Tuesday, December 9th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Queen of Trees - This woman from Minnesota is fucking nuts for Christmas trees. If she could give birth to one, she would. She has 37 Christmas trees in her home including 1 in her pantry and a ton in her damn kitchen. You know she had her pube bush waxed into a Christmas tree and it smells like pine needs.
She has 37 and I don't even have one! The video of her showing of all her trees auto-plays, so it's after the jump. JUMP!!!
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LMAO about the family with the clocks.
This bitch has COMPLETELY LOST HER MIND.
the definition of loserific!!!!
thats your life story you collect XMAS trees
im going to pee my pants laughin at the crazy.
MOre stories about the crazy...PLEASE
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
i wanna fuck her in the ass
"I love clowns."
That's all it takes to make a diagnosis. Nuts.
That said, I'd love to have a walk-in pantry like hers!!
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
I love me some fearless crazy folk!
The crazy in her eyes is righteous. Oh yeah!
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Are we 100% this is a woman?Anyway,the trees are ugly and she is suffering from some OCD crap.They have collecting freaks all over You Tube,my 6 year old likes to look at the MY Little Pony collectors.People collect the weirdest stuff but this just makes her house look messy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I love this lady--she lets her freak flag fly! She's found something that makes her happy and is running with it.
she reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire
Yeah she's effin nuttier than squirrel shit but it beats smoking crack I suppose. As long as her bills are paid I don't personally give a fuck what she spends her money on, she's not fiscally responsible for the rest of the population. Shit, I got Clark Goddamn Griswold across the street from me. At least she keeps her shiny shit INSIDE. And hey the electric companies love them both!
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Submitted by ocd can be good on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 11:15am.
This would never work if she had cats as pets. Trust.
Ain't that the truth! We've had trees that our older cat didn't mess with much. Now we have a kitten who would wreck the tree all day long.
Hey, as to the Hot Slut, there are worse things for a person to be into. I personally covet her house. Huge kitchen, art studio, family room.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
someone needs to shove one of those trees in her ass. bet she wouldnt like them so much then.
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This would never work if she had cats as pets. Trust.
@Tits-Yes, resort towels. Shot glasses are another very wonderful item to collect.
I think this might be a Minnesota thing because I know several people who have multiple xmas trees in their home. My Grandma has 5 and STILL puts them all up. Hell, even I have a *cough* holiday tree. And if anyone cares to feel oppressed by it, they can leave my house. I do it for my 5 yr old son :)
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:31am.
What ever happened to the perfectly respectable hobby of thimble or state spoon collecting?
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and embroider tea towels from resorts.
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Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:45am.
Old people like to travel a lot. And i like to take advantage of their house...
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Farrah! Quit humping the furniture! Gah!
PARTAY AT FARRAHS!
ps: even tho half the family is Jewish and the other doesn't believe in G'd, my dad (the non-believer) LOVES it when i put up the gigantic fake tree (it's summer here) with about 1,000 (not exaggerating!) decorations in purple and silver. Also purple and white lights. The problem is that everyone wants to help putting up the tree, but they all run away when it's time to un-do it...
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:40am.
Farrah- where you been? Was there an internet outage in Chile again?
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just the usual hoot rat shit. I totalled my car about a month ago and i have been car browsing, can't decide.
Also, i have been taking my parents to and from the airport. Old people like to travel a lot. And i like to take advantage of their house...
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Farrah- where you been? Was there an internet outage in Chile again?
I would probably go crazy decorating for christmas if I had all the resources. That can get expensive, though. And for me, I just like the lights and shiny things and balls, of course. I HATE the little santas.
Only in Minnesota....
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:16am.
Jebus! I have one tree that I haven't been buggered to put up in 7 years!
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at last! a voice of reason.
I picked up a small branch of a fir tree I found in the park and brought it home just for the smell.
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As a adult I've never had a xmas tree.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
What a freak! If I could get away with it, I wouldn't decorate at all but my kids would lynch me! I hate this time of year. I hate cold weather. I hate all the damn viruses going around. Everywhere I go, someone is hacking away or saying that they just got over the pukes. I need summer NOW!
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"That cat's something I can't explain."
Submitted by dollyface on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 10:14am.
I love how she laughs all crazy-like and she just keeps repeating "People say I'm crazy! Everyone says I'm crazy! They say, 'Oh my god, Claudia, you're crazy!' Others think I'm crazy!!!!"
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I think this bitch is crazy!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
and their house always smells like bacon.
Notice she says "son." Never once a husband or a significant other. That poor man has packed up his balls and left the building.
Claudia IS crazy.
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
Jeffro,
Wow...Hot Slut Bitch Face! You are official now!
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
I love how she laughs all crazy-like and she just keeps repeating "People say I'm crazy! Everyone says I'm crazy! They say, 'Oh my god, Claudia, you're crazy!' Others think I'm crazy!!!!" with her crazy eyes surveying her crazy cache o'trees. Ha ha! "Pan-tree" in the pantry. Clever.
And she says she loves clowns. SHOCKER!!
Lovely they installed the fire ext at eye level. I guess in that home you learn to be prepared. At least she keeps her crazy inside. The outside looks like a "Linen & Things" parking lot.
BTW....WHERE IS JAMES HAVEN????
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
that lady scares me....
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:52am.
Actually my BF does because we've been car pooling since I'm the one with 4x4 and he's a crybaby in the winter. And every other season
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and that's why i luvs you.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
I can go one better on her "crazy"... my inlaws have fifty gazillion clocks in their house, and they used to keep most of them wound up, so there was a constant cacophony of ticking, tocking, bonging, chiming, AAAAAAAUUUUGH I'm going nuts just remembering the insanity.
KD,
No, not a rough morning. I just find excess like this gross. It is especially gross in the current economic climate.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Instead of spending money on all that shit she could be making a donation to a food bank or something useful.
Damn her trees are ugly.
Bet she's on the needle.
EEG- rough morning? I bet her tree collecting is some sort of way for her to cope with depression or something.
I can't grow up now, just yesterday LoLo annointed me as an official Hot Slut Bitch Face. :)
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The low ri-der is a little higher...
Jeffro,
Age is just a number. You are only as old as the young one you feel...wait, that's not right...
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
I hope everyone who doesn't have enough to eat in her town or enough money to buy their kids presents finds this womans house and shoves every last tree into every available orifice.
Merry Fucking Christmas Whores.
Ho Fucking Ho.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
WHERE IS SNOWY?? She's supposed to be back by now.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:36am.
LOL! I got mine cuz I WAS the low rider coming in to work...trying to scooch down to look out a fogged up windshield while the defroster caught up.
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I used to have to do that ALL the time, but I warm up my car before leaving now. Actually my BF does because we've been car pooling since I'm the one with 4x4 and he's a crybaby in the winter. And every other season.
DeeDee- my mom has an upsidedown Christmas tree. She got it when she worked at Macy's. It was one of their displays. They keep it up year round.
Nut. And yet, I know some people who are very close to being her. They get some sort of "win" if they put up as many trees as they can. Stupid. I am going to try to put up ONE this year.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:47am.
Jeffro!
LMAO! Oh I do the low-rider crouch when I leave work all the time!!
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I'm such a tard, I was actually giggling to myself, humming "Low Rider" and doing the 'periscope' thing with my hand. I refuse to grow up. :)
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I was watching this show on the travel channel about people who decorate a lot for Christmas, and there was this boy they called "Christmas boy" because the whole town knew him as the kid that goes overboard to decorate for Christmas. Anyway, he wants to have a business where he helps people decorate for Christmas, and his displays really aren't that great. Poor kid.
Jeffro!
LMAO! Oh I do the low-rider crouch when I leave work all the time!! Cuz heaven forbid we wait 5 minutes! =)
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
was it Oakie obsessed with xmas trees?
she's gonna be pissed!
morning, sluts.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Yea, Happy Fucking Christmas to you too, Mrs. Doubtfire . May you and all your damn trees have a wonderful holiday season.
God, people get on my last friggin' nerve. This is one more reason I am becoming Jewish.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
And somewhere a fireman is crying into his coffee. Don't these people ever watch the 30 second human interest stories on the news in which a good house is sacrificed to the annual "this will be your house if you're not careful" public service announcement type thingy they do about this time of year?
Firemen also get to blow up turkeys...
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
MK, I absolutely love your commentary. You are fucking hilarious. Perez sucks ass compared to you.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:30am.
Jeffro,
Thx! I was in a Clark kinda mood this morning!
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LOL! I got mine cuz I WAS the low rider coming in to work...trying to scooch down to look out a fogged up windshield while the defroster caught up. Mental note: remote starting a truck don't do shit for you if you're already on your way out the door.
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All my friends know the low rider
The low ri-der is a little higher...