her ob-gyn, and undergoing secret fertility treatments in hopes of having another set of twins.
A close friend told press, “Angie’s doctors told her that she has a strong chance of conceiving twins if she does it within two years after having her first pair,” a friend reveals. “She’s been seeing a fertility doctor regularly. She and Brad are monitoring when she’s fertile. And they’re trying really hard in the bedroom!”
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fertility doctor? I thought the liar Jolie told the world that the twins were conceived naturally? Why would she need fertility treatment now? Can someone say,"CLOMID"!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 4:46pm.
"Jingle Bells!
Brad Pitt smells!
Angie's head's an egg!
Smack attack, junkie's back,
to steal your man away!"
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:44am.
Ooohhh... Night James Haven ♥
*SmOOches, and a little feel of yo sweet ass*
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NIte James:)
I'm sleepy, too *YAWN!* I can't imagine why!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 1:29am.
Night sweet girl! SmOOches
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Someone's CLEARLY wearing support garments under their dress...she's got that shelf hips thing going on.
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Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:55am.
James Haven is still smarting over the fact that he lost the part of "Edward" in Twilight to that gent who does not have the cheekbones of James Haven.
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And BTW that 'gent' is a fey, girlyboy wif no charisma! He may have magical hair but he does nothing to/for mah girly bits. Pffft. Anyway, we need you here more often JH, so Hollywoods loss is our gain!
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Stickalina laughed when Brad asked her if she ever thought she was worth 15 million a film.
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Waiting for the Dlisted version of Monopoly.
I hate Monopoly, I'm always in jail.
Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 12/10/2008 - 12:55am.
*swoons* When James Haven talks like dat it makes we want to do naughty things to James Haven!!
Gah! James Haven is being taken advantage of and should hold one of dem kiddies for ransom till he gets the respect he deseves! JH should have got that Twilight roll!! If it was my choice I'd have hired that devilishly handsome and talented JH in a flash!
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Smooches angel & 2cents!
James Haven has been busy but every now and again, he likes to stop in and visit with his favorite bitches!
You are right 2cent. James Haven puts up with alot but there are some perks involved. James Haven does get to go all the premieres. True he has usher everyone to their seats but still he does get to see some good flicks.
James Haven is still smarting over the fact that he lost the part of "Edward" in Twilight to that gent who does not have the cheekbones of James Haven.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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*straightens dress* *puts on fresh lippy*
JAMES HAVEN!!! *kisses*
James Haven is a dear and should not have to put up with such nastiness. Da Brad is just a jellis H8r of James Haven's prettay.
BTW. You was right about Paris and Benji, but I fink he might have dumped HER ass!!
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Brad looks like he's workin Angie's head like a ventriloquist doll.
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Poor Jamesy!
Brad is such an ass!
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@kiwikim
"someone is yanking your chain"
Yeah, like EVERY tabloid mag cover. They be saying that shit on the daily, so I've noticed.
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she looks better not so thin...could be the dress though...I think her hair slicked back isnt the best choice...better loose
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The war isn't working.
James Haven knows EXACTLY why Angie was laughing!
When Brad gets nervous he gets gas. He told Gary Oldman to "pull his finger" when Gary did, Brad let one rip and poor Gary's eyes teared and off he ran, gasping for air! Angie thought it was hysterical.
She also thinks it's hysterical when Brad sits on James Haven and let's them rip. James Haven however, does NOT find it funny.
James Haven is too much of a gentleman to elaborate on Brad's nasty habit but he can tell you, there was a few times that James Haven lost consciousness!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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in the third thumbnail, stangie's armpit looks like a vag.
I am not sure I like this look. Seems like she needed slightly more eyeliner. And somehow smiling from ear to ear does not look right when you try to project 'classy'. But I do like how her skin looks. I wonder what reatment she got.
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kiwi - I know...she was just trying to start some loonacy...
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There is nothing on Reuters about Brad and Angelina calling it quits.
Here is the Reuters entertainment page:http://www.reuters.com/news/entertainment
Someone is yanking your chain.
@Laila:
They really just say whatever they feel like saying and call it fact. They never ask each other for any kinda proof. If they like the sound of it, they run with it and if they don't, they ban you. Easy Peasy.
ONT: In that second last thumb her meds are wearing off...she really needs to learn how to time that better.
(see? like that:)
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:09pm.
It looks like the giggling anorexic people do when the have the hunger-shakes. Meanwhile, doesn't picture #12 look like she is casting a bad spell on someone?
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Brad is soooo over it. You can see it in his face in thumbnail 10. He's looking at her like she's the biggest phoniest bitch he's ever seen.
I wish Brad would find a real girl that doesn't fall off the pedestal for him every couple of years. He's way too in love with the fantasy and is always destined to be disappointed.
And she just kept pushing with all the kids to show what a great couple they were and how much better she was than Aniston and now all these children don't have a dad. F'ing cunner.
Ya I agree...if she is not having a manic episode which would prompt her to uncontrollably break out in laughter, I would say she is laughing at the fact that a crazy, home-wrecking, untalented, cunt like her could make it this far and become the highest paid whore in hollywood.
I would laugh hysterically too if i was her and that happened to me. I'd probably hemorrhage on the inside standing next to the man i stole from someone else....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
LOL, look at that second picture. At ever event they go to together, there is always one picture of her giving him 'the love of my life' look and him looking in the opposite direction. She is always trying to convince the world that they are so in love and have the life everybody wish they could have. Maybe, she should first, convince brad and then maybe we will jump on board.
That second picture says it all. She's still obsessed with him and he's already moved on. hahahah, karma's a bitch, BITCH!
their time has been and now has gone
He's channeling his inner Owen Wilson...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Goddamn, he looks like shit. Whoever did his facelift should be shot.
"What's so funny? That I have every stupid person in the world fooled that I am a humanitarian and great mother! Now let's go cut ourselves and do a shitload of heroin."
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 6:21pm.
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I second that motion... *sharpening shank*
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I think it's time to give it up for a while, sugar. I don't know who VMDA78 is. Mix Well doesn't. I think that they're both just trying to yank your chain. Don't let them get to you. They're not worth the aggro.
Ritzy Rules!! :)
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Submitted by someone on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 4:05pm.
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Sad thing is it must have taken her a few grams of the good shit to look this animated yet, she can't for the life of her smile with her eyes...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Mel-Tang - love ya, but if you continue with the "jilted lover" BS I am going to have to get all JJ on your ass and "report abuse". LOL.
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M.E. - there's no need for the foil suit, I have no idea what v485384435 is going on about though!
I blinked and blinked, read and reread. I swear I heard slurring when reading those last few posts.
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I'm responding to someone called MixWell way back along the line - read the thread! If you've not been around in the last week or so you won't get it. We have conversations on this site, we don't all just comment on the post, its not that complicated.
Still don't get what you're saying sorry. Are you asking why Brange fans constantly bring up Jennifer when the story is about Brange? Yep you said it cos they're mental. But they are also EVIL. They wish death and destruction and a childless, single, unhappy future on Jen too and anyone who dislikes Brange. (FYI disliking Brange automatically means you worship Chinnifer Jag Maniston, and are a hag like her. They only think in binary opposites, if you criticize Brange you are a Jen Hag worshipper. If you say Ange is ugly you are a sad old mom jeans wearing etc etc. You get the picture I'm sure.
*reads last few posts*
*stares blankly*
*adds yet another layer to foil suit*
Your post makes no sense.
A majority of angelina's fans are weird, so nothing hardly makes sense.