Fantasia Is Losing Her House!
American Idol winner (yup, she won - google it, you dumb fuck) Fantasia is about to get kicked out of one of her Charlotte, North Carolina homes! Real Estalker (via Us Weekly) says Fanny's 6-bedroom mansion has been foreclosed on and will be auctioned off on January 12th, unless she can come up with the cash to save it.
Fantasia bought the place back in 2007 for $1.3 million. She won't be totally homeless since her other house in Charlotte isn't in any kind of trouble.
You know what this calls for? Reality show! Fantasia needs to move to Georgia and join the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She can bond with NeNe, because they both know how it feels to have the evil eviction man knocking on their door to put all their shit on the curb. And Fanny will not sit on her hands when it's time to slap Kim's wig off her head.
Fantasia also needs to join the rest of us and learn how to live off of McDonald's dollar menu, popcorn, Top Ramen and bologna.
In cheerier Fantasia news, it looks like she finally made her last payment and got those 20-year-old braces taken off her teeth. It must have taken two cranes, three tanker trucks and the Shiba Inu 6 to yank those things off. They were on for at least three lifetimes.
Here's Fantasia wearing one of Basement Baby's earlier craft projects at the Cracked Xmas party last night. Even though she put together enough pennies to finally get those braces off, it looks like she didn't have enough for a full pedicure. They didn't put the rest of the polish on her toes!
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Sheeps, OMG! A bite of a Boudin Ball is equal to one hour of IG's company. Gone too quickly, but you'll never forget it. Delish on both counts, but the burn lasts for hours.
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is NO excuse for being dumb or dirty in America." ~Nitty's Mom
tasia might want to consider doing some porn like screech did to try and save her house....
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
The dress isn't bad but she's kinda hairy.
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Have you ever felt like a deaf mute trying to yell bingo?
Fanny's main problem is . . . girlfriend is lazy and dumb!! She was given a part and a boat load of money in a hit broadway musical (Color Purple) and many, many fans came to see it just because of her. Problem was, Fanny hardly ever bothered to show up!!! She would wait until nearly showtime and have her manager call in and say she wasn't feeling well, or some shit!!! She really made a (bad) name for herself in the industry. Bitch is probably stone broke and deservedly so.
(Sorry, I was one of the fans who flew to NY, paid $100 for a ticket and bitch didn't show. I was HOT!! But the stand-in was brilliant.)
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:46pm.
Has anyone heard from JamesHaven lately?
No. Our bromance is suffering, too.
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Maybe Mangie needs him to lug her brats since her toothpick limbs can't carry them any more.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:31pm.
What business is that, Miss IslandGirl?
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one hopes she's not a cabinet hanger.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:47pm.
Hola, NitWitty...you know, that dress wouldn't be so bad without all the ostrich pubes. The color is HAWT. Tehee.
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Well, I blame the stylists..since I'm sure ostrich's have brighter colored pubes!
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is NO excuse for being dumb or dirty in America." ~Nitty's Mom
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:47pm.
Check out the receipt--better yet, ask Nittster to cook some. I'd recommend a boxy pinot/chard with them.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:46pm.
Has anyone heard from JamesHaven lately?
No. Our bromance is suffering, too.
Hola, NitWitty...you know, that dress wouldn't be so bad without all the ostrich pubes. The color is HAWT. Tehee.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:34pm.
Are you the source of Nittay's Boudin Balls
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I know nothing of these Boudin Balls. The only balls I'm responsible for when it comes to the Nitster are of the blue variety.
Has anyone heard from JamesHaven lately?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:42pm.
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Well, they don't call you Hotmami for nuthin'!
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:42pm.
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You'll always be our Hot Slut!!! Nice to see ya' around again. *MuaH*
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is NO excuse for being dumb or dirty in America." ~Nitty's Mom
I like Fanny more than Jennifer Hudson.
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
This bit of news has ruined my evening, goddamnit:
Report: Leno to stay at NBC, moving to prime time
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081209/ap_en_tv/tv_nbc_leno;_ylt=Ajthl5kJB1...
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:34pm.
Are you the source of Nittay's Boudin Balls ('scuse me if that's too personal)? They sound yummy but like heart attack in a fried sphere.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:39pm.
Hey, Hotmami--- good to see you again! Hope all is well! xox
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xoxo It's amazing what looking at this woman does to ones self-confidence...I feel like a hot slut right now. Seriously.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Hey, Hotmami--- good to see you again! Hope all is well! xox
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:33pm.
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I've been pelted with cast off shoon more times than I care to admit.
Say something nice: I am sooo liking her makeup.
She still looka likea man, though.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:33pm.
Hey, beyotch!!! How's it going?
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I am well.
I am in a class and must go
Bye kids...later
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:32pm.
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Hahahaha... none of your bidness.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:29pm.
Hey, beyotch!!! How's it going? You know you're ghetto when you wear a dress that even our resident basement baby Solange wouldn't touch with one of Beyonce's robot claws.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:22pm.
She had money for like what, five minutes? Ever hear of fiscal restraint? She should have spent her $$$ on a decent pedicure.
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As Mehitabel the Cat says:
i have had my ups and downs
but wotthehell wotthehell
yesterday sceptres and crowns
fried oysters and velvet gowns
and today i herd with bums
but wotthehell wotthehell
i wake the world from sleep
as i caper and sing and leap
when i sing my wild free tune
wotthehell wotthehell
under the blear eyed moon
i am pelted with cast off shoon
but wotthehell wotthehell
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:31pm.
What business is that, Miss IslandGirl?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:29pm.
I like her toes.
It is SO nice to see yet another fucking french fucking manicure. fuck
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I'm happy to see that someone else adores that look as well..lmao.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:26pm.
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That hair did is what we in the business call ay-sim-etrical. :o
this is why i live in my rv cause you can drive it state to state and then you can parkit
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:28pm.
HEY!!!
HI!!!
haven't see you in a while.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
I like her toes.
It is SO nice to see yet another fucking french fucking manicure. fuck.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:22pm.
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Priorities..Get the hair and the nails did, for Pete Wentze's sakes!
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is NO excuse for being dumb or dirty in America." ~Nitty's Mom
It amazes me how quickly these famous fucktards can piss away more money in a couple of years then I will ever see in my lifetime. You'd think she'd have more sense, seeing as she didn't exactly come from an affluent background.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:22pm.
She had money for like what, five minutes? Ever hear of fiscal restraint? She should have spent her $$$ on a decent pedicure.
She could just wear closed-toe heels. But she should spend a little to get her hair evened up: the one side seems to be longer than the other.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
She had money for like what, five minutes? Ever hear of fiscal restraint? She should have spent her $$$ on a decent pedicure.
Reality show idea: all the so-called winners of all the reality shows go on a cruise and sit around the lounge in an all-out bitch-fest moderated by Dr. Drew. They must face challenges like most weight lost, most infidelities, most plastic surgery, most wasted money, lamest excuse for not succeeding after the show.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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And the crowd goes: "Awww." Obviously American Idol doesn't offer credit counceling to the winner.
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is NO excuse for being dumb or dirty in America." ~Nitty's Mom
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:13pm.
how much more ghetto can she be?
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None. None more ghetto could she be.
Her grill looks fab now that the braces are off, though!
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
In the 4 Christmases movie , this kid tells Vince V. google me you idiot! or something like that but hey use that phrase, I laughed sooo hard. I think I was the only one that got the joke!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Snorting @ 'Fanny'...reminds me of Chris Elliot in Scary Movie II...make way for fannayyyyy!
how much more ghetto can she be?
So is it that she can't afford it or doesn't want to pay for it anymore?
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Shiba Inu 6 for Hot Sluts of the Year 2008!
She shoulda saved the money she spent on those fugly tats!
Why couldn't this be Clay Aiken!?!? Why couldn't this be Clay Aiken!?!?!
**shaking fist to God, Satan, Xenu, whoever's listening**