Jay Leno Will Stay On NBC Forever (Or Until His New Show Gets Canned)
I am so confused after reading this shit. Jay Leno was all set to quit NBC and there were rumors that he was going to take his chin game to ABC. That's not going to happen anymore. Jay Leno is going to stay at NBC, but basically his show is going to move to the 10pm hour before the news. Conan O'Brien is going to take over The Tonight Show next year.
Jay's 10 o'clock show will run Monday through Friday, 5 days a fucking week. What the hell is going to happen to Law & Order? I don't watch that show, but I do enjoy their commercials. They are so damn dramatic.
I guess, the 10pm hour has always been a bitch for NBC. They are also looking to cut costs, because the economy is being gross and Leno's show itself is relatively cheap to produce.
Jay's fans must making out with their bowl of Cream of Wheat this morning, because they are so happy about this news. Those memaws and pepaws no longer have to hold their eyes open with clothespins in order to stay up past 11pm.
Personally, I think a better idea would be to give Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator the 10pm slot 5 days a week. I mean, 5 nights of Chris Hansen, iced tea and moronic pedos? Gold! They can even bring Jay Leno in if they want to tell jokes to the pedos as they shuffle off to the clink.
Source: LA Times
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as they said once in a time long go before you all were born...., television is dead and more likely stay that way, we are a nation that loves to watch some asshole make a jackass out of themselves like keeping up with the krapasses..., or some other poorly scripted written show of girls who are no more than whores....., sad television was once entertaining and full of life, now it's full of shit and bad actors who think they should get more...., hey I should know I once worked there in that happy land.....now if I can find a way to wipe it off the face of the earth, and force you to watch PBS.....god I got to lay off the cook sherry before getting on the computer....it's hot in here
hey put you in jail for wearing red shoes in East Hampton, it's a nasty republican town
I have never watched Leno and never even liked him when he did stand up.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I own a lovely picture of myself and Leno in the St. Louis airport.
NBC execs must be a bunch of old farts!! WTF is going to happen to all the NBC drama's like L&O?? I hope Leno's show FLOPS faster than Rosie's!! What the HELL has happened to TV?? Is this 2008 or 1958?? Shows like Rosie's variety, Dancing with the Stars, American Idol are what people WANT to watch??? No wonder GW Bush won TWICE in this country! The majority of US people are fucking retarded!!!
Thank GOD for HBO shows like True Blood!!! Or FX's Rescue Me! Give us something GOOD to watch!! Network TV is like white bread and water! BLAH!!!
I like it when he reads from goofy or erroneous newspaper articles or ads from all over. Granted, it's not original or creative, but it's still funny as hell.
I just recently was sworn in to practice law, and that law and order shit confuses prisoners, becasue the show is fake. I don't watch it but agree that the ding sound effect on the commercials is great.
OMG!!!! what that hell is going to happen to "law & ORDER!!!!! this show is the only reason i watch TV!!!
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Methinks this will be canned faster than Rosie's variety show.
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this totally sucks! leno has NEVER been funny and both new seasons of L&O have been crazy good. WTF
Not sure prime time is ready for Leno's shtick. How many unfunny "Ross the Gay Intern" and "Dumb People on the Street Answering Stupid Questions" skits does anybody want to watch? Networks must really be in trouble if this is the best they can do; maybe they should try coming up with shows that people actually want to watch.
Anything but stay home with Mavis huh Jay..jeez accept that youre a hack and lets move on
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:15am.
Well, I guess the 70+ crowd needs something to watch too.
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You may have something there. His demographic is aging.
wait, don't the olds usually never sleep?
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Yikes. I haven't watched a late night talk show in over 10 years.
So tired and worn.
Sometimes I'll watch a daily show ep, but then i have a huge crush on jon stewart.
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Why?! Jay Leno never was, never has, and never will be funny. When will some people realize that it's just time to sit the hell down sometimes,...*coughBeyoncecoughMadonnacoughBritney*
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Submitted by yensid on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:32am.
Law And Order (all of them) is in a NEW season at the moment. I believe you may be thinking of TNT.
Listen, cutie patootie, some of us need the fresh DUNN DUNN's to fall asleep at night. I need to rest in comfort knowing that Billy from six feet under is out there solving crimes and bringing cases to the new sexy ADA and that Sam McCoy will save the day, ok?
ha ha ha!!!
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DUNN DUNN indeed LOVE ANDERSON!
Dont make me book you and Mrs. Gossling for being SECKSY IN A PARKING ZONE!
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Hey has not anyone realized this is the so-called variety show-like format that they originally wanted for O'Donnell's show...., Jay is a more likable person than her....., besides most of the law and orders are repeats or rehash stories I have all ready seen
they put you in jail for wearing red shoes in East Hampton, it's a nasty republican town
LoLo on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:25am
YEA!
Those LOOSERS!
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Lolo you are a little weirdo and I love you
I personaly dont think Jay is all that funny
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FEEZE SLIME BALL! ITS THE FUCKERY POLICE!
*I spy Jay Leno trying to escape through a tiny bathroom window while holding a writer for his variety show hostage with a jelly donut*
I SWEAR ILL SHOOT THAT WRITER!
*Leno gets stuck in the window and drops the hostage, but keeps the donut he had in his other hand. So I shoot the writer in the hand with my Red Ryder BB Gun anyway just for working for Leno*
Ill get Leno next time,Goofy Looking Writer Dude, but youre going to jail for contributing to the evil dork sided forces that think variety shows could EVER REPLACE LAW AND ORDER!!!!!!
*sucker punches an NBC executive on my way to booking the dork sided writer*
*does the Tom Cruise sky punch*
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Sushi-Lol!
I thought that was fucking Reese Witherspoon!
*I* find him funny -- sometimes. And Michael K, a nice bowl of cream of wheat/oatmeal/wheatena/farina on a cold wintry NY day? Better than your animal cookies to rev up your morning.
LEEEEEEEAVE LAW & ORDER ALOOOONE!!!
Fuck Leno!!!
Off Topic: Mah Boo was on Letterman last night.
Him was bery cute and funny.
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Well, I guess the 70+ crowd needs something to watch too.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
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Well the old folks will have something to watch other than CSI before the 11pm local news.
Me, notsomuch
Wait a minute! What the heck is going to happen to L&O? And L&O: SVU? Just crappy Jay Leno every night at 10 o'clock?
does anybody find this guy funny at all?
Well, that was a cunty move by Leno. Poor Conan.
God Damn..I hate Jay Leno. He's sticking it to poor Conan. Ok..take my show..cause I get a better slot. Who will will stick around for 11:30 PM if you get to see the same snot nose people earlier. ITS SO FUCKING UNFAIR.
HE'S A TOTAL ASSHOLE.
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I cannot stand Jay Leno...he is so unfunny, it's not funny.
I made a mii on my wii of him. So when we play baseball and stuff, sometimes he's on my team. :o)
I thought the point of retiring was to take some time off. Geez man. I think it's retarded when people HAVE the chance to travel a lot or something and don't do it, when there are people like me who wants to do that, but can't! grr.
But I do love Craig Ferguson. That man is funny and HOT!
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@Callan-Ha! No doubt. They will be giggling like little girls at a slumber party. Why Jimmy Fallon, anyone but him.
Jay Leno is unfunny. The late night talk show is an anachronism. Time to pull the plug.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:20am.
Goddamnit, the S.O.B. didn't deserve The Tonight Show slot in the first place.
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"Personally, I think a better idea would be to give Dateline NBC's To Catch a Predator the 10pm slot 5 days a week. I mean, 5 nights of Chris Hansen, iced tea and moronic pedos?"
YES. YES... YES!!! Mostly yes to the iced tea though.
Proud to say I do not watch this show or any late night show!
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I know. I guarantee that 95% of Jimmy Fallon's comedy on Late Night will be having Horatio Sanz on as a guest, and they just giggle at each other for an hour.... just like they used to do on SNL.
I think Jay Leno is saxay!
I love funny men...
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@Callen- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Could they have found anyone more annoying for the job? Reason#3,436 why I stay away from late night talk shows.
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Ugh. Jimmy Fallon will be taking over Late Night.
So it's just The Tonight Show, but an hour or so earlier, but it won't be called The Tonight Show because Conan will be doing The Tonight Show- So my question is, who will be doing Late Night? And, does anyone even watch late night talk anymore?
Goddamnit, the S.O.B. didn't deserve The Tonight Show slot in the first place.
Such an ugly guy...
I mean, 5 nights of Chris Hansen, iced tea and moronic pedos?
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Or on the beach, flying kites. LOL, I think you are on to something here, MK.
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I don't like this at all. Conan's did his time and was finally going to take over the Tonight Show so it would be funny again. Now, Leno is going to steal his thunder. I mean, even if Conan has the big chair, he's still coming on after Leno, so little has changed.
Fuck this humorless chin. Hope that shit gets canceled fast.
Man, now that's what I call CHIN!
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